Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“What? The…Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes?” Duan Jiude shouted in terror.

Zhang Suyue was even more shocked. The Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes were not only horrible in the Xuanzhen Continent. They were also extremely scary in the Four Great Continents.

In the recent several thousand years, people only knew the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes through the ancient books or hearsay. When Xu Que said he had over 1 million Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes, both of them were totally terrified.

Buttface was quite calm. Xu Que used to fry Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes in front of him. So he was not afraid of those insects anymore. He said proudly, “Please don’t act like hillbillies! Are the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes very horrible? I’ve eaten several of them!”

“Damn! Really?” Duan Jiude was shocked.

Buttface raised his eyebrows and was about to brag. However, he was interrupted by Xu Que, “We don’t have time for small talk here! I have over 1 million Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes, which could kill dozens of cultivators at the Half-Celestial Realm, but not all of them! Just tell me, do you have something to help me?”

“Eh…” Buttface and Duan Jiude became speechless after hearing that.

“Little brat, you know I will always help you when I can. Now, they are way too powerful. My spirit is willing but my flesh is weak!” Duan Jiude said as he sighed and shook his head bitterly.

Buttface also shook his head, “Right! Little brat, you know I am always generous! But I am not able to help you this time!”

“OK! Forget it! Since you are not helpful, you could use your body to feed my Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes, so that I can have more mosquitoes!” Xu Que said as he opened the Beast Soul Bag and was about to release the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes!

“Holy sh*t!”

“Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Wait!”

Buttface and Duan Jiude were totally shocked. Then they shouted seriously, “Little brat, that’s enough! Nothing could stop me from fighting to the end in this combat no matter how difficult the situation is!”

“Exactly!” Duan Jiude also shouted. “We shall face the difficulties directly! I am not like some dogs who are all talk and no action. Here, little brat, I have a treasure that could subdue those cultivators at the Half-Celestial Realm and double the power of your Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes!”

Then, Duan Jiude took out a big black jar from his storage ring! The jar was made of jade. However, it was blackened by the things inside it, which were intertwining like fog and liquid. It was quite difficult to figure out what those things were.

“Little brat, this is my most precious treasure! It is called the Drunken Celestial Perfume! I found it in the Mystery Land in the South Continent with great difficulties!” Duan Jiude said proudly.

“The Drunken Celestial Perfume?” Xu Que was stunned a bit. He didn’t know it. But it should be powerful according to its name.

“Exactly! The Drunken Celestial Perfume! If you open it, all cultivators at the Celestial Realm within an area of several miles will be intoxicated. Eh…no, they are not intoxicated. This thing will hamper the circulation of their Qi, blood, and True Core Strength in their Meridians. So, it will be quite difficult for them to use any magic arts!” Duan Jiude explained.

Xu Que was shocked. “What about cultivators whose cultivation stage is lower than the Celestial Realm?”

Duan Jiude waved his hand, “Die!”

“F*ck!” Xu Que cursed immediately. “Are you a psycho? Do you want to commit suicide with this thing?”

Duan Jiude explained hurriedly, “Eh, no, little brat, you misunderstood me! I mean they will also be intoxicated and die after one or two years. However, if the antidote is used, nothing will happen to them!”

“Oh? Do you have the antidote?” Xu Que asked by raising his eyebrows.

“Of course! I used to dump a basin of excrement on the head of a Celestial with the help of this thing. Then I took the antidote and escaped. It was so exciting!” Duan Jiude said excitedly.

Xu Que was shocked. Members of the Exploding Heavens Faction used to tell him that Duan Jiude had thrown a basin of excrement at the head of a Celestial. After that, Duan Jiude was hunted down by the Celestial for several years.

“Good! This is really helpful!” Xu Que nodded his head and patted Duan Jiude’s shoulder.

The Drunken Celestial Perfume would impair the strength of those Celestials effectively. At that time, 1 million Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes could even rival 50 Celestials!

“Heh, heh, Duan Jiude, your Drunken Celestial Perfume is only a piece of junk for me!” Buttface said with a cold smile as he placed his paws behind his back and looked at Duan Jiude disdainfully.

Duan Jiude was annoyed immediately. He shouted angrily, “Damn! What do you have? Take it out. We want to have a look!”

“I can’t take it out!” Buttface said, shaking his head with laughter. “What I have is really a divine item! When you reach the peak of the mountain, you will see it!”

“Nonsense!” Duan Jiude cursed directly.

Xu Que also nodded his head. “Right! Nonsense! Stop acting tough! Come on, tell us or I will beat you to death!”

“Damn! Why can’t I have some suspense and mystery?” Buttface said angrily. “It is a Trap and Kill Array. I set it up when I entered the Celestial Burial Valley for the first time! Coincidentally, it is on this mountain!”

“A Trap and Kill Array?” Duan Jiude and Xu Que were both stunned.

“Exactly!” Buttface said with a proud smile. “When I entered the Celestial Burial Valley alone, I figured out this mountain was quite extraordinary at first glance. It was a pity that I failed to find the entrance! What a pity!”

“Damn! Could you say something about the Trap and Kill Array?” Duan Jiude said impatiently.

“Be patient! Listen to me! When I tried to find the entrance, something happened! Damn! I was attacked by something secretly. A Holy Golden Armored Hornet attacked my anus. I tried to slap it, but it managed to run away!” Buttface said and his face was full of anger.

Duan Jiude changed his expression abruptly. Then he said, as he wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, “The…Holy Golden Armored Hornet? You mean…the Holy Golden Armored Hornets are in the Celestial Burial Valley, right? Holy sh*t! Little brat, I suggest we should leave here and come again another time!”

“Nonsense! What’s wrong with the Holy Golden Armored Hornets?” Xu Que asked, furrowing his eyebrows.

“Faction Leader, don’t you know the Holy Golden Armored Hornets? They are as famous as the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes!” Zhang Suyue said with terror.

“No, they are more horrible than the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes!” Duan Jiude said seriously, “The Holy Golden Armored Hornets and the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes appeared in the same period! After that, they just disappeared. It is said that those insects are extremely tough. We may kill several Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes. But I’m afraid we are not able to kill even one Holy Golden Armored Hornet! Also, the hornets move in crowds. They are very sensitive to fragrances and can produce Celestial Honey by collecting the pollen from flowers. Buttface was quite lucky for he only saw one hornet. Otherwise, he would have already been killed!”

“Holy sh*t! When I had just relieved myself, I wiped my ass with a flower. Then that hornet attacked my anus with its poisonous sting. I performed secluded cultivation for one month to realize full recovery after that! Buttface said, “I was so angry. So I spent two months to set up that extraordinary Trap and Kill Array on this mountain. When that Holy Golden Armored Hornet appeared again, I was going to activate the Array to kill it! However, I didn’t expect I would fall into a Void Crack and go to the Road of Heavenly Ascension!”

“Oh? Is the spell Array still here?” Xu Que’s eyes lit up. He knew Buttface was good at spell Arrays! Since he had spent two months to set up this Array, the power of this Array could never be underestimated.

Now, he had this Trap and Kill Array and Duan Jiude’s Drunken Celestial Perfume. When he released his Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes at last, it seemed he could defeat the Celestials with the trick of “Close the door and unleash the dog”!

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