Don't call me Master, call me Director

It's just that the processing fee for that kind of certificate is also higher. I heard that one of them costs nearly [-] euros.

This made Shen Er have to lament that these French people are really good people, and they know how to pluck the rich masters.

In fact, compared with other newcomers participating in the film festival, the FSN crew spent relatively less money, thanks to the thoughtful Webb who found an old man from England to take them.

Thanks to this big man named Derek Ford who has been in the industry for many years, Shen Er spent a lot of money.

Just listening to the name may make everyone feel unfamiliar, but his Bernard Woolley in the "Yes, Minister" series is a household name-although at this time the wrinkled old man has changed from "cherub" to "little angel". Became an "old angel".

In this parallel world of the moon, Derek Ford is not only an actor, but also a clock tower magician.

The more he understands this world, the more Shen Er feels that the slightly weird entertainment industry in this world is the embodiment of a certain mushroom's personal preference.

The ones that can be completely "retained" are basically the genres that the other party likes, such as special dramas, horror movies, carrot-based animations, and various British dramas.

Not only the most classic version of "The Collection of Sherlock Holmes", but also the intangible cultural heritage of "Yes, Minister" has survived.

Erye Shen himself is very happy about this matter, he has liked "Yes, Minister" and "Yes, Prime Minister" for two whole lifetimes.

Unfortunately, among the trio, Mr. Hawthorne, who played Sir Humphrey, Shen Er's favorite, passed away in 2001, which made Shen Er deeply regretful.

"Mr. Hawthorne is the most dedicated actor I have ever seen. Even after a season of the TV series is over, he can still recite all the lines verbatim."

Sitting in the living room of the hotel room, Shen Er was holding a cup of coffee and chatting with Derek Ford about the fun of filming the TV series.

After hearing Derek Ford's praise of his idol, Shinji raised his eyebrows and asked, "Does it include those long and difficult sentences?"

"of course."

Derek Ford blinked, showing a standard Bernard smile.

Shen Er raised his head and sighed: "It's amazing, it would be great if my actors could do this."

After finishing speaking, Shen Er glanced at Miss Tohsaka Rin who was sitting in the corner reading a book.

The other party just arrived in Cannes yesterday, and was the only FSN actor who came to the film festival to promote the film.

It’s not that Master Shen didn’t want to call more actors, but the leading actor Shirou’s English is not good enough, Kotomine Kirei is not convenient for religious people, and the heroic spirits can’t get out of Fuyuki City, and the rest of the actors in the movie The scene is a bit awkward.

So in the end only Miss Rin came.

Fortunately, in order not to affect the study, Rin was stuck on time. He arrived in France a few days later than Shinji and the others, and did not meet Cloris.

Otherwise, the previous "farce" at the airport would have been even more lively.Communication group: [-]ling [-] Dimensional internal group: [-]lings [-]lingsix

Rin snorted angrily after hearing Shinji's exclamation.

"Shinji, do you want those of us in wheelchairs to race against F Ferrari? Isn't that embarrassing enough for Ferrari?"

After getting along with Shen Er for so many years, Rin learned a lot of coquettish words.

After listening to Mr. Hawthorne's deeds, Tohsaka Rin also developed admiration for the actor. She has acted in the play herself, of course she knows how difficult it is to memorize the long lines, not to mention the verbatim in the quilt At the same time, it must be performed wonderfully.

But Tohsaka Rin also believes that there are not many national treasure actors like Hawthorne in the world, and they actually let them compete with the strongest king...

"Well, in fact, you have done a good job."

Derek Ford on the side laughed and said: "I remember that the leading actors in the movie are all newcomers, right? It's not bad to have such a performance for the first time. Don't be too strict with them."

"Where, where. It's just a few guys who can't even memorize their lines."

Shen Er humbly shook his head, but there was a smug expression on his face.

"This guy......"

Rin frowned unhappily, then turned his attention back to the book in his hand.

Shen Er was leaning on the sofa and slowly sipping coffee, thinking about the future training direction of his own heroic spirits.

[With the example of Mr. Hawthorne, I now know what direction I should train those guys. 】

Shen Er set a "small goal" for himself and the heroic spirits in his heart.

"Ah Choo!"*7

The seven heroic spirits far away in Fuyuki City sneezed together.

"I said, Shen Er. Come to Cannes anyway, even if you can't walk the red carpet in person, watch the live broadcast."

On the other side of the sofa, Kariya saw that Shinji had been talking to Derek Ford, so he interjected.

Shen Er replied disdainfully: "Watching the TV broadcast is not fun at all. And I don't know how to broadcast the scenes of celebrities disappearing."

"Hey, Rin is still here."

Kariya gave Rin a slightly embarrassed look.

"It's okay, Uncle Kariya. I've long been used to Shinji's style of doing things that can't spit ivory out of his mouth."

Rin smiled and said mercilessly: "This guy is just jealous because he is not qualified to walk on the red carpet."

"Tch, I'm the director behind the scenes, walking the red carpet is useless!"

"Why are you not an actor when you participated in FSN?"

Rin lifted her thighs wrapped in black silk, and continued to tease while pinching her chin triumphantly.

"You said it yourself. The moment a person stands in front of the camera, he is an actor. This is professional ethics."

Second Master Shen twitched violently at the corner of Miss Lin's mouth.

Kariya still hurriedly nodded and booed: "Shen Er, you just need to say that you are envious, and I won't spread the word about Second Uncle."

Shen Er, who was already used to his second uncle's almost nonsensical behavior, didn't take it seriously, but made a silent note in his heart.

【Just keep making noises, and when you shoot FZ in the future, it will fall into my hands. 】

Slowly sipping the coffee in his hand, Shen Er's eyes occasionally glanced at the TV screen that was broadcasting the red carpet session.

Today is the opening day of the 56th Cannes Film Festival. FSN, headed by Shinji, did not receive an invitation to the opening red carpet due to lack of fame.

However, Shen Er and the others have no plans to buy red carpet seats. Instead of doing such boring things, they might as well drink tea together in a hotel.

Ah, no, it's coffee.

The only one who can't drink coffee is Webb, who has to juggle all sorts of chores and make final preparations for FSN's festival screening.

Anyway, Mr. Zhuge II won't die from overwork, and Mr. Shen Erye has no concept of giving that man a holiday at all.

"It's nothing to be sorry about. These female celebrities are not as good-looking as the female magician who proposed to him in the Clock Tower. Weber will definitely not be disappointed."

Holding the coffee, Shen Er began to comment on the actress's appearance on the screen.

What Er Ye said was true, the female stars on the screen were beautiful, but for him who was with top beauties all day long, he couldn't feel any desire in his heart.

Putting aside the figure, none of these female stars are as good-looking as Arturia.

As for why Arturia was used as an example... Well, the part that "put aside" when speaking is usually the most important.

"Shen Er, you'd better not speak so frivolously." Rin couldn't help but interjected, "After all, I don't know if the female magician is pretty or not, but it's true that we can fight."

"..."

The expression on Shen Er's face perfectly explained what it meant, "What you said makes sense, I'm speechless."

Under Rin's reminder, Shen Er found that the female magicians he knew were really good at fighting, which made him wonder if hand-to-hand combat is the standard for modern female magicians.

Not to mention Rin, who knows Bajiquan, and Cloris, who was able to overwhelm Shinji himself with one move a few days ago, even Sakura is also good at this aspect.

Shinji never forgot the scene where Sakura was able to lift a suitcase that she couldn't even lift with one hand.

Even Irisviel, who seemed harmless to humans and animals, was an existence that Kiritsugu, a mercenary, couldn't afford to mess with.

"You said, is it because women who have developed a magic circuit will become more beautiful? In this way, female magicians can be expected to become actors in the future."

Facing Rin's pressure, Shinji, who knew that he was weak in hand-to-hand combat, decisively changed the subject.

"I agree with that."

Mr. Derek Ford nodded slowly, and he said sadly: "Hey, female stars are really nothing new now. They don't think about how to improve their acting skills at all, they always want to take off their clothes to get in the position. Don't they think that they can get a job just by taking off their clothes?" Best Actress?"

"puff......"

Hearing the old man's straightforward expression, Shen Er almost spit out the coffee in his mouth.

Chapter 35 Rin: You, Shen Er, provoked it again!

Derek Ford's undressing is of course not referring to actresses using their own flesh to bribe the judges, but complaining about the increasing number of nudity scenes in European art films.

After all, European art cinema...knows it all.

Although there are also very pure art films like "Roma", the current environment is more those films that show the "art of female body [tī]" under the banner of art.

"Hmph, a group of demons dancing wildly."

Miss Lin let out a cold snort. As a girl, she hated such a situation even more.

"I don't know if these people can win the prize." Shen Er teased, shaking a finger, "But at least they got the heroine of the movie by taking off their clothes."

"You are bad enough."

Rin put down the book and continued, "It seems that our director Matou intends to change the status quo of the entertainment industry, and use his own movie to win an award for them to see?"

As a result, Second Lord Shen slapped his thigh when he heard this, and let out a laugh that was almost insane.

"Get a prize? Take a fart!"

From the professional word-of-mouth that has been scolded through the ground in Japan, we know how unpopular FSN is in the eyes of film critics, and Shen Erye, who has no tendency to be masochistic, certainly does not intend to humiliate himself at the film festival.

Therefore, FSN only applied for the screening, and did not participate in the competition unit.

You must know that applying for an award requires money. Shen Er would not apply for an award for FSN just because the chance of winning an award is not even 0.00001%.

Rin was a little confused by Shen Er's convulsive behavior, and Kariya, who had been in the film and television industry for a long time, guessed what Shen Er was thinking.

"Our FSN is just a screening, and we didn't participate in the competition. It is impossible to have anything to do with the awards."

After explaining to Rin, Kariya turned his head and asked Shinji: "But Shinji, you should have read the list of participating films, right? From your director's point of view, who do you think is most likely to win the Palme d'Or?"

"Golden Palm?" Shen Er shook his head, "How could I know."

These are the words from the heart of Erye Shen. He really doesn't know who will win the Palme d'Or this year.

If it was the 55th Cannes Film Festival last year, then Shen Erye would not hesitate to press Roman Polanski's "The Pianist".

That movie is so famous that anyone who knows a little about movies will know that this movie has won awards and won awards all over the world.

As for this year's 56th Cannes...

Sorry, Shen Er didn't have much impression at all in his memory.

Shen Er's only memory of this film festival is that "The Matrix 2" participated in the screening as a non-competition unit.

But in this world, it is not known whether the "Matrix" series of movies exist on paper.

No, there should be another one.

"I really didn't expect him to participate in this film festival as a judge."

Seeing the man walking the red carpet on the TV screen, Shen Er glanced at Mr. Derek Ford beside him.

Bandit Zhang and the little angel Bernard, this Cannes Film Festival has gathered two of the three major intangible cultural heritages on the Chinese Internet. If the organizer can invite that map leader, wouldn’t it be possible? A grand slam?

It's a pity that no one except Shen Er will understand this stalk now.

Although seeing Director Jiang's face made Second Master Shen feel kind, but Second Master had no intention of chatting with Jiang Ye.

The gap between the two parties' status in the industry is too great, and they cannot talk together.

It's not too late to communicate with the other party after going to the Tianchao market for development.

With the end of the red carpet ceremony, the Cannes Film Festival officially kicked off.

With Webb, his trusted sidekick, to help prepare for the FSN screening, Shinji himself had little work to do once the festival started.

So Erye Shen, who was free, simply went to the film festival, which can be regarded as a first-hand experience of the world's first-class film festival.

It's a pity that Shen Er really didn't find a movie he was familiar with at this Cannes Film Festival, which made Er Ye a little regretful.

The longer he wandered around the film festival, Shen Er found that he could guess the type of movie being shown just by looking at the length of the crowd outside the cinema without looking at the poster.

Almost no one lined up, either documentaries or very pure art films.

There are people queuing up, but the queue is not very long. Most of them are movies that discuss social hot spots, such as "Elephant", which is an adaptation of a real school shooting.

Finally, those movie theaters with long queues at the door are full of art movies of female bodies, or at least movies with similar scenes.