Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha

"Oh, long time no see, Master Hashirama is so handsome! Look at this face and hair, he is even younger than me, who can tell that you have a granddaughter?"

The mustache Hozuki Huanyue took the lead and successfully won the first throne of flattering Hashirama, which immediately attracted a wave of jealous eyes.

But as soon as he said this, the three shadows and their deputies who were originally glaring at him almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

This one-minded idiot, how come his flattery skills are still so lame after several years?

Wu, who was standing behind Ishikawa, didn't give him any face and laughed out loud. The mustache glared at him fiercely, thinking--

What are you laughing at? I am the dignified Mizukage, and you haven't even touched the edge of the Tsuchikage!

What level are you and what level am I? How dare you laugh at me?

"Mr. Mizukage is absolutely right. Mr. Hashirama is getting younger and younger as he grows older."

Ishikawa stroked his beard, which was getting longer and grayer. He seemed to be showing his support, but he actually had his own thoughts in his heart:

"Alas, I'm old now. I can't even walk properly. I'm really envious."

After that, he tapped his battered waist with melancholy and said dejectedly:

"I don't know how many years I have left..."

"Mr. Ishikawa, you must take care of your health!"

Hearing this, Hashirama immediately looked at Ishikawa nervously, with a trace of sadness in his eyes. He really didn't want to lose this "good partner".

"If there's anything I can do to help, I will definitely help!"

The three Kages widened their eyes. This time, they shared a common hatred for the enemy. They even wanted to rush up and grab Hashirama's collar to make this soft-hearted man sober up a little bit--

It's said that evil will last for thousands of years. You open your eyes and see clearly. Does this stinky old man look like he's about to die?

What a good move of retreating to advance, you Ishikawa, you are getting more and more despicable, old man!

Ishikawa was so proud that he saw his conspiracy succeed, and he mocked in a very sinister way in his heart:

You little bastards, did you see it? The old ones are still the best!

"Brother, are they really the Kage of the Ninja Village?"

Izuna, who attended the Five Kage Talks for the first time, was stunned. Looking at the four flatterers who flattered Hashirama, and then looking at Hashirama who believed everything, he felt terrible!

He pulled Madara's sleeve and asked his bored brother with lip language.

Madara looked at his younger brother, then at the four Kage and Hashirama, and finally glanced at Shenyue who had fallen asleep leaning on him. The corner of his mouth twitched, and his eyes were full of disgust.

After a long silence, Madara finally answered with difficulty:

"...I guess so."

Izuna frowned, and observed for a while in disbelief, then he concluded:

"Brother, this group of people looks like clowns."

"...Indeed."

The conversation between Madara and Izuna ended here, and their eyes returned to the four shadows who were trying to flatter.

Except Ai, the other three shadows were desperately flattering Hashirama, the easy-going old man, but after so many years, Hashirama had developed resistance, and no matter how good the flattery was, it would flow out with the water in his brain when he heard it.

Watching the exaggerated performances of the people around him, Raikage Ai rolled his eyes and sneered with extreme disdain.

This kind of superficial praise is simply the most lame and unsophisticated way of flattery, and it is not up to the standard at all.

Since you want to flatter, you have to flatter in a high-level way and make it deeply rooted in people's hearts.

Thinking of this, Ai almost laughed out loud with pride.

My stupid opponents, taste the super flattery skill that my great Cloud Village took a whole year to come up with, which Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara can never resist!

Ai coughed lightly, and the blond assistant behind him immediately understood, and saw a barely perceptible smile on the corner of the iceberg beauty's mouth.

Then, she handed over a stack of inconspicuous letters.

"What is this?"

This series of strange actions of the Cloud Village naturally attracted the attention of others, and everyone cast strange glances.

Especially the three shadows, they felt even more strange:

Isn't Ai the one who always flatters the most? Why is he completely silent this time?

"Master Hashirama, Master Madara, these are all letters to Konoha, please open them and take a look."

The deputy said respectfully. Madara and Hashirama, who were named together, looked at each other. They picked up a letter and wondered what the hell was going on in the Hidden Cloud Village.

When they opened it, they saw that the content of the letter was a mixture of English, typos, and various stick figure drawings, which were obviously written by children.

"These are all thank-you letters from the children of the Hidden Cloud Village."

The blond deputy smiled gently, and Madara and Hashirama looked carefully.The letter paper was covered with the innocent handwriting of the children of the Hidden Cloud Village.

Although the handwriting was crooked and the content was disorganized, they used the most simple language to record the interesting things that happened in the village.

Considering the cultural level of the Hidden Cloud Village, these children obviously did not receive much formal education. There were so many typos in the letter that it was ridiculous. The mixing of Japanese and English was everywhere, which was a headache.

But Madara and Hashirama felt a warm current in their hearts when they looked at these immature words.

The Land of Thunder is located in a mountainous area with few plains. It has faced food shortages since ancient times.

Before Konoha's assistance, the villagers' main food source was coarse grains such as highland barley, barley and oats. Salt was not lacking, after all, they were close to the sea, but it was all unrefined coarse salt, and fuel was also in short supply.

Despite this, the life of the people of the Land of Lightning is not bad in the whole ninja world. After all, there are the Land of Wind and the Land of Rain at the bottom, but it is not very good either, and they also have a hard time.

But now, with the cheap food and various subsidies provided by Konoha, their lives have indeed improved a lot.

In addition to the common rice in Konoha, various vegetable varieties have also been transported to the Land of Lightning in large quantities, and peppers are popular all over the country. Refined salt and new scientific ninja tools have also begun to be widely used.

Of course, for the children of the Hidden Cloud Village, none of this is important.

What really makes them ecstatic is that they can actually eat all kinds of candies and snacks imported by Konoha!

This alone is enough for them to be grateful to Konoha.

Of course, if Konoha can send less homework books, exercises and the like, they will be grateful to Konoha!

After seeing the child who wrote the letter begging Konoha to take back the hot-tempered teacher who supported the Hidden Cloud Village, Madara couldn't help but curl his mouth and smile.

Hashirama on the side smiled so hard that he couldn't close his mouth, revealing a mouthful of shining and solid white teeth.

Shen Yue and Izuna looked at the letter curiously, and then they were amused by this group of funny kids from the Hidden Cloud Village.

Seeing the success of the battle, everyone on the Konoha side except Tobirama was smiling, and Ai and his deputy were so excited!

Ai glared at the three opponents who were almost angry to death, and then said very flatteringly and piously:

"It is all thanks to Konoha that the children can live such a carefree life!"

After that, he stood up and bowed deeply to his big brother Konoha.

"Lord Ai, this is obviously the result of your careful governance."

This set of moves from the Hidden Cloud Village really benefited Hashirama!

He put the children's letters into his pocket with great care, and thanked Ai very sincerely.

Ai was secretly happy in his heart. As long as Hashirama showed this expression, no matter what he talked about next, it would be easy!

.....

The battle between the four Kages has been decided, but on the other side, the battle between the second-in-command is still in a tug-of-war.

Different people have different views on the same thing.

For example, ordinary people think that abundant supplies are of course a good thing, and children only see that the previously scarce candies are now flooding.

But in the eyes of the elites of each village, this is actually a means for Konoha to use its strong economic strength to dump excess goods to the entire ninja world!

Of course, Konoha is not just outflowing and not inflowing.

The goods and resources of the entire ninja world also poured into Konoha, along with the talents of various countries who wanted a better life, all of which were accepted by Konoha at a very small price.

This kind of open poaching behavior must be extremely unpleasant to the major ninja villages, but they really have no way to deal with Konoha.

With the great benefactor Hashirama and Madara watching all the time, Konoha will not embark on the path of exploiting the entire ninja world.

Many life-saving things, such as food and medicine, are often sold at a loss by Konoha at a cost-subsidy level. They would rather not make money than ensure that these materials can benefit more people.

But for those unnecessary things, such as luxury goods, don't blame Konoha for being rude!

But Konoha's luxury goods are the most popular.

With the demise of the old nobles, ninjas headed by the Shinobi clan have become the new rich in society. This group of country bumpkins who have been poor for a whole thousand years have done what every nouveau riche would do - buying all kinds of high-end luxury goods, fearing that others don't know that they are rich!

Especially the high-end products produced by the Shinobi clan, which are very popular.

How profitable is this industry? Even the Hyuga clan, which is known for its conservatism, has begun to import a large amount of cowhide from Uchiha Yan of the Land of Grass and started a business of custom leather.

They claim that every cowhide coat is judged and tanned with the white eyes, and they can also measure the customers with the white eyes.Customization is a truly unique high-end coat that is absolutely practical, comfortable and luxurious.

This thing is surprisingly popular.

Every day, a lot of rich people who have nothing to do travel thousands of miles to the Hyuga clan just to make a cowhide coat and wear it out to show off.

If the Hyuga Tentoki and the elders of the main family who have gone to hell see what these branch families have done, they will probably have to crawl out of their graves and be pissed off by them again!

This is just the Hyuga family, not to mention the Uchiha, Senju, Nara, Yamanaka and other families that have been involved in this industry for a long time.

Almost all the well-known families in Konoha are involved in it, and they are all very popular and make money from the whole ninja world without mercy.

Of course, the ninjas in other villages are also doing this, but they are not as popular as the Konoha ninjas.

Of course, this is also natural. What is the most important thing about luxury goods?

It's not about the quality or design, but the reputation!

For the Uchiha and Senju clans, people will buy any rubbish they make. Why? Because their reputation is so loud.

The other ninja villages and clans who don't know the details can only watch Konoha make a lot of money, which is really jealous!

But they really have no choice.

Even if they have repeatedly warned the nouveau riche in the village to save money and not give money to Konoha for nothing, there are still people who stupidly pay this IQ tax, and they can't control it!

What's more troublesome is that these idiots paid the money, but what they bought back was actually fake!

So this time, in addition to the annual request for building an oasis, the monks of the Sand Village also submitted a new proposal-

"Establish relevant departments to strengthen the control of product quality? Severely punish those bad merchants?"

After reading the entire proposal, Tobirama frowned slightly.

As soon as the group of people around him saw his expression, they knew that he must be moved and was seriously considering the feasibility of this idea.

"Yes, Lord Tobirama!"

Shamon was a little excited, feeling that he had succeeded for the most part.

He immediately cheered up and showed 100% respect. The carefully planned proposal in his hand described in detail the plan of the Sand Village-

Establish a special regulatory department in each major ninja village to strictly control the quality of goods circulating in the market, and at the same time formulate relevant laws to impose severe penalties on scammers.

Not only that, a headquarters should be established in Konoha to supervise transactions between ninja villages.

There are too many scammers recently!

Not only the nouveau riche who buy luxury goods are unlucky, but even the ordinary people who buy daily necessities are deeply affected.

Recently, there have been cases in the Sand Village where children ate things from unscrupulous workshops and ended up in the hospital. What if they are allowed to get away with it?

Moreover, Shamon's little calculations kept coming up in his mind. If this department really came into being, wouldn't they have an excuse to supervise those luxury goods from Konoha?

Even if the real thing can't be beaten, it would save a lot of money to beat all the fake ones!

After thinking it over, Tobirama nodded and said:

"This idea is good, but it's not so easy to implement."

Shamon was shocked. He thought, Tobirama is not going to reject him, right?

"However, Konoha can share relevant cases and experiences with everyone present."

Several years ago, under Shenyue's proposal, Konoha already had relevant regulations, and now this mechanism is quite mature.

It's just that they can still control the liars in the Fire Country, but the liars in the whole ninja world are not something that Konoha's police department can catch.

"Konoha, agree."

After Tobirama agreed, the other deputies naturally had no reason to disagree.

"The Hidden Cloud Village seconded!"

"The Hidden Mist Village agrees!"

"The Hidden Rock Village also supports it."

After everyone passed, Shamon showed joy on his face.

It wasn't like he had any conspiracy or intrigue, but the proposal he had prepared for a long time had finally been approved and would be implemented throughout the ninja world, so of course he felt very proud and excited.