Honkai Survival Guide

But before Lord finished speaking, Teresa ran back to the room without looking back.

Only Lord left on the spot and slowly played a...

You are right in front of me, you can't run away, why would I do something weird to your bath water?Am I such a perverted person?

"Forget it..." Lord sighed, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

In order to save trouble, he directly washed his body with well water.Even though his physique in the stigmata space has been greatly weakened, it is still much stronger than ordinary people, and it is no problem to take a cold shower.

Soon, Lord walked out of the bathroom and walked towards the room.

At this time, the sun sank into the horizon, the orange sunset gradually faded away, and the sky outside completely dimmed.

Lord returned to the room and saw Theresa sitting on the edge of the bed combing her hair.

So Lord walked over, took the wooden comb from Teresa's hand very naturally, sat behind her, and combed Teresa's hair.

The movements were so skillful and natural that before Teresa could react, the wooden comb was already in Lord's hands, and he was fiddled with his hair in the next second.

Teresa opened her mouth and sighed softly: "You are too proficient in this movement, aren't you?"

"Really?" Lord couldn't comment, but the movement of his hands didn't stop.

Teresa's current physique is similar to that of an ordinary little girl. If she goes to bed without drying her hair, she may have a headache when she wakes up the next day.But in the remote mountain villages 500 years ago, there was no way to make the hair dry quickly, and they could only wait for it to dry naturally.Lorde combs the hair in the direction of growth and lifts it, which speeds up the drying process a bit.

The girl's hair slipped through her palm with a moist touch, and between the strands, she could vaguely see her exquisite ears and the back of her fair neck.

"It can be seen that you often take combs from girls." Teresa pursed her lips.

"Hmm, didn't I just say it last time? The sisters in the orphanage asked me to comb their hair." Lord raised the corners of his lips, showing a very gentle smile.

Teresa stopped talking, and silently let Lord play with her hair.I have to say that Lord's method is really nothing to say, while making Teresa comfortable, it also makes her hair almost dry.

"Okay, now you can sleep in peace."

Lord put down the comb in his hand, looked at Teresa's soft white hair, and nodded in satisfaction.

Teresa turned her head to look at Lord, and then quickly got into the bed, only revealing a little flushed face.

Since Lord told Yae Sakura that he and Teresa are husband and wife, Yae Sakura only prepared one futon.Teresa originally wanted to let Lord sleep on the floor, but after hesitating for a long time, she still couldn't bear to say it.

She looked at Lord and said, "You get half of the bed and half of it, no one is allowed to cross the line, do you understand?"

After finishing speaking, she lighted her little canine teeth threateningly.

To be honest, it's not a deterrent, but a cute foul.

Lord smiled and nodded, and said, "Okay."

Then he blew out the lights and got into bed.

"Good night, Teresa." Lord said good night to Teresa very calmly, lay down upright, and then closed his eyes.

"……Good night."

Of course, Teresa couldn't be as calm as Lord, an old fritter.

Although she had inexplicably had many intimate contacts with Lord that she shouldn't have had, it was the first time for Teresa to sleep in the same bed with the opposite sex.

So Teresa was not at all surprised... Insomnia.

When Lord heard the sound of even breathing, she still tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

An hour later, she was still rolling.

Two hours later, she opened her eyes again, looked at Lord who was sleeping peacefully beside her, and gritted her teeth.

The culprit who made me unable to sleep at all now sleeps soundly than anyone else, it's really disgusting!

No, I have to find a way to get revenge on him!

But what method to use?

Draw a turtle on his face?No, no, it's so dark now, I can't see clearly at all, and where is she going to find a pen?

Secretly pinch his face?No way, not to mention whether this behavior is considered revenge, what if Lord is woken up by pinching?

or……

So while thinking, Teresa's consciousness gradually became blurred, and finally fell into a deep sleep.

…………

The next morning, Lord still opened his eyes on time.

But he felt a little heavy on his body, as if someone was pressing on him.Lord subconsciously reached out and touched it, then squeezed it.

Starting with a piece of soft and creamy, tender and moist, it is hard to put it down, and I can't help but want to continue to explore further.

After being addicted to his hands, Lord realized belatedly that he seemed to have slept with Teresa last night... Then what he touched now, isn't it...

Lord looked sideways, and saw Teresa was sleeping soundly on her chest, her white hair was hanging loose and falling on Lord's body, a little itchy.Two slender arms hugged his neck tightly, and the smooth and slender legs were completely lifted up, and the soft thighs rubbed against Lord's body.

And Lord's restless hand was now placed on Teresa's upturned buttocks, and he got into the hem of the clothes very skillfully.

More importantly, Teresa did not listen to Yae Sakura's words and used gauze as underwear, so in fact, Teresa is completely in a vacuum now.

Therefore, Lord's hand is actually in close contact with Teresa now.

No wonder it feels so good in the hand...

At this time, Teresa suddenly rubbed against Lord's chest, twisted her body like a kitten, made some unexplained whimpers, changed her position, and continued to sleep.

It's just that the thin white shirt on Teresa's body was already loose, but now, under her movements, the wide neckline slid open, revealing round snowy shoulders and delicate collarbones, attracting people's attention.

Of course, due to Teresa's vacuum, Lord saw everything that should be seen and what should not be seen.

214 Fallacy

Lord blinked, appreciating seriously.

Hiss... It is indeed smaller than Bronya... The current Bronya has the strength of 30A, and the future is promising, but Teresa is really only AA.

Such an unassuming curve, it's awesome... ahem, it's so sad.

Even so, it still has a different flavor.

Who said big must be good!Small is also small and exquisite!

At this time, Teresa's eyelids trembled, and then slowly opened.Because she had just woken up, her azure eyes were still full of confusion.

Theresa stood up slightly and yawned lightly, but she didn't know that this action made Lord see more clearly.

"Theresa, good morning." Lord didn't mean to remind her, but just greeted her with a smile.

"Morning, Lord..." Teresa, whose brain was still down, didn't notice anything wrong, but subconsciously greeted her with a soft voice.

Then Teresa reacted for a few seconds, and her dazed brain finally started slowly.

Looking at Lord's handsome face, she couldn't help thinking.

Wait...is something a little off?Why is Lord in the same bed as me?Why am I in Lord's arms?Why do I always feel a little chilly on my body, as if I have no clothes on?The buttocks also seemed to be supported by something, warm, and would move from time to time, as if they were being massaged, the strength was just right, and it was quite comfortable...

... without clothes?Someone is getting a massage on the ass?

After thinking about it for a long time, Teresa finally realized the problem.

She lowered her head in a daze, just in time to see herself exposed to the air and Lord's vision, the slightly undulating hill, and the cherry blossoms blooming on the hill, pink and tender, tender and charming, in the Under the background of the snow-greasy skin, it exudes a mouth-watering halo.

Teresa raised her head blankly, just in time to meet Lord's admiring gaze.

Then, there is no need to say more about what it is that is holding his buttocks and kneading restlessly.

As a result, Teresa's little face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she bounced off Lord's body in a hurry, but because of too much movement, the loose white thin shirt slipped off even more, revealing More fair skin to come.

She was in a hurry to pull the slipped clothes, but she didn't pay attention to her feet, her little feet slipped, and she fell straight upside down. Luckily, there was still a quilt on the floor, and the fall didn't hurt too much, but the fall was all over the place. The posture is cheap, Lord, and now he is really completely seen.

"Oh! Don't look!"

There were tears in the corners of Teresa's eyes, and she clamped her fair legs, trying to block Lord's gaze, then pulled up the slipped shirt to cover her bare skin, and grabbed Luode again. The quilt handed over by De wrapped himself tightly.

"Lo! De!"

Teresa, who was wrapped in a quilt, shrank in the corner of the room, gritted her teeth and looked at Lord who was still smiling, the shame and anger of being seen all rushed to her heart.

"You guy, didn't you agree last night that you will sleep half and I will sleep half, and no one will be allowed to cross the line? Why do you wake up in the morning and I will be in your arms?!"

Lord said with an innocent face: "I am indeed on my own side."

"Look, did you sleep over there last night and I slept here?" Lord pointed to the bed with a playful smile: "Do you think it is possible that you rolled over in the middle of the night and squeezed into my bed?" in your arms?"

"Huh?! Are you kidding me? How could I..."

Teresa's eyes swept over where Lord was on the bed, and her words froze for a moment.Because Lord did stay in his original position without moving.

She suddenly remembered that seeing Lord sleeping so peacefully last night, she seemed to be thinking about how to get revenge on Lord so that she couldn't sleep, so she sneaked into Lord's side, and then thought Thinking about...just...

Just fell asleep on Lord's side...

Of course she knows her sleeping habits best, she really likes to hug something to sleep.Naturally, there wouldn't be any Homu pillows or Homu dolls for her to hug here.

Then, the thing she feels the best in the hand recently is Lord, isn't it...

Teresa's pretty face flushed even redder, this time she was completely ashamed, she opened her mouth, and swallowed back all the words that were full of her stomach.

After a long time, Teresa, who was wrapped in a quilt, twisted her body a little uneasily, then looked away a little guilty, and muttered.

"But... even if I ran to your side by myself. Then...then why... my clothes were pulled down so much? It was all exposed..."

"Although you may not believe it..." Lord said sincerely: "But it's all because of Teresa, you are moving around. You rubbed against me, and the clothes slipped off."

"And me..." Lord pointed to his face: "I'm a normal, healthy male, right?"

"……Yes."

"And I also said that I like you very much, and I made it clear that I want to plot against you, right?"

"……Correct."

"Then, as a normal and healthy man, I like you and have unreasonable thoughts about you. Your body, to me, is a rare beauty in the world." Lord spread his hands and said: " Let me ask, is there anyone who can resist admiring the beauty of the world?"

"...It's obviously a fallacy!"

Teresa muttered softly.

But... that's what she said, but in her heart she still felt that what Lord said made a little sense...

"Okay, I did go too far this time, I apologize to you, Teresa." Lord suddenly changed his tone, and said seriously: "But you have to know, for you, I won't Give up."

Of course, if Bronya or Seele were here, they would know that Lord's expression obviously meant "I was wrong, but I still dare".

"Who cares if you let it go or not, I won't accept it anyway..." Teresa looked away.

"Yes, yes~" Lord smiled: "It's just that we should get up, Yae Sakura should be here soon."

"Ah, by the way, do you want me to help you change your clothes? My dear Miss Teresa?"

"Who would want your help!" Teresa stared at Lord angrily, "Get out now!"

"Yes yes yes~ I'm going out now, my Miss Teresa."

"No! Yours! Miss Teresa!"

Teresa gritted her teeth.

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Soon, Teresa changed into the pink and white miko costume that Yae Sakura gave her.The lower body is a combination of plaid skirt and white thigh socks. The hem of the socks tied with ribbons is slightly drawn into the tender thighs. The absolute area formed by the hem of the skirt and the hem of the socks is more white and attractive in contrast.

"Don't look around!" Teresa glared at Lord viciously, and kicked Lord with her little booted feet: "Go in and change!"

"Good good~"

"Don't talk to me in such a childish tone!" Teresa frowned.

Seeing Teresa wanted to kick himself again, Lord dodged sideways, got into the room, smiled triumphantly at her, then closed the door and changed his clothes.

Yae Sakura was right, the clothes really didn't fit him well.After all, Lord doesn't look like a mountain, but he is actually a muscular man, but his muscles are evenly distributed, and he doesn't have the explosive visual effect of muscle knots.

Compared with the villagers, Yae Sakura's father was obviously a tall and thin man, but it was impossible for him to be as tall as Lord.After all, the height of the people in the Far East 500 years ago... can only be said to understand everything.

So the originally short bathrobe was worn on Lord's body, and it was almost no different from a top, except that the hem was a little longer. If it weren't for the loose design of the bathrobe, Lord probably wouldn't be able to wear it. .But even so, the skirt of the bathrobe was stretched by Lord's broad bust, revealing most of his well-trained pectoral muscles and a part of well-defined abdominal muscles, which was very eye-catching.

But the lower body can't be naked, right?Wandering around outside with the boa constrictor, Lord thought he wasn't that wild yet...

So I had to put on my own pants and boots, and put on a black and white haori.

However, Lord always felt that his appearance was like an ace cowherd who came out of the modern extreme east cowherd shop... Do you want to give yourself a fancy name or something?