Ultimate Assassin System

When Tang En woke up, Lansha was rolling around the earthen stove with her sleeves rolled up. However, it was obvious that she was not very good at cooking, especially with these Bran kitchen utensils. After struggling for a long time with a kitchen knife, I finally made the wise choice to give up, collect some firewood, and set up a barbecue grill in the courtyard.

After staring blankly at Lansha's work for a while, Tang En obviously hadn't returned to reality yet. In fact, this is exactly the case. Although he has opened his eyes now and seems to be awake, his mind is subconsciously recalling the terrifying state like a god and a demon just now...

What a wonderful feeling. In fact, Tang En had already regained consciousness since he asked the skinny old man Na Hanluo if he should die. But this consciousness is not entirely Tang En's, or to be more precise, something else is affecting Tang En's consciousness. It gave him a supreme idea of ​​overlooking all living beings, like gods, like devils, and like heaven and earth. Within the controllable range, he could consciously control everything at will, including vegetation, livestock, light and air. Even, determine someone's life, old age, illness and death...

This is of course just an illusion. Tang En can't reach that level of perversion yet, but he can still confine weak creatures that step into the controlled area. To describe it more specifically, as soon as the thought moves, the target object must obey the order to stop. To use an inappropriate analogy, it’s like the ancient emperors who visited all directions. Wherever they went, the subjects there had to kneel down to greet them... There is no reason or need for reason, just follow orders!

Then, with the faint sound of explosion and thunder in the distance, Tang En's body was shaken and he woke up completely. Subconsciously, he looked up at the western sky outside the house. That was the direction from which the loud noise came, and the rolling hills were faintly visible.

The sun is bleak, the sky is dark, and the climate is not very good. But of course, the loud noise that sounded like a beast's roar was not a real thunder, but...

Ha, Grandpa Bamutu is very efficient. Now the meal is paid for. He also raised his head and glanced at the western mountains, thinking that after the group of bandits were wiped out, the farm would return to its previous peace. Their meal was no longer considered a Overlord meal. Lansha felt much better immediately. He hummed and turned the meat slices in his hands. Then, he noticed something and turned to look into the inner room. He happened to meet Tang En's eyes. Hit.

Slightly stunned, he raised three fingers: What is this?

Three...is also an OK gesture.

Oh Co? What is that?

Nothing... Suddenly something came to mind. Tang En grinned and nodded to Lan Sha, who had a puzzled look on his face, Wait a minute, maybe he's asleep. I'll take my time. After saying this, he closed his eyes and secretly shouted in his heart, Killer System.

Whoa, the scene changes instantly. As soon as Pu stepped into the space, Tang En immediately looked stunned. He didn't even hear the system's synthesized sound next to his ears, indicating that his blood gas had increased by a single digit.

Bustling! What appeared in front of me was a bustling street, with pedestrians coming and going in a hurry. Uniform yellow skin, black eyes, wearing all kinds of fashionable clothes. It came from my ears. It was Wu Nong’s soft words from an economic center in the south. Looking up, the traffic lights at the intersection not far away were flickering, driving the flow of people and vehicles forward in a regular manner. A little further away, the signboard of an electronics store hanging on a high-rise building came into view familiarly and clearly... Everything made Tang En, who was wearing a black gown, look so out of place among them, but this did not eliminate the fact that he was sincere. A feeling of familiarity and intimacy deep in my heart.

It's been a long time... Tang En came back to his senses instantly after being slightly startled. Then he sighed softly in his heart, opened his arms and took a deep breath. It seems like the void is embracing something.

He paused and shook his head. I know this is just an illusion, including the feeling of intimacy. He glanced at the old butler sitting calmly on a bench by the roadside not far away, grinned slightly, and secretly despised the other person's boring and bad taste...Crack! I know you are not an intelligent NPC, but there is no need to be so bluffing...

In fact, Tang En has always been curious about the old butler's true identity, but the other party didn't want to tell him, and his tone of voice was unclear when he asked. When I was pushed too hard, the most I could do was say, This is not something you can know now. Of course, Tang En had some vague guesses. He knew that the old housekeeper was not a virtual NPC, and he knew a lot about the world. He should have come from the same place as him...

Other than that, everything else is blank. After all, the old housekeeper didn't want to say that it was impossible for Tang En to torture him to extract a confession. In fact, if he hadn't suddenly seen this extremely familiar scene in the real world, Tang En would hardly be able to think of this issue now. Because with the improvement of strength, there are fewer and fewer places where the system space can help Tang En. As a result, the number of visits to the space will naturally decrease. Over time, curiosity will fade away...

Of course, now is not the time to think about this. After just thinking for a moment, Tang En waved his hand and opened the killer panel, dragged it directly to the column of killing skills, and looked at it intently.

Crazy Killing Feast: Beginner State - Under the rules, in the devil's world, there is no probability!

That's right, the reason why Tang En felt that the words of the skinny old man seemed familiar before was from here.

Tang En has been quite envious of this skill ever since it appeared. But the falling flowers are intentional and the flowing water is ruthless. No matter how sincerely Tang En understood the temptation, this skill was to be arrogant and ignore it, completely like a queen.

It was not that he had never pestered the old butler, but after that demonstration, the old butler also became arrogant. In addition to letting Tang En understand the secrets of the rules. No matter how Tang En secretly and overtly used his tricks, he just didn't fall for it and just pretended not to hear, blinding him with his passionate flattery...

After practicing it till now, Tang En has trained the other side teleportation that came out with this skill to a proficient stage, but it still has no response. To be honest, Tang En was a little frustrated and gave up. But who would have thought that in this small and inconspicuous farm, from the mouth of an old man who was mostly buried in the ground, Tang En got an epiphany opportunity and made a breakthrough in one fell swoop.

It’s true that fate plays tricks on people!

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Thinking with such emotion, Tang En stopped shaking his head and smiled, grinned again, walked to the old housekeeper expressionlessly, took off the book, and said stiffly: I think you need to give me an explanation!

No anger, no surprises. The old butler calmly folded the pages and placed them on the bench beside him. Then he raised his head and looked at Tang En calmly.

Pretend! Keep pretending! I'll see how you deceive me this time. Pointing at the skill introduction of Slaughter Feast on the killer's panel, Tang En's anger surged and he became furious. What did you say at the time? If you want to understand this skill, you only need to understand the first half of the sentence. All you need to know is the secret of the rules... I'll go! I foolishly believed it and imagined that I would get nothing for half a year. But after the old man said it, Half a sentence. I realized it immediately! Do you dare to say that this is not a joke to me?

I saw that specious skill introduction for the first time before, 'Under the rules, in the devil's world, there is no probability! ’ The old butler did say that if you want to understand this skill, you only need to read the first half of the sentence and know the secret of the rules. But now Tang En has made a breakthrough because of the second half of the sentence. How can this not make him angry... I have been thinking hard like a fool for the past six months. I just barely thought about it and went astray. Isn't it as useful as an old man's casual emotion?

This damn thing is absolutely intolerable!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he said directly, Old housekeeper, let me tell you, I will stop talking today. If you don't say anything, I will, I will... After thinking for a while, Tang En was a little dumbfounded. Because he found that he could not threaten the old housekeeper staying in the space at all. And let’s take a step back. Even if this is in the real world, it is obvious who threatens whom...

Of course, that's all. Tang En had to hold on no matter what.

Slapping his palm, I'm going to come in here and chat with you every day, and I'll bore you to death!

I don't know whether it was because the threat was too strong, or after watching Tang En's one-man show, the old butler spoke, still in a calm and calm tone: You just listened to a story, let's listen to a fable.

kindness?

Two young men wanted to climb the mountain, but when they came to the foot of the mountain, they found that there were two roads. One was rugged and narrow, and the other was wide and flat. They didn't know which way could lead to the top of the mountain. Fortunately, a woodcutter came down from the mountain. The woodcutter readily pointed to the flat and wide road and told them that this was the road that could reach the top of the mountain in the shortest time. The woodcutter was telling the truth. A young man believed it and climbed up the steps along this mountain road. . The other young man didn’t believe it and walked into the rugged and narrow path. As a result, the man who took the flat and wide path failed to reach the top of the mountain because he was too stupid and lazy. But the man who took the rugged path overcame thorns and thorns, After a lot of hard work, we finally managed to reach the top of the mountain by accident.

Then what? Looking at the old butler who picked up the book again, Tang En asked inexplicably, Shouldn't there be a summary and irony? And there is something wrong with your fable. The result is not that people who should take a smooth road reach the top of the mountain. That Do doubtful people get stuck halfway?”

This is the end. If you really want to know the follow-up... The old butler didn't even raise his head. After the young man who reached the top of the mountain came down, he laughed at his companions who had taken the easy way, and then found the woodcutter and questioned him angrily. Why try to trick them by pointing out a wrong way.”

What do you want to say...eh? Suddenly, Tang En understood. His whole face seemed to be buried in a vat of chili peppers, his expression changing like a storm, and it was burning.

Obviously, the woodcutter represents the old housekeeper. Those two young men were actually talking about one person, that is, Tang En.

The woodcutter pointed out the right path. Just as the old butler told Tang En before, starting from the secrets of the rules is the shortcut to understanding the skill of this crazy killing feast.

The two young men set off on separate roads. The one who took the smooth road should have reached the top of the mountain easily, but because he was too stupid and lazy, he was unable to reach his destination. This represents Tang En before today, and it is also the old butler who is mocking him for his poor comprehension ability and turning a shortcut into a dead end.

And the young man who walked the rugged path was originally unable, or rather difficult, to reach the top of the mountain. But due to some bad luck, I arrived by accident. This is just like Tang En who was extremely lucky to understand the skill after hearing the skinny old man's lament not long ago.

As for the follow-up, the young man who stepped on the shit asked the woodcutter why he lied to them...Twain looked down at his questioning finger, then looked at the calm old housekeeper, his fingers bent, and in an instant He retracted and touched his nose, Hehe...hehe... Well, the weather today is nice, it's quite suitable for reading. I won't bother you, please take your time and read...

What a slap in the face - Flash!

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In the real world, when I opened my eyes, a black shadow suddenly shrouded my eyes, and I instantly leaned back: I'll go...what do you want to do?

Covering his forehead with one hand, Lansha put one hand in front of Tang En's eyes. He stopped and said matter-of-factly: The meat is roasted. I called you several times but you didn't respond. I've almost finished eating and you're still sleeping, so I thought you were having another attack.

Where are you? I told you it's okay...where is the uncle?

He helped him into the house and fell asleep. The mental stimulation he received was too great. After a pause, Lansha shook his head. If nothing unexpected happens, I won't live long. This is not Lansha's curse, but an objective fact. Killing your own child with your own hands, even though you know that the other person deserves death, you will definitely not feel good in your heart. Furthermore, it is indeed difficult for an isolated elderly person to survive without care.

Tang En nodded and said nothing. Just make a mental note of this place. After deciding to go back to the Gray Army's garrison, he asked the army's logistics team responsible for the families of soldiers to include the old man and enjoy the treatment of the family members of martyrs. As for the sacrificial soldier, of course it was Hansen...

Okay, come and try my craft. Anyone from the Northern Wilderness knows how to barbecue, and their level is not low. Even Lan Sha, who was born into a noble family, was no exception. He raised his hand and walked out of the house, After eating, hurry up and set off. I found out about the location. The Gray Army's garrison is very close to here. It's only a few dozen kilometers away, separated by the surrounding Bran. The army...you have to find a way to solve this.

Tang En nodded to indicate that he understood, and then watched Lan Sha walk out of the house. Suddenly he was stunned: Where are you going?

Next door, wash up and dress up.

dress up?

Of course, I am a guest. Do you want me to appear dirty in front of your friends? By the way... When he walked to the door, he thought of something, turned around and asked, Where did you put the cloth rope before? ?”

It's lost, what do you want that thing for?

Forget it, I'll find another one. Please. We will break through Bran's army later. What if you accidentally lose me in the chaos. Lansha's voice came from outside the wall.

Uh. How is that possible... Besides, with Mr. Ba watching, even if it's lost, you're still safe and sound... Tang En shook his head inexplicably. After waking up, Lan Sha acted a little nervous.

In fact, Tang En's feeling was right, and this was just the beginning.

Later, Tang En tasted the pain of waiting for a woman to dress up. Lan Sha said that he would leave as soon as possible after finishing the meal, but after Tang En swept all the remaining barbecue into his stomach and drank a few cans of home-brewed ale, Lan Sha still did not appear. When I asked next door, the answer was that it would be fine in a while.

Tang En wasn't sure how long the moment in the woman's heart lasted. He only knew that when the sun that had been hanging above her head dropped to a height that was visible, Lansha still hadn't come out...

Finally, when the line of sight was at a forty-five-degree angle to the sun, Lansha came out. After leaving Zhuangzi, I was bombarded with a series of questions. For example, is your combed hair loose, is there dust on your face, is there anything wrong with your clothing, etc. After finally coping with it, less than a quarter of an hour later, Lan Sha asked again if her hair was loose and if there was dust on her face...

Tang En is going crazy, really! He even began to wonder whether to enter the system space again, and would rather face the old butler's endlessly mocking poker face...

Stop it! When Lansha repeatedly asked the question about his image for the fifth time, Tang En finally couldn't bear it anymore and decisively resorted to the ultimate trick of changing the subject, I forgot to discuss before, how should I introduce the Gray Army to the army? you?

Whatever, as long as you don't say I'm from the Northern Wilderness. Lansha replied casually without turning his head, holding the mirror he borrowed from the village. It was obvious that her attention at this time was only on the square mirror.

Then let's say she is the daughter of a wealthy businessman who I rescued from bandits on the way back, okay? Your name doesn't need to be changed, and your image is almost consistent. Just pay attention to restraining your temperament. In fact, Tang En's original The plan was to put on a disguise for Lansha to make her less dazzling. But now looking at Lansha who was competing with a hair on his head, Tang En thought about it and gave up the idea very wisely...

However, from this hesitant but comprehensive answer, it was clear that Tang En was definitely not a random question that came to his mind.

But Lan Sha, who was so smart, was completely distracted. He raised his hand casually and replied simply and repeatedly: Whatever.

I'll go... grinning, Tang En was helpless. After hesitating for a moment, he finally said what he really wanted to say: Well, Lansha, you know, Josiah is my lover, so I will not hide your true identity from her......

This is the temptation. Tang En is not a fool. Besides, no matter which man sees a woman calling his name in her dream, he can't help but think about all kinds of things, let alone Tang En who always likes to think wildly?

Tang En may not fully understand Lansha's thoughts, but he knows that the other party should have a good impression of him. However, Tang En thought that this good impression was not strong. After all, he and Lan Sha had not been together for long. To be honest, this was the first time they had met since he escaped from the Northern Wasteland Imperial City. It was with this thought in mind that Tang En agreed to bring Lan Sha to the Gray Army's station.

Of course, no matter what the idea was, Tang En felt the need to nip it in the bud. The reason is simple, there is his real lover, Josiah, among the Gray Army!

However, Lan Sha turned around inexplicably: I know, I didn't ask you to hide it from her, just say what you have to say... Hmm? Why are you looking at me like that? My hair is messed up again?

Oh, no. Looking at Lansha who didn't care, Tang En touched his nose, looked away, and at the same time retracted the words that slipped to his lips.

Tang En didn't completely believe Lansha's current expression. As long as the latter was in a normal state, even he wouldn't be able to tell any clues from his expression. But from another point of view, if the other party really doesn’t have this intention, and he refuses directly, isn’t that automatically sentimental...

Okay, Tang En is confused...

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