Uncle Raiders Diary

Are you surprised? Surprised or not? Not irritating?

At this familiar opening again, Tamamo before suddenly had an ominous premonition, especially when he saw the inexplicable smile on Chiyo's face, it made people feel even more frightened.

"What do you want to do?"

Tamamo-mae has been in contact with Chiyo for longer than General Inu and Onikiri, so there must be no good things now.

"Juju, don't do this, my idea is actually very simple."

"The simple idea is to let a few of us in women's clothes sneak into the dancers?"

"…"

Seeing Tamamo and guessing what she was thinking, Chiyo pouted.

"Really, there is no sense of surprise at all."

"There are absolutely no surprises, no surprises for sure."

After looking at the women's clothes that Tamamo said before, the dog general took a few steps back. As a dog general in the Warring States Period, how could he wear women's clothes? !

impossible! Absolutely impossible!

"I also…"

Guiqi didn't say anything from the beginning, mainly because he didn't understand what was going on, but now he understands that the other party wants to wear women's clothes by himself.

It's impossible to wear women's clothes, certainly not.

The three hopes of the whole village rejected Chiyo's good suggestion, and said that wearing women's clothes would definitely not work.

"You haven't seen the beauty of women's clothing, come on, let Tszball show you the fun of women's clothing."

"???"

Now that Chiyo's ability has improved, at least by his own will, he can restore the big monsters who were previously sealed by him to their original state, and the recovery time is not short.

Grabbing Ibaraki-doji who was huddled in Kamo Yuki's arms to watch a good show, Chiyo directly injected some spiritual power into the meat ball. After a white light flashed, Ibaraki-doji returned to his original state.

"Come on, show them women's clothing."

"I don't, and I don't want to dress up as a woman."

Ibaraki Doji directly rejected Chiyo's proposal, which made her look up and down with a little surprise, "No, as a monster who uses women's clothes to attract some people to eat, you are too embarrassed to say that you don't pretend to be a woman?"

Do you want face?

Really shameless.

Chiyo showed a subtle smile and pointed at him, "So come on."

"…"

This time, Ibaraki Doji reluctantly changed back to a woman's clothes in front of everyone, and even his voice became a female voice.

"Are you satisfied now?"

"Satisfied! I'm very satisfied! Sure enough, women's clothing bosses are treasures!"

Reaching out her hand to wipe her own saliva, Kamo Yuuki became the first crazy person. At first, she also saw Ibaraki Doji's women's clothing, but at that time, she was so scared that she didn't have time to look at the other party's women's clothing. How beautiful, it looks so good now!

So healthy! She can! She is very nice!

Kamo Yuuki suddenly understands why Chiyo is so obsessed with women's clothing. If you put it on her, she will be obsessed too!

Reaching out and patted Ibaraki Doji on the shoulder, Chiyo nodded with great satisfaction, then raised his eyebrows at the three men who had been madly rejected before, "Tell me, what are the three of you planning?"

"…"

None of the three men had any plans, not even to speak.

"Hahahaha! I'm looking forward to seeing your women's clothing now!"

Shuten Douji sent the most sincere blessings to several people by the side, even if one of the women's clothing bosses is his best friend, his sincere blessings must be sent.

Glancing at the certain monster whose hair had reached his shoulders, Chiyo snorted coldly, "Except for Otengu, Hotaru, and Hirano Toshiro, all of you will put on women's clothes for me obediently!"

"what?"

Really, now Shuten Douji's mouth is about to swallow his own ghost gourd. He never thought that he would be counted in it one day.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat Chiyo now, he would have already done it.

Seeing that the others were all dressed in women's clothing, Datengu breathed a sigh of relief beside him. He was eliminated because of his wings. He always thought it was a good thing, but when he looked up again, he found Chiyo's eyes burning hot. look at him.

"…"

Very good, he already knows his pills.

"Datengu, can your wings change?"

"cannot."

The Big Tengu answered very quickly, almost as soon as Chiyo had finished speaking, he answered her question, and he was very firm in saying that the wings were not detachable.

These words made Chiyo's expression a little disappointed. She originally wanted the big tengu to follow her, but it didn't matter if the wings couldn't be changed.

"I see, then you stay with me and Yuuki for now."

"…"

Big Tengu breathed a sigh of relief, but he received contempt from the guys beside him.

[Look, scheming dog. 】

[Yes, this is a scheming dog! 】

The dog general on the side slowly typed a question mark on his head: "???"

Wang Wang Wang?

Tengu and dog are not the same breed, okay? Can you not call the wrong group?

Now that the infiltrating personnel have been decided, Chiyo and Yuuki are preparing to follow up as attendants of Abe Masaki.

Compared to Yuuki of the same age, Chiyo, who was already ten years old, was a head taller, a whole head taller. If she and Abe Yoshizai stood together, she would be the other party's attendant.

That is to say, now all men are going to dress up as women, and all women are going to dress up as men.

There is nothing wrong with girls wearing boys' clothes, mainly because men's clothes are not so shameful and shameful, but for boys, wearing women's clothes requires a strong psychology. As for the Ibaraki Doji who used women's clothes to eat people, he The heart can be said to be very strong, completely negligible.

"Do you think I look like a nobleman's attendant now?"

Chiyo put on the clothes of the attendant and asked Kamo Yuuki, she always felt that something was weird.

When I was watching TV dramas before, I always saw some girls in costume dramas disguising themselves as men and going around the world. The key point is that no one can tell that they are girls. Every time she sees this kind of plot, she thinks that those people are either blind or mentally retarded. How much exercise does it take to have those chest muscles? So what kind of genes can make a boy grow so short?

Those girls have a kind of fascinated confidence in their outfits, and always feel that their men's clothes will not be seen by others. Now Chiyo has completely reversed the idea of ​​those people, and she always feels that her appearance will be seen by others.

Kamo Yuuki turned around her very seriously, and finally gave her a thumbs up, "Don't worry, I won't see it, it's very good for a girl like you who hasn't developed yet to pretend to be a boy. picture!"

"???"

Chiyo twitched the corners of his mouth, finally looked down at himself, and then took out Hotaru from his waist, "Come on my sister, let's have a good chat about this issue, for example, have a fight. ?"

"...Sorry my sister, I choose to shut up."

Their preparations are not much worse, and those big men in women's clothing have not yet appeared. For these tall monsters to wear women's clothing, Chiyo has already thought of a reason for them.

For example, the peerless beauties from the Western Regions are much taller in terms of stature, but they are much better-looking than ordinary people due to their racial advantages.

"That's not right, what if these girls hanging under their skirts are attracted by those nobles because of their outstanding appearance, and then they forcefully want to bring Juju back?"

"…"

Hearing Chiyo's guess, Kamo Yuuki fell into silence, and finally blinked slowly, "I said... If such a thing really happened, do you think those nobles might be able to return home alive? ?"

"They can't go home alive. I think that party will be overturned directly, right?"

This is no longer just a question sentence. Chiyo feels that this must be a certainty. If someone really likes the gathering in front of Tamamo, the other party will definitely blow up the party directly, so that everyone will not be able to survive.

Now I can only hope that their women's clothes are not too stunning, but it seems unlikely that Yazi, one or two of those monsters look so enchanting, they must be especially stunning when they dress up as women.

Holding her knees, Chiyo sat silently on the ground.

"I regret it, I suddenly regret it now."

Don't ask, if you ask, you will regret it, very regretful.

Their original idea was to infiltrate the inside of the party and investigate the cause of the mysterious deaths or injuries of so many people, but now that everyone is so good-looking, why should they go there for a beauty pageant?

"Don't regret it, everything has been prepared now. If you say you regret it, do you think your Tamamo former gathering will let you go?"

"...I will never let it go. He may even use his three tails to kill me."

As the stunning beauties brought in from the Western Regions, the mood is very delicate now. Everyone is wearing the women's clothes prepared by Chiyo. It can only be said that all the women's clothing bosses in this room can make a difference, but now they are not in the mood to praise each other. .

No, Chen Zan is impossible, absolutely impossible.

If there is only one of them wearing women's clothes, the others can laugh at them, or if one of them doesn't have women's clothes, they can laugh at them, but now everyone has half a pound, and no one has the capital and reason to laugh at the others.

"Go out?"

Tamamo-mae was the first to emerge from this delicate situation. Compared to Ibaraki-doji, who pretended to be a woman many times, he accepted this fact more than others. When he saw it, it was entirely because Chiyo was always in his place. He was shouting about the relationship of the women's clothing boss, so he accepted this aspect faster than others.

Of course, these are all what he thinks, and the specific reason is that Chiyo told him the truth after a long, long time - because you are the love of the women's clothing boss! You've been wearing women's clothes longer than everyone else! You, a women's clothing tycoon, are both a father and a mother raising children, this kind of thing has long been deeply engraved in your bones!

More than that, Chiyo still remembered that it happened to be the third anniversary of Itchy Horse before he crossed over, and there happened to be a small video of a real uncle in women's clothing.

Ah, no, it's not a real women's clothing, but the uncle has really become a woman, that is to say, the aunt.

But these are things that happened later, and now Chiyo is squatting outside the house in regret, waiting for the women's clothing bosses inside to come out.

Wow, I was really looking forward to this picture.

what is this?

Ping An Jing beauty boy group? No, it should be said that it is the stunning group of Ping An Jing women's clothing.

In the middle of Chiyo looking forward to the stars and the moon, one hand pushed open the door and walked out. The little girl slowly raised her head to look at the person walking in front, and almost instantly she sat directly on the ground.

There is no amazing surprise in the legend, she just felt that something in her head slammed directly through it, and it could even be said that cold water was poured directly into her brain.

"Chiyo? What's wrong with you, Chiyo?"

Seeing that Chiyo kept sitting on the ground for a long time without moving, Yuuki thought she was too shocked to see this stunning group, so she became like this, but now it seems that it is not just like that.

Getting up straight from the ground, Chiyo patted the dust on her body, "No, nothing, I just think it's time to send them to that party location. If it's a little later, it might be too late."

"???"

From Kamo Yuki's point of view, there is something wrong with Chiyo now!

The author has something to say:

Uncle is about to roll over! !