United states tax collector

"You all know what our IRS does, right?"

David's words made the black people at the scene look at each other. The IRS is of course responsible for tax issues. Who doesn't know this?

After pondering for a moment, Osborne replied softly: "Of course I know, Mr. Inspector!"

"Okay, since you know what our IRS does, we also know what you do!"

The hearts of all the black people trembled.

Does the IRS know what they do?

Could it be that……

Is it in response to their recent series of zero-yuan purchases?

impossible!

As soon as this idea came to mind, it was instantly rejected by a group of black people.

It’s true that the Internal Revenue Service is awesome, but their zero-dollar purchase is a public security case, and it shouldn’t be the National Taxation Bureau’s turn to take care of it!

"Mr. Inspector, we don't quite understand..."

"It's very simple. The thing is like this. On the 3rd of last month, our Congress passed a bill. This bill stipulates that from now on, whether it is robbery or fraud...including your current illegal behavior of zero-dollar purchases, , all have to pay a certain amount of tax to our Internal Revenue Service, do you understand now?"

As soon as the words fell, all the black people at the scene opened their eyes wide and opened their mouths. The whole crowd seemed to be frozen in place, with only shocked expressions echoing in the air.

From now on, all illegal activities such as robbery and fraud, including their current zero-dollar purchases, will have to pay taxes to the IRS?

If David, an IRS auditor, hadn't said this, he wouldn't have believed such an outrageous thing to death.

After all, the National Taxation Bureau is a serious state agency. If you don't deal with those office workers and companies properly, why are they here to pick up the wool of others like us?

In other words, you represent white and we represent black. How can we be in the same boat?

"Mr. Inspector, is this...is there such a thing?"

Osborne was the first to react. Although their zero-yuan purchases were not as dangerous as drug trafficking, they still cost their lives.

No matter how powerful the IRS is, you think I'm a fool because you want to take a piece of the pie from me just with these few words!

David shrugged and said, "It's not your fault that you don't care about current affairs, but now that the Internet is so developed, it shouldn't be difficult to log on to the official website of our IRS with a mobile phone and check it out."

The words were said to this extent, and at this moment everyone believed it to 70% or 80%.

As David said, although they don't care much about current affairs, the dignified IRS inspectors would definitely not dare to lie about this kind of thing.

Trustworthy, but asking them to report all the hard-earned gains to the IRS for tax payment is like cutting their flesh. How can we accept it?

So at this time, most people turned their attention to Osborne, wanting their 'leader' to say something.

Osborne tossed and turned for a moment, seemed to have thought of something, and finally pretended to be innocent and said: "I understand, Mr. Inspector, but there is a problem. We are all good citizens who abide by the law. There is no illegal income." ah!"

His countermeasure is also very simple, that is, first refuse to admit the illegal gains.

The IRS is scary though.

But you have to pay attention to evidence before you take someone. If there is no evidence, you can't just give in, right?

After all, the United States is still a country that respects human rights!

In particular, black groups like them have increasingly taken the moral high ground due to racial discrimination in recent years. He believes that the IRS will also be wary of this and will not dare to really deal with them.

"Yes, Mr. Inspector, we are all good citizens, there is no illegal income!"

"Mr. Inspector, I know that zero-dollar shopping incidents have become more and more rampant in Las Vegas in recent days, but this has nothing to do with us!"

Osborne's words made the other black people find their way and started to echo.

If other inspectors were here today, facing these people's rogue resistance, there really wouldn't be much that could be done against them. At most, they would just be escorted back to the bureau for a slow trial.

But unfortunately, they met David today.

To be precise, these Davids with golden fingers!

Therefore, in his eyes, the denials of these people are no different from clowns!

David smiled slightly, looked at Osborne, and said slowly: "On the 9th of last month, you raided the phon store at No. 1 West District, Crystal Shopping Street, and bought an iPhone 13 PRO, and finally sold it to you for selling stolen goods. An old acquaintance, Kawaha, made a profit of $800."

"On December 23, you participated in the ransacking of a Nike store at Macy's Department Store. You got a pair of AIR JORDAN 19th generation and gave it to Neuhaus, another old acquaintance who sells stolen goods. You made a profit of US$400."

"There's still the 25th..."

"Since our bill took effect, the total illegal income has been US$9,100. Now you tell me that you are a good law-abiding citizen?"

As David slowly spoke out the dates and detailed information one by one, Osborne's originally calm and innocent face suddenly changed, and his heart became even more turbulent.

It should be normal for the IRS to find out that he is a zero-dollar purchaser.

However, considering every zero-yuan purchase he has participated in in the past month, every item he has obtained is still valuable. The most outrageous thing is that he actually knows exactly who he is selling the stolen goods to, which is a bit incredible.

Except Osborne.

Nissen, who had been standing aside and silently watching David's performance, looked a little surprised at this time.

The bureau has already prepared the information about this group of zero-dollar purchasers.

However, the above only gives preliminary information that this group of people are zero-dollar purchasers and that their number is huge.

But there is no information about what items they got and how much profit they made during the zero-yuan purchase operation, let alone the objects of selling stolen goods, which are more difficult to scrutinize.

Just as everyone was having different thoughts, David looked at a black man on the left and said: "Augusto, on December 9th, you also participated in the looting of Crystal Shopping Street. What you got was iPhone 12 PRO, profit of US$550.”

"And on December 23, during the robbery of Macy's, you got a pair of Air Force Ones and made a profit of $200."

"..."

"From the 3rd of last month, when our black tax bill took effect until today, you have made a total of 4,800 US dollars in illegal profits, right?"

Augusto, whose name was called, after hearing the detailed information about himself, his eyes were as big as a bell, and his face was filled with incredulity.

Because what David said is absolutely correct, these are the things he got during the looting.

In addition, although he has not carefully calculated his specific income during this period, it should be similar to the figure of US$4,800.