Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The situation became weird again.

In front of so many people with shocked, angry expressions, Xu Que was still quite calm. Smiling, he said, “Indecently assaulting women after robbing their property is something we’ll never do!”

You won’t?

Hearing his words, the cultivators sighed in relief. Some of the Holy Virgins, who were as pale as sheets, felt the color return to their cheeks.

The noble and mighty Holy Virgins didn’t need to worry about Xu Que raping them. If Xu Que tried, they would have to protect themselves by fighting him!

After all, they really didn’t want to provoke the destructive submarines in the sea!

“Why are you looking at me like that? Do you really think I woudl do that nasty thing?” Xu Que started to scold the cultivators seriously. “Let me tell you, it would be impossible for me to indecently assault a woman! I won’t do that once in my lifetime.

“The Exploding Heavens Faction robbed your property to assist the poor. Raping is something lunatics do and doesn’t conform to the moral standards of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”

All the cultivators curled their lips. They didn’t dare say anything and pretended to not hear Xu Que.

They believed it would be quite normal for a man like Xu Que to do those nasty things!

Liu Jingning also looked at Xu Que thoughtfully, a faint smile on her face. Her gaze made Xu Que quite nervous.

“Little sister, why are you looking at me like that?” he asked with wide eyes. “Do you really think I’m a man who could do that? Come here—let’s have a deep discussion by touching each other’s conscience!”

He would truly never rape a woman. He only said those words to make the cultivators sick.

Raping was too low for him. Only a pathetic person would do that!

An “Expert” or “Professor” like Xu Que, who declared himself an “Old Driver,” was characterized by brainless and reckless behavior. However, he insisted on winning the hearts of girls through flirtation. No matter how wicked he was, he would never do something like raping a woman!

“Little Queque, I didn’t say a word. Why are you being so defensive?” Liu Jingning asked with a smile. Her flirting eyes and red lips were very attractive.

“I know you didn’t say anything, but your thoughts were revealed through your eyes!” Xu Que said with his chin up and chest out.

“Really?” Lie Jingning asked with a smile. “Then you need to closely watch what else my eyes reveal.” Liu Jingning abruptly started approaching Xu Que.

Her extremely beautiful face almost touched Xu Que’s face. Her watery eyes were clear and attractive. Her fragrant breath and body scent smacked into Xu Que’s face.

Holy sh*t!

Xu Que’s eyes widened and he almost lost control of his body. He hurriedly shouted, “Little sister, don’t cross the line! It’s quite dangerous to do so in public!”

“Really? Why is it dangerous?” Liu Jingning asked, still smirking.

Xu Que’s expression faltered for a moment. “It’s very dangerous! There are 206 bones in a human’s body. Now I have 207 bones because of you!”

Liu Jingning was instantly stunned. “What? You grew another bone? Where is it?” She’d originally planned to make fun of Xu Que. However, she didn’t expect his response to be so serious. How could he grow one more bone?

As she finished her question, she noticed Xu Que covering his lower body with his hand. Suddenly, Liu Jingning realized. She flushed and stopped asking after quickly spitting Xu Que.

“This additional bone,” Xu Que said confidently, “is called the ‘Sovereign Bone,’ and is really powerful! It can even heal the wounds of women!” He wore an open expression and stood poised like a gentleman.

“You’re not allowed to speak any more! I don’t want to talk to you!” Liu Jingning rolled her eyes at Xu Que and turned around. She didn’t want to chat with Xu Que any longer—he was too shameless!

Xu Que smiled proudly and started to look around.

The onlookers also saw Xu Que was chatting with Liu Jingning but didn’t know what they were talking about. When Xu Que’s eyes snapped toward them, they became nervous again.

“My fellow cultivators, the Holy Virgin Liu just interceded on your behalf and asked me to stop. So, I won’t trouble you any more. After all, out of blows friendship grows. From now on we will be friends! If we meet again, I will appreciate your guidance and assistance!” With a laugh, Xu Que waved his hand to withdraw the submarines and aircraft carriers.

The cultivators also hurriedly replied, “You flatter us! My fellow cultivator Xu, your generosity makes us feel diminished by comparison. If we meet in the future, we would also appreciate your guidance and assistance!”

Although they said this, deep in their hearts all of them cursed Xu Que.

You f*cking b*stard better pray you won’t meet us outside the Mystery Land!

Xu Que knew these people were quite unhappy. However, he had to let them go because he only had a limited amount of torpedoes. Also, the rental period of submarines and aircraft carriers had almost expired. He couldn’t kill all of them.

Even he could kill them all, he wouldn’t benefit from it.

Others would sooner or later learn of what had happened today. He couldn’t change the fact that he had become the enemy of this world!

Therefore, he didn’t care whether he made more enemies.

Finally, when the submarines dived into the sea and the aircraft carriers went far away, the cultivators sighed relief. Some of them started driving their ships to leave; others continued going forward in the Upflowing Sea for they still hadn’t forgotten the Living Holy Water.

Xu Que didn’t care where those cultivators were headed. He turned around and, with an embarrassed smile at Liu Jingning, said, “Little sister, I’m afraid this time your Utopia Faction was really implicated. You could ask them to come with us!”

“Don’t worry. I sent them a message and asked them to leave. I guess they probably left the Mystery Land by now. No one dares to attack the Utopia Faction as long as they can go back to the East Continent! As for the Living Holy Water, I’ll leave it to you. I only need a few to accomplish my task!”

“Awesome! You’re really considerate!” Xu Que said in surprise. Liu Jingning had asked the members of the Utopia Faction to leave in advance, which he hadn’t realized. The timing was perfect!

“You left me no choice! I knew you would cause a lot of trouble! I told them that if they ever run into you again, they should just turn around and escape without hesitation!”

“Wow, you are really awesome! Jingning isn’t only beautiful and sharp, she is also smart and wild!”

“Stop being so talkative! Let’s go for the Living Holy Water!”

“Ha! Let’s go. I’ll bring you to touch the sky!”

Xu Que smiled and asked Liu Jingning and Buttface to board the helicopter with a wave of his hand.

Seeing that, Duan Jiude jumped back from the neighboring ship immediately. He jumped into the helicopter and grinned mischievously. “Young man, give me a ride!”

“No way! Now get out!” Xu Que’s eyes widened immediately. He was about to kick Duan Jiude out.

Duan Jiude shouted, “Little brat, don’t forget that the Carefree Building said they would give you an ancient book. They’ve left. You could go after them and give up the Living Holy Water, or you could take me to grab the Living Holy Water. If I don’t help you when we leave the Mystery Land, it will be very difficult for you to get the ancient book from them!”

“Okay!” Xu Que replied with a smile. “Then it’s a deal! I’ll take you to get the Living Holy Water. You help me drive away the flies and get the ancient book from Dong Genji!”

Duan Jiude was stunned. “Little brat,” he said suspiciously, “you were pretending to drive me off so that I would make an offer, right? Sh*t! You just scammed me! No, you need to give me an explanation!”

Xu Que pulled the control lever as he waved his hand. “Old beggar, you can’t call me a schemer! Actually, if you hadn’t made your offer just now, I would have kicked you into the Upflowing Sea!”

“F*ck!” Duan Jiude cursed. “Your explanation sucks! You’re too damn mean!”

“F*ck you!” Xu Que cursed back with wide eyes. “You’re mean!”

“You’re the meanest!”

“The old beggar is even meaner!”

“You’re invincibly mean!”

“You’re even meaner than Buttface!”

“F*ck, I have nothing to do with your argument!” Buttface howled. “You two are mean b*stards! Ouch! . . . It hurts, hurts, hurts! Don’t hit my face!”

The helicopter took off amongst the noisy curses and started flying toward the first small island in the Upflowing Sea!

Staring at the horizon, Xu Que was quite expectant. As long as he could obtain the Living Holy Water, he could revive Xiao Rou. And he could start the secluded cultivation in the third layer contentedly. He would try to reach the Void Training Stage and then he could rescue Jiang Hongyan from the Ancient Bronze Hall!

The path to the future was paved for him. When he reached the consummation of the Void Training Stage, he could integrate with his Taoist Body to reach the Form Synthesis Stage!

Then, he would be invincible to the world no matter how many enemies he had!

A greater and bolder way of tough-acting awaited!

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