Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Swoosh!

The crowd erupted into chatter. That fellow’s shamelessness is off the charts. Who’d be willing to do some good and teach him a lesson? Many had dark expressions on their faces and were extremely displeased with Xu Que. However, there was nothing they could do about it. Xu Que did no evil. In such a situation, no one would dare to touch him.

Therefore, under the gazes of everyone, Xu Que led Jiang Hongyan and the rest of his group away.

Buttface was beyond excited, “Spill it, young lad, what bad deeds are we doing? I’m itching for some action. It’s been so long since we did stuff!”

“Easy. Why don’t you defecate on the streets?” Xu Que asked.

Buttface flipped out, “Hmph! I’m destined to do something big! How can trivial things such as public defecation be considered an evil deed? My sh*t is worth more than gold. What if someone picks it up?”

“Let’s just walk around then. We’ll punch anyone who looks like a pushover!” Xu Que smiled as he walked on, his eyes scanning the area.

Xu Feifei looked hesitant and kept looking over her shoulder. She said softly, “Brother, why are those people following us?”

“Heh, it’s nothing! Let them follow if they want to.” Xu Que laughed and shook his head.

Why did they follow them? To condemn and subdue him after he did evil so that they could earn Good Points, obviously! Xu Que was not flustered at all by the situation. If he simply did small, insignificant evil deeds, there might be a chance that he’d be stopped by the righteous…unless he could do something groundshakingly sinister, then he would be punished with a massive sum of Evil Points, sending him directly to jail.

However…what crimes could he commit to be considered a heinous person?

Robbing someone in broad daylight?

No, no, no, that’s too uncouth. It wouldn’t showcase the magnificence of the Exploding Heavens Faction!

Teasing a young miss on the streets?

No, no, no, what’s the fun with teasing!

“This is difficult! What should we do?” Xu Que sighed and looked perplexed. However, his eyes quickly fixed on a tall black tower in front of them. It was the prison of the Good and Evil Village—the Buddha Prison!

“Hmm?” Xu Que stopped in his tracks. He had arrived in front of the prison simply by walking straight.

At that instant, his eyes lit up, and he exclaimed with joy, “I’ve got an idea! Let’s break into the jail and let the criminals out!”

“Let the criminals out?” Buttface was instantly pumped upon hearing Xu Que’s suggestion. He quickly nodded, “Yeah, let’s do it!”

Jiang Hongyan smiled slightly but did not object.

The crowd following behind them was instantly shaken.

Breaking into the prison?

F*ck, these guys are planning to pull off something big!

The old man in the crowd was flabbergasted too. He had long run out of the courage to follow Xu Que. Now that he heard Xu Que’s declaration, he was so shocked that he could not say a word.

The Black-Robed Elder was utterly confused. He asked incredulously, “Younger Senior Brother, where did you get to know this man? This fellow is a total madman!”

“Senior Brother, I have long warned you that this fellow was not normal!” answered the old man bitterly.

In the crowd, the female Constable was also taken aback. Having lived in the Good and Evil Village for so long, she had seen a fair share of people in her life. However, it was her first time seeing someone so excited to do evil deeds. Most important, this fellow had declared an upcoming raid on the prison so blatantly. To call him arrogant was an enormous understatement! “Hmph! The newborn calf fears no tiger. How haughty!” The female Constable scoffed. She would not have spared a second thought to a lowly Form Synthesis Stage cultivator like Xu Que before she had started working in this village. However, she is now paying attention to Xu Que with a single goal—to capture him when he raids the prison and earn those sweet Good points!

…..

At the same time, in a prison cell, the air was eerie and humid, and the smell was overwhelmingly bad. The environment was genuinely harsh.

The entire Buddha Prison was split into eight levels, four above ground and four underground. From the top of the prison to the bottom level, it is counted from Buddha Prison Level 1, Buddha Prison Level 2…till they reach the lowest and last level, Buddha Prison Level 8.

The more Evil points a person has, the higher the level, and the worse the conditions are in their prison cells. It was practically impossible to escape from the high-level prisons.

In a Buddha Prison Level 4 cell, a few figures huddled around. As Level 4 was on the ground level, the windows of their cells faced the streets. The three prisoners took in the sights of the streets greedily.

“Heh, heh. If we succeeded, we would never have to live in fear, ever! We could do whatever we wanted in the Good and Evil Village!” Visibly excited, a man with stubble all over his face laughed sinisterly.

Beside him, a slender, weak, and conniving man responded agitatedly, “That’s right! Once we get out of here, I will take every single woman in this village by force! Look at that woman at the entrance. She’s phenomenally ethereal. I’ve never seen a woman more perfect in my life.”

The stubble-faced man snorted, “Hmph, what’s good about women? I’d say that we should massacre the entire village when we get out! We shall make rivers of blood. That would make such a pretty view.”

“Ha, ha!” The white-haired elder between them laughed, “You could do whatever you want once we get out of here. However, before that, we would need to watch our steps and only let loose once we are truly out of prison.”

“Elder Ming, are you seriously confident?” asked the stubble-faced man.

“That’s right, Elder Ming! Should we fail, we would accumulate thousands of Evil points! They’ll throw us right into Buddha Prison Level 7. By then, we would lose all hope of freedom for real.”

The white-haired elder smiled coldly, “I have been imprisoned for 1,000 years. I’ve exhausted many means, and this was the last chance that finally arrived in front of me. I am, of course, confident.” He sharpened his gaze and continued, “Just follow whatever I say. Lure those three guards over and rob them of their Good and Evil Jade Tile. Charge out of the cell immediately! If we can prevent the Jade Tile from shattering, we can do whatever we want in the Good and Evil Village, with no rules to rein us in!”

“Okay!” Both the stubble man and the slender guy nodded their heads in agreement.

The white-haired elder has been here for over 1,000 years. He was powerful beyond their imagination and had displayed staggering accuracy in his calculations and predictions. They chose to believe in his words without any reservations. For them to get out, they would need three Good and Evil Jade Tiles from three jailers to stay under the radar.

Not more, not less. Just three!

“Looking at the time, they should be approaching anytime soon. Prepare yourselves.” The white-haired elder did some simple calculations with his fingers.

The stubble man and the slender guy became solemn at once and nodded. They then lay on the ground and started to wail loudly.

“Why the hell are you screaming? Lower your voices now!” Almost at the same time, three jailers appeared at the corner. Upon seeing what was happening, they bellowed as they approached the metal cell gates.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Suddenly, three stifled thuds resounded as a whiff of black mist swept past. The three jailers fell onto the ground, as dead as doornails. The expressions of the white-haired man and the two others became twisted and feverish.

…..

At the same time, outside the Buddha Prison, Xu Que, caught in a heated discussion with Buttface, was still debating on how to raid the prison and release the criminals.

“I think that we should blast the whole tower apart and release the criminals.” Buttface suggested enthusiastically.

“Blast your ass! Does this tower look easily blastable to you?” Xu Que glared at him.

Buttface replied, “What should we do then? Do we charge right in? That’s too dangerous!”

Xu Que frowned. “I like to do things that are dangerous!”

Buttface said, “Sure, you go first then! I’ll wait for you at the back.”

Xu Que retorted, “Hell no! With you at my back? What if you stab me?”

Buttface replied, “F*ck, I’m not that kind of wolf! I’ll never stab you. I’ll turn into a dog if I lie!”

“You are a fucking dog in the first place! You…wait, hold on, someone’s coming out.” Before he could finish speaking, Xu Que sensed three auras running out of the prison through his True Core Strength.

“Eh, you’re right!” Buttface sensed it too.

Xu Que looked immediately happy. “Ha, ha, looks like the Heavens are on my side! Those three running out must be the jailers. We don’t even need to charge in. Let’s just lay ambush at the gate!”

“Good idea! I like this plan.” Buttface nodded quickly. He looked forward to the plan. Ambushing and sneak attacks were things he liked the most!

Everyone heard the conversation between the man and the dog. They were all speechless at the exchange. Some cultivators too sensed three auras getting closer and closer, about to exit the prison.

“That fellow’s telling the truth! Someone’s coming out!”

“F*ck, what a psychopath!”

“Don’t tell me that he seriously intends to ambush the three jailers?”

‘Everyone, it’s time to do the right thing courageously, to uphold poetic justice and rid the world of evil.”

“Prepare well! One kill for each, first come, first serve.”

Everyone perked up and prepared for the upcoming fight. Once Xu Que made a move, they would immediately jump out and stop him.

Boom!

The front doors of the black tower suddenly shook and were slowly pushed outward.

Everyone present tensed up. They would rush out once Xu Que moved. However, at that moment, a patch of lightning flashed under Xu Que’s feet. His figure wavered and disappeared entirely.

“Oh, no, he attacked!”

“Hurry up, charge!”

The crowd burst with fervor. They executed all sorts of spells and rushed toward the prison. Almost at the same time, the doors of the Buddha Prison opened halfway. Three figures appeared at the entrance.

The stubble man let out a long laugh. “Ha, ha, I’m finally out! The Good and Evil Village shall turn onto a bloody village tonight.”

The slender man exclaimed agitatedly, “Ladies, here I come!”

The white-haired elder raised both of his hands to the sky, and howled, “I have endured and suffered for 1,000 years, and I can finally see daylight once again! From this moment, the Good and Evil Village shall be under my…”

Before he could finish, a massive Dark Heavenly Sword suddenly appeared before them.

Swoosh!

In the blink of an eye, the Dark Heavenly Sword transformed into a patch of sword shadows, causing the entire void to groan and tremble. Behind the shadows, tens of Tri-colored Fiery Lotuses gushed toward them while emitting a terrifying amount of chaotic aura.

The white-haired elder’s excitement instantly froze on his face. “I…f*ck you, who’s that?”

Crash!

As he said that, he, the stubble man, and the slender guy were engulfed by a horrifying explosion and were blasted straight back into their cells. The Good and Evil Jade Tile they had just robbed shattered into powder with a crack!

Only then did Xu Que appear in midair. He laughed out loud, immensely pleased with his work.

“Ha, ha, I’ve got you good! Are you angry? That’s the only question I’m going to ask! I’m here to raid the prison, you guys…hmm? What the f*ck, what’s happening? Why did my Good points shoot up to 1,000?”

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