Ultimate Scheming System

POOF!

After the seal spun around for a bit, Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude managed to successfully escape.

Behind them in the cave, they could hear an angry commotion that seemed to be getting louder and louder.

BANG!

An extremely loud sound rang out, and one of the bronze coffins shattered. A burly middle-aged man appeared. He waved his palm and summoned a strong gust of wind. It was directed toward the bronze coffin that Xu Que had opened.

This coffin, too, was shattered into pieces. A lady dressed in white appeared, and her restriction spell had been broken also. She was full of anger, and she was glaring at the middle-aged man.

“Why are you looking at me like that? Whose child is that?” The middle-aged man asked, furious.

“You know very well whose child it is? If you don’t want it, I’ll destroy it.” The lady in white answered coldly.

The middle-aged man froze, and then it struck him. He felt a sense of closeness and he could sense the same blood as the child’s coursing through him.

Finally, he heaved a sigh of relief. The child was his.

“H*ll yes, I want it, I want it, I want it. It’s my child. Why wouldn’t I want it.” The middle-aged man smiled and tried to pacify the lady. “Hong-er, don’t be angry. I was foolish and hadn’t seen things clearly yet. I didn’t know that you were already pregnant before you went into a deep sleep. It’s been so many years, our poor child.”

HMPH!

“I don’t blame you. It’s that b*stard. He went too far.” The lady in white, Xuanyuan Hong, said coldly. Recalling what Xu Que had done to her, she gritted her teeth.

Having been in cultivation for so many years, it was not like she hadn’t met any lecherous cultivators. However, ever since she had become an Immortal Cultivator, she hadn’t met these kind of cultivators for a long time.

This time around, it had been a dude from the Celestial Stage of the Great All-Embracing Heaven who had been so shameless. He had stolen her clothes, including some that were very close to her.

“It was because I saw that he was wearing your…ahem…your closest clothing. That’s why I got this mistaken idea about you. I am sorry.” The middle-aged man nodded, looking stern.

“He must be one of those disgusting people with a strange fetish. A shameless fool!” Xuanyuan Hong was furious. Although she hadn’t been violated, and it was only her clothing that had been stolen, it was still an enormous insult.

“What lady in the world would be able to endure having her closest piece of clothing stolen by a man?”

“That b*stard. He must have a thing for the clothing of ladies. What a man with such a strange fetish. This is the first time I’ve ever met someone like that. Hong-er, rest assured, I will wake up the others. Then we will hunt him down,” the middle-aged man said solemnly.

Xuanyuan Hong stared at the exit of the cave and replied coolly, “He has woken us up a century early. That’s already an unimaginable crime. When we get out of here, the first thing we have to do is to hunt him down. As for what happened to me just now, there’s no need to tell the others.”

“Hong-er, rest assured. I’m not that dumb. I wouldn’t tell the others about what just happened.” The middle-aged man smiled very caringly.

With that, he waved his palm, and the Qi in the entire cave was summoned and entered the other bronze coffins.

Although Xu Que had only woken the two of them up earlier than they should have been, now that they had been woken, they couldn’t allow the rest to continue hibernating.”

..…

At the same time, things were going on outside the cave, in the treasure vault of the Heaven Palace Academy.

Zixia Fairy and the others were still trying to break through the entrance. However, now Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude had returned. The three of them looked anxious, but didn’t look hurt.

“Oh, guys, let’s run, Brother Xu has created huge trouble.” Buttface had just landed but he shouted immediately toward Jiang Hongyan and the others.

“What happened?” Zixia Fairy, Jiang Hongyan, and all the rest of them wanted to know.

Then they looked toward Xu Que. He was wearing a lady’s white clothing and carrying a pale yellow belt. No one could understand why he was dressed so strangely.

“Dude, what did you do inside there?” Liu Jingning smiled meaningfully, her left eye winking at Xu Que.

“Don’t make any mistakes. I’m only dressed like this so we could get out of there,” Xu Que said seriously.

At that moment, he was definitely not in the mood to joke around. There were so many Celestial Kings and strong Celestial Primes in there.

If they hadn’t been awakened, he would be able to calm down now.

However, when he’d come out, it was clear that one of the Celestial Primes had woken up. Hence, there wouldn’t be much time left before the rest of them had woken up too.

If the whole lot of them came after him, he would really be in deep trouble.

“So that you could escape? You needed to wear those? These clothes are from which sl*t?” Liu Jingning laughed.

Jiang Hongyan and Zixia Fairy also stared at Xu Que without speaking.

Xu Que rolled his eyes and explained impatiently, “You guys won’t believe this, but I can speak to clothes. However, I need to wear them to speak to them. From this belt, I learned how to break the restriction spell. If you guys don’t believe me, ask Buttface and Duan Jiude.”

“I swear on my name that Brother Xu is speaking the truth.”

“That’s right. I didn’t believe him initially either, but later I saw it with my own eyes.”

Buttface and Duan Jiude nodded.

However, the words of the duo had long been disregarded by the masses. Nobody believed them anymore.

Xu Que noticed that Jiang Hongyan and the rest wore strange expressions. He added, “If you don’t believe me, pass me your closest clothing. I will prove it to you guys.”

PFFT!

Liu Jingning signaled her disapproval.

“Shameless,” Zixia Fairy said.

Jiang Hongyan smiled, then shook her head, indicating no.

“D*mn, I’m telling the truth.” Xu Que was very frustrated. “This d*mned skill…”

BOOM!

Right at that moment, a commotion resounded from behind the stone wall of the treasure vault. It sounded as if someone was casting spells.

Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude’s expressions changed.

“Things aren’t good. Hurry, we must retreat!” Xu Que shouted as his waved his hands and started to draw a Celestial-Grade Escape Emblem.

FLASH!

Before the others had any time to react, a light shone from Xu Que’s hands. It sucked all of them in, entering the void.

By the time the bunch of them had regained their composure they found themselves in a corner of the Ziwei Celestial Realm. It was an ancient city that was quite a distance away from the Heaven Palace Academy.

Nobody realized that Xu Que and his group had appeared outside the city’s entrance.

“What did you guys bump into inside there?” Zixia Fairy asked severely after taking in what Xu Que had done.

“Things are urgent. Talk later!” Xu Que couldn’t let his guard down. Based on his skills now, he would be asking for death if he had to face so many of those Celestial Kings and Celestial Primes. There was absolutely no need for that.

He had summoned the Information Interface of the System and immediately retrieved a couple of fake puppets. He distributed them to Jiang Hongyan and everyone else. They all changed their looks completely.

Even Buttface had his looks changed. He’d been turned into a small pig and was being held by Duan Jiude.

It was only after they had entered the ancient city and found a place to rest that Xu Que started to relax.

“Dude, is there going to be a problem with this?” Duan Jiude asked. He was feeling kind of nervous.

“It’s fine now. The Celestial Prime didn’t manage to make a mark on me. Now that I’ve changed my looks, he shouldn’t be able to trace us.” Xu Que waved his hands and sat down.

“Celestial Prime?” Zixia Fairy and the rest heard that and couldn’t help but be startled.

“There was a Celestial Prime inside the Heaven Palace Academy?”

Xu Que nodded and summed up what had happened inside the vault. As for how he had stolen the clothing of Xuanyuan Hong, he did not say much.

After Zixia Fairy and the rest heard the story, they sank into silence.

They had just resolved the Heaven Palace Academy issue. They hadn’t expected that the long-vanished Heaven Palace Sect would reappear.

“What this means then is that, back then, the strong rivals from the Heaven Palace Sect didn’t vanish, but they were asleep in that room?” Mo Junchen said thoughtfully.

“Things are not so simple!” Xu Que shook his head. He could still remember clearly what the belt had said. Xuanyuan Hong had once given chase to Xuanyuan Wanrong. Xuanyuan Wanrong had sunk into a deep sleep in the Celestial Burial Valley of the Four Continents. There must be some further story behind this.

As for what had exactly happened, the belt had no idea.

“Oh, right.” Xu Que recalled something and looked at Jiang Hongyan. “Hongyan, how’s Fei Fei doing these days?”

Back in the day, they had brought Xu Fei Fei to the Four Continents from Earth. Before they had had the chance to rescue her, she had fallen into the Celestial Burial Valley. Fortunately, Jiang Hongyan had been keeping her under protection, allowing her to recuperate and train.

It had been so many years that had passed now. Xu Que was very curious to know how far Xu Fei Fei had gone in her training.

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