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But X felt that his AI secretary had frightened the head of the training department, because Hod's watery blue eyes were always aimed at his AI secretary. It was Angela's face.

The two ministers in a row were so cautious. X felt that he was really acting like a bully this time. The minister was not afraid of himself, but the AI ​​secretary standing beside him.

I... Is he so lacking in majesty?

"It's okay, Hod, there are still 4 minutes before the meeting starts, so you're not late~ Is there anything you want to drink, I'll get it for you."

X glanced at the time, it's not yet the time for the meeting to start, but it's almost here... Normally, it should be 5 minutes early, why haven't Yesod and Netzach come yet?

If Netzach is late, X is not surprised at all, but if Yesod is late, it is really weird.

Because the Minister of Intelligence Yesod is a very strict person, no matter how you look at it, he will not be the type who is late for the meeting.

Unless... there are other special circumstances.

While thinking, X was about to stand up and prepare drinks for the other ministers.

"No, no, no, supervisor, I'll do it myself!"

But Minister Hod hastily stopped X's movements, she probably felt that it was really embarrassing for the supervisor to prepare the drinks herself.

"Well... don't be so restrictive, Hod, you can treat me as a friend, not a supervisor, right?"

X showed an expression of 'I'll get angry if you're so polite' to scare the head of the training department, but head Hod was really 'terrified', and in the end he hesitated and said respectfully rather than obediently.

"That, Director... I want to drink the same drink as you."

Minister Hod's voice was very weak, but he spoke clearly. As soon as he said these words, Minister Malkuth, who was sitting next to Minister Hod, subconsciously looked at his colleague with a strange expression.

Hod was also looked a little bewildered by the Minister of Control.

"Hey, what's the matter, Malkuth?"

"……nothing."

Holding his own grape soda, Malkuth seemed to be lost in thought, while X quickly came over with a few cans of the same flavor, even the Minister of Intelligence and Security who hadn't arrived yet had a share.

All the same grape flavored soda, no difference.

But this is relatively fair, right? X thought about it, and until X set up the drinks, the head of the intelligence department and the security department hadn't arrived yet, and there was only the last minute left. It was hard to imagine what could delay so long.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 100 93. Supervisor, you are so cute, be my girlfriend!

"Hod, did you see Yesod and the others when you came here? The meeting is about to start."

X glanced at the time again, and confirmed the fact that the Minister of Intelligence and the Minister of Security were late, and what is needed now is not to blame these two ministers, but to know where these two ministers are going, or what they are doing now.

The Training Department is next to the Intelligence Department. When Minister Hod came over, theoretically speaking, he should be able to meet Minister Yesod of the Intelligence Department...

The company's department divisions are the first floor, that is, the floor closest to the ground is the control department, and then extends downwards, and the deeper layer is the intelligence department, which is the core of the second floor, and then to the left and right extend.

The department on the left of the intelligence department is the security department, and the department on the right of the intelligence department is the training department. The distribution of the upper departments is like this, like an upside-down... Kabbalah tree of life, that is, the reverse Kabbah tree of life.

"Sorry, I don't know. Director, I didn't see Yesod in the office when I came over, so... I thought she had come over."

Minister Hod showed embarrassment, she probably really read it, because the Minister of Intelligence has always been rigorous, Minister Hod didn't think much, and took it for granted that Yesod, who was super punctual, should have gone to the meeting room in advance.

This can be said to be the trust in Yesod... The rigorous image of the Minister of Intelligence is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Not only the employees think she is rigorous and reliable, but other ministers also think so.

Although Yesod's "venomous tongue" is very stinging, and she needs to stab people from time to time, she is the one who is the most realistic. It is undeniable that her efficiency is always the highest, and her casualties are always the one with the lowest.

What Yesod said was the truth, even though the words were ugly and unpleasant... But maybe sometimes, this is much better than drowning in false lies and comforting words.

Although people will say that he is indifferent, X still admires Yesod, and Angela seems to be the most optimistic about Yesod. Among the ministers, Angela is the only one who will not criticize Yesod.

This shows that Yesod's behavior style is also very in line with the ideology of the AI ​​secretary, and it is also very appetizing for the AI ​​secretary.

X remembered that Yesod also said that he envied Angela's ruthlessness, envied 'she is a real machine'.Uh... I don't know if this kind of words are a compliment or a sarcasm, X feels that there is a little bit of both, half and half, and each half.

I don't know if Angela would mind if she heard such words, or if she would feel uncomfortable.

Regarding the ministers' evaluation of Angela, X is in denial.

She knows her AI secretary well, Angela is certainly not cold or heartless.

X has seen Angela's smile, it is very beautiful, like a gentle moon... Although it is not as dazzling as the sun, the bright moonlight is still fascinating and full of charm.

At least X is attracted by this, if he doesn't have any good feelings for his AI secretary, it's impossible, otherwise he is always being bullied like this, why didn't he resist?

Maybe it's from the bottom of my heart that I don't want to resist...enjoy the process like this.

X sometimes thinks——

Why don't you show some more smiles like this?Obviously very good-looking, such a beautiful secretary, it's a pity not to smile.

Why do you always have to keep a straight face and be fierce to the ministers?

X felt that if Angela's tone towards the ministers was a little softer and she showed a little more smile, maybe the relationship with the ministers would improve quickly, right?

After all, no one will refuse a smile, a warm smile should be able to quickly improve the relationship between each other and draw the distance between each other.

There is no one who hates people who love to laugh, and people who love to laugh must have good luck... Maybe?

Angela should also be a very gentle person, right?

Angela will take care of her clothes carefully, comb her hair, and give her a hug, although due to the limitation of the body, it is not warm... But what about the intelligent AI that can do these things? It might be ruthless.

But X couldn't understand why the AI ​​secretary never showed his good side in front of the ministers, but always showed that indifferent side, only criticizing the ministers harshly and hurting their self-confidence.

As a result, the relationship has become... so bad.

But there is no why, not so many whys. The AI ​​secretary just stood in front of X with his eyes closed, without saying anything, as if he would not interfere with the affairs of any executives and ministers.

She is more like a recorder, and attending such meetings is just to monitor the speeches of ministers and executives.

But just standing there like this put a lot of pressure on the ministers.

"Angela, sit down too. I'll go look for Netzach and the others. Maybe Yesod went to look for Netzach too. She's probably lying in a corner somewhere, drunk as hell."

X signaled her secretary to sit down instead of standing, while she got up to look for the two absent ministers.

[No need, supervisor, they are already here. 】

The AI ​​secretary closed his eyes, as if he had some kind of prophecy, as if to verify the AI ​​secretary's speech, the door of the meeting room was pushed open again.

The first thing X saw was a hand wearing a black glove, pushing the door in - it was Yesod, and only Yesod would wear gloves.

"Sorry, Supervisor, I'm late."

The words were very flat, and Yesod came in like dragging some large garbage. Because of his height, Yesod seemed unable to carry Netzach...or maybe he just didn't want to resist.

But being able to drag the large green waste over is already the limit of what she can bear. If it is on her shoulders, it may be a disaster, and it will be torture like hell.

Maybe after this meeting, Yesod will get a whole new pair of gloves.

In short, Minister Yesod of the Ministry of Intelligence treated Minister Netzach of the Ministry of Security as a large piece of garbage, and dragged him on the ground... Well, in fact, this may also be Minister Netzach of the Ministry of Security as some kind of mop for mopping the floor .

Even though he was dragged on the ground like a mop by the head of the intelligence department, and his messy and unmanaged long hair swept the floor like a mop, Netzach still looked drowsy, listless, and did not move. .

Even if she was kicked by Yesod, she didn't bother to turn over.

If it is a normal person, dragging on the ground like this, even if the hair does not hurt, the back and waist should also hurt, but unfortunately, Netzach is an intelligent AI, she does not have normal cognitive pain, even if she is dragged on the ground like garbage Pulling, there is no serious problem.

And this look, it seems that the enkephalins are high again, and they have taken an excessive dose of enkephalins.

No matter how the sky spins, even if the things in front of you are constantly swaying, it doesn't matter at all... It's like a puddle of mud rotten on the ground, no matter how it is trampled on.

So when he was dragged by the head of the intelligence department like this, he ignored it, even if he was scolded, it was as if he didn't hear it, and his pupils were dilated.

When an intelligent AI can show the appearance of this addict, it usually means that she has ingested enough enkephalins to make ten employees squat. In other words, she has ingested a whole box of enkephalins , it is regarded as the inventory that the training department does not want.

Good news: The employees of the security department did not inhale enkephalin, and it will not affect their work.

Bad news: The head of the security department knocked out all the enkephalins, and now he is so excited that he can't even recognize people.

It’s really embarrassing for Yesod to drag Netzach here. Obviously, as the head of the intelligence department, he can let the head of the security department ignore it. A bad guy like Netzach is fine even if he doesn’t. Anyway, Netzach will be punished in the end——

But Yesod still went to look for Netzach, and although his expression and words were full of disgust, he still insisted on bringing him here.

Maybe it's because of X's instructions, after all, X has asked Yesod to take care of Netzach.

In any case, X can feel that Yesod is really responsible, and his heart is not bad, but the pure mouth is clumsy, with a knife mouth and a bean heart, in other words, he is a little tsundere.

He clearly said that he would not bother Netzach anymore...but in the end he dragged Netzach up in the corner.

"Thank you, Yesod. I'm sorry, this kind of thing should have been done by me... I'm obviously the supervisor, and I should be responsible for the minister's problems."

X hurried over and bowed to Yesod to apologize, she took Netzach's appearance to herself, and thought it was her own fault, because she didn't take care of Netzach and made her become like this.

However, X's bowing humility made the Minister of Intelligence frown even more. Yesod was so dissatisfied with X's performance that she didn't even bother to call him an honorific, but chose to call him by his first name.

"X, I hope I don't see anything like this next time... I mean, you indulged Netzach too much, and it's because of your indulgence that she became like this."

Yesod's expression was very flat, and the meaning in his words was more to blame the director himself than to blame Netzach. The director of the intelligence department probably felt that X, the director, was dereliction of duty.

It’s not about the dereliction of duty at work, but the dereliction of duty in dealing with ministerial issues... Yesod always believes that X’s gentleness is used in useless places, and this expands the hidden danger.

Just like it is now, a pool of large green non-recyclable things muttered on the ground, with a strong smell of alcohol and a feeling of hallucinogenic drugs in the words.

God knows what Chlorella saw and imagined, anyway, X doesn't want to know at all.

"Hi~ Jin! Hehehe, the supervisor...really...really...is...too...right~"

"Hey~hehe...your...waist...is still...as thin as last time...this...leg...is...excellent~"

"Come on again, come on again...boo...for a while~"

"No-give-kiss-kiss, I... hiccup~ I... I just... can't get up!"

After seeing X approaching, a pool of large green garbage rotted on the ground hugged X's calf, tightly entangled like some kind of algae lying on the rock wall.

On hold, it stuck to X again like brown candy.

What's even more frightening is that Netzach said these words in front of all the ministers. In the conference room, all the ministers and an AI secretary were present.

Say it, say it like that...

——What the fuck is Netzach talking about!

——Shut up, you're going to die and don't drag me into the water!

As a victim, X, after hearing these words from the Ministry of Security, his mentality was undoubtedly broken.

X felt her face was hot, very hot, as if suddenly boiling a kettle, and she didn't know where to put her own face.

—What the hell is Netzach talking about?

Everyone's eyes were focused on X at once. Their eyes were very complicated. All kinds of eyes stayed on X, and they focused on X's waist and legs below the waist. X really felt that he wanted to socialize. died.

In the past, it was said that the executive career was coming to an end, it was all false, but this time it is true.

Although X's waist is indeed very slender and very attractive, and below the waist are all legs, which are extraordinarily slender...has a unique charm that firmly attracts her attention.

All the ministers agreed with what Netzach said, except X, the director himself, didn't think so.

In fact, X was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig a hole in the ground, and got into it on the spot.

Usually it’s fine to cheat, but this time it’s the real trick... X even wondered if he had offended Netzach in his previous life, why he was so resentful and repaid him with kindness.

"Netzach, what nonsense are you talking about! Open your eyes and see what it is? It's one! If you don't let go, I'll throw you out and never want you again!"

X tried to salvage his image, to make his executive image a little dignified, but to no avail.

Netzach is not afraid of X's threatening words at all, and looks like he is not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet.

"Hey... Director... You are so cute... Be my girlfriend."

X finally couldn't hold back anymore, she felt that her sanity was about to break, no matter what, this was beyond what X could accept and understand, X once felt that she was also hallucinating?

Why Netzach would say such a thing, she couldn't understand.

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The author's words:

I’m so tired, I hope I can hit the update list with lightning~ After drinking a cup of coffee just now, I always feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, but I have to reach 40 words before Wednesday, so I have to work hard to catch up.

Meow, do the math, I have to update 40 words a day for the past two days, and I have to work hard on Tuesday after today’s update, and I have to reach [-] words before Wednesday morning. It’s so difficult, meow, I’m going to be rolled into cat sushi.

There should be another update, there are still two hours before the full attendance checkout at six o'clock, try harder meow!