Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“Eels?” The maidservant was stunned. “My Lord, why do you need eels?”

“I will use them to stab people! I will sit here and stab anyone who dares defy me!” Xu Que smiled coldly. He thoughtfully considered the woman whose family name was Li, then sat opposite her.

Apparently, he’d decided to confront her directly.

Hearing his words, everyone instantly became speechless.

Does he want to stab others with eels? What kind of thought process is that? I’ve never of someone being stabbed to death by an eel!

Of course, they hadn’t heard of it before. If they had heard of it, the woman whose family name was Li might have gone mad on the spot!

The maidservant thought Xu Que was kidding, so she didn’t take it seriously and left after laughing lamely. However, the woman whose family name was Li was still quite angry about Xu Que’s reaction.

Identity and status were highly regarded in the World of Cultivators. She was self-assured for coming from the Li Family, which was quite famous in the East Continent—although it was not as famous as those big families like the Jiang Family and the Gong Family.

Now an unknown young sovereign dared to confront her in public! How could she diffuse her anger? If she did nothing, the Li Family would be looked down upon by other big families participating in the event!

“Behave yourself!” The Li woman slapped the stone table with her hand. The stone table was still intact, but all the blue and white porcelain tea sets on the table were smashed.

“Who the hell do you think you are? How dare you sit here? I give you a time of three breaths, you just get out with your dog!” the Li woman shouted peremptorily and ferociously, much too overbearing for a lady.

Liu Jingning’s face darkened immediately. She looked at the Li woman coldly, her eyes full of killing intent. However, she didn’t expose her cultivation level at the Void Training Stage. After all, there were too many powerhouses in this area. If she wasn’t careful, she would be detected by others instantly.

However, Buttface lost his temper first. He angrily yelled, “F*ck you! Open your eyes and watch me closely. I’m a wolf!”

He attracted the attention of everyone in the area with his yelling.

What a ferocious dog it is!

The powerhouses at the Void Training Stage in the central area just glanced at them, then they continued to chat joyfully as if nothing had happened.

After all, the quarreling among the juniors was nothing for them!

It seemed there was no rules in the Stone-Cutting Convention. Quarreling was not forbidden. However, fighting was prohibited, and the violators would be punished.

Instead of getting a reply from Xu Que, the Li woman had been cursed by a dog, which flew her into a rage out of humiliation. Weren’t they suggesting that the heiress of the Li family could only talk to a dog!

She could not start a fight because of the rules of the Stone-Cutting Convention. Therefore, all she could do was coldly stare at Xu Que.

However, the silent man beside the Li woman of the Li Family suddenly said, “Yan’er, you will only degrade yourself by talking with them! The Stone-Cutting Convention is about to commence, stop making trouble!”

“Hum!” Li Yan’er snorted. “When the convention is finished, you will know you have bitten off more than you can chew!” She stopped expelling Xu Que.

However, at this moment, Xu Que squinted his eyes. “Who said we have bitten off more than we can chew?” he asked vaguely. “Buttface, are you hungry?”

“Yes!” Hearing that, Buttface immediately became energetic and stuck out his tongue.

“Let’s set up the pot!” Xu Que waved his hand, then he took out several items from the System Package and placed them on the stone table. The stone table was instantly occupied by a charcoal stove, an iron pot and oil.

Liu Jingning’s eyes widened. What is this little brat going to do? Is he going to cook something here?

This was the Stone-Cutting Convention! How could he cook food in front of powerhouses from so many big sects and families?

How embarrassing this would be!

However, for an old driver like Xu Que, he was so thick-skinned that he could ignore the embarrassment.

After all, being shameless was the absolute best principle in these days.

When you were abused by others for being shameless, you could just confirm that you were indeed shameless, and, so what? Then this person could do nothing except fight you.

Therefore, before the surprised eyes of the onlookers, Xu Que continued to heat the pot until the oil boiled.

With a gloomy face, the Li woman stood on guard against Xu Que for fear that he might throw the pot with the boiling oil at her.

Xu Que smiled coldly as if he’d seen through the woman’s mind. “Why are you on guard against me? Why are you here if you’re so cowardly? You thought I would pour the oil on you, right? Let me tell you: all members of our Exploding Heavens Faction are virtuous elites who can recite the Eight Honors and Eight Shames fluently. We are cultured and polite. Why would I do that?”

As he spoke, he took out a bag of smelly tofu. Then he threw it all into the pot.

Chi!

Suddenly, the oil in the pot started to boil. Dozens of pieces of smelly tofu simmered in the hot oil and released a lot of hot gas. A stench gushed out instantly and permeated the whole area.

The woman of the Li Family and Liu Jingning were in the same pavilion as Xu Que, and they were immediately dumbfounded.

“What the hell is that?”

“Sh*t, what is this smell?”

“Whose crap is so stinky?”

“Who is crapping in public? This is outrageous!”

All at once, the Stone-Cutting Convention, which had been elegant and quiet, was a mess!

Many young sovereigns were cursing and covering their noses. The elders at the Void Training Stage were quite unhappy and knitted their brows.

Soon, people focused their eyes on the area where Xu Que was in. They realized that the horrible stench was coming from the pot in front of Xu Que!

“My Lord, what are you doing?” The sovereign in the pavilion next to Xu Que’s couldn’t take it anymore.

“Why are you poisoning us?”

“You could solve the conflict with the Li family privately. It is really unnecessary to do such an absurd thing here!”

“Right! This is the Stone-Cutting Convention. Why are you boiling crap here?”

More and more sovereigns started to express their dissatisfaction and anger toward Xu Que. This guy had just said he was cultured and polite. No one expected he would start to behave absurdly by boiling crap.

Even worse, someone saw him take the bag of crap out from his pocket!

This is insane!

What a maniac!

Who could put a bag of crap in his pocket?

Liu Jingning was almost about to spit blood. Although she had concealed her identity through disguise, she couldn’t help flushing, and she even planned to hide herself in a crevice in the ground. It was too shameful!

The Li woman and the man beside her were even more shocked. Their eyes widened. They hadn’t expected Xu Que to behave like this, which was unexpectedly gross and abnormal .

However, Xu Que and Buttface were so shameless that they just ignored the gazes and words of everyone!

Even worse, both of them took a pair of long chopsticks and stared into the pot expectantly. They started stirring the pot!

“Are they cooked enough?” Buttface asked anxiously.

Xu Que shook his head. “Not yet, wait a minute!”

“I think they are well cooked now!”

“Just wait!”

“Till when? I can’t wait anymore!”

“What’s the rush? Let me try one first!” Xu Que picked up a piece of black smelly tofu as he spoke.

Before the frightened eyes of the onlookers, he opened his mouth and bit the smelly tofu with his face full of sweet happiness.

All at once, all onlookers went nuts!

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