Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“F*ck!”

“Come on!”

The voices of Buttface and Duan Jiude rang out at the same time.

These two fools had also gathered their Celestial Core Power within their eyes to restore their fields of vision, and now they could finally see that they were both lying on someone’s body.

Duan Jiude’s face got dark with anger. This was no d*mn Divine Item. The thing he’d been touching was that person’s private parts, and he’d actually bit it with his teeth.

However, that wasn’t what made him the angriest. He was most angry that he actually hadn’t been able to move it when he’d tried to bite it.

BAH! BAH! BAH! “F*ck, Buttface, quickly get some water for me, the old man, to rinse my mouth out!” Duan Jiude stood up and spat nonstop with a face full of disgust.

Buttface didn’t care about the fact that he’d been touching something dirty. He stood up with a look of amazement and stared at those two people who were lying on the ground. Immediately after, he instantly scuttled backward to promptly hide behind Xu Que as he screamed.

“F*ck, d*mn it, these two people are still alive!” Buttface pointed to the front and shouted, “Master Duan, quickly kill them!”

“D*mn!” When Duan Jiude heard Buttface’s words, he immediately jumped up and swore loudly. He also rushed to scuttle behind Xu Que straight away, and he hugged Buttface.

Xu Que didn’t have the time or the energy to scold these two idiots. His gaze fell upon the two people on the ground, and he couldn’t help but be startled.

These two people were almost entirely skin and bones. Their cheeks were completely sunken, but their eyes were wide open. Their eyes were scanning the room and staring closely at Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude.

It was precisely because of this that Buttface had been startled and had discovered that these two people were still alive.

“Strange, they have no presence, and their physical bodies have no vitality, but yet their eyes can move. What the heck is going on here?” Xu Que asked skeptically.

“You animals, you perverts!” Duan Jiude hid behind Xu Que and continued to yell at the two men on the ground.

Buttface had calmed down a bit at this time, and he walked out from behind Xu Que. He said with a frown, “No, these two people should’ve been dead for many years, but yet their physical bodies are not completely dead. Can it really be because there is some kind of Divine Item inside here?”

“Yeah, that’s right, boy, where are the Divine Items?” Duan Jiude reacted and looked at Xu Que.

Xu Que shook his head and reached his hand out to point toward the depths of the cave as he said, “I’m not sure whether there are any Divine Items, but I’m certain that there are Celestial Kings as well as Celestial Primes. They are all inside. How do you want to divide them up?”

“How would they divide them up?”

“Divide my ass!”

Buttface and Duan Jiude immediately glared at Xu Que.

“D*mn, no wonder. Your Holiness thought it was strange that you would be so generous. You already knew there was only danger in here from the beginning.”

“F*ck, I, the old man, sacrificed the chastity of my mouth, and you tell me that you don’t know if there are any Divine Items?”

These two idiots’ facial expressions got very indignant.

Xu Que smiled disdainfully and didn’t pay any attention to them. His eyes were still busy appraising those two people on the ground.

The System had not yet prompted any news about the reward, which indicated to him that he hadn’t woken up the powerful beings yet. But who were these people on the ground? They lay on the ground, all dried up in this manner, but yet they weren’t dead. It was too bizarre.

Moreover, he couldn’t identify the cultivation stage of these two men, but from the look of the clothes they were wearing…

“These people are from the Heaven Palace Academy?”

Xu Que couldn’t help but stare blankly.

Although the clothes of these two people on the ground were shabby, the emblem of the Heaven Palace Academy was embroidered on their chests, and it was still clearly visible.

“What? The people from the Heaven Palace Academy have been here?”

Buttface and Duan Jiude came forward when they’d heard these words about the two men.

Immediately after, Duan Jiude smacked his forehead and said, “F*ck, I, the old man, remember that when I first came to the Heaven Palace Academy, I had heard that there were two Elders missing. Could it be these two men?”

“No, how could it be? The disappearance of those two Elders would have been about four or five year ago. How could they have decayed to such a state?” Buttface said in astonishment.

“Unless someone has imprisoned them in this place and has been absorbing their vitality and their Celestial Core Power all this time.” Xu Que spoke up and looked serious. His eyes instantly locked onto the depths of the cave.

His eyes gathered more Celestial Core Power and the space between his eyebrows lit up as he activated his Divine Eye. He finally saw clearly what the depths of the cave looked like.

Inside, there were dozens of coffins made out of jade. They were entirely dark green, and they were translucent and sparkling. There was one coffin made of bronze with a surface engraved with densely packed rune carvings, which emitted wisps of black gas.

All the coffins had been placed here in a very messy manner. Xu Que couldn’t see any mystery in it. It looked as if they had been very hastily dumped here by someone.

But the area where the coffins had been located was on a circular platform similar to an altar. It seemed to have sealed off these coffins.

“No, this cannot be. If one of them isn’t awake, the System won’t give me the reward.” Xu Qu was thinking to himself and having doubts. He was getting ready to call the System to inquire.

“Hee, hee, hee!” Suddenly, the crisp sound of a woman’s amused laughter rang out in the silent cave.

“F*ck!”

“F*ck, f*ck!”

Buttface and Duan Jiude were once again scared to death, and they screamed.

BANG!

Almost at the same moment, Xu Que felt a hand suddenly grab his foot.

His subconscious reaction was to fight back, but he soon realized that the other side didn’t seem to have any intention of attacking. He looked down. It actually was one of the people on the ground, reaching out his hand to him.

“Kill…kill me, please I beg you.” The man on the ground opened his mouth and made a strange sound, which was full of agony and pleading.

“Hee, hee, hee…”

At this time, the playful laughter sounded out again.

This time, it was not one person, but it sounded as if there were several women giggling.

This kind of laughter didn’t have one single ounce of purity in it. Instead, it carried a hint of flirtatiousness and even sounded a little lascivious.

“D*mn, where’s the laughter coming from?”

“It sounds as if it’s coming from above.”

Buttface and Duan Jiude held each other tightly and were very nervous.

Invisible enemies were always the most terrifying, because the other side’s strength was powerful enough to be invisible.

POP!

Suddenly, the sound of a thud could be heard, and Buttface abruptly jumped away from Duan Jiude’s side. He stared wide-eyed and asked, “Damn, Old Man Duan, why did you touch Your Holiness?”

“F*ck, clearly you’re the one touching me… Hey, what’s going on?” Duan Jiude had just gotten halfway through his sentence when he suddenly fell back and lay on the ground face up like those two other people they’d seen before.

The next moment, Duan Jiude shouted, “F*ck, who are you? Why are you wearing so little? Aren’t you cold? Hey, hey, hey, why are you sitting on me, an old man? Boy, come and help, this woman is crazy. She’s sitting on an old man like me. Clearly hatching a sinister plot.”

OOWW! Almost at the same time, Buttface also suddenly lay on the ground and shouted, “Your Holiness also has a woman lying on him. Damn, go away, you ugly c*nt. Your Holiness doesn’t like your type. Don’t touch Your Holiness’s d*ck. You’ll never find it.”

HISS!

Xu Que immediately gasped.

This was really h*ll. Buttface and Duan Jiude were shouting that women were lying on their bodies. But the problem was that he himself simply couldn’t see the so-called women on their bodies!

However, according to his experience of watching countless porno films, Xu Que seemed to have understood something.

The two men lying on the ground in front of him were not being sucked dry, but squeezed dry.

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