Who stipulated that hot weapons are not allowed to kill spirits?

This is the first time Wei Xuxu has felt the atmosphere since he joined the Special Affairs Department.

Different from the sharpness of sword energy, the warmth of spiritual power, and the resentment of ghost energy, monster energy has a very...wonderful feeling.

It's strange, but Wei Xuxu is not annoying.

She began to look forward to seeing the monster.

I have been in the special affairs department for so long, I have killed many ghosts and beheaded monsters, and I have experienced fighting against people so much that I don't want to do it again.

But this monster, I have never seen it before... Well, there are many potions made of monster materials.

As the two walked forward, the demonic aura that Wei Xuxu could feel became more and more intense.

It doesn't mean how powerful it is, but the pure richness, which makes people know that there are a large number of monsters gathered in front of them at a glance.

"arrive."

Tobeda Yoshiko's voice fell softly, and she turned her body slightly, allowing Wei Xuxu to see the scene in front of her.

Wei Xuxu's eyes widened.

She was startled.

For an hour, the surrounding stretches of various vegetation have long been unaccustomed to seeing.

However, at this moment, in front of Wei Xuxu, there was an open space.

This open space is about four or five square meters. The ground is flat and dry, and some large or small stones are laid on the ground in a certain order.

Wei Xuxu's knowledge of mysticism has always been a weak point. She can see that there are traces of those stones laid, but she doesn't know what special meaning it has.

However, none of these can explain the inner shock caused by what Wei Xuxu has seen.

In the center of the heap—

There is a fat house!

It's still the classic image that will definitely appear in Tauren dramas! !

(fat house)

Sensing someone coming, Fei Zhai, who was looking down at things, turned around and looked at Wei Xuxu and the two.

"Ah? What are you doing?"

Fat House pinched his nostrils with his thick fingers, and the booger stuck between his nails protruded from the nostrils, pulling out a stream of snot, and then wiped it on the white sweater he was wearing indifferently.

Not satisfied after wiping the booger, Fat House may feel that his thighs are a little itchy, so he raised his left foot in a half-spread position on the ground, and scratched on his two legs that are not only fat but also full of leg hair, wearing only boxer shorts. tickled.

When doing these actions, the fat on Fat House's body trembled like waves, which made people panic.

Due to the angle, Wei Xuxu can now see what Fei Zhai is holding.

It was something slightly delicate compared to his fat palm.

A light novel.

The sharp-eyed Wei Xuxu saw the title of the novel: "About the incredible popularity of being surrounded by countless beautiful girls after I was reincarnated in a different world. "

--Grass! !

Wei Xuxu felt a chill all over his body.

What is this? !

Why is it a little different from the monsters in my phenomenon? ?

Seeing Wei Xuxu's face turning blue and red, Tabe Tian Shanzi was taken aback for a moment.

Then she immediately thought of what she recently learned about her idol's personality through an official account called 'Xiaosaki's Today's Food~' on the Japanese psionic website.

Tabetian Yoshiko hurriedly said: "Master Wei Xuxu, I will communicate here..."

late.

"What the hell are you?!" Wei Xuxu yelled out in surprise, "Where do monsters and ghosts dare to be arrogant in front of me?!"

Fei Zhai half-lyed on the ground and looked at Wei Xuxu: "What are you talking about? If you want to enter the demon market, you must first pass the detailed inspection of Ben Li, and don't say anything messy."

Wei Xuxu's eyelids twitched when the words 'detailed inspection' pierced like a needle, and subconsciously wanted to take out the M500 and shoot this guy in the head.

It was only then that he realized that the fat house in front of him seemed to say that he was a raccoon....

Wei Xuxu looked at Yoshiko Tabeda with shock in her pupils, with disbelief in her voice.

"Have all the monsters in Japan become like this now?!"

Chapter 160 IX The Pain of the Fat House Fox

In Wei Xuxu's imagination, monsters should be evil creatures full of evil spirit.

Evil is very important, charm is even more important!

Look at the fox charmer, the snake demon, and the bone spirit, which one is not a little goblin who can fascinate people to death?

Even if it is changed to Japan, one of the three legendary monsters in the legend, Jiu Tundouji, the king of ghosts in Hedanbo country, is said to be an extremely handsome boy, and there are even many women who are bewitched by his handsomeness and are willing to take the initiative Dedicate yourself to his enjoyment.

——But what the hell is this raccoon? !

Are all you foxes playing so rough!

"Have all the monsters in Japan become like this now?!"

Hearing Wei Xuxu's words, Fei Zhai, who was half lying on the ground, froze, and then angrily got up from the ground.

"Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you are a beautiful girl!"

Fat House yelled:

"What's wrong with me like this! You who only pay attention to your appearance are the real superficial people! You don't know how to appreciate the inner beauty at all, what's the use of having a good-looking skin!!"

“…”

Wei Xuxu was stunned by the fat house's scolding all over his head.

...why do I feel like it does make sense?

Realizing that what she just said was indeed inappropriate, Wei Xuxu lowered her head sincerely: "I'm sorry, I was too aggressive. You are right, inner beauty is the real beauty."

Fat House turned his nose to the sky: "Hmph, it's not too late for you human being to understand. For the sake of being a beautiful girl, I forgive you."

Wei Xuxu's mouth twitched.

Don't you just pay attention to my appearance as the co-author?

You won't forgive me if I look a little uglier, right?

Keeping this sentence in her heart, Wei Xuxu asked politely, "What's your name?"

"Chengjipan!" Chengjipan's fat face was full of pride: "The one in front of you is one of the best in the Yaoli group, you have to remember this name for me."

"That's natural..." Wei Xuxu glanced at Cheng Jipan's appearance.

I can't even forget this!

The appearance is so perfect that it fits the image of the fat house in the Tauren Lifan and the Tauren's book... This demon raccoon is really a raccoon.

Since this trip was to the demon market founded by Yaoli, Wei Xuxu naturally checked the information about Yaoli beforehand.

There is such a line in the data.

A monster like a raccoon has an innate characteristic.

Variety.

The demon raccoon can transform into anything, whether it is an organic object such as wood, stone, or plastic, or an ordinary animal such as a cat, dog, or bird, the demon raccoon can transform into anything with ease.

But only 'people' is an exception.

Foxes can turn into anything, even other monsters, but no matter what, they can't turn into people.

Therefore, foxes are extremely obsessed with the appearance of "human", and this is also an important reason why most foxes usually make friends with humans.

They want to learn human behavior through close observation, in order to allow themselves to change into 'human'.

Unfortunately, for thousands of years, no demon fox has ever done it.

But there are always exceptions to everything.

When they grow into 'big monsters'...that is, the B-level strength classified by the special affairs department, the foxes will get a precious opportunity to transform into human form.

This opportunity to transform into a human form is very free. You can be anything you want, tall or short, fat or thin, beautiful or ugly.

The only limitation is that there is only one chance for this change.

That is to say, when the raccoon that has grown into a "big demon" has determined its own changing shape and made the first change, it can no longer change this shape.

Until becoming a demon king... that is, becoming a monster with A-level strength, the raccoon can gain the ability to change as he pleases, no longer subject to this restriction, and can change into anyone he wants.

Because of this, every raccoon that grows up to be a "big demon" values ​​this opportunity extremely.

They often sneak into human society, observe people's faces, and then 'pinch' out a shape that they are most satisfied with.

There are also shy and introverted foxes who dare not enter human society, so they hide on the side of the mountain road and peek at the faces of passing travelers to complete their own appearance, and then give them some benefits, as a thank you for getting the "face pinching material" present.

This is the rudiment of many demon raccoon stories.

Thinking of this, Wei Xuxu became curious.

"Chengjipan, where did you get this shape?"

It stands to reason that fat houses generally don't know how to climb mountains... that should be obtained by sneaking into human society to observe.

But the fat house won't go out, will it?

How did it come about like this?

Hearing Wei Xuxu's question, Cheng Jipan's face froze, and then said angrily: "I learned it from watching TV!"

"??ah?"

Makoto's fat hands clenched into fists, recalling that painful memory.

"Different from other raccoons in the clan, I am more courageous, so I went to your human society to find face-pinching information..."

"Because I'm afraid of being discovered, I only act at night, but there are really too few passers-by at night. In desperation, I can only sneak into human homes to find materials."

"Perhaps it was bad luck. The owner of the house I sneaked into was not at home. When I was planning to leave...but I accidentally turned on a TV, and the TV was broadcasting a video that was played by you humans. become the stuff of cartoons."

——what?

Wei Xuxu was shocked.

Yoshiko Tabeda who was listening was also surprised.

"It seems to be some kind of tauren hypnotized cartoon."

? ? ? ?

"The tauren in it is a fat man. He uses something called a hypnosis app to show the girls. The girls who have seen it will fall in love with him with their eyes turning into red hearts!"

? ? ? ? ? ?

Wei Xuxu and Tabe Tian Shanzi looked confused.

The fat on Chengjipan's face trembled angrily.

"I have never seen such a new thing as TV. I was fascinated by it if I didn't pay attention. After that, I would sneak into that family to watch TV every night, and all I watched were cartoons of the same category."

"Finally, I came to a conclusion."

"This fat appearance should be very popular with human women, because when human women see the fat house inside, they will drool with excitement, their eyes will be blurred, and they can't extricate themselves."

The fat on Chengjipan's face trembled angrily, and his face was full of anger.

"Being deceived by those cartoons, I became what I am now!"

"As a result, when I turned into a human form full of joy and talked with the human woman, the other party ran away in panic, and even called the police to arrest me! What did you say?

Are there perverted wretched men haunting the street! ! "

Perhaps because of recalling the pain, Cheng Jipan had tears in his eyes, and shouted to the sky: