Urban ancient fairy doctor

Facing these wolf-like children, Ximen Wudi was filled with despair. In desperation, he resorted to the last resort and lay on the ground with his head in his hands, hoping to protect his face.

But it turns out that they were overthinking it. A group fight involving more than 20 people was too slow to catch up. So many people were punching and kicking them, and they didn’t have time to defecate. Once again, their bodies were completely bruised and their noses and faces were swollen.

Ximen Wudi felt regretful. Why did he come to poke this hornet's nest when he was so good? This family is such a pervert that any child he pulls out can kill him.

"Okay, don't fight. If you are really beaten to death, no one will compensate for the loss."

Fortunately, Ye Qingbei shouted at this time, and the children stopped holding their hands without saying anything.

He reached out and grabbed Ximen Yufei who was hiding next to him, and hit him hard next to Ximen Wudi, looking at the two people.

"You two are looking for death. You have caused such trouble to my family. How can I compensate you?"

Ximen Wudi was completely frightened this time. Looking at the children in front of him, he did not dare to say a harsh word.

"Um... your family is fine, nothing is wrong. It's me who was injured, so I don't need to compensate, right?"

Ye Xueyan raised his hand and waved, and the huge cactus flew up and hit Ximen Wudi's head again.

"Damn old man, you still want to deny it. My father's two favorite stone lions were broken by you. How do you think you can compensate?"

"this……"

Ximen Wudi didn't dare to say a word when facing this little bully, and quickly shouted, "I will compensate, we will compensate."

Spend money to buy peace as he thinks, then get out of here and never come back.

After saying that, he looked at Ximen Yufei and said, "Give me money quickly and compensate others!"

"Ancestor, how can I have money?"

Ximen Yufei's face was uglier than a bitter melon. He had some savings before, but after guarding the tomb for so many years, he basically spent it all. His pocket was cleaner than his face, so what could he give to others as compensation?

"You...how do you have no money?"

Ximen Wudi was a little dumbfounded. He had been in seclusion for more than a hundred years and was also penniless.

"Cry poor with me, right? Hit me hard!"

Ye Qingbei gave the order and was beaten and kicked brutally again.

The two were kicked and beaten until they cried for father and mother.

"Stop fighting, don't fight, we really have no money, why don't you give us some time to compensate slowly..."

"Okay, okay, stop now, don't really kill him, I'm still useful."

Ye Lunqi stopped everyone, "Brother Qingbei, I have an idea."

Ye Qingbei said, "These two are poorer than the other. What can you do?"

"It's very simple. Since they have no money to pay compensation, then I will turn them into stone lions and place them here one on each side. Anyway, dad will not blame us if he sees this thing."

Ye Lunqi's delicate little face was filled with uncontrollable excitement, "I have been studying ancient books recently and just learned a petrification technique that guarantees that they will look exactly like real stone lions."

"Well……"

The two Ximen Wudi who had just come back to their senses were completely dumbfounded. They wanted to turn themselves into stone lions and guard the door all day long. This would be even worse than death.

Ye Xueyan said, "It sounds fun, but is it possible? The two of them are so small, they don't seem to be as big as a stone lion."

"This is easy to solve."

Ye Qingbei's eyes shone, "Although it is a little smaller now, it will be about the same if it is bigger."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone rushed forward, punching and kicking him again.

After about ten minutes, everyone dispersed. Poor Ximen Wudi and Ximen Yufei were completely swollen, and were a whole lot bigger than before.

Ye Lunqi looked at them and nodded with satisfaction, "The petrification technique can be enlarged a little more, it should be almost the same as a stone lion."

"No, no."

Ye Qinghan shook his chubby little hands, "Dad said that there were two stone lions before, one male and one female. They both seemed to be male."

"Yes, that seems to be the case!"

Ye Qingbei looked at the two people, "But it doesn't matter. I recently watched a movie. People can change their gender. People like them can

One of them turns into a woman, and when the time comes, she turns into a lioness. "

After saying this, there was a burst of excitement around him. Ye Xueyan looked at the two people with a wicked smile, "Which one of you two is coming?"

Ximen Wudi was so frightened that he trembled all over and waved his hands repeatedly, "I can't do it. I'm old. I can't change no matter what."

After hearing what he said, Ximen Yufei couldn't care anymore and shouted quickly, "Ancestor, you can't do this, the inheritance of the Ximen family depends on me.

You are definitely not able to have children at your age, so you should do it. "

"How dare you talk to me like this, ancestor, listen to me, sacrifice yourself..."

"Shit ancestor, don't you claim to be invincible? You've fallen to this point and you're still pretending to me, I'll cut you if I want..."

The two of them were quarreling with each other.

Ximen Wudi suddenly jumped into the air, obviously wanting to escape, but unfortunately he felt that he had lost control of his body as soon as he got up, and then fell heavily to the ground. .🅆.

Ye Lunqi's huge cactus hit him hard on his butt again, "Old guy, you still want to run away, then you can do it."

Ximen Wudi was ready to die. He came out of seclusion. He originally thought he could rule the world, but now he has to turn into a stone lion, the female one. Is there anything worse than this?

He wanted to struggle, or even commit suicide, but unfortunately his whole body was sealed, and even the Qi in his body could not circulate. He could not speak, nor could he do anything.

"That's you!"

Ye Qingbei flipped his wrist, and a shining dagger appeared in his palm.

Seeing this scene, Ximen Yufei secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Although he didn't want to become a stone lion, it was better than Ximen Wudi.

"Brother, I'm a girl, so I can't watch it too bloody."

Ye Lunqi stopped Ye Qingbei, but before Ximen Wudi could let go of his worries, she heard her say again, "I suggest using freezing. If it freezes, it won't bleed."

"No, no, no, it's better to burn it with fire. You won't be able to see anything."

A little boy of seven or eight years old stood up, his wrist

Turning it over, a scorching flame appeared in the palm of the hand.

Ximen Wudi burst into tears and almost went crazy. What are you doing? It was so humiliating and bullying.

It's a pity that he can't do anything in front of these children, not even the subconscious action of clamping his legs.

"Whose children are these? Is there anyone in charge? Help!"

Seeing the flames jumping in the little boy's palm, he could only howl like a slaughtering pig.

"Old man, don't shout. My flame is very hot and it won't hurt at all."

The little boy chuckled and walked over with the flame in his hand. Ximen Wudi closed his eyes and fell into despair.

"Okay, don't mess around!"

At this moment, a young man appeared in front of him and stopped the little boy, "Aunt Linglong has given birth to a little sister. You go and have a look."

As soon as the words fell, the children cheered and ran towards Ye's house.

Ye Bufan raised his hand and lifted the restrictions on the two of them.

"Today is a happy day. For the sake of the birth of my daughter, I will spare you this time.

But you can't just let it go if you destroy my stone lion. From now on, you two can just stay here and watch the door.

You only have one chance, don't have other thoughts, otherwise the two of you will really turn into stone lions. "

Ye Bufan's figure disappeared in a flash, and Ximen Wudi and Ximen Yufei breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there was no one around at this moment, they didn't even think about escaping. The opponent's strength was so strong that they had been completely frightened and they had completely lost their courage.

Ever since, from that day on, there were two more gatekeepers in front of Ye Mansion, and Patriarch Ximen, who had previously claimed to be invincible, became an old gatekeeper.

(This extra is completely out of curiosity. It’s written in a nonsensical way. Don’t ask me for logic. It’s mainly funny. If you like it, watch it. If you don’t, just skip it.

The next extra chapter will change the idea and make it into a series, giving an ending to Xiao Qing, the Fifth Little Demon, etc. Anyone who still has a hard time getting over which heroine or heroine can bring it up. )