Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“This… What kind of situation is this?”

Xu Que’s mind suddenly went blank, and he looked startled.

Zixia Fairy’s attitude just now had been very clear, which was to demand that he get lost. And, in the end, when he’d wanted to leave, she’d run over to grab hold of him to stop him.

Looking at Zixia Fairy, whose face was flushed, with her head bowed and tugging at his clothes like a young girl, Xu Que was speechless, and he stopped.

He would’ve liked to say, “My clothes are very expensive. Please don’t tear them.”

But he really didn’t dare to say anything like that. Under these circumstances, if he’d really said anything like that, it was probable that Zixia Fairy would’ve really smashed him to death!

“Why haven’t you left?” Zixia Fairy whispered in a tone that still carried a hint of resentment.

Xu Que stared at her, open-mouthed. “You tugged at my clothes. How am I supposed to leave?” is what he thought to himself.

But what he said was, TSK! “You proud and lovely demoness, I really don’t know what to do with you!”

The next moment, the corner of Xu Que’s mouth curled up. He suddenly turned around and immediately drew Zixia Fairy tightly into his arms.

Once Zixia Fairy had been embraced, she was caught off guard and looked stunned. She tried to break free, but her head was pressed tightly against Xu Que’s chest.

Zixia Fairy’s mind also exploded, and it became almost blank.

Her heart pounded nonstop, and she felt as if her face was on fire. She’d never felt this flustered before.

“I won’t go. You’ll either have to kill me or just stay in my arms for a while,” Xu Que said fiercely as he held Zixia Fairy tightly in his arms.

As the Act-Tough Saint of this generation, as well as a famous philanderer, how could Xu Que not understand Zixia Fairy’s thinking?

She had a sharp tongue, but a soft heart. As a matter of fact, she might not actually have experienced such a man-and-woman type of relationship before. When she’d found herself deceived, and discovered that the man who’d once disgusted her was actually her only true love, that kind of fury and shock, as well as the unwillingness to let go and all sorts of other complicated emotions, had caused her to feel uncertain about how to deal with the situation.

So Xu Que knew that he had to step forward at this time.

“I…I am really going to kill you,” Zixia Fairy said again, but at the same time she stopped struggling and let Xu Que hold her in his arms.

“Go ahead and kill me! You can kill me or cut off my flesh as punishment, it’s all up to you. I’m willing to bear all the consequences,” Xu Que said as if he didn’t have a care in the world.

He wasn’t pretending to cooperate, but expressing his feelings from the bottom of his heart. He was willing to concede if Zixia Fairy really wanted to put the sword to him at this time.

The truth was that he deserved it.

He could’ve stirred things up with any woman, but he had to stir up the emotions of a woman whom even the deities couldn’t touch?

“Of all people, why did he have to deceive this woman who even the deities wouldn’t touch?”

However, after Xu Que’s last words, Zixia Fairy didn’t move again.

She calmly remained in Xu Que’s arms like a dignified kitten tenderly embraced by Xu Que, and she stayed motionless.

Xu Que also didn’t say another word. Everything was extremely peaceful with only the sound of the two of them breathing.

With the breeze caressing the grass and the sound of the leaves rustling on the trees, the embrace of these two people was like a beautiful painting.

“Boy, grand master, you both…” At this time, an weird-sounding, loud voice shattered this beautiful scene.

Duan Jiude had been worried, so he’d rushed to catch up from the Celestial Burial Valley. As a result, he was completely dumbstruck when he encountered this scene.

He looked at Xu Que and Zixia Fairy in horror and shock. Then he pressed his hands against his cheeks and screamed in horror, “AAHH…”

“F*ck!”

Xu Que became furious in an instant. Duan Jiude, this unwanted third wheel, had come at such a bad time.

He reached out his hand and pulled the embarrassed Zixia Fairy, who didn’t dare to even look up, behind him as he glared at Duan Jiude.

“Duan Jiude, what the h*ll are you screaming about? Don’t you care about your grand master and her father?” Xu Que asked in a loud voice. He seemed very severe and put on the demeanor of an elder.

“Grand master’s father?

“F*ck me, since when have I gained a grand master’s father?”

“F*ck! F*ck, f*ck, f*ck!” Duan Jiude’s eyes widened with a look of horror as he shouted a few more f*cks. He rolled up his sleeves and marched toward Xu Que with a face full of anger.

“My goodness, what’s the meaning of this? Are you thinking of practicing with your grand master’s father?” Xu Que was delighted at once and grinned.

“F*ck you, boy, shut the h*ll up. I don’t have a grand master’s father like you,” Duan Jiude shouted angrily. He was unable to accept anything that was happening in front of his eyes.

“Such impudence, how dare you be rude to him?”

At this time, Zixia Fairy, who had been standing behind Xu Que all this while, suddenly scolded Duan Jiude in a stern voice.

“I…” Duan Jiude instantly opened his mouth and felt like crying but had no tears. He howled in anguish, “Ah, grand master!”

In his mind, his grand master had always been a fierce person with few words. She abhorred evil things and people as if they were her enemies. Moreover, she always acted swiftly and decisively. But today, his grand master was actually acting like a little girl being held in Xu Que’s arms.

“It’s just too shocking.”

“No, no, this absolutely couldn’t be true. His grand master was not such a person. With a superior existence such as hers, how could she meet with this boy’s evil scheme?

“It absolutely couldn’t be true!”

Duan Jiude felt like he was going crazy. He closed and opened his eyes repeatedly. He wanted to think that this scene was only a joke from the Illusory Realm. But no matter how many times he closed and opened his eyes, Xu Que was still standing there, and Zixia Fairy was still standing behind Xu Que. When he blinked and looked over, they even seemed as if they had been made for each other.

“No, no way, I strongly object to this marriage,” Duan Jiude shouted with resolve.

“Your objection is invalid,” Xu Que ruthlessly denied Duan Jiude’s opposition with a wave of his hand.

“Are you kidding me? The woman that I, the Act-Tough Saint, pursued in exchange for my life, who are you to object to it?”

“Grand master, you can’t be with him. This boy is a scourge and a scoundrel. You’ve always abhored evil. How can you associate with him?” Duan Jiude didn’t want to pay any attention to Xu Que. He looked directly at Zixia Fairy and cried out like an earnest and well-meaning faithful subject.

“What is evil and what is good? Even the matters that I, your master, cannot discern, how dare you determine?” Zixia Fairy had recovered her previous chilly manner and answered with an indifferent and serious face.

Duan Jiude was instantly speechless and felt like crying, but he had no tears!

“D*mn, grand master has already been led astray!

“Grand master hadn’t been like this in the past!”

At this moment, Zixia Fairy was no longer as authoritative as she had been before in the eyes of Duan Jiude!

If Zixia Fairy had said these words in the past, Duan Jiude would certainly have meditated further and undergone enlightenment.

But now, her words were simply nonsense in Duan Jiude’s view. It was only to absolve Xu Que!

“Duan Jiude, you’ve kicked up a big enough fuss, so you should restrain yourself. Don’t go overboard,” At the same time, Xu Que also looked stern and rebuked Duan Jiude, by adopting the stance of an elder.

“F*ck!”

Duan Jiude almost wanted to roll up his sleeves again to come back to blows with Xu Que.

“Boy, I should be the one saying these words. After all, we know each other. You can’t even let go of my master? Who’s the one going overboard?” Duan Jiude wasn’t angry at the moment. He was entirely worried for his grand master’s well-being.

Of course, the most important thing was that he really didn’t want to address Xu Que as grand master’s father in the future. It would be too humiliating!

“I have regarded you as a brother. Why do you want to be my grand master’s father?”

“C’mon, don’t be ungrateful. Let’s talk reasonably and call a spade a spade. If I had a dashing grand master’s father like me all of a sudden, I’d probably be overjoyed and think it’s incredible!” Xu Que shook his head and spoke with a straight face.

“F*ck!”

Duan Jiude shook with anger and pointed at Xu Que as he looked at Zixia Fairy and said, “Grand master, are you seeing this? You take a good look. This boy is so shameless and cheeky. You should think twice and see his true face as a ruffian!”

“Don’t be impudent and rude!” Zixia Fairy did not hesitate to scold Duan Jiude.

Duan Jiude was speechless, “…..”

Xu Que saw Duan Jiude’s defeated expression and was laughing hard inside. What made him really happy was that Zixia Fairy had covered up his shortcomings.

Either way, at least he didn’t have to worry about losing her.

With such an excellent and untouchable, as well as understanding, woman like her protecting me, the Act-Tough Saint, then I can really act without morals or abilities.

Xu Que involuntarily looked up to the sky and felt a thousand emotions. He sang a phrase of a song to Duan Jiude, “Ha, ha, ha, you can’t mess with me, there is nothing to be done, because I’m so powerful. La, la, la, la, la…

“F*ck!”

Duan Jiude looked furious and shouted to Zixia Fairy once again, “Grand master, he’s taunting me using the art of soundless communication!”

“I didn’t!” Xu Que immediately clarified this with an earnest face.

Zixia Fairy nodded. She glanced at Duan Jiude and said indifferently, “He didn’t!”

“I…” Duan Jiude almost wanted to die at this time. He was red in the face from the abuse!

The next moment, Duan Jiude’s eyes suddenly lit up as he thought of something. He suddenly shouted, “Yes, grand master, this boy still has a lot of close female friends. He also has a lot of other women on the side!”

“I…..”

Xu Que had just opened his mouth, but he swallowed back hard those two words “do not.” After all, this matter…was true!

Soon, Xu Que felt a shiver down his back. It was a chilly murderous aura that had come from Zixia Fairy’s gaze. It had already enveloped him.