Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha

One of the biggest mistakes in Tobirama's life was to bring together two like-minded guys, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Jiraiya.

From then on, Konoha had a pair of master and apprentice who were annoying to everyone.

These two natural troublemakers, wherever they went, there was no peace, and they became a terrifying existence that everyone in Konoha avoided and even dogs had to avoid.

The two did not do any serious work, and completely forgot their identities and responsibilities as combat ninjas and combat ninja reserve.

They threw the ninja training that Tobirama and Fukasaku Sennin had told them to forget, and devoted themselves to the vigorous literary and artistic creation.

In order to find inspiration, two stinky monkeys, one big and one small, began to play pranks everywhere, making Konoha restless.

They graffitied at the head of the village and made noise at the end of the village, causing complaints from the villagers, and were chased and beaten by Uchiha police officers every day.

However, the monkey's suicidal behavior actually made the reputation of the Uchiha police officers begin to rise rapidly, just because they beat him the hardest.

But the most incredible thing is that amid the villagers' scolding, Sarutobi Hiruzen's inspiration actually erupted like a volcano, and he wrote one cheesy love poem after another without stopping, and soon he finished a thick book!

Of course, this kind of diarrhea-like update is doomed, and his cheesy love poems, which were already very bad, are now even worse than they can be seen.

But no matter what, they finally completed the second part of the evil poetry collection before Shenyue's birthday.

When Sarutobi Hiruzen, with shy and uneasy feelings, hesitated and almost at a loss, handed the self-published poetry collection to Shenyue, Shenyue didn't want to read it at all.

But when this stinky monkey said that he would print hundreds of copies of this poetry collection and give them to the villagers for free, her heart skipped a beat and she immediately stopped and turned around.

She knew how bad Sarutobi Hiruzen's poems were! If he printed hundreds of copies and gave them away for free...

Kamizuki couldn't even imagine what kind of horrible scene that would be!

After snatching the book from Sarutobi's hand, Kamzuki took a deep breath and prepared herself mentally before turning the page with difficulty. Then, her face instantly turned darker than the bottom of a pot.

".... You want to give this thing away?"

"Of course!"

Seeing that his beloved had finally read his masterpiece, Sarutobi blushed, completely immersed in a dreamy pink bubble, immersed in the joy of self-intoxication.

Just when he was happily expecting Kamzuki to be touched by his hard work, a cold and murderous intent gathered on Kamzuki.

"This is my hard work, the fruit of my love, I...ah!"

Just as Sarutobi Hiruzen continued to express his feelings with an almost exaggerated aria, Shenyue suddenly took action.

The vines and branches generated by the Wood Release tied Sarutobi Hiruzen up tightly, absorbing his chakra at the same time, making him unable to resist, and even Jiraiya beside him was not spared and was also tied up.

"Shin, Shenyue?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was panicked. When he looked up and met Shenyue's cold eyes, the cold halo reflected in them made him shiver involuntarily.

Although Shenyue looked heroic, she was simply an iceberg beauty, exuding an awe-inspiring beauty, but in the monkey's heart, there was only one thought that was wildly echoing-

I'm afraid my life will be explained here!

........

"Shinzuki, Lady Shinzuki, I'm sorry, I was wrong! Please have mercy and spare my life!"

"Wuwuwu, Sister Shinzuki, please let me go! I'm still a child!"

At this moment, Shinzuki was sitting on the back of the wooden dragon, 10,000 meters above Konoha.

The huge body of the wooden dragon shuttled through the clouds, like a fish swimming in water, it was really uncomfortable.

Jiraiya was tied firmly to the broad back of the wooden dragon by the wood escape technique, his body jumped up and down with the wooden dragon, and he could only scream helplessly.

In contrast, Sarutobi Hiruzen was not as lucky as him.

He was tightly held by the huge mouth of the wooden dragon, hanging upside down in the air, his feet were stuck by the wooden dragon's sharp teeth, and his body was tied up by the wood escape technique, completely unable to move.

"Kamizuki, please spare me, I won't dare to do it again!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi's voice was trembling, fear and despair intertwined, he closed his eyes tightly, and didn't dare to look down at all.

Once he looked down from this height, he could clearly see the constantly changing clouds under his feet, and the Hokage Rock below the clouds, which he could barely see roughly, as well as the miniature Konoha and the ant-like crowd at the very bottom..

If they fall from this height, they will be smashed into pulp!

"Let you go? Humph, I don't want to."

After saying that, Shen Yue gently patted Mu Long's back, and Mu Long immediately understood, and immediately turned his body in the air and began to play happily.

Sometimes he soared into the sky, sometimes he dived rapidly, and sometimes he dropped suddenly. The whole process was thrilling, just like riding a roller coaster, but it was countless times more exciting than a roller coaster.

Shen Yue couldn't help screaming, and then laughed loudly, feeling very satisfied, but Sarutobi Hiruzen and Jiraiya, who were tied up by her, could not enjoy this kind of excitement at all.

They only felt that their hearts were about to jump out of their chests. Every time Mu Long flipped and dived, they not only screamed and almost died, but also their consciousness was blurred, as if they were going to tear their souls out of their bodies.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh help me!"

The two screamed heartbreakingly, but unfortunately no one could hear their cries for help in the sky.

Only the little devil Shenyue continued to drive the wooden dragon and continued to perform various difficult flying movements.

Gradually, a large group of curious people gathered under the huge body of the wooden dragon.

Due to the distance and height restrictions, they could not see the hanging Sarutobi Hiruzen and Jiraiya at all, nor could they hear their screams.

Just by seeing the majestic and beautiful dragon from afar, the villagers knew that this was Shenyue's wood escape creation. At the moment, they just thought that Shenyue was playing and smiled.

Among the many onlookers, the only Hyuga clan member who could see the two people calling for help also tacitly pretended that they saw nothing.

When Hashirama followed them and looked up at the sky happily, he was frightened to death after taking a closer look, and shouted:

"Kamizuki, spare the monkey!"

After that, Hashirama hurriedly pinched a wooden dragon, jumped up, turned over and rode on the dragon's back, and rushed towards Kamzuki.

Kamzuki glanced at him unhappily, thought about it, and patted the dragon under him.

The wooden dragon instantly understood, opened its huge mouth, and loosened the restraint on Sarutobi Hiruzen.

In this way, Sarutobi Hiruzen began to free fall and fell down screaming.

"Poet!!!"

Jiraiya watched this scene and screamed at the top of his lungs. At this time, he still remembered to call Sarutobi Hiruzen the poet.

"I'll, I'll catch you!"

Hashirama saw this scene, and cold sweat soaked his entire back.

But at this critical moment, he still showed the strength and calmness of a ninja god, controlled the wooden dragon, and accurately caught the monkey falling from the sky.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who fell from mid-air and landed heavily on the back of another wooden dragon, was almost the same as falling to the ground.

Although he didn't die directly from the fall, it was enough to take away most of his life. His face was as pale as paper and he vomited a mouthful of blood.

"Tsk!"

Seeing Hashirama successfully catch the monkey, Shenyue said unhappily.

She actually wanted to try it a long time ago to see if this dead monkey would die from the fall.

Anyway, she estimated that with his cockroach-like vitality, even if he really fell, he probably wouldn't die.

"Shenyue, how could you do this?"

After rescuing the monkey with difficulty and putting Jiraiya down, Hashirama was rarely angry, his face was terribly gloomy. This was the first time he showed such an unhappy expression in front of Shenyue.

However, Shen Yue just blinked. Although her face showed no expression, her eyes showed a sense of pity, and Hashirama's heart softened on the spot.

"Shen Yue, did Monkey upset you again?"

Seeing that Hashirama's attitude had obviously softened, Shen Yue directly stuffed the "evidence" into his hand.

Hashirama took the poetry collection in doubt and read it carefully. As he turned the pages, his face became more and more ugly, and his spirit received 120,000 points of attack.

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and slammed the book shut, shouting angrily:

"Monkey is too much!"

......

This storm ended in an extremely absurd way.

After being rescued by Hashirama, Monkey was immediately beaten up mercilessly by Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama, and was beaten to death.

As for Sarutobi Hiruzen's second poetry collection, it was also on the blacklist of Konoha's banned books. Madara even directly ordered that no publisher would be allowed to privately print and distribute the stinky monkey's books in the future!

Izuna was also not in a good mood and used this matter to ridicule Tobirama in various ways, as if he wanted to ridicule all the ridicules Tobirama made on his brother:

"Watch your apprentices carefully! You are a mediocre teacher. If you can't teach, don't mislead the students!"

"....."

To Izuna's ridicule, what can Tobirama do?

Tobirama could only beat the stinky monkey to death. While beating him, he thought with extreme grief and anger:

How could this shameful thing be saved by the eldest brother? It might as well fall to death!

Fortunately, the big event that happened next attracted everyone's attention, and Sarutobi Hiruzen escaped and temporarily escaped the dilemma of being "hunted down" by everyone-

Shenyue's birthday is finally here!

Although Tsunade's birthday is also very grand, it is undoubtedly inferior to Shenyue's birthday, and it is not a heavyweight at all.

Tsunade's birthday is a major event in the village, but Shenyue's birthday has become a major event that the entire ninja world takes seriously.

Originally, the Moon Viewing Festival on August 15 was an important festival, but now in Konoha, the part of celebrating Shenyue's birthday completely overwhelms the part of the Moon Viewing Festival, and this day is almost renamed Shenyue Festival.

In previous years, celebrating Shenyue’s birthday was already a big event in Konoha, but this year is even more special.

The reason is simple. With Madara becoming the second generation Hokage, Shenyue’s status has been raised to a higher level.

In the past, she was a princess of the Land of Fire, and now she is a princess of the Konoha Ninja Kingdom. She is also the niece of the first generation Hokage, the disciple of the second generation Hokage, and the youngest assistant Hokage in history.

What is a good family? This is a good family!

However, Shenyue’s birthday celebration this year did have a big mess.

Seeing that Shenyue is getting older, some smart people in the ninja world began to think crookedly.

In addition to normal gifts, they also sent a group of handsome men and beautiful women ingeniously, all kinds of types, just in case Shenyue doesn’t like it.

It’s just that when this pink and green, enchanting, obedient, coolly dressed, and vivid "gift" was sent to Konoha in a grand manner, the whole Konoha was shocked!

The villagers' heads really committed suicide for a moment. They racked their brains but couldn't figure it out--

What kind of intelligence can come up with such a bad idea?

But the most angry person is Madara, who has always regarded Shen Yue as a jewel in his palm.

"Get out!!!"

Uchiha Madara was furious, his roar shook the earth, and his Sharingan and Samsara eyes glared out together.

A strong murderous intent spread around him. If Hashirama hadn't stopped him, he would have burned all these beautiful boys and girls into skewers!

"Madara, calm down! These children are also innocent victims!"

Hashirama used all his strength to barely hold back the manic Madara. Looking at these young men and women who were frightened by Uchiha Madara and trembling with ashes, he couldn't help but show pity.

"The one who sent them here is the one who deserves to die!"

"Brother, what Hashirama said is indeed right."

Although Izuna also had a gloomy face and her fists were clenched, she also followed Hashirama to persuade him:

"Send these people back, don't let Shenyue know about this."

After repeated persuasion from Hashirama and Izuna, Madara finally calmed down from his rage. He had to admit that what Hashirama said was indeed reasonable.

So he snorted coldly, his eyes were as sharp as a knife, but he no longer entangled with this group of innocent "chess pieces".

These boys and girls who were sent here were repatriated one by one under the surveillance of Konoha. As for the people who sent them here, they were all included in Konoha's must-kill blacklist without exception, and what awaited them would be Konoha's ruthless pursuit.

After learning about this, the senior officials of the four major countries were secretly glad that they had escaped.

In fact, they had had similar ideas a long time ago, wanting to curry favor with Shenyue by sending people, but they did not dare to put it into practice after all.

Afterwards, Reito, Ai and Hozuki sighed in private, fortunately, the old fox Shihe was smart and let them give up this idea in advance, otherwise they would probably face the wrath of Konoha at this moment!

But it was strange that the old guy didn't take this opportunity to watch them jump into the pit.

Shihe just laughed at this, saying that everyone is on the same boat now. If other villages are gone, only his Iwagakure Village will be left to jump in front of Konoha.

That life will not be easy.