Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“Lord Tang, you are…driving us mad!”

“We have nothing to buy a ticket with now!”

“Please don’t do that, Lord Tang!”

In front of Xu Que’s ultimate illegal bus, people were expressing their feelings; they didn’t want to be fooled again. They started to complain helplessly. At last, Bai Cailing, the Holy Virgin of the Jade Lake, joined their grievances. Seeing that, Xu Que had to stop his extortion.

He had already extorted them before. Also he didn’t need the Ten-Millennium-Flower-Dew. After his last extortion, these poor people didn’t have anything good with them. It was meaningless to extort them again. Moreover, the Refined Moon Palace was about to close soon. He had to leave this place as soon as possible.

“OK! OK! I will do Lady Bai Cailing a favor! All of you can get on the bus now! The Exploding Heavens Faction is a humanistic organization!” Xu Que said, waving his hand at last.

“Thank you, Lord Tang! Thank you, Senior Bai!” They got on the bus with a great joy.

Whoosh! Whoosh!

At this time, the apprentices of the Saint Gold Sect and the Nighthawk Pavilion who had hidden in the passage also ran out.

“Lord Tang, please wait a minute! We want to buy tickets!” They shouted.

Now they knew how powerful Xu Que was. He had defeated the Refined Moon Sect. Nobody in the Taijin Continent could rival him! The point was he had the map of the Refined Moon Palace. So only he knew how to leave this labyrinthine place. If they couldn’t get on the bus, they wouldn’t have enough time to leave this place before the closing of the Refined Moon Palace.

“No way! No tickets for sale now! Also there are no more seats for you! You can wait for the next bus!” Xu Que replied with a cold smile. Then he activated the bus and drove it away, flooring the pedal. The people of the Saint Gold Sect and the Nighthawk Pavilion were dumbfounded. They shouted, “No, Lord Tang, please wait for us! We can stand on the bus!”

“Get lost!” Xu Que said, as he pressed a button on the bus.

Rumble–!

Instantly, lightning appeared behind the bus like a rocket. The bus disappeared into the distance.

“Lord….” The people of the Saint Gold Sect and the Nighthawk Pavilion were totally stunned. Xu Que’s bus, which was so big, had just disappeared in front of their eyes. The bus’s speed was so horribly fast that it was beyond imagination.

All of them fell into despair.

Flop! Some of them turned pale and collapsed on the ground directly.

“How could his bus be so fast? We can never catch up with it!”

“Oh, no! We are doomed!”

“We are not able to leave this place!”

“There is no difference between being trapped in this place for 100 years and death!”

At this moment, people of these two sects were so regretful. However, their regret couldn’t help the situation!

At the same time, all the passengers were holding the handles tightly. Their eyes were squished shut as they proceeded in terror. When they glanced up, countless passages and walls were passing them rapidly. They could barely see those things clearly. Xu Que’s unexpected acceleration had scared them to death. If the bus hit a wall at such a speed, half the passengers would be killed instantly.

“Holy crap! Little brat, how could your bus run at such a high speed? Cool! This is so cool!” Buttface shouted at the front part of the compartment excitedly.

“Heh, heh, how could those mediocre ones compare with my bus?” Xu Que said with a proud smile.

He had purchased this bus from the System store. The bus was not propelled by gas or electricity but by the True Core Strength. There was no speed limit for this bus. Xu Que injected Thunder Essence into the bus directly. The bus was running at a horribly fast speed although it was not as fast as the Three Thousand Volts Lightning.

“Ah, ah, ah! Lord Tang, please stop chatting! We are going to hit the wall!” Someone screamed in surprise at this time. Xu Que was chatting with Buttface just now and didn’t check the road condition. Now, the bus was rushing toward a corner rapidly.

“Calm down! I was driving the bus with my eyes closed!” Xu Que waved his hand casually as he combed his hair.

All the passengers almost spat blood! You drove the bus with your eyes closed? Are you crazy?

Howl! “Holy crap! Little brat, how could you comb your hair just now? You should place your hands on the steering wheel!” Buttface shouted nervously.

“I am holding the steering wheel!” Xu Que replied lazily. Then he placed both of his hands behind his head as he sprawled on the driver’s seat.

Whoosh!

At the same time, the bus took a turn at the corner and passed the passage safely.

“What? How could you drive a bus without using your hands? Holy crap! Little brat, what did you do just now?” Buttface exclaimed in surprise as he had been totally impressed.

Xu Que turned the steering wheel without even moving his hands. The point was he didn’t use his Soul Strength either! Could it be that they were in a legendary self-driving bus?

“What are you talking about? This is so easy!” Xu Que replied casually. His hands were still behind his head but the steering wheel in front of him was also turning.

Looking from behind, this scene was so weird.

How does this guy hold the steering wheel?

“Damn! I think I’ve figured it out!” Buttface shouted suddenly as if an idea had occurred to him.

People turned to Buttface immediately.

Buttface laughed. “He is driving with his feet! If his toes are flexible enough, he could hold the steering wheel with his toes!”

“Oh, oh!” The rest of the passengers nodded their heads with puzzlement. After all, except for Xu Feifei, no passengers on this bus knew how to drive such a vehicle.

“Wait! No, I was wrong!” Buttface shouted again.

“What’s wrong?” People fixed their eyes on Buttface again.

Buttface said in shock, “If he holds the steering wheel with his toes, how could he operate the throttle and brake? No, this is impossible! Holy crap! Does this guy have an extra leg? No way! I should go and have a look!”

Buttface left his seat and was about to have a look in the driver’s cabin.

Screech!

Suddenly, along with a piercing braking sound, the bus was stopped.

Howl! Buttface howled for he was badly scared. He held the handle of the bus to avoid falling out from the bus.

“Holy crap! Little brat, how could you brake in this way?” Buttface shouted.

“Stop your nonsense! We’ve arrived! Everybody, get off the bus!” Xu Que said with a calm smile as he stood up and pulled his pants up. Then he got off the bus majestically. The passengers realized they had arrived at their destination. Then they looked out of the window. They saw a familiar hall and an empty entrance. They were at the entrance of the hall where they had entered the Refined Moon Palace.

“We made it!”

“Finally, we have come out!”

“Hah, hah, hah! Great! We are saved!”

People of the Leaving Leaves Sect and the Heavenly Cloud Sect shouted with great joy as they rushed out of the bus. When they knew the passages had been blocked, they had almost lost all hope. Xu Que’s appearance had brought them a strand of hope. However, when they encountered people of the Refined Moon Palace, they fell into despair again. After all these setbacks, when they saw the entrance in front of them with their own eyes, they could put their hearts at rest at last. Now they couldn’t help but cheer with joy.

Bai Cailing walked over and said, looking at Jiang Hongyan, “Please work hard on your cultivation. I hope I can meet you in the Jade Lake in future!”

“OK!” Jiang Hongyan nodded her head with a faint smile.

“My fellow cultivator!” Bai Cailing turned to Xu Que and said, folding her hands, “Please accept my appreciation for everything! I will perform secluded cultivation after leaving this place. I’m afraid I can’t see you off when you leave here!”

“That won’t be necessary! We will leave immediately! The world is so big, and we have to say good-bye sooner or later! Anyway, we will meet in the future! You still owe me a lot. I will go to the Jade Lake to collect!” Xu Que said as he waved his hand with a smile.

Hearing that, Bai Cailing couldn’t help but smile wryly. Those Celestial Artifacts she owed to Xu Que were so vexing! It was hard to imagine what he would do when he went to the Jade Lake in future. Maybe he would get the Jade Lake in an uproar!

“OK! I won’t waste my time here. I want to go home now!” Xu Que didn’t waste his words anymore. He turned around and walked toward the exit with Jiang Hongyan and the rest of his teammates. At this time, he was so anxious to go back to the Four Great Continents. After nodding their heads to say good-bye, Jiang Hongyan and the rest of the teammates also walked toward the exit.

Whoosh!

In front of everyone, Xu Que and his teammates jumped up into the sky with a strand of red light and disappeared instantly. Then Xu Que and his teammates appeared in the sky.

Fresh air gushed in from all directions. Then they saw green hills and clear waters in the distance. They had arrived at the familiar Taijin Continent! Xu Que squinted his eyes slightly to check out a place where they had come out from the Void Tunnel at the very beginning.

Then, he said with a faint smile, “Finally, we can really go back this time!”

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