Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha

"You ignorant brat, get back here!"

Jiraiya had just run out a short distance when he was caught by the suspicious red-haired man behind him. He was so scared that he screamed, but the old man covered his mouth.

The red-haired old man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, his face flushed and gradually turned blue. He was helpless not only against Jiraiya, but also against all the children in Konoha.

Why are these kids so smart? Why is it so difficult to fool a child these days!

No, he must know why!

As soon as the old man let go of his hand, Jiraiya struggled and shouted:

"Old liar, let me go!"

Although the old man grabbed the collar of the little Jiraiya and lifted him up in the air, he still struggled desperately, cursing in his mouth, which was very unpleasant.

The red-haired old man was also furious. His eyes were wide open and he looked unconvinced:

"Little bastard, tell me, how can I be a liar?"

"You want money!"

Jiraiya glared at him angrily, but the old man smiled contemptuously:

"Young man, how can something you can get for free be a good thing?"

"Although my things are expensive, they are definitely worth the money."

Jiraiya's eyes widened, and his little head was confused for a while, muttering in his heart:

This old man, what he said seems to make some sense!

"Old liar, didn't you say that I have a strange bone structure?"

Jiraiya's eyes rolled around, and he still asked unwillingly:

"Then tell me, how am I so unusual?"

The red-haired old man looked Jiraiya up and down until Jiraiya was scared.

Then, the old man nodded seriously and commented with a righteous face:

"Look at you, under your hair are eyebrows, under your eyebrows are eyes, the nose is under your eyes, and the mouth is under your nose!"

"Two ears, two eyebrows, two eyes, one mouth, and one nose, this domineering and extraordinary appearance proves that you are extraordinary!"

Jiraiya was completely stunned when he heard it, and his brain, which had not yet fully developed, was completely stuck.

After he recovered, he thought carefully and realized that what this man said made some sense, and it was really the case!

"Master!"

This time, Jiraiya was completely convinced. He hugged the red-haired old man's arm tightly, with pleading light in his eyes:

"Master, please, sell the scroll to me at a discount!"

"Little friend, people like me are actually not short of money."

The old man smiled slightly, with a hint of cunning in his eyes, playing a trick of playing hard to get.

Sure enough, the little fish took the bait, and Jiraiya asked puzzledly:

"Why did you take my money?"

"I'm looking for your sincerity."

The old man pretended to sigh deeply:

"For this kind of thing, sincerity is needed."

Then he looked at little Jiraiya with contempt, shook his head and sighed:

"You are like this, you don't have wisdom."

"But I'm still a child, I really don't have that much money!"

Jiraiya wailed Kira, he was a four-year-old kid, he hadn't received New Year's money for a few years, how could he get together a huge sum of 9,000 Konoha coins!

The red-haired old man thought about it, and it was true, so he said:

"Since meeting is fate, I'll give you a 50% discount."

But even if the 9,000 Konoha coins were discounted by 50%, the remaining 4,500 was still a huge sum that Jiraiya couldn't afford.

He looked at the old man pitifully, almost begging with his eyes:

"Can you give me a 10% discount!"

As expected, Jiraiya was kicked out by the old man.

"Remember, sincerity is the key, young man, I'll wait for you here!"

The deceived Jiraiya ran home, hurriedly rummaged through the boxes, collected all the pocket money and New Year's money, and carefully counted them over and over again.

Of course, he didn't have enough money.

Four thousand five hundred Konoha coins, a huge sum of money!

Jiraiya's family is not a wealthy ninja clan. Although his family is not poor, even if his family can afford so much money, they will definitely not give it to him to buy scrolls.

After thinking it over, Jiraiya made up his mind and simply took all the money in his hand and ran to find Tsunade.

In the Uchiha clan, Tsunade, who was taking a rest while Madara and Tobirama were busy, was as tired as a dog. She lay in the shade and panted.

At this moment, Jiraiya jumped out from nowhere and got straight to the point:

"Tsunade, lend me money!"

"Get lost!!!"

Tsunade was in a bad mood after being tortured by these two devils, Madara and Tobirama. She just wanted to be alone for a while. How could she lend him money?

She waved her hand and told Jiraiya to get out of here. If he didn't leave, she would...I'm going to beat him up!

But at this moment, Jiraiya sneered and took out his treasured Konoha card from his pocket.

In an instant, Tsunade's eyes lit up, and she quickly got up from the ground, no longer panting, no longer tired, and instantly had strength.

"Tsunade, bet with me! I'll bet all my money!"

Jiraiya was full of confidence. After hearing this, Tsunade sneered and also took out the Konoha card she carried with her from her scroll.

"Jiraiya, you're doomed to lose!"

She responded proudly, looking like she was sure of winning.

Half an hour later, Tsunade, who had lost ten games in a row, was so painful that she pounded the ground, making big holes on the ground, and her roar echoed over the Uchiha clan.

"Ahhh!!!"

"Hehehe, finally got it together, Tsunade, thank you!"

Jiraiya was very proud. While counting the money in his hand, he did not forget to show off to Tsunade, and he still felt a little unsatisfied.

Playing cards with Tsunade is not challenging at all. This guy, his hands are really too stinky!

With the principal plus Tsunade's money, little Jiraiya left the scene happily.

"Damn it!"

Looking at Jiraiya's back, Tsunade growled angrily like a wolf.

Obviously, when she played cards with the great grandfather, it was a 50-50!

How could Jiraiya be better at playing cards than the great grandfather?

Her eyes were red, her left hand tightly grasped the remaining money, and her right hand held the Konoha cards, and she set out to find someone to play cards with.

She didn't believe this evil, could she continue to lose today?

"No matter what, I must win today!"

......

After earning enough money from Tsunade, Jiraiya ran back to the red-haired old man happily.

The old man really kept his promise and stayed there honestly, but his expression was a little impatient.

Seeing the handful of Konoha coins in Jiraiya's hand, the old man's attitude immediately changed 180 degrees, and he praised Jiraiya fiercely.

Amid the old man's praise, Jiraiya just smiled foolishly and handed over all the money in his hand that was not yet warm, and then he exchanged it for the scroll that was known as the secret of the ninja world.

After taking the scroll, Jiraiya immediately couldn't wait to open it and read it. Speaking of it, this was the first ninjutsu scroll he had in his life.

Then he found that he couldn't understand it at all and didn't know how to use it.

The Uzumaki clan's store sells various scrolls, but they are four or five-year-old kids, so they can't even enter the store, let alone see it up close.

Although Jiraiya didn't know what it was, the old man didn't lie. This was indeed a scroll of the summoning technique, of course, it was the kind that didn't specify a summoned beast.

He wasn't worried that Jiraiya might cause a big mess. After all, with the strength of a four-year-old child, at most he could summon some small animals like ninja cats, ninja dogs, or ninja turtles.

And once they saw that the summoner was a four-year-old kid, the summoned beasts would definitely turn around and leave.

"Hey, old man, how do I use this thing?"

Jiraiya fiddled with the scroll in his hand, looking confused.

Fortunately, the old man's service attitude was pretty good. At least he provided basic after-sales service. He counted the money while patiently instructing Jiraiya.

Not long after, Jiraiya learned how to use it.

Just as Jiraiya was about to try the summoning technique, a strange voice suddenly came from behind:

"Old clan leader, why are you fooling the kids again?"

Little Jiraiya looked in the direction of the voice and saw a group of red-haired whirlpools surrounding him, their eyes skipping over him and focusing on the old man.

Seeing this, the red-haired old man realized that he had forgotten to use the Kagura Mind Eye to be on guard. He was about to escape, but was tied up tightly with chains by the group of red-haired tribesmen.

But the old man had been the head of the Uzumaki clan for so many years, and his sealing skills were really not to be underestimated. Not long after, he dissolved the sealing chains of the red-haired tribesmen one by one.

This scene made Jiraiya's heart surge, and he suddenly felt the excitement of digging up a treasure:

Wow, this is really a master!

After defeating all the Uzumaki juniors, the red-haired old man, uh no, Uzumaki Ashina smiled triumphantly.

But just as he was about to run away, Uzumaki Mito appeared behind the old man, grabbed his father by the collar, and dragged him towards the Konoha Hospital.

"Father, come with me to see the doctor!"

"Let me go, I'm not sick!"

Uzumaki Ashina was screaming at the top of her lungs, but the red-haired people around her just shook their heads and looked at the old patriarch with pity, thinking:

Poor old patriarch, he has lived too long and has Alzheimer's disease.

They looked at Jiraiya standing aside, and shook their heads even more-

You say he is stupid, he stillRemember to offer a high price and trick people into paying money;

You say he is smart, but he only cheats such young children, but how can such children pay so much money?

The result is that Uzumaki Ashina, who has Alzheimer's disease, didn't cheat a single child during the days he sought medical treatment in Konoha!

Under the inertial thinking, the red-haired people thought that the old patriarch failed to cheat the children, so they took him away directly.

And Jiraiya, the big fool who was successfully cheated of money by the Alzheimer's disease, was completely forgotten.

......

After the Uzumaki red-haired people left, Jiraiya stayed where he was and continued to fiddle with the scroll for a while.

According to the method given by Uzumaki Ashina, he formed a seal and pressed his palm on the scroll, imitating the Lord Hashirama in the melodrama - the super hero in his mind, and Jiraiya shouted loudly:

"Summoning Technique! I want to summon a super summoning beast!"

As soon as the voice fell, with a loud bang, Jiraiya's figure disappeared instantly.

He did draw the SSR, or in other words, it was all destined. No matter what time and space, Jiraiya would be connected with Myoboku Mountain.

But this time, he was really too young.

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

Jiraiya, who was involved in the time and space technique, burst into tears. He screamed and was vomited out by the time and space channel. From the sky above Myoboku Mountain, he fell directly onto the back of a dark red toad.

"What the hell, fleas?!"

Gamabunta, who was lazily basking in the sun and smoking, was startled by the sudden movement.

Just as it was about to stretch out its claws to catch the fleas, it suddenly felt a wetness on its back, and a foul smell spread from behind.

"Ugh——"

After experiencing an extreme jump that a four-year-old child could not bear, little Jiraiya vomited.

"Ahhh! My clothes!"

Bunta wailed and immediately caught the fleas on his back. Looking at the exhausted and half-dead little Jiraiya, he spit and cursed angrily:

"Where did this human brat come from?"

However, the dying little Jiraiya ignored it at all. Gamabunta looked mad and thought:

Where did this kid come from? He has a grudge against it, right? He vomited on it right away. If this gets out, won't he be laughed to death by the toads and the stinky snake Wanshe?

But remembering the instructions of the Immortal Fukasaku, Bunta could only barely control his temper and coax the human child who might be in the prophecy:

"Hey, kid, what's your name?"

Gamabunta's voice was still a little impatient, but his tone had softened a lot.

But for the four-year-old Jiraiya, facing such a huge toad - compared to his own size, it was like a small mountain, and it not only opened its bloody mouth, but also spoke human language...

"Monster ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Little Jiraiya rolled his eyes and fainted directly.

"You damn brat, wake up!"

The angry and mad Bunta finally obeyed the prophecy. He was not so angry that he swallowed the damn brat, but brought him to the two toad sages.

"Human child, you are finally here!"

The Immortal Fukasaku, who was squatting on a high place, turned around pretending to be deep, and was about to leave a good impression on the son of prophecy mentioned by the big toad sage.

But when it turned around and looked at the small ball held in Bunta's big paw, the whole frog froze in place.

After a moment, Fukasaku hurriedly shouted behind him:

"Mother, mother, come and have a look!"

Shima, who was called by Fukasaku, narrowed his eyes and looked at little Jiraiya carefully from top to bottom.

"This, is still a little kid?"

Senren Shima asked in extreme confusion, although the prophecy child mentioned by the big toad sage was indeed a child.

But isn't this a little too small?

"The child's father, it seems."

Instantly, Shima's maternal love overflowed, holding up his face with his two front paws, and his voice was intoxicated:

"Ah, this little one is so cute~"

"Toad, can you talk?"

At this time, little Jiraiya finally came back to his senses, and he shouted in surprise and horror:

"You are really monsters!"