Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Instantly, the old woman was stunned into disbelief. She thought she had misheard something and asked in surprise, “Wang Dachui, what…what did you say?”

Xu Que took out an abacus and made some calculations with it. Then he said seriously, “Let me calculate it for you. You should pay me according to the different tricks I teach you for this ambush course: one year of a carnal relationship or one Celestial Artifact for one trick. What I will teach you today is an ambush course for combined tricks. Because you are also a cultivator, I will give you a 20 percent discount. So, the total price is eight years of carnal relationships or eight Celestial Artifacts!”

“Are…are you insulting me?” The old woman’s face turned dark with anger.

Carnal relationship? Are you kidding? Have you lost your mind?

“No! I know you changed your appearance. So, until I see your real appearance, don’t consider a carnal relationship!”

Xu Que wrapped his arms around himself protectively as he looked at the old woman as if he were the one who would suffer a loss. The old woman was so angry that she wanted to kill someone, but she could only stare at Xu Que angrily.

Whoosh!

At this time, the air-rending sound came even closer, which meant the couple had arrived. The old woman didn’t want to waste her time on Xu Que anymore. She glanced at him severely as magnificent Spiritual Energy appeared in her hands. She was about to ambush them.

“OK! Since you have no objection to the price, it’s a deal then. I will finish this ambush!” Xu Que said as he disappeared suddenly. The next moment, he appeared on the other side of the corridor. Then he took out a Storage Ring from the System package and placed a three-color Fiery Lotus into the Storage Ring forcibly.

The old woman realized what had happened now. She changed her expression and scolded him, “Wang Dachui, what are you doing? Come back!”

“I am teaching you the right way to ambush!” Xu Que said with a smile as he took something out from the System package again.

“Stop making trouble for me! Your fiery lotus can never hurt them. Just come….” the old woman said anxiously, as she was worried that Xu Que would ruin her revenge plan. However, before finishing her words, she was stunned by what she saw.

Xu Que took out a piece of yellow poop, which was floating above his palm. He placed it in the middle part of the corridor carefully. Then he placed the Storage Ring on it.

Phew!

After that, he let out a sigh of relief as if he had finished a work of art. Then he stood there and started to enjoy his work.

The old woman was almost driven mad because of anger. No matter how powerful she was, she felt she was about to spit blood at this moment.

Is this your so-called ambush? Is this the ambush trick which is worth eight Celestial Artifacts?

The members of the Leaving Leaves Sect who were hiding behind her were also puzzled by this scene.

“What is Lord Wang doing?”

“It’s weird. Why did he place a piece of poop in the corridor?”

“Wait! The point is why does he take a piece of poop with him?”

“Holy crap! Damn! That’s my poop! He stole my poop!” Buttface said angrily and was about to rush up and get even with Xu Que.

“Buttface, stop making trouble!” Jiang Hongyan, puzzled, stopped Buttface as she fixed her eyes on Xu Que in the corridor. She was quite clear about how powerful the two auras in the corridor were, but she didn’t understand why Xu Que wanted to do these weird things. However, according to her knowledge of Xu Que, which she had accumulated these last few years, she knew he was about to use some extremely annoying tricks. Therefore, she was still calm and didn’t worry too much.

“Wang Dachui, you are ruining my plan! Get back to me!” At the same time, the old woman on the other side of the corridor whispered fiercely another to Xu Que.

Xu Que replied calmly, “Don’t panic! I am so calm! Why are you so nervous? Just wait for a good show!”

“You…you….” The old woman was trembling with rage. She had waited 100 years for this chance of revenge. She didn’t expect her plan would be ruined by Xu Que.

How could you ask me to stay calm? Are you kidding? You placed a piece of poop in the middle of the road and put a Storage Ring with a fiery lotus inside on it. This is your so-called ambush, right? You are absolutely seeking death!

Whoosh!

At this time, two figures appeared at the corner of the corridor very quickly. A combination of a man and a woman had arrived as expected. Both of them were very young. The man was quite handsome, while the woman was very beautiful. As they dashed up, their robes were flying in the wind, which added to their Celestial temperaments.

“What?

“Who is that?”

When they saw Xu Que standing in the middle of the road, they shouted at him with furrowed eyebrows and stopped immediately.

“Shush! Don’t speak! Come here and have a look at it!” Xu Que asked them to stop talking by placing a finger on his lips. Then he waved at them mysteriously and asked them to come over to see something.

The couple’s faces darkened immediately as kill intent gushed out from their bodies. They didn’t need to go over to look at what Xu Que was trying to show them for they could see the piece of poop beside Xu Que from the position where they were now.

This guy asked them to see a piece of poop! What does it stand for? This was sarcasm and defiance apparently!

“How dare a cultivator at the Form Synthesis Stage disrespect us?”

“You are seeking death!” They shouted at the same time and were about to kill Xu Que with magnificent magic arts.

“Damn! Are you stupid? Be quiet! This is not ordinary poop! This is a piece of dragon poop!” Xu Que shouted in a low voice nervously.

“A piece of…of dragon poop?” The couple were stunned by his words as they stopped their attack.

The old woman who was hiding on the other side of the corridor was embarrassed. People in the rear part of the corridor fixed their eyes on Buttface in puzzlement.

Dragon poop?

“Exactly! I am a descendant of the Magical Dragons. Technically speaking, it is a piece of dragon poop!” Buttface said proudly as he threw out his chest.

All the rest of the people were embarrassed by his reply and didn’t know what to say.

Descendant of the Magical Dragons?

Do you think all of us are blind?

At the same time, the couple in the corridor fixed their eyes on Xu Que. Apparently, they didn’t believe Xu Que’s words.

“You just come here and have a look. This poop is crunchy outside and tender inside! It is giving off Celestial Qi! A Storage Ring is placed on it. I bet it was defecated by the dragon! If you don’t believe me, you can taste it!” Xu Que said seriously.

The couple were annoyed immediately.

Taste it? Stop your nonsense!

“How dare you!” The man shouted as he dashed toward Xu Que rapidly.

Xu Que changed his expression and yelled as he looked at somewhere behind the couple in shock, “Behind you! That dragon….”

“What?” The couple was shocked and turned around subconsciously. However, they saw nothing behind them.

At the same time, Xu Que’s laughter rang out, “Hah, hah, hah, you are two little dumbasses! That dragon doesn’t exist! You have been fooled!”

“How dare you!” They turned around angrily as they didn’t expect a young man at the Form Synthesis Stage would dare to tease them.

Whoosh!

As they turned around, a Storage Ring flew toward them.

Rumble!

The next moment, along with a big bang, magnificent flames gushed out from the Storage Ring and filled the entire corridor and devoured that couple directly.

“Humph! Insignificant skill!” The couple shouted as they waved their hands. They rolled up a blast of wind and tried to blow the explosion of the Mystical Fires back.

Oh, no!

The old woman hiding on the other side of the corridor shook her head. Then she was about to go and save Xu Que. She had predicted things would go like this. Xu Que’s fiery lotus was powerful, but his stage was too low and he could never hurt cultivators of the Half Celestial Realm. However, just as the old woman was about to rush up, she was shocked by what she saw.

Where is he?

Xu Que had disappeared, which totally surprised her. She couldn’t find Xu Que’s figure in the magnificent flames.

Whoosh!

Almost at the same time, ripples appeared in the void behind the couple. A big, thick black rod reached out from the ripple. Then it was smashed toward the back side of that couple’s heads.

Bang!

Bang!

Along with two dull sounds, the expressions of that couple were frozen. Then they collapsed to the ground and passed out in the corridor.

“Wh…at?” The old woman was totally dumbfounded and couldn’t believe her eyes.

Xu Que stepped out of the ripple with the black rod in his hand. Then he said to the old woman with a faint smile, “This is the correct way to ambush—the traditional combined ambush tricks of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”

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