Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The Mountain Deity has materialized? Naked?

Hearing that, Xu Que realized something was wrong. He looked down and saw two well-dressed young girls at the foot of the mountain. One of them was quite pretty and slim. They did not seem like ordinary people at first sight. Also, they were looking at him in surprise.

Wait…it seems I missed a point!

Naked?

Xu Que came to himself. He lowered his head to look at himself and had a big shock.

“F*ck! Where are my clothes?” Xu Que shouted in surprise and he purchased a black robe from the System store to cover his body. Then, he recovered from his waking, confused state and figured out everything.

When he fell out of the Void Tunnel, he had been seriously wounded. His clothes had definitely been ruined by the violent wind in the Void. And finally, he had fallen onto this mountain. After several days’ rest, most of his wounds had been healed—at least the surface wounds had disappeared. He still had some internal injuries though. The System’s Automatic Recovery Function could only heal his wounds, but was not able to change the fact that he was naked!

“Second Miss, look, this is really a Mountain Deity, who is alive!” At this time, the girl who was dressed like a maidservant shouted excitedly.

After coming to herself, the slim girl stared at the maidservant and said, “Xiao Ru, stop your nonsense! That’s a human being, not a Mountain Deity!”

After saying that, she lowered her head and didn’t dare to look at Xu Que again. Then she shouted, “My fellow cultivator, how could be so indecent in broad daylight?”

“Hey! Little girl, mind your words! Why did you say I am indecent? You peered at my body! How dare you blame me?” Xu Que was annoyed and answered angrily. He was sure he didn’t suffer from the exhibitionism. He had had no choice this time for it was purely accidental.

“You…you are a pervert!” It seemed the slim girl was annoyed by the “peer at” said by Xu Que. She spoke angrily with a red face as she threw out a Taoist Seal toward Xu Que.

“Wow! How dare you attack me, little girl? New-born calves make little of tiger! Today, let me teach you a lesson!” Xu Que was quite happy to see that. He smiled as he took out his Dark Heavenly Sword and attacked with it abruptly.

Bang!

Along with a dull sound, Xu Que’s body became rigid. Then his Dark Heavenly Sword was shattered. His body shook a bit and he rolled his eyes!

“How…could this be?” The next moment, he fell down from the mountain.

Before passing out, he had only one unbelievable idea in his mind. How could I be defeated by a little girl at the Medium Stage of the Human Celestial Realm?

“Ah! Second Miss, is…he dead?” At this time, the maidservant Xiao Ru shouted in surprise.

The slim girl was also shocked. Then she shook her head, “No, he was just knocked unconscious!”

“Phew! Good! Although this abhorrent guy pretended to be the Mountain Deity, he doesn’t deserve to die!” Xiao Ru said, patting her chest as she let out a sigh of relief.

The slim girl smiled. This guy didn’t pretend to be the Mountain Deity! He was just indecent and doesn’t deserve to die indeed!

But…

Suddenly, the slim girl frowned and she said in a low voice, “This guy has reached the Half Celestial Realm. How could he be so weak? I didn’t attack him in full force. He just passed out in this way!”

“Heh, heh, Second Miss, it means you are more powerful now!” Xiao Ru said with a smile.

The slim girl rolled her eyes at Xiao Ru and said angrily. “Come on! I know my strength! This young man is almost as powerful as you. You can ward off dozens of my attack moves. How could he be defeated by just one attack move?”

“Maybe he is really quite weak! Second Miss, I’ve heard some people’s realm is realized through eating a lot of pills. Their foundation is fragile. I guess he is just one of those people!” Xiao Ru said earnestly.

Hearing that, the slim girl was convinced that was the case. She nodded her head slightly.

“Second Miss, what should we do now? It is inappropriate to leave him here. He is so weak and could be endangered if a demonic beast appeared in this area!” Xiao Ru said perplexedly as she looked at Xu Que who was lying on the ground unconsciously. It seemed she didn’t know how to handle Xu Que.

The slim girl hesitated a bit. Then she said, “Let’s just take him to our flying boat. After all, I knocked him unconscious. I will make it up to him by taking care of him as a philanthropic act!”

Hearing that, Xiao Ru said anxiously, “Ah? You can’t do that! What if others know a man boarded your flying boat…?”

“Let’s keep it between us! Nobody will know!” The slim girl said with a faint smile.

“But he can tell others about this!” Xiao Ru said as she pointed at Xu Que.

“Him?” The slim girl smiled even harder. “Do you think anyone would believe his words?”

“Oh!” Xiao Ru had a realization. Then she said with a smile, “Right! Numerous people boast they used to stay in your flying boat! Nobody will believe them!”

“Don’t worry! As a weak cultivator, he will never mention this if he is not a fool!” The slim girl said with a smile.

At last, she used a magic art to roll up Xu Que gently and gave him to Xiao Ru. Then the two of them jumped up into the sky. The Spiritual Qi around them was turned to countless petals which were drifting down slowly. Looking from afar, they looked just like a goddess from the Nine Heavens and her maidservants who were leaving by stepping on clouds. The scene was so charming!

The next moment, the slim girl waved her hand. Then, a strand of light appeared in an open area. The light became a big boat. The boat, which was made of redwood, was just like a giant oval egg. Thickly dotted runes and restrictive spells were placed on the boat, which also had a small door.

The small door was opened by a puff of breeze. Faint smells of flowers came out from the boat. The boat cabin was well-decorated like a young girl’s boudoir.

The slim girl and Xiao Ru stepped into the boat. Then Xu Que was also moved into the boat!

After that, a cloud of intense Spiritual Qi rose up. The big boat flew into the sky. Then it was turned into a strand of light and disappeared on the horizon rapidly.

…..

Gasp! When Xu Que woke up again, he couldn’t help but gasp for he was being tortured by the sharp pain in his arm. Apparently, he had been wounded by the slim girl’s magic art. At the thought of this, Xu Que was so aggrieved that he almost cried aloud.

I am so aggrieved! This is so horrible! I have run wildly in the World of Cultivators for so many years! Since when could I be so weak?

I was wounded in the Void Tunnel first. When half of my wounds were healed, I was knocked unconscious by a woman at the Medium Stage of the Human Celestial Realm with one attack move! Why did all these things happen to me?

“What? Second Miss, look! That weakling is awake!” A familiar voice could be heard at this time.

Whoosh! Xu Que sat up and looked around. He was surprised by what he saw. He was sitting on the cold floor. It seemed he was in a narrow wooden cabin. However, even such a small cabin was also divided into a living room and two bedrooms.

“Tsk-tsk-tsk! It seems that girl is from a rich family. I didn’t expect that she was living in such a shabby small house!” Xu Que couldn’t help but say as he shook his head disdainfully.

“Hey! What are you murmuring? This is not a shabby small house but the Shooting Star Flying Boat of our Second Miss!” A voice answered him at this time.

Xu Que turned around and found Xiao Ru, the maidservant, was talking to him.

“Shooting Star Flying Boat? What a lousy name! Wait! Don’t beat me! I only have one question! Where am I now? Is this place the Earth Continent or the World of Near Celestial?”