Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“…..”

The System stayed completely silent.

It seemed as if it hadn’t expected this kind of situation. In its meticulous calculations, Xu Que would wake up the powerful being in the bronze coffin, the altar would be activated, the void would be sealed, and Xu Que would be forced to stay and fight the powerful being.

However, it hadn’t anticipated that, once the powerful being in the bronze coffin had been awakened, it wouldn’t be able to move because its power hadn’t built up enough to break the restrictive spell.

The reason that this had happened was that Xu Que had only used a little bit of his Celestial Core Power, and he didn’t even really break the restrictive spell. He’d basically only jolted the other party awake when his Core Power had hit the coffin, shaking it and waking the Celestial Prime. If he had used his Act-Tough King’s Leg, then the woman in the coffin would’ve definitely been restored to her full power.

“Oh, hee, hee, hee, there was a flaw in your plan. You actually overlooked something.” Xu Que felt mollified. He’d actually managed to fool the System this once. Such an opportunity was hard to come by.

“Boy, how about it? Do we still have to fight?” Buttface asked anxiously. He was feeling very nervous.

Xu Que had previously instructed them to prepare for a life-or-death battle, making Buttface and Duan Jiude extremely anxious.

However, after Xu Que had opened the bronze coffin, everything had seemed to have been very calm, and there didn’t appear to be any danger.

“Heh, heh, heh, this group of powerful beings are afraid to come out. They’re in awe of me. All right, we don’t have to fight. Let’s find a way to break the seal and get out of here.” Xu Que waved his hand, looking very proud of himself.

Buttface and Duan Jiude instantly let out long sighs when they’d heard what he said. There was no need to fight. That was truly fantastic.

But the seal…

“Boy, no way, the seal is not something we can crack open.” Buttface had been thinking for a long time about how to crack the seal and escape, but he had been stumped by this. Everything that he’d tried basically hadn’t worked.

“Why not?” Xu Que asked.

“D*mn, the spell core of the seal is that piece of altar. It requires the people in at least three coffins to get up for the seal to be able to be opened.” Buttface had been deciphering the runes along the seal, and he’d discovered the only way to crack it.

Xu Que was struck dumb by this. They were in a real predicament now.

“The spell required the powerful beings from three coffins to be woken up in order to crack the seal?”

Someone is just messing with me. If three of them woke up, they would certainly take the opportunity to wake up the others, including all those Celestial Primes. I definitely wouldn’t have time to slip away.

“Move aside, I’m going to try it to crack it with my Act-Tough King’s Leg.” Xu Que immediately decided to force open the seal.

Buttface’s face changed dramatically, and he shouted, “No, you absolutely cannot use strong force to attack it. Otherwise everyone will wake up, and the seal will become more secure. This seal has a very high-level restrictive spell.”

“F*ck!”

Xu Que was flabbergasted. He couldn’t wake up all these other powerful beings in their coffins, and he also couldn’t attack the seal. “How were they going to get out of here?”

“Buttface, is there any other way?” Xu Que asked.

Buttface shook his head and replied, “There is more than one way to break the restrictions on the seal, however, the restrictive spell on this seal is too high- level for us. Your Holiness is powerless.”

“System, come out, solve the restrictive spell on this seal.” Xu Que didn’t hesitate for a moment, and he turned his attention to summoning the System.

The System seemed to have been prepared for Xu Que’s request and immediately responded.

DING! “After researching this situation, the System has found that this level of seal exceeds the System’s current level of ability to break it. Can the host please try with his own efforts?”

“…..”

Xu Que was in a conundrum He’d originally thought that he had successfully fooled the System, but now he realized that he was up sh*t’s creek.

Unless he’d decided to remain in this stupid tomb forever, he would have to wake up a few powerful beings if he wanted to get out.

“No, something’s not right about this situation. We may not know other ways to crack this seal, but that doesn’t mean that this woman doesn’t know. Look at the location of her coffin. Her status must not be low. Heh, heh, heh,…” Xu Que seemed to remember something. His eyes lit up and he began to grin.

“Brother Que, have you figured out a way out of here?” Buttface and Duan Jiude looked at Xu Que in surprise.

“There’s definitely a way. As to whether it’s effective or not, I have to try to find out.” Xu Que nodded and beamed. He turned around again to look at the woman in the bronze coffin.

At this time, the woman’s eyes were able to move, and she was looking all around. She’d fixed her gaze on Xu Que, and she looked as if she was full of anger and murderous intent.

Xu Que didn’t understand this kind of murderous fury.

“Obviously, we’ve only just met for the first time, and I even helped to wake her up. Furthermore, I, the Act-Tough Saint, have such a handsome face. Anyone who sees me knows that I’m not a bad person. Does she have to look at me with such deep hatred?”

“Young lady, don’t you look at me in this way. I meant no harm. It’s just that the weather has turned cool recently, and the cave is rather cold. I would like to borrow some clothes from you. Do you mind?” Xu Que was acting gentle and refined. He smiled and looked at the woman politely as he asked.

Only her eyeballs could move, but her pupils began rapidly contracting. Her extreme anger became more obvious, and she also gave off a vague sense of shock, as if she’d realized what Xu Que wanted.

“Well, Brother Que, you’re not thinking of taking off her clothes, are you? Don’t even think of it. We plunderers still have a code, and we can’t commit these kinds of atrocities.” Buttface rushed forward and started to try to persuade Xu Que patiently.

“Yeah, there’s no need to do this, boy. You have to be kind.” Duan Jiude also nodded his head in agreement repeatedly.

“Don’t f*cking be ridiculous. Am I, Xu Que, that kind of man?”

Xu Que was annoyed. “Would he have needed to take off the woman’s clothes if he didn’t want to get out?”

But after all, it was still impolite and rather insulting, so…

“Young lady, I, Xu Que, am not the kind of person you’d imagined. I’m facing some difficulties. So, if you are not willing to give me your clothes, you can shake your head. Oh, you can’t shake your head, then you can blink your eyes. If you don’t want me to take off your clothes, just blink your eyes. Then I promise not to touch you,” Xu Que said as if he was making her an honorable proposition.

Buttface and Duan Jiude also immediately looked at the woman in the bronze coffin.

The woman had opened her eyes wide. She looked furious and murderous, but she stared blankly and couldn’t blink.

“Oh, my God! She didn’t blink her eyes.” Buttface exclaimed in surprise.

“F*ck, young lady, what’s wrong with you? How can you say yes to this kind of thing? Don’t be deceived by this kid’s face. You can’t encourage him. Quickly blink your eyes.” Duan Jiude also tried to persuade her.

However, the woman didn’t move an inch. She just continued to open her eyes wide.

In fact, if she could have blinked her eyes, she would have blinked 100 times already. But the problem was that only her Mind Sense had woken up. Her physical body was still shackled by the restrictive spell, and she basically couldn’t move at all.

But the only good news was that she had already begun to feel the power of the restrictive spell slowly weakening. Soon she would be able to regain her mobility.

“Well then, stop trying to persuade her. Don’t you understand this young lady’s wishes? She just wants to give me her clothes. Do you know what that’s called? It’s called charm.” Xu Que smiled with pride, while reaching his hands out toward the woman’s waist.

He gently tugged at the white silk belt around her waist and pulled it outward. The outer layer of clothes of the woman in the coffin was suddenly untied.

Immediately after, watched by the woman’s angry eyes as well as the shocked looks of Buttface and Duan Jiude, Xu Que’s hands could be seen giving a wave and, then in a dazzling display, removing the woman’s outer layer of clothes, which then appeared in his hands.

This technique was so seasoned and swift that it prevented people from seeing clearly what he had done.

“F*ck, Brother Que is awesome and good at taking off people’s clothes.” Buttface immediately exclaimed.

Duan Jiude asked in exasperation, “Boy, what the h*ll are you playing at?”

“I’m really not messing around this time. I am just trying to find a way to get out,” Xu Que shrugged his shoulders and said with a resigned air.

The cave was sealed off, and they had no way out, so the only possibility was to find a way out from these bodies of the powerful beings.

But he couldn’t release these people, so Xu Que recalled his insignificant Extraordinary Power that he had gotten after the black shroud had been recycled: the Speaking Clothes Spell.

Xu Que himself hadn’t expected that the Extraordinary Power he had initially thought of as pretty useless would come in handy so soon.

But for the sake of world peace, Xu Que didn’t plan to go overboard. He just took off the woman’s outer layer of clothes and didn’t expose her bare skin.

“Boy,what does taking off someone’s clothes have to do with finding a way out?” Duan Jiude looked at Xu Que and asked curiously. He was confused.

“It has a lot to do with it,” Xu Que replied as, at the same time, he put her white clothes on his body.

According to the description of the Speaking Clothes Spell, the more close-fitting the clothes were, the more secrets he would find out, and he had to wear the clothes in order to discover their messages.

As a result, he had to put on the woman’s outer layer of clothes.

“Oh my God, little brother, what’s wrong with you? You’re wearing women’s clothes. Have you become a pervert now?”

The moment he put on the clothes, a powerful woman’s voice instantly rang out in Xu Que’s mind.