Urban ancient fairy doctor
Chapter 395: Fall
"Teacher, thank you!"
After Ai Meili finished speaking, she bowed deeply to Ye Bufan, with a look of gratitude in her eyes.
Although he hasn't taken the medicine yet, based on the miraculous medical skills Ye Bufan showed just now, this teacher will definitely not lie to him.
"Okay, I didn't expect you to have some skills. You could take care of all the female students in our class so quickly."
The one who spoke was Wu Zihao, and he said in a sinister tone, "But so what? After all, girls are only half of the class, and the remaining male classmates will not do this to you."
The straight-headed guy next to him said, "That's right, we men don't care about beauty.
For example, scars are pride and a medal for us men, and we don’t just remove scars casually. "
This guy's name is Yang Fei, and he is one of Wu Zihao's younger brothers.
As he spoke, he lifted up his T-shirt, revealing a scar on his chest. "As a man, if you don't get into a few fights and leave a few scars in your life, you are definitely not perfect."
Ye Bufan glanced at Yang Fei and said with a smile: "You may not care about beauty, but you cannot care about your body."
Yang Fei said: "What's wrong with my body?"
Ye Bufan said: "Do you feel that your hands and feet are cold, your waist and knees are sore, you urinate frequently at night, your ears are ringing, your eyes are dizzy, you have low energy, you still want to fart, and the most important thing is that you feel obviously powerless recently..."
Yang Fei asked in surprise: "How did you know?"
"I told you I'm a doctor, how could I not see your symptoms?"
"Then what's wrong with me?"
Yang Fei blurted out.
Although he, like Wu Zihao, has watched too much Young and Dangerous and admires the life of fighting and killing, as a man, he cares about his own function no matter what, and he has felt that it has declined significantly recently.
Ye Bufan looked at him playfully and said, "Want to know?"
Yang Fei glanced at Wu Zihao with a complicated expression, and finally nodded and said, "I think so."
"Actually, it's very simple. It's just three words. That's a lot of masturbation!"
As soon as he said this, the whole class burst into laughter, especially the female classmates, who laughed so hard that their branches trembled.
Ye Bufan added: "Looking at your current physical condition, you should do it at least five or six times a day, otherwise you wouldn't be in such a serious deficit.
If you continue like this, you will be completely useless in the future, and there will probably be no other functions there except peeing. "
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Yang Fei ignored the embarrassment and said in panic: "Teacher, is there any way to remedy this?"
"Of course there is a way. I will prescribe a prescription for you and take it for 10 days. You are still young now, so you can heal quickly, but be careful in the future and be sure to get rid of this bad habit."
As he spoke, Ye Bufan took the pen and paper again, wrote a recipe and gave it to Yang Fei.
The atmosphere was a little awkward now, and a flash of surprise flashed across Wu Zihao's face. He originally thought that he would not be as demanding as the girls, but in the blink of an eye, he suffered from kidney deficiency.
"See if there is anything wrong with my body."
While talking, a strong boy stood up. He was also one of Wu Zihao's younger brothers. His name was Ma Qiang. He had learned Sanda since he was a child and his physical fitness was extremely good.
Chewing gum in his mouth, he took two steps forward, pulled off his T-shirt in one fell swoop, revealing his strong muscles, and said with a proud look on his face: "How is it? You don't say that I also have kidney deficiency, do you?"
This guy even shook his pectoralis major proudly to show how strong he was.
Zhu Mingyu stood aside and said nothing. In his opinion, he was the general in charge of the overall situation. It was enough to have his younger brother in such small scenes, and there was no need for him, the boss, to come forward in person.
Wu Zihao then said: "That's right, you wouldn't say that Ma Qiang also has kidney deficiency, right?"
"His kidneys are not weak, and his body is very strong."
Hearing this comment, Ma Qiang's face showed a hint of pride, but then he heard Ye Bufan say again: "But you have excess yang fire, which leads to an imbalance of yin and yang in the body. The most direct consequence is severe bad breath.
You look pretty good and your body is in good enough shape, but you have never been able to find a girlfriend. The root cause is this problem.
Your bad breath has reached a certain level, and the root cause is not in the mouth. Chewing gum cannot cover it up. No woman can bear it. "
"I……"
Ma Qiang suddenly blushed and looked embarrassed. He always had a piece of chewing gum in his mouth to cover up his severe bad breath.
But just as Ye Bufan said, no matter how much chewing gum you eat, it is useless. It cannot cover up bad breath.
Although he dated a few girls, he couldn't stand his bad breath as soon as he came into contact with her, so he immediately broke up with her and is still single to this day.
For this problem, he secretly went to the hospital countless times. He had seen traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine. He took a lot of medicine, but it had no effect.
This hairy
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The disease is not serious, but the impact on him is too serious. You can't stay single for the rest of your life.
He had just witnessed Ye Bufan's miraculous medical skills, and immediately said with a longing look on his face: "Teacher, can you cure my disease?"
Hearing his name, Wu Zihao's mouth twitched. Hey, he fell into another trap!
"Of course it can be cured!"
Ye Bufan said and prescribed another prescription, "If you go back and take it for a week, your bad breath will be cured immediately and you won't have to eat chewing gum anymore. Too much of that stuff is bad for your teeth."
"I understand, thank you teacher!"
Ma Qiang took the prescription and carefully put it into his pocket.
"I still don't believe it, you can find fault with anyone!"
At this time, another male classmate stood up: "Look at what's wrong with me, but don't tell me about my bad breath and kidney deficiency. I don't have those things at all."
Ye Bufan looked at his male classmate, then suddenly reached out and grabbed his shoulder, and took it off with a click.
The expressions of Wu Zihao and others changed. They didn't expect that the little teacher would do it as soon as he said it. Just when they were about to get angry, there was another click, and Ye Bufan reconnected the male classmate's arm.
"Your arm was dislocated when you were 8 years old, but the doctor's technique was not very good and it was not fully connected.
This has caused you to dislocate frequently over the years, and it is difficult to use this arm. Now I have completely cured it for you. "
The male classmate was stunned. He indeed had this hidden disease. It was difficult to use force on his left arm, and it would easily dislocate when he used force.
The most important thing is that the other party can tell at a glance which year he got the disease. This is amazing and almost like a fairy.
After being stunned for a moment, he said gratefully: "Thank you, teacher!"
Even Zhu Mingyu's expression became ugly now. He originally thought that the male classmates would have no problems, but he didn't expect that three of them would stand up and three would fall. It would be okay if this continues.
Wu Zihao whispered in his ear: "Squad leader, this is not the way to go, or we can just kill him."
Zhu Mingyu looked gloomy. He didn't care much about Chang Hao, but if he didn't drive this guy out, he would completely lose face.
At this point, this is the best way. No matter how powerful the other party's medical skills are, they cannot be a match for people like me.
Just when he was about to give the order, suddenly there was an exclamation from the corner of the classroom: "Brother, is it really you?"
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