Don't call me Master, call me Director

Not only that, "Frozen", "Frozen 2", "Beauty and the Beast", "Bohemian Rhapsody"... and other European and American music movies are all selling well in Japan.

Among them, "Frozen" won the box office champion for 16 consecutive weeks when it was released in Japan, and "Bohemian Rhapsody" was the annual box office champion in Japan in 2018.

Even "Cats" (not a stage play, but a live-action CG movie), known as the "biggest disaster musical in history" in North America, can win the box office in Japan.

Even the Emperor and his elders enthusiastically recommended this "Masterpiece".

"Tsk, I know where the underworld stuff from the Tokyo Olympics came from."

Shen Er, who also played tricks on the set, complained in a low voice while pretending to eat "fried chicken".

"Olympic Games?"

Zouken Matou, who was sitting next to his grandson, showed nostalgia: "You mean the 1964 Olympic Games? It was really a rare event, and the name Ultraman is still the reason for the popularity of the Olympic Games."

"..."

Shen Er really couldn't bear to tell his grandfather that the Olympic Games he was talking about were not the past, but the future.

"The times are developing, but aesthetics are regressing."

Shinji sighed.

"Aloha~Aloha~Aloha~"

"Wau I a oe~"

On the stage, Showa's uncles and aunts finally sang the last line of the song.

"it is good!"

"awesome!!"

"Aunt Nan Xizi is the best!!"

When the singing was over, everyone raised their glasses and shouted enthusiastically!

In particular, the three human beings of Heisei stood up and applauded vigorously to add to the fun.

"thank you all!"

Uncles and aunts bowed and thanked the audience with red faces.

"Cut!"

Amid the warm applause, Shen Er picked up the trumpet and shouted: "This one is over."

Then, Shen Er let out a long breath, raised the loudspeaker again and shouted: "Thank you for your efforts, because of everyone's efforts, we can reach the end of this journey. Now, I announce the shooting of "Super Ultra Eight Brothers" Finish!"

The cheers on the scene became louder, and those guys from Cu Chulainn got improvised firecrackers for the party from nowhere.

"and many more......"

Before Shen Er issued a warning, Cu Chulainn and the others looked at each other and smiled, and blew firecrackers at Shen Er.

Bah!

Bah!

Bah!

"Depend on!"

Shen Er, whose face was covered with scraps of paper, uttered a curse, and he directly picked up a plate of "Ma Po Tofu" on the table and threw it at it.

"You bastards are looking for death, right?"

"Master, in terms of age, we are enough to be your ancestors."

Cu Chulainn caught the flying "Ma Po Tofu" with a smile, and shook it as if showing off.

The booing around was louder now.

Cu Chulainn, who was a little flustered by the environment, laughed and said: "Master, you wait. I will reward you with a real mapo tofu later."

Then, the smug big dog was tailor-made by the cook.

"Don't waste food!"

Red A slapped the projected pan hard on Gouzi's head.

As a result, poor Wang Jiang stopped eating before he even had a bite of food.

When everyone on the set was booing, the chefs hired by Shen Er to work in the back kitchen of the bar for a long time brought up countless delicious dishes and buckets of beer like running water.

Those very beautiful but inaccessible foods were replaced one by one by mouth-watering delicacies.

"That's right!"

Artoria held six or seven meat skewers in one hand, and half a roast chicken in the other.

While the King of Knights was devouring his food, he did not forget to complain to the Master.

"Whether those things can be seen or eaten just now, people simply can't act out the feeling of eating delicious food."

Hearing this, Shen Er put down the drink cup in his hand and shook his head slightly: "This shows that your acting skills are still not in place. When you can make a very delicious expression in the face of broken food, it will show your Acting is off the charts."

Artoria looked like a ghost had seen her: "Is this some kind of cruel criminal law?"

Shen Er said slightly seriously: "No, this is called the self-cultivation of an actor."

Arturia curled her lips: "Could it be that the actor was deliberately picked on by the director?"

"It's simply because the crew is poor." Shen Er shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Because there was no budget to replace the props, when the chicken leg was shot the next day, the chicken leg was already rotten. But the actor acted in "Eating Human World" Delicious looking."

Shen Er was talking about what happened to the crew of the "Jigong" TV series. Teacher You Benchang's superb acting skills surprised the audience that there was a problem with the chicken legs.

In fact, similar things often happen in the old mainland film crews. Because of the cost, even if the food props are broken, they have to continue to act despite the taste.

In contrast, those traffic actors who can resist the smell without spitting it out are already remarkable.

That's why Shen Er has always looked down on the promotional soft articles of those traffic actors who say how hard they are acting.

Because even these soft articles for publicity, the above difficulties are not a problem at all in the eyes of veteran actors.

Not to mention the propaganda methods, which usually exaggerate the things encountered ten times.

What happened to memorizing the lines?For example, Mr. Hawthorne (Humphrey) can still recite his lines verbatim even after the TV series is over.

What happened to the injury?Tom cruise had a broken leg and insisted on performing all the tricks before stopping to check the wound.

"So it's not a good thing for an actor to be too delicate." Shen Er concluded, "They are all spoiled."

"I'm not squeamish." Artoria said dissatisfied.

Shen Er nodded slightly: "You are not squeamish, it's just that your pure acting skills are not good enough."

"Master!"

Artoria glared at Shen Er dissatisfied, and then said softly with a little guilt: "Actually, I have made great progress."

"I agree." Shen Er shook his head seriously, "The way you eat is getting cuter and cuter, Lily."

"What the hell is that called!"

If it wasn't for the fear of spoiling the food, Artoria would definitely draw her sword and let Shen Er remember with her body that she is a majestic King Arthur and cannot be molested!

Shen Er curled the corners of his mouth charmingly, teasing a serious girl like Artoria is the most interesting.

[Unfortunately, it would be great if we could go one step further. 】

Shinji glanced at Sakura who was staring at him from the corner of his eye, feeling a little helpless in his heart.

When picking up girls, the most taboo is someone to tear down the stage, and what his good sister, Ms. Ma Tongying, is best at doing is to tear down her brother.

I can't even pretend to be so strong, what can I use to pick up girls?

"Ahem, Master..."

Seeing that Shen Er hadn't spoken, Artoria, who thought she had made him angry, put down the food and coughed lightly twice.

"Is something wrong?"

Arturia whispered shyly: "I beg you... even if you are angry, don't use broken food to hone my acting skills."

"Oh huh~"

Shinji dragged out his tone.

"I was just talking casually." Arturia shrank her neck and whispered, "Master, you can pretend you didn't hear anything."

Shinji shook the cup and said, "Of course I won't, it's a waste of food."

"That's fine..."

Before Artoria breathed a sigh of relief, Shinji added: "But if Archer projects the broken food, it's not a waste of food. What do you think, Artoria?"

"Master...you really are the biggest villain in the world!"

Arturia deliberately lowered her voice for fear of being heard by others, but this made her voice sound a little coquettish.

"Hmmmm~"

Shen Er proudly let out a nasal sound, feeling satisfied that he had unlocked another strategy CG.

【Master, he doesn't really intend to do that, does he? 】

Arturia's side fell into chaos because of the food crisis.

As for whether the red A can be projected, this is no longer within the scope of Altria's thinking.

Chapter 138 Qingzi: Is the world crazy, or is grandpa crazy?

After molesting Artoria, Shinji proudly walked to the table of the elders and toasted with them one by one.

"Sorry, uncles and aunts. I really don't know how to drink, so I used drinks instead."

"Shinji, you can't even drink alcohol at your age, right?"

Zou Yan glared at Shen Er and reminded.

Even though Japan explicitly prohibits drinking before the age of 20, the implementation of this regulation is very poor. Except for relatively formal stores, most places basically don't care about it.

Of course, drinking in private is one thing, but knowingly committing a crime in public is another.

Especially on this occasion, there are so many people, if Shen Er really drinks, it will be in the newspaper tomorrow.

"Grandpa, don't be so serious." Shen Er smiled flatteringly, "Aren't I not drinking?"

"You kid wants to be beaten."

Seeing Zou Yan raise his crutch, Shen Er hurriedly hid aside.

The old man Kurobujin who was sitting next to Zouyan laughed out loud: "Haha, your rebellious spirit is the same as your grandfather's when he was young."

Shen Er suddenly became interested, and leaned over: "Grandpa Yoshimoto (Grandpa Susumu Kurobe's real name), was my grandpa as mean as I was when I was young?"

[You also know your bear? 】

These words made several elders roll their eyes.

Kurobe Jin smiled badly and said, "At that time, he was always dragging. I was afraid that he would break his neck while talking with his neck up all day."

Matou Zouken knocked on the table and retorted: "Takashi Yoshimoto! Why did I do such a thing, don't talk nonsense!"

"No? Who accidentally stepped into the mud pit on the set?"

Jiantong Zouyan blushed: "That guy Eiji is so bad, he deliberately set a trap to make things worse."

"Haha! You admit it."

Kurobe Shin had no image and laughed.

He and Matou Zouken are old friends, and they have no worries about joking with each other.

When he was filming "Ultraman", Zouken often came to the set to find Eiji Tsuburaya, and he got to know the actors very well.

After laughing for a while, Kurobe Jin took a sip of wine and said with emotion: "Hey~ It's been so many years, time flies really fast."

Matou Zouken nodded approvingly: "Yes, back then I was thinking about the future with Eiji, but he left in a blink of an eye."

"Director Tsuburaya is really sorry. It would be great if he could see the grand occasion now."

Shen Er grinned, disapproving of Mr. Kurobe Shin's words.

If old man Yuangu Yinger really lived to this day, he would be pissed off by those unworthy descendants.