Urban Madness

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Kidney deficiency and impotence?

Not a man?

Ye Fan's words were like a huge boulder smashing into the calm lake, causing a thousand waves.

For a while, all the passengers in the carriage showed weird expressions on their faces, as if they wanted to laugh and tried to hold back.

But when everyone was told that it was unspeakable, Zou Kai's face was green, and he didn't run away anymore. He turned to look at Ye Fan and gritted his teeth:

"You... how dare you slander me! I am known as the Jinling Silver Spear King, Qijirou One Night, how... how can impotence be possible?"

Although his words were convincing, the sweaty beads on his forehead and his trembling body had exposed his guilty conscience and panic.

"Huh...Zou Kai, is it interesting to deceive yourself? Is it impotence, you don't have a point to force it?"

Ye Fan sneered and said: "According to your current symptoms, at most a month or so, the thing will be completely necrotic, just like a decoration! I hope you have other brothers and sisters, otherwise you Zou family will have to be completely We have cut off children and grandchildren!"

Hearing this, Zou Kai's pupils shrank suddenly, his face turned pale, and his vest was already soaked in cold sweat.

A while ago, he was overly indulgent and mixed in the night scenes, but a few weeks ago, he was completely withered, no matter how stimulated it was.

These days, he has also looked for all kinds of "old Chinese doctors" and "old military doctors", including some aphrodisiac drugs from abroad, but there is no response.

If you become a "eunuch" like this, it would be even more uncomfortable than killing him!

At this time, Zou Kai looked at Ye Fan and asked tentatively:

"You... do you have a way to cure my disease?"

...

As soon as this remark came out, it was tantamount to curing his impotence.

For a while, ridicule all around, and countless joking eyes fell on him, making him feel that he was greatly humiliated.

Next to him, Zhao Ling'er's beautiful eyes were full of disgust and contempt, and she shrank a little behind the seat subconsciously, as if there was some plague on him.

At this time, Ye Fan spoke again: "It's not impossible to want me to save you! But well..."

"But what? Boy, as long as you cure my disease, I can give you as much as it costs!"

Zou Kai's tone was full of expectation, as if the drowning man saw the straw.

Just now, he had seen Ye Fan's medical skills.

In just a few minutes, the bone tumor that had tortured Sun Zhengyi for three years was cured. It was amazing!

Treating his impotence is easier than treating the tumor, right?

Seeing Zou Kai's eager look, the corners of Ye Fan's mouth rose slightly, sketching a strange arc, jokingly:

"Huh...Zou Kai, the bet between you and Mr. Sun seems to have not been completed yet, right?"

Hearing this, Zou Kai's body trembled and his face was extremely embarrassing.

According to the agreement, now that Sun Zhengyi has proved his identity, Zou Kai has to kneel and kowtow to apologize!

With his arrogant and arrogant character, he was willing to do such humiliating things, so he fled, but now, Ye Fan can be said to have mastered his "life root"!

Zou Kai squeezed his fists fiercely, his face was blue and white, as if a battle between heaven and man was going on.

After struggling for a while, he took a deep breath, as if he had made some major decision.

Suddenly, he walked up to Sun Zhengyi, his knees softened, and he fell to his knees with a "plop".

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

There were three more rattles in a row, slamming on the cold ground, banging.

"Mr. Sun, I was wrong, please forgive me!" Zou Kai gritted his teeth.

Even if there were 10,000 unconvinced in his heart, he could only swallow his breath at this moment.

...

Seeing this scene, a cynic sounded around:

"Hehe... Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning, this guy is the best end!"

"Yes! He's an impotence man, what a big tail wolf!"

"Cut! For this stuff, I dare to question the little genius doctor. In my opinion, let him be a **** for a lifetime!"

Hearing these words, Zou Kai only felt that he had been insulted like never before, and all his pride and self-esteem for more than two decades had been trampled down.

But in order to treat impotence, he can be regarded as willing to fight!

The next moment, Zou Kai stood up abruptly, looked at Ye Fan from a distance, and said loudly: "Boy, I have done what you asked for, now it's your turn to treat me!"

When Ye Fan heard the words, the smile on the corners of his mouth grew stronger, and he said, "Hehe...I want to treat your illness, and you need some special medicine! I will give you a prescription. You can take the medicine according to the prescription and take it for 99 consecutive days. !"

As he said, he took out the pen and paper, and went with the pen, and started writing "Swish".

After a while, Ye Fan threw the prescription to Zou Kai.

After Zou Kai took it, if he got the treasure, he bowed his head and muttered to himself: "Take the boy's urine and take it for ninety-nine days. You can regain your glory!"

After seeing this prescription, Zou Kai was taken aback for a moment, then his face changed, and he furiously said: "Smelly boy, are you kidding me? You... how dare you make Ben drink less?"

"Humph……"

Ye Fan said with a sneer: "I kindly prescribed a prescription for you, but you bite Lu Dongbin with your dog. It is not a good people! This boy's urine is the most yang thing in the world. The effect of nourishing the kidney is far better than that of antler and bullwhip. !

In ancient China, many famous doctors used Tongzi urine as a medicine to treat diseases! There was a record in the medical record of Zhu Zhenheng, a famous doctor in the Yuan Dynasty, that an old woman who was more than 80 years old, seemed to be forty, only because she took boy urine all the year round, she was able to show her beauty! "

Seeing what Ye Fan said so confidently, Zou Kai, who was suspicious, immediately took out his phone and searched.

It didn’t take long before he realized that as Ye Fan said, Tongzi urine is an extraordinary medicine in ancient Chinese medicine. Although it is not said to be able to cure impotence, it can cure headache, sore throat, abdominal pain, fever, and lungs. Symptoms such as atrophy.

At this moment, Ye Fan showed a strange look on his face, and continued:

"Ahem...Zou Kai, your impotence is already very serious, and ordinary boy urine cannot be cured, so you must find an ‘old boy’!"

"Old boy? What is that?" Zou Kai asked subconsciously.

"The so-called old boy refers to an old man over sixty years old who has never experienced anything between men and women, and he must be the first to soak in the urine in the morning. You can take it on the spot within a minute, without a drop left, ninety-nine consecutive times. After the day, your impotence can be cured!" Ye Fan continued to talk nonsense.

...

Hearing these words, Zou Kai's expression was even worse than eating shit, and he felt sick and nauseated just thinking about it.

Are you kidding me? !

Let him drink the urine of an old man in his sixties for ninety-nine days in a row. How could this be acceptable to him.

"Could it be... is there no other way?" He gritted his teeth while looking at Ye Fan.

"Hmph... I have already told you the prescription. As for whether it is cured or not, it is your business and it has nothing to do with me!"

After speaking, Ye Fan immediately turned his head away, as if he would not speak any more words.

However, the corners of his mouth twitched at this moment, as if he wanted to laugh and was forced to hold it back.

The so-called Tongzi urine treatment of impotence was all made up by him in order to trick Zou Kai!

Before that, Ye Fan revealed the magical acupuncture technique. In the hearts of everyone in the venue, it was Hua Tuo alive.

So now, Zou Kai has no reason not to believe it!

If he really followed Ye Fan's words and found that his impotence hadn't improved after ninety-nine days of drinking the old boy, he might vomit blood on the spot!

At this moment, a female voice broadcast sounded in the compartment:

"The train arrives at the station before the train runs. It is the last station of this train-Huahai South Station! Please be ready to get off the train. You are welcome to take our train again, next trip, goodbye!"

Immediately afterwards, some of the passengers watching the excitement all returned to their seats and began to organize their salutes.

As for Zou Kai, he left the carriage in despair.

This time he lost his wife and lost his troops!

Instead of being able to catch Zhao Ling'er, he knelt down in public and was spotted with the hidden disease of impotence, becoming a clown that everyone laughed at!

But when he fell into this situation, he took the blame and couldn't blame others.

After a few minutes, the train finally stopped on the platform, and a crowd of passengers filed out.

However, just after getting off the car, a voice rang behind Ye Fan:

"Doctor Ye, wait!"