Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha
Chapter 265
As Hashirama's "agent", Tobirama rarely smiled, and his smile was completely wicked, as if he had a great revenge -
He had always been a slave to Hashirama, but now, it was finally the other way around!
Ever since his brother started working as a poster boy for Konoha, a large number of people from non-governmental organizations and enterprises came to him, offering him a lot of wages and advertising fees, and wanted to bring Hashirama over to work as their employees for a day.
How could Tobirama miss such an opportunity to make money? He immediately sold his elder brother out.
At first, Hashirama was quite happy.
Compared to being locked up in the Hokage building all day and facing a mountain of documents, being able to do some physical work under the sun was a real treat for him.
It was really nice to have something to do every day and be surrounded by enthusiastic villagers.
But Hashirama obviously underestimated the greed of his good brother Tobirama.
Over the years, Tobirama has become a greedy capitalist. He has been oppressing his subordinates for so long that he has a set of exploitation experience.
Now that Hashirama has finally fallen into his hands, he must let him see the horror of being a slave to the capitalists!
These days, Tobirama has been making a lot of money and working efficiently.
Under the investigation of Kakuzu, the golden lackey, it didn't take long for Tobirama to fill Hashirama's schedule, even down to the detailed planning of every hour, including where to work.
From six in the morning until twelve in the middle of the night, except for six hours of sleep, he changes more than ten jobs a day and works eight hours a day. In short, everything is arranged!
Hashirama is simply Tobirama's slave. He works hard for his brother all day long. The first generation has become a generation of working emperors. It's really to the extent that Madara will shed tears when he sees it.
Of course, these tears must be from Madara's laughter.
However, Hashirama is not a fuel-saving lamp.
He was always good at fooling his younger brother. Seeing that there was no more work to do, he simply created several wooden clones to work for Tobirama instead of himself.
But if Tobirama was really so easily fooled by Hashirama, he would not be the ruthless chief steward of Konoha. Not long after, he discovered Hashirama's little trick.
But Tobirama thought about it and found that this trick was actually quite good. More cattle and horses could squeeze out a lot of money!
So recently, a strange scene appeared in Konoha Village:
Many Hashirama were busy on the streets, handing out flyers, doing sales, coaxing children, doing all kinds of work. This scene was comparable to the seventh generation in a certain time and space.
Of course, Hashirama was still a little more clever than Naruto.
While the clones were working, his real body would hide in a corner, leisurely drinking tea, reading newspapers, and playing with children, secretly congratulating himself on his intelligence-
Sacrificing only a few wooden clones, he was able to deal with both Tobirama and the advertisers at the same time. Oh, he was really smart!
But whether Hashirama was really smart or not is not the point, Tobirama definitely made a lot of money!
Looking at the advertising fees and share earned from advertisers, he was really happy. He would not give Hashirama a penny, but put it all into his own laboratory.
As we all know, scientific research is a bottomless pit.
All the money that Tobirama squeezed from his brother was used to support his research projects.
In a sense, the hobbies of the brothers are very expensive.
On the day Hashirama worked in the milk tea shop, a long line formed in front of the shop.
There is an endless stream of customers coming here, both men and women, young and old, and even those "salty party" who are not interested in sweets on weekdays have come to join in the fun. It is definitely a "net celebrity shop" that Konoha must check in.
Hashirama, dressed in a shop assistant uniform, was a little flustered, clumsily making milk tea in front of the bar.
Anyone who likes to drink milk tea can see at a glance that his movements are actually very unskilled. He got several steps wrong and mixed up, and he also likes to add sugar and small ingredients randomly. As expected, the final product is terrible.
But everyone is indifferent to this. No matter what it tastes like, everyone wants to drink a cup of Hashirama's special handmade milk tea.
The point is not the milk tea, but Hashirama's special handmade. As long as they don't die from drinking it, they will definitely drink it and praise it to the sky.
Some people are even more exaggerated. They don't even drink it, but take it home directly for worship.
"Make tea, add milk, add sugar..."
Hashirama kept repeating himself, like a mantra, trying to make milk tea according to the steps in his memory.
But this was obviously useless. Hashirama's actions became more and more dependent on intuition, and he randomly mixed various ingredients.
After making dozens of cups of milk tea in a row, Hashirama's brain was completely messed up, and he even lost the most basic thinking ability.
Look at the dark food in his hand, and then look at the seemingly endlessThe long queue made Hashirama feel sick. The life of a worker is really hard!
Alas, when can I get off work?
"Pearl milk tea, with sugar and ice, three cups!"
Just then, a familiar sweet voice suddenly came from in front of him. Hashirama, who had a dull look in his eyes, suddenly came back to his senses, raised his head in surprise, and smiled:
"Banara, Kamatsuki, Izuna, you are here too!"
How could Kamatsuki and Madara not come to join in the excitement of Hashirama?
And when these two came, Izuna came with them.
But in fact, he also wanted to see how Hashirama made milk tea.
Seeing this, the people around them gave them space, and watched the two Hokage meet in this inconspicuous milk tea shop with excitement and curiosity.
Wow, is this the milk tea they can drink?
Specially made by the first generation, the second generation and Shenyue, this milk tea is so fashionable, valuable and prestigious, it is simply heavenly food!
The crowd became more excited instantly, and the number of people queuing increased several times compared to before.
The only one who could be more excited than them was the owner of the milk tea shop.
Just by spending the money to invite Hashirama, so many people came, the line was almost outside the village, and Shenyue and Madara were attracted. The advertising fee was directly saved by two large sums, and a bastard child of Izuna was also given as a gift.
This money was really worth it!
Soon, three cups of milk tea specially made by Hashirama were freshly baked. At first glance, they looked decent, and the aroma of milk tea was so fragrant that people couldn't help but want to taste it.
Shenyue couldn't wait to take a cup, took a sip of milk tea, smacked her lips, and then her face fell instantly.
With a nauseous feeling, she tried to taste it twice, and couldn't help sticking out her tongue, judging sharply:
"It's not good, too light, and it has a strange taste, ugh!"
"Eh, eh, is it really that bad?"
Hashirama was sweating profusely. If this was the most true evaluation of his special milk tea, then what happened to the group of people who praised the taste just now?
But think about it, Hashirama didn't have much talent for cooking. He, like Madara and Kamatsuki, was a super master in the kitchen.
It was simply a luxury to expect that the milk tea he made by intuition would taste good.
Out of politeness and damn curiosity, Izuna took the milk tea and took a sip carefully.
Then, Izuna's eyebrows immediately frowned, with a disgusted expression on his face, and decisively pushed the milk tea aside.
Only Madara didn't seem to care about the taste of the milk tea. He drank it mouthful by mouthful, and actually finished the whole cup.
Shenyue and Izuna were stunned. Did Madara's sense of taste fail?
Is this, is this the power of friendship?
.......
After dealing with the poisonous milk tea specially made by Hashirama, Shenyue, Madara and Izuna chatted for a few words and left.
If they stayed any longer, I'm afraid that all the villagers in Konoha would come to watch, and the scene would definitely become more crowded and chaotic.
The three Uchiha didn't like crowded places. Surrounded by strangers, they instinctively tightened their faces, and looked very much like the Uchiha temperament of keeping strangers away.
Just after they walked a short distance, Shenyue recalled the milk tea employee Hashirama who had just seen, and suddenly couldn't help laughing:
"It's so funny!"
She laughed while recalling the scene just now, while Madara was holding his stomach with a pale face. His whole spirit collapsed instantly, and he immediately bought a cup of normal milk tea to wash his stomach.
Madara's face was ugly. After drinking a whole cup of normal milk tea in one breath, he angrily commented on Hashirama's cooking skills:
"Bah, it's so unpalatable!"
From this, it can be seen that the power of friendship will not make people's taste buds fail.
Compared with this funny master and apprentice, Izuna is much more serious.
After the surrounding environment quieted down, he unconsciously fell into deep thought, and then he found that this trick was actually very useful.
Hashirama's popularity is recognized to be good. No matter where he goes, he can cause a sensation. He is just like a human-shaped lucky cat.
Even the bad reputation of the police department was pulled up by him alone. Even the Uchiha clan members love him, their former enemy.
It can be said that as long as Hashirama is there, Konoha will be twisted into a rope.
Izuna even thought darkly that it was a good thing that Hashirama gave up his position, otherwise, in terms of popularity and affinity, Madara really can't compare!
Now that I think about it, since Hashirama has such a charismatic personality, he is indeed very suitable for the job of a poster boy. With him around, Konoha's reputation can at least be raised several times, and the economy can be boosted. At least it is better than sitting in an office all day without doing anything.Everything will be much better.
He will have to borrow Hashirama some other day to help promote it.
After that, after returning to the Hokage Building, the three of them started a new round of work.
With the establishment of the Ninja Country, the five-village joint Chunin Exam completely withdrew from the stage of history.
Originally, this extremely difficult muscle-showing competition was unreasonable if it was simply for the selection of Chunin.
The reason is that the difficulty is too high. If the Chunin of the village depends entirely on this selection, how few new Chunins will be added that year?
Therefore, after the joint Chunin Exam every year, each village often holds it again in private, but this is really troublesome.
Madara simply abolished this joint exam, and the other villages naturally had no objection.
However, the league between the five major countries is still very necessary. From now on, the elite competition between the Jonin will be held regularly.
Madara said proudly:
"What's the point of messing with a child? If you want to fight, let the adults compete."
Shen Yue thought, this should be just like the Olympics.
Then the Scientific Ninja Tool Exchange Conference is the World Expo of the Ninja World?
Speaking of scientific ninja tools, Shen Yue just received a sweeping puppet sent by Chiyo for free these days.
She took it and saw that this so-called sweeping puppet actually looked like a cylindrical trash can.
According to Shen Yue's requirements, a very cute and vivid black cat pattern was painted on the wooden shell of the puppet, and there was also the Uchiha clan emblem on the back, and a pair of cat ears on the top of the cylinder.
However, all these fancy modifications could not hide the fact that it was actually a sweeping robot.
Shen Yue was very disappointed. It turned out that this was the so-called customization. She thought it could be made into a cat directly!
The ninja world is progressing, technology is developing, and people's hearts are becoming more and more cunning. Now even the bumpkins in the Sand Village have learned false propaganda!
However, Shen Yue was still curious. After receiving the item, she tried it out immediately. The trash can really started to move forward, and the suction cups at the bottom collected all the trash along the way.
It really is a sweeping robot!
After sighing, Shen Yue looked at Chiyo who was delivering the item and asked curiously:
"Is this really a puppet? In my impression, don't puppeteers use chakra lines to control puppets to fight?"
Chiyo, who came to deliver the item, didn't dare to neglect this ancestor. She didn't care about the information leak and quickly explained to Shen Yue:
"We referred to the design ideas of scientific ninja tools and made something like a core for the puppet."
Speaking of which, Chiyo participated in the design of this batch of sweeping puppets.
She pointed to Shen Yue's sweeping puppet, indicating that the part on the top that looked like a trash can was indeed used to hold garbage, and the really important puppet core was actually hidden in the lower layer.
This batch of products is quite simple, and the core is only responsible for providing chakra and mobility. It's just that the Sand Ninjas added a small mechanism to sweep the floor when moving, and then refurbished this failed product and sold it as a sweeping puppet.
"Although it's useless now, it will definitely be very useful in the future! Lord Shenyue, think about it, if this technology is developed in the future, won't it be possible to make a large number of puppets that can run and move without the operation of the owner?"
Chiyo's eyes lit up. The Sand Village has already regarded scientific ninja tools as important as puppetry. She has also learned a lot from Shamon and Tobirama.
Chiyo already looks down on the traditional puppetry that uses chakra lines to control puppets.
Unconsciously, she has also embarked on a completely different path from her original destiny.
"This is really amazing, it's a new technology!"
Shenyue listened with relish. In the Sand Village that specializes in puppetry, scientific ninja tools have really made great progress, and there are even concepts such as drones.
She made up her mind that Konoha should also pay attention to the development of scientific ninja tools and must not let other villages fall behind!
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