Honkai Survival Guide

Saying that, Ji Zi walked into the house by herself first.

The room is really big, and the decoration is also very beautiful. Lord and others are standing in the living room, and they don't feel crowded.

It's just... a bit messy.

The coffee table in the living room and the nearby ground are full of finished beer bottles and cans, and the sofa is casually littered with underwear of surprising size and bold and attractive style. The size can not help but make Bronya and Teresa subconsciously He looked down at himself.

Hmm... I can clearly see the back of my feet.

And the black lace thin and fat times are stuffed in the corner, and there are black garter socks with lace patterns on the back of the sofa. What's more, there is a small vest inside and a leather jacket that is easy to move. It looks very elegant and beautiful. Long back skirts, and loose silk pajamas... etc., all kinds of clothes are randomly distributed in various places in the living room.

Fortunately, although it is very messy, at least it is not dirty. No matter what, there is a place to stay.

Apart from the smell of wine, there is no strange smell in the air, which is actually quite good, not to the point where it cannot be noticed...Probably...

Teresa has already begun to sigh helplessly.

Ji Zi was also a little embarrassed... The main reason was that she suddenly realized that there was another person of the opposite sex in the team, but her underwear was thrown outside without any disguise, and it was so messy, even she was really embarrassed up.

"Uh... Let's pick your own room first. My room is the one at the end of the corridor on the second floor. The other rooms are basically empty. You can choose the one you like. You can clean it and arrange it. Living, but no bed...but you can go to the logistics department for this problem later, it’s just bed sheets and quilts, if you want the style you like, you have to go to the commercial street to buy, the logistics department only has uniform white.” Ji The son briefly introduced the situation in the house.

"There are bathrooms on the third floor, and the master bedroom on each floor has its own bathroom. The dining room, kitchen and utility room are all on the first floor, so there are only two rooms on the first floor, one master bedroom and one second bedroom .”

"Then the basement was transformed into a simple training room by me. I do some light training on weekdays, and the effect is quite good."

"It's probably like this. I don't have anything that needs your attention. You can just act as you like. If I say it, clean up here first..."

As he said that, Ji Zi took out a bag out of nowhere, and quickly put away all the underwear on the sofa, and then stuffed the scattered clothes on the ground into the bag one by one. It's not the first time this has been done.

"Teacher Ji Zi, let me help you." Instead of following Kiana to choose a room, Mei came over to help Ji Zi clean up the bottles and jars on the coffee table.

"Mei? Why don't you choose a room first?" Ji Zi couldn't help but said in surprise, "For example, choose a room closer to Lord..."

"No need?" Mei smiled and shook her head: "Actually, as long as I can be by his side, I am already very satisfied."

"Are you so easily satisfied?" Ji Zi looked at the group of people who went upstairs to choose a room, and said, "Girls who don't know how to fight can't be happy."

"Maybe..." Mei couldn't comment, just nodded and said: "But everyone's way of getting along with Lord must be different, right? Kiyana is passionate and unrestrained, never caring about the relationship with Lord contact, and even wished to stick with Lord every day."

"As Lord's younger sister, Bronya looks rational and calm, and doesn't seem to care that Lord provokes girls everywhere, but judging from some small actions, this is not the case. Maybe there is only Lord on the other side of her. able to see..."

"As for Xi'er...Although I just met her, it can be seen that she is quite dependent on Lord. She is cute and cute. I guess no one would dislike her, right?"

"And what I said...maybe quiet company is more suitable for the way I get along with Lord? So I don't need to forcefully reverse my temper and learn the methods of Kiana Bronya and the others. not good."

"And..." Mei smiled a little complicatedly: "Actually, the Yae sisters... and even the head of Theresa, there are actually some problems, right?"

Ji Zi paused, and looked at Mei in surprise: "I didn't expect you, Mei, to be so perceptive... But it's fine with the Yae sisters, how did you know that Teresa also had a problem? "

"Hmm... because Headmaster Teresa's tangled expression is too obvious." Mei kept tidying up, and said unhurriedly: "From the moment she saw Kiana, she has been emotionally unstable." It's very complicated, the eyes looking at Kiana are full of entanglements, and I will sneak a glance at Lord from time to time, and then I began to wonder if something happened between the principal and Lord."

"Later, when the principal said he would move in with us, I knew my guess was correct."

"The headmaster's emotions are actually not hidden very well. Someone as careful as Bronya must have noticed it a long time ago... Even Kiyana has more or less noticed the headmaster's emotions." Strange."

"Qiana?" Ji Zi couldn't help being taken aback, "But she looks like..."

"You look heartless, don't you?" Mei smiled slyly: "Don't be fooled by her silly appearance, Teacher Jizi, Kiyana is actually very smart, especially when it comes to things like this , the girls' minds are quite meticulous~"

"...I don't know why, but I always feel like you're saying that I don't understand girls' minds... I'm obviously a mature woman, okay?" Ji Zi said dissatisfied.

"But Teacher Jizi, you're still single, right? How can you understand a girl's mood at a time like this?" Mei blinked, and said extremely lethal words in a gentle tone.

"..." Jizi suddenly felt that it seemed like a wrong decision for him to continue this topic with Mei.

279 Overwhelmed by debris, at a loss

Choosing a room is not a difficult decision.

It's just that Kiana, Bronya, Seele, and Theresa, who is secretly paying attention here, are all looking at Lord, and they are all waiting for Lord to make a decision first. The meaning is obvious, everyone They all want to choose a room closer to Lord.

Everyone knows the simple truth of getting the moon first, and it will be easier to steal (bushi) when the time comes.

The Yae sisters didn't think too much about it. After shopping around the room, the sisters chose a room and planned to live together.

Lord blinked, pretending not to see what they were thinking, and asked, "What are you all looking at me for? Choose the room by yourself. After the selection, help Sister Jizi clean the house. I have to go to the logistics in the afternoon. The department is moving the bed to buy things."

"No, Lord, you choose first, Miss Ben wants to live next to you." Kiyana crossed her waist and said, "I can play with you anytime then~"

"We're all living in the same house. It's not just a matter of two steps if you want to find me..." Lord sighed, but it seemed that if he didn't choose, these girls wouldn't choose either.

So Lord thought about it, and then he made a decision, and said, "Okay, you guys just go to choose a room obediently, I live on the first floor."

"Eh? But isn't there a room on the first floor?" Qiyana was eager to move.

"No." Bronya glanced at Kiana and said, "Brother Lord lives on the first floor, and we all live on the second floor, which is fair to everyone."

"Well...well then..." Although she was a little reluctant, but after thinking about it, what Bronya said did make sense, and Kiyana accepted it.

The main reason is that Qiyana did not expect that the reason why Bronya would say this was entirely because her own progress was already far ahead of others, and she already had an absolute advantage, so she said it calmly to everyone It is fair to say this, because she is not in a hurry at all, she is observing everyone calmly, and she has a clear grasp of everyone's situation, and she can see it quite thoroughly.

Although Qiyana is not as stupid as she looks, she really cannot be Bronya's opponent in this kind of matter.After a simple observation, Bronya also felt that compared to Qiyana, Mei, who seemed the least aggressive, was more threatening.

It is not difficult to see that Mei is a gentle and strong girl, who has the potential to develop into a good wife and mother.But under her gentle and weak appearance, she hides her stubbornness and strength.She didn't seem to take the initiative to fight for it, but it was this kind of active concession that made Bronya feel wrong.

And Teresa... In Bronya's view, Teresa in her current state is the least threatening one, so there is nothing to worry about.But considering that Teresa seems to be very suitable for Lord's xp (referring to white-haired loli), so the follow-up may have great potential.Maybe one day a reconciliation will be reached. If we are with Qiyana, the lethality will definitely be doubled...

Needless to say, Xier, the two sisters generally advance and retreat together, although Bronya will always steal food by herself.

The Yae sisters are not counted in it for the time being. Their current feelings for Lord are obviously more grateful than that of men and women, but this kind of feeling can be easily transformed. The relationship between them will definitely deteriorate in the future, but Don't worry too much about it now, just let it be.

Anyway, based on Bronya's understanding of Lord, the Yae sisters will definitely not be able to escape, and it will be a matter of time before they fall, and seeing Lord's calling Sister Jizi so happily, they must have moved their minds... Thinking about it, Bronya suddenly felt that the future style of painting in this room would become quite indescribable.

Lord naturally would not have thought that Bronya had already developed the idea of ​​balancing everyone as the main palace, and she had shown extremely powerful and meticulous observation skills.

He watched several people choose the room, nodded and said: "Okay, then let's go down and help Sister Jizi clean the house first."

So, a group of people walked down from the second floor.

"Sister Jizi, we are here to help you." Lord waved at Jizi, and took the bag used to hold the cans in Mei's hand by the way.

"Have you all chosen your room?" Ji Zi turned around and asked.

"Yes." Lord nodded and said, "The house is so big, it must be faster and more convenient for us to clean it up together. After cleaning up, let's go shopping together. I guess, there must be no food for cooking at Sister Jizi's house." ?”

"Uh... let's say there are things like lettuce, egg bread, instant noodles..." Ji Zi looked away in embarrassment.

"Isn't this the same as nothing?" The corner of Lord's mouth twitched, "I don't think there will be condiments such as oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in the kitchen... Forget it, anyway, I will be responsible for the next three meals."

"And me." Mei said with a smile on the side: "I will come to help."

"You know how to cook?" Ji Zi couldn't help being suspicious when he looked at Lord. This kid looked like a pretty boy with no fingers.

"Tsk... I think you all have a subtle misunderstanding of me." Lord pointed to himself: "Do I seem to be very good at cooking?"

"One thing to say, it really doesn't look like he knows how to cook." Ji Zi said seriously: "At least I haven't seen such a handsome cook before."

"Then you will see it now." Lord said: "I have to show you at noon today. Tell me, Sister Jizi, what do you want to eat?"

"Hey, so arrogant?" Ji Zi raised his eyebrows. Seeing his confident appearance, he was already convinced in his heart: "But I don't have any requirements for this, as long as it tastes good."

"The requirements are so low." Lord shrugged: "Okay, then I can play freely."

He laughed and said, "I will make your stomach inseparable from mine."

"Then I'll wait and see." Ji Zi nodded.

"Speaking of which, sister Jizi, do you have enough tableware and kitchen utensils at home?"

"These are there, but..."

"It's just that it's basically useless, right?"

"I think you don't have to say it..."

Lord smiled. While speaking, he had sorted the bottles and cans in the living room and put them into different bags. The others were also holding cleaning tools, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, busy It's a joy.

Looking at this scene, Jizi suddenly became lively in the usually deserted home. The corners of her mouth formed a beautiful arc, and the strong character Yujie also rarely showed a soft expression. It seemed that there was a strong heat in her heart, and her whole body All warm.

This feeling is really good.

But when she saw that Qiyana was about to open a door, she was shocked and hurriedly stopped her.

"Wait! Don't open that door!"

However, it was too late. While turning her head in doubt, Qiyana had already opened the door, and suddenly a lot of strange debris poured out from the room, and Kiyana and Teresa on the side drowned together.

Ji Zi: "..."

The red-haired elder sister put one hand on her forehead and fell into an awkward silence.

Lord tried his best to hold back his laughter.

Two white-haired heads, one large and one small, emerged from the pile of rubbish. They looked at each other, and they could see the bewilderment in each other's eyes.

Teresa took a deep breath and gritted her teeth.

"Ji-zi-!!!"

280 The utility room bears too much

Teresa crossed her arms and sat on the sofa with her legs crossed, her little feet dangling in the air.She looked angrily at Jizi in front of her, her cute little face was full of anger, and her petite body rarely showed the majesty of being the head of the school.

But Ji Zi was sitting in front of her obediently, bowing his head obediently to admit his mistake.

"So what's going on in that room!? Why did the contents burst out like an explosion when I opened it? How much stuff did you stuff in it?!"

"Uh...that's the utility room..." Ji Zi knew she was wrong, scratched her cheeks in embarrassment, looked away, and said, "When I usually pack things, I don't know where to put them, so I just put them in." , over time, it became like this..."

"It was easy to put in." Teresa's voice was raised.

"See for yourself how many things you put in there!" Teresa pointed to the various things sorted and stacked in the living room, all of which came out of the utility room just now, and the rest of them were still busy Tidy up.

"Five pairs of high-heeled shoes that have been worn once and never worn again, two pairs of Martin boots, eight pairs of suspenders, five pairs of pantyhose are all new products that have not been opened, three dresses that I don't know when I bought them, four A brand new set of clothes..." Teresa pointed at the sorted things, becoming more and more angry.

"There are also two boxes of bagged instant noodles, more than a dozen buckets of instant noodles, one box of expired milk, one box of self-heating hot pot, half a box of self-heating rice, two bags of bread, three boxes of chocolates, five boxes of beer, one Box of sake... two sets of screwdrivers, tape, glue, electric drill set, handsaw set, medicine kit, tool box, stainless steel basin, whetstone, sandpaper..."

"It's really a utility room! You really put everything in it!" Teresa patted the handle of the sofa angrily.

"Didn't I forget to pack it..."

"Is this a question of whether to clean it up or not!" Teresa raised her voice again: "It's fine for other things, why are your clothes and shoes in the utility room!? Put them in the closet for me And the shoe cabinet! Shouldn’t food and other things be kept in the kitchen? This carton of milk has expired for three months, you don’t even remember there is another carton of milk, do you?!”

"Also!" Teresa pointed to the three bottles of red wine on the table and said, "Didn't you say you want to buy a wine cabinet for this bottle of Petus and these two bottles of Chateau Ausone? "

"So what about the wine cabinet you bought? You said you should store it carefully? Did you just throw it in the utility room?"

"Well... I still took protective measures for them, so I didn't just throw them in there..." Ji Zi raised her hand cautiously.

"Is this the point? And you just wrapped three layers of foam paper and a layer of sponge to call it a good protection measure?!"

Teresa patted the handle of the sofa vigorously, obviously very angry.Ji Zi looked at the handle of the sofa, always feeling that it was about to be snapped off by Teresa.

"Okay, okay, Teresa, let's calm down." Lord came over with a warm wet towel, and helped Theresa wipe the dust on her little face.

"Sister Jizi also knows that she is wrong, and she will definitely clean up in the future. This time, let's help her clean up first." Lord rubbed Theresa's soft face with a towel. It was so soft that it made people feel a little bit Can't put it down.

"Really! How can you be so unreliable as an adult who is obviously mature! Let us help you clean up the house... Uh... Lord, wait until I finish talking!"

"I'm sorry, I've wiped it clean." Lord smiled and said, "Come on, give me your hand."

Teresa glared at Lord dissatisfied, but obediently stretched out her little hand, watching Lord carefully wipe her hands clean, and wiped between each finger, like It is treating what treasures are generally cherishing.

This made Teresa a little shy, but also a little nervous. She subconsciously looked in Kiyana's direction, only to find that Kiyana was sitting on the sofa on the other side, enjoying Mei's face-wiping service. The pretty face was kneaded into various shapes, and she didn't notice it at all, and Teresa breathed a sigh of relief.

Ji Zi, who has been quietly paying attention to Theresa's expression, as a friend of Theresa for many years, naturally understands what Theresa is thinking, but this matter can only be entangled by Theresa herself.Ji Zi herself actually had a certain affection for Lord, and even jokingly considered whether to try the tender grass, but this affection was actually more due to Lord's appearance bonus.

After all, human beings are visual animals. When you see handsome men and beautiful women on the street, you will take a second look. Be bold and thick-skinned. Maybe you will rush to ask for contact information, so treat the good-looking people around you It's perfectly normal to have a certain liking.

It's just that if you really like it...that's not necessarily the case.

Seeing Teresa's attention being diverted by Lord, Ji Zi couldn't help thanking her secretly, and Teresa became angry, and she really couldn't stand it.

So Ji Zi took the opportunity to say: "Well, Teresa, why don't I help pack things first, I can't let Bronya and Sakura do all the work for me, right?"

"Hmph, then you go." Teresa lost her temper a lot after being disturbed by Lord, but she still said with a sullen face, "Next time, I will let you clean the whole house by yourself. ! No, there can be no next time!"

"Okay! I won't do it again next time!" Ji Zi patted her chest, the beautiful arc swayed under the action, and the soft curve rippling caused a wave of turbulence, which made Teresa's eyelids twitch.

Ji Zi saluted a standard Mandate of Heaven military salute, and said, "Oh, no, I promise there will be no next time!"

Seeing Jizi's appearance, Teresa couldn't help but chuckle, but soon she sullenly covered her face, coughed lightly and said, "Hurry up and help."

"I'm going right now!"

"But speaking of it, there are a lot of things to pack, it seems that we can't go out to buy vegetables together..." Lord squeezed his chin, and suggested: "Why don't we split up and some people will go out with me to buy food. Things, the rest of the people continue to clean up?"

"It's really better like this." Teresa nodded: "Then I will go with you?"