Don't call me Master, call me Director

"Not being bald doesn't mean you won't age." Cloris asked tentatively, "Haven't you thought of coming over for some entertainment? For example, going out with a certain girl or something."

"I really want to find a female companion." Shen Er glanced at the door of the office, and said with a little regret, "It's a pity that I haven't had a good chance to do it."

Cloris curled her lips, she could see that even if Shinji went to find Artoria with the firepower of the Knights of the Round Table, he didn't think about himself.

For a while, Shen Er and Cloris didn't speak, the two just sat quietly, admiring the blue sky outside the window.

Until the sun went down, the sky was turned into a beautiful orange by the setting sun.After being silent for nearly 10 minutes, Cloris suddenly spoke.

"How about going out with me? Just as an old friend."

Chapter 84 He didn't say, but it doesn't mean I don't know

"Why are you not good at computers! Boss, I will prove it to you!"

In the office, Ophelia sat in front of the computer at the desk, typing on the keyboard with two fingers.

As the box office of Fate/Zero entered a stable period, the crew members including Shen Er suddenly became idle.

Taking advantage of nothing to do now, Shen Er simply gave everyone a long vacation, letting everyone have a good rest.

Of course, Shinji would not say clearly that it was Cloris's "beginning of old age" that touched him, and that's why he made such a decision.

Ophelia actually got a vacation, but she didn't take the rare rest time to relax outside, but stayed in the office to study the computer.

As a modern magician, you can't even know how to use a computer. ——Shen Eryu.

As Shinji's loyal secretary, Ophelia felt that she must, must, absolutely must learn computers during this vacation.

However, Ophelia did not ask Shinji to learn, but after learning about the basic operation process of the computer from others, she was ready to explore by herself.

Shen Er's words before, "Ophelia is busy enough, she doesn't need to learn computers" stimulated Ophelia, and she vowed in her heart that she must learn computers by herself, which frightened her boss.

"Well...the computer is just a prop created by ordinary people to show off their cleverness. It's not a great thing. A talented student like me in the clock tower can handle it casually."

Although she said so, when Ophelia pressed the power button and the computer turned on normally, she was quite excited and looking forward to it.

"Booting is over...and then using the mouse..."

According to the records in her notes, Ophelia operated the mouse and tried to click on the browser to browse the web.

"Hmm... I didn't expect to be able to connect with the world's information even if I stayed in the room. As far as ordinary people are concerned, the Internet is pretty good. No wonder the boss thinks we must use it."

Ophelia, who said these words, stared at the Google search bar for a full 5 minutes.

"Okay, the web page is open, what should I do next?"

After staring at the screen and posting for 5 minutes, Ophelia realized that she didn't seem to have a clear purpose when surfing the Internet.

"Would you like to... write a blog diary?"

Looking at the suggestion Arturia gave in the notebook, Ophelia hesitated.

In fact, whether it is a magician or a secretary, there is no need to write a blog diary, but recalling Artoria's smile when sharing the blog with her fans, Ophelia was a little eager to try.

Probably because of her family relationship, although Ophelia doesn't show her emotions very much, she is actually quite easy to be fascinated by something.

"Famous magicians in the past would write their autobiographies on parchment with ink as proof of their existence. Then, as a modern magician, using a computer to write a diary is considered to be advancing with the times."

Ophelia pressed the keyboard one by one with her index finger, her concentration seemed to be studying the third method.

"A mere keyboard... let you see how powerful I am, Ophelia."

An hour later, Ophelia wiped her sweat with her head up, and she finally completed her exclusive blog page.

"Okay, the preparations have been completed, what should I write next?"

Ophelia flipped through the notebook, which recorded the blog content of several Heroic Spirit actors.

In order to increase the interaction with fans, Shen Er specifically asked Artoria and several other actors to post blogs at least 1-2 times a week, and take time to reply to one or two fans' messages.

Of course, for a Heroic Spirit like Gilgamesh who can't speak his head and is likely to arouse the anger of fans, Shinji asked him not to post a blog.

Although because of no operating experience, the messages sent by the heroic spirits are often messy.

For example, the blogs posted by Cu Chulainn are basically about fishing for the Air Force, fishing for the Air Force, and fishing with Red A and Uncle Hai, but only the Air Force.

However, this interactive mode has been well received by fans. It is the first time for them to meet a star who communicates directly with them.Although it's just on the Internet, it's enough to get those people excited.

Artoria's blog is more specific, and she basically writes her blog as "Fuyuki City's Gourmet Collection".

However, the fans didn't complain about Artoria's writing about food all day long. Instead, they thought the Foodie Knight King was cute.

Moreover, Arturia's food diary is very popular, although Arturia can eat, but her taste is not bad, and her evaluation of food is very good.

During the movie fan event before, those fans who came from other places went to the restaurants recommended by Artoria when they ate, and those restaurants made a lot of money.

Because of this incident, some restaurants even put up [restaurants loved by His Majesty the Knight King] at the entrance of the restaurant to attract customers.

But Ophelia doesn't want to write a food diary like Artoria, she thinks it will make herself look like a worthless person.

"Artoria and Ms. Tohsaka have said that bloggers must write about things they are interested in, otherwise it is easy to give up halfway. The things I am interested in..."

Naturally, Ophelia typed the word [boss] on the webpage.

"No, no. If the boss himself sees it, he will guess it's mine right away!"

Ophelia quickly deleted the typed words.

"By the way, just write it in the tone of a heroic servant. The boss has so many heroic spirits. Even if he saw it, he wouldn't be able to guess it was me."

Ophelia praised her cleverness.

"Then...then...in order to further confuse him, I can also change the Master to Japanese, which is also a kind of doing as Romans do."

Ophelia was talking to herself while revising her blog.

An hour later, Ophelia finally finished her first blog post, which read:

〔Master (しゅじん) secretly dated Miss Flora behind my back.He didn't say it, but that doesn't mean I don't know. 〕

In fact, Shinji didn't date Cloris, they just went out for a while.

Anyway, the second master himself doesn't admit it. In his words, "Can a date that hasn't even been in bed be called a date?"

But Ophelia's little secretary doesn't know her boss's dating theory, which in her opinion is dating.

"To put it simply, I'm really amazing."

Ophelia looked at the article displayed on the screen, and smiled happily.

"Well, I'm doing as the Romans do. It's not because Chinese characters are too troublesome that I only use pseudonyms."

After defending herself, Ophelia turned off the computer, got up and left the office.

However, Ophelia, who is not very proficient in Japanese, subconsciously forgot that しゅじん not only means the owner in Japanese, but also means that the wife refers to her husband.

In just a few hours, the bottom of Ophelia's blog was filled with comments such as "You have to be strong", "Come on, don't lose to Sneaky Cat", "This kind of scumbag should just get divorced".

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Shen Er didn't know what his little secretary had done on the Internet. At this time, he returned to work after a perfect vacation.

Having said that, Shen Er, who was on holiday, just lay on the sofa in the office in the posture of "Ge You lying", looking up at the ceiling bored.

"Shinji, have you heard?"

On the other side of the sofa, Kariya shared the news he had heard with Shinji.

"I heard that Dongbao is preparing to restart "Godzilla"."

"Restart? How are they going to shoot?" Shinji raised his eyebrows, "Are you looking for Anno Hideaki?"

Erye's first reaction when he heard about the restart was the ruffian's new Godzilla.

"No, they plan to ask North American filmmakers for help." Kariya replied, "It is said that they will use the most advanced computer technology in the United States, and in order to ensure the maximum effect of technology application, they even plan to invite a European and American director to make a movie .”

Shen Er's first reaction to what my second uncle said was the "Godzilla" that was once directed by Roland Emmerich and was sprayed into a sieve.

Shen Er gloated and said, "I hope Dong Bao and the others don't get lost when they design the drawings for the crew."

Kariya didn't understand Shen Er's words: "What's wrong with losing the blueprints, why don't you just get another copy?"

Shen Er sneered: "That's right."

In the final analysis, it is just an excuse that the design drawings are missing. In the final analysis, it is the arrogance of Europeans and Americans that makes them disdain to use Japanese designs.

After the movie was released, even North America was sprayed into a sieve, so I could only bite the bullet and find a lame excuse to fool the past.

It can be said that the 94 version of "Godzilla" well reflected two common problems of Hollywood filmmakers.

One is that what I make is the best in the world, and you audience can only passively accept everything I do, including the distorted aesthetics.

Hollywood strong [beep——! 】The audience's appreciation is far more than this one time, but every time the car rolls over, they will not learn a lesson, and they will still dare to do it next time.

Another problem is shirking responsibility. The winning of the film project is all due to me, and it has nothing to do with me.

This is probably the so-called "success has a thousand fathers, but failure is only an orphan".

No, it should be said that this is not just a problem of Hollywood, it should be a common problem of all Europeans and Americans.

"God bless the top management of Dongbao, I hope they don't get a heart attack from anger." Shen Er made the sign of the cross on his chest insincerely.

"Why do I feel that you are casting a curse on them?"

Kariya complained.

Shen Er shrugged his shoulders twice: "No one can say for sure what will happen in the future."

Is it possible that audiences in this world will accept this version of "Godzilla"?

You must know that even in Shen Er's last life, no matter how much the 94 version of "Godzilla" was complained by Godzilla fans, it is still undeniable that it was the most influential "Godzilla" movie before the Monster Movie Universe came out.

Otherwise, this "Godzilla" would not have released two seasons of 40-episode animations as an extension of the film's story after its release.

No way, the special photography circle is too small. No matter how bad Hollywood movies are, at least they are good for passers-by.

While Shen Er was chatting with Kariya, Cheng Zi rushed into the office with a thick stack of materials.

"Student, our technology research and development has encountered a bottleneck."

As soon as he entered the door, Cheng Zi put all the documents in his arms on the desk, making a loud noise.

"what is the problem?"

Shen Er glanced at the documents piled on the table higher than his shoulders, feeling dizzy for a while.

"Insufficient ability."

Cheng Zi replied succinctly: "Your idea of ​​adding magic to projection technology is very interesting, but it is too difficult in practice. With my current knowledge, I cannot realize your idea."

"Do you have any solutions?" Shinji asked, rubbing his temples.

"Summon Heroic Spirits." Orange said firmly, "I need a Caster, the kind of real ancient magician, not the Uruk Axe who beats people with treasures all day long, who can't even do orthodox magic!"

Chapter 85

In the conference room of Xingyue Film Company, Shen Er called several important members of his staff together.

"Master, you brought us all here, what's the matter?"

Cu Chulainn yawned boredly.

Compared to Diarmuid, who is busy recording promotional videos, he has much more leisure time, so much that he can even spend a day fishing at the beach.

"Something."

General Shinji held the notebook he carried with him and said to everyone, "It's about the new quota for summoning Heroic Spirits."

"Are you going to recruit newcomers again?"

Cu Chulainn suddenly drooped, and his whole body became very listless.

Summoning new heroic spirits means that his Master wants to make a new movie, and there is still no new movie in which he appears.

Since it was none of his business, Cu Chulainn had no motivation to listen any longer.

Unexpectedly, Shen Er said at the first sentence: "Ku Chulainn, how about I summon your teacher?"

"Absolutely! Yes! No! Yes!"

Cu Chulainn, who was lying on the table like a pug, suddenly became irritable like a Teddy. He slapped the table and shouted with all his strength.

"Never summon that old woman! Master, you will never know what monster you summoned!"