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X has heard a little bit about the middle-level department. According to the employees, the head of the welfare department is the best head, and the benefits are also the best. Many employees want to work in the welfare department and hope to be transferred to the head of the welfare department Administered by the Welfare Department.

Among the several ministers, she is the most popular minister among the employees... The employees speak highly of her, all of them are compliments, and she is loved by the employees, probably the kind of minister that Hod envies.

It seems to be called something...?

X is not very clear, it seems to be called Chesed...? Although X has never met this minister, but he always feels that there is something weird, or a sense of disobedience.

Maybe it's a preconceived impression, maybe it's because of 'a memory that doesn't exist at all', X always feels that the head of the welfare department should not be called by that name.

【Director, is my coffee not to your liking?I can also have the Minister of Welfare make you coffee if you like. 】

The coffee exuding a strong aroma was served on the table, and then, X's cheek was pinched by the AI ​​secretary, and he rubbed it again and again... With the sudden desire to survive, X quickly changed his words.

"How come, Angela's coffee is the best, I like Angela the most! What kind of coffee is made by the Minister of Welfare? I don't like it!"

Because of being pinched on the cheek, X was a little slurred, but at least the meaning was clear - the intelligent AI reluctantly let go, let go of the woman in front of him after a cold snort.

Although I know that the woman with black hair and short sideburns is trying to put me off, at least it sounds comfortable, and I don't expect much, at least I can be a little more comfortable...

[Director, regarding the middle-level department, after you prove your ability, it will be handed over to you for management. Now is a new week, I hope you can show yourself more and prove your ability to the company and us. 】

The AI ​​secretary patiently ticked off the calendar and explained it to X bit by bit.

It is now the eighth day, the first day of the second week, which is Monday, and after this week passes, the opening of the middle-level department will be ushered in.

Of course, the premise is that X can get through this week safely, without being fired from the company or anything... The first week can only be regarded as a novice adaptation period, simple and easy, to help the supervisor adapt to the environment, and there is nothing really difficult things.

In short, what artificial intelligence wants to express to X is that you can't be complacent just because you did a good job in the first week, and take the future work lightly.

The company's real test for supervisors has not yet begun, and in the second week, even if the internship period has barely passed, it has begun to enter the regularization stage. The AI ​​secretary hopes that X can pay attention to it and devote [-]% of its energy to complete the company's delivery. Task.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 92 85. Director, beware of the despicable AI

【Director, you will need to attend a meeting after get off work today. Don't worry, it's not an important meeting. It's just a week's work summary with the ministers. Social activities are conducive to creating a good working atmosphere. 】

Maybe it’s X’s illusion, X always feels that when the intelligent AI mentions ‘community activities’, the pronunciation is particularly heavy… Angela’s relationship with the ministers is not very good, let her say ‘create a good working atmosphere’ That would be too difficult.

"Well, will Angela participate? Come with me."

X hugged his AI secretary and rubbed against it, his voice was a little crooked, just the kind of crooked feeling that gives goosebumps... Well, maybe it's a deliberate good read, but it doesn't matter, maybe the smart AI Just eat this set.

【Well, I will be by your side, Director.In fact, most of these meetings are handled by me, and you just need to listen, stamp and sign. 】

While talking, the intelligent AI stroked X's chin, and X made a grunting sound from his throat very cooperatively, squinting his eyes and letting his AI secretary touch it around.

And when the intelligent AI puts its finger close to her lips, X will also subconsciously hold the slender white finger of the intelligent AI, although it has no taste and is not a lollipop.

And when the intelligent AI retracts its hand, it will wipe the water stains from its fingertips on X's face again...

It's hard to understand the meaning of this, but it's too boring to pursue the specific meaning-human beings are keen to do meaningless things.

And many things don’t need to pursue their meaning—it’s enough to please themselves.

1.【Wall-faced Girl】

【Its unbearable mourning continued to grow until it was completely covered by that gloomy long hair...】

2.【Old woman】

【A person, even if there are many stories to tell in life, but after death, only loneliness is the only listener...】

3.【T-06-27】

【This is the 'day' we must never forget...】

Not surprisingly, X chose [T-06-27] among these abnormalities, which has no file data. After all, they are not dangerous abnormalities. It may be out of care for the novice supervisor. It will not be sent over with an existence with an excessively high threat level.

Even if you choose randomly, there will be no major problems.

ZAYIN-level, TETH-level, and HE-level, these three threat-level abnormalities are all that X can come into contact with, and even the most dangerous level only stays at the HE level.

[Dead Butterfly Funeral Ritual] This type of abnormal body, as long as you pay a little attention and equip it with equipment with high white damage resistance, you can send staff to suppress it easily and minimize the loss.

The threat coefficient of a single HE-level Abnormal Body is not high, and after careful management, it will not pose a big threat, and it is still safe.

So, it should just be said that the company is giving the supervisor time to exercise and train employees, helping the supervisor to be as familiar with the management process as possible during the 'safe period', and training the staff more to deal with the more and more dangerous whims in the future body.

If he is so clumsy that he can't even do such a simple management job, he might as well be kicked out of the house as soon as possible... Well, he was voluntarily resigned.

Although even if the management work is done well, it will be severely criticized, just like it is now.

"Director, didn't you see the message I sent you yesterday?"

The head of the intelligence department in front of the screen was crossing his arms and frowning, his displeasure was already written on his face, and the distance from frowning could kill a fly.

"Sorry, Yesod... I forgot yesterday. Is it about Netzach? Let's talk about it after get off work. Angela should inform you that there is a meeting today."

X has dove several ministers in a row yesterday, not only did not check the documents, but also did not process the messages, and until now, the caring and reliable AI secretary told her that it seemed to have a serious network delay-it is hard to imagine whether this is artificial Smart and intentional.

If it's a minister with a good temper, like Hod, it's okay to say, and a minister with a slightly worse temper, such as the strict and demanding Minister of Intelligence, will definitely only see a bad face.

Yesod hates those who don't follow the rules, even if they dress poorly, they will be picked on, not to mention being late and directly ignoring work.

And forgetting about the minister, and not notifying such things, X himself was at fault first, so what else could he do except show a stupid and silly smile and try to get away with it?

In fact, it is enough to scold for a while, and after Yesod preaches, he will naturally calm down, and the matter will be over.

The head of the Ministry of Intelligence will not really do anything to X, at most he will be strict with his mouth...

"I don't want this to happen again, Director... Regarding Netzach, I suggest you check it out for yourself, she's a little too stressful - in fact, it's not good for me to spend a second with her torture."

Probably something happened yesterday when X was away. When Yesod mentioned the Minister of Security, his disgusted expression was even worse, as if he saw some non-recyclable garbage. It seems that there is something wrong with each other. contradiction.

But Yesod isn't snitching, specifically about how bad Netzach is...

Maybe the relationship between the Minister of Intelligence and the Minister of Security is not so bad. At least Yesod should try his best to tolerate Netzach. It may be too embarrassing for her to ask Yesod to help the mud.

X means understanding.

The head of the security department today is in a somewhat decadent state, as if he has returned to the previous state. The tie is crooked, the coat is not well worn, and the armbands on the cuffs are not even worn properly. It is crumpled like paper that has been squeezed by someone. group.

There is a feeling that all the efforts in the past were in vain. Once I returned to the pre-liberation——

It's only lasted for a few days, why did Netzach rot again?

X looked at the state of the head of the security department, and frowned. She probably understood Yesod's mood, and probably persuaded her, but even X, the director, couldn't control Netzach, so how could Yesod be able to control him?

In fact, maybe when Angela came over, Chlorella head could barely give some face and get up from the sofa, but if he drank too much, he would probably rot directly in the sofa, like a boneless sandworm.

"Hi~hich~haha-ha, Director, you look... hiccup~ also... quite...right...well."

An abnormal blush appeared on Netzach's face, and her pupils were also a little dilated. She rotted on the sofa, and her whole body sank into it, just like the state when they first met.

She seemed to be in a trance, intoxicated by some kind of hallucination.

"Netzach! Why are you injecting enkephalins again... I remember you are using enkephalins for regular psychological counseling?"

X looked very uncomfortable. The minister who was obviously getting better, why did he suddenly start to rely on addictive drugs? She didn't want to doubt her minister, but the source of the enkephalin was only leaked from the training department. out now.

She couldn't figure out how Netzach would do such a thing just because he didn't see Netzach for a day, it was really - it really disappointed her.

What about the company's performance, it's only the second week, is it going to be ruined?

"Huh? Hiccup...Director...you...didn't you see...I'm...treating...me...myself...well, haha, I, hiccup feel-now-really-good...great .”

As if deliberately provoking, the head of the security department injected a dose of enkephalin in front of X. This is a serious drug addiction and drug dependence, and obviously, it should be relapsed now.

X can't stand it, she can't ignore her minister.

"Angela, take care of me, I'll go and see how she's doing."

X made a gesture and turned off the display screen, unlike watching such a carnival scene of addicts.

She was about to get up and leave the supervisor's room, and go to the Security Department to find this worrying addict minister. If she wanted to let Netzach go to work in this state, even if Angela dared, she would not dare.

After all, if there is a major work error, it is not the minister but the director X who is responsible.

But X was stopped, stopped by his own AI secretary, and pushed back on the executive chair.

【Director, you can't waste the time of the whole company because of her alone, every minute is precious, and you have an urgent energy target to complete. 】

The artificial intelligence didn't want to pay attention to the Minister of Security. Even if he was injecting addictive drugs in front of the screen, Angela didn't show any signs of anger and was very calm.

This may be a very common thing for her, after all, before X came... she was the one who managed the AI ​​of these departments, and she couldn't be more clear about the minister's style and virtue.

If you can really get angry because of such a "little thing", how many times in a day will you be angry?

But X is not used to it yet. Despite her indifferent attitude towards employees, X still cares about her ministers. She is the supervisor, and she is responsible for her ministers. If the minister behaves like this, X believes that it should be her discipline. dereliction of duty.

Sharpening knives does not make mistakes in chopping firewood. If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his weapon. If the ministers are all there, how can the employees get better? If a management error causes the abnormal body to escape and trigger a chain reaction, then The day was wasted.

X doesn't know what Angela is thinking. As the company's intelligent AI, it doesn't care about Netzach's behavior that seriously reduces the company's efficiency, but...she must take care of it.

"Angela, let go. Netzach's condition is very bad, I have to deal with her affairs first! Her mental stress has obviously exceeded the standard, and she can no longer be given enkephalin injections!"

Although as an AI, enkephalin does not cause serious consequences like employees, it will still seriously damage the AI's own sanity, reduce its judgment and many other problems, due to excessive injection of enkephalin. The body is damaged.

X is very aware of this, and she thinks that Angela should know better than her, but—the AI ​​secretary's tone is calm and indifferent, without the slightest sign of caring about the minister.

[Director, this is what the head of security should be like. You shouldn't have any expectations of her—she's doing her job well and playing her role well. 】

"Angela, do you mean that Netzach doesn't do any work? Just like this, taking enkephalin and living in those hallucinations? The security department is the 'security' department, an important department."

X roared, and Jin Tong glared at his secretary angrily, and his wrists were gradually exerting force, preparing to break free from the secretary's restraint.

Some things can be compromised and some things cannot.

At least, things about the Minister are not okay...

At this moment, it seems that X is protecting the interests of the company, while the AI ​​secretary is letting the damaged gears continue to run with rust, and letting a bigger safety hazard happen.

[Enkephalin sucked until delirious...drowsy all day long...Being a useless person with nothing to do, this is her job, X, you should get used to her like this. 】

"You're farting, Angela! Do you know how much I paid to restore the company's performance? How much trouble will those addicts cause? Can you get better?"

X was like an angry lion when she roared, and this was the first time she had quarreled with her AI secretary because of the minister's affairs, and she showed no sign of giving in.

Under normal circumstances, she is like a large quail huddled in a corner, listening to her secretary for everything, only nodding her head and making grunting noises.

But paranoid people will always be extremely paranoid about certain things, and X happens to be the type who is extremely serious and stubborn about work.

For other things, she would not argue with the existence of a secretary in name but actually a boss, but it was obviously wrong to look at it this way, and she really couldn't agree with the AI ​​secretary's point of view.

【Director, your emotions are too emotional, sorry, please forgive my rudeness——】

As for X, the artificial intelligence just sighed, and then, as if some mechanism had been triggered, X was tied up by the mechanical crawlers that suddenly appeared, and his limbs were tied firmly, and he was tied to the executive chair.

Probably in consideration of X's strength, the mechanical crawlers that look tough at first glance are specially reinforced instead of ordinary ropes... Ropes can't stop X.

[I can understand your feelings, Director, but Netzach is a different kind of troublesome guy, she is a very cunning AI, this may just be her means to get your attention, not that she really has something to do. 】

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 93 86. White Rabbit Toffee ♀ Love Dependence

Peel off the colorful wrapper to reveal the spherical hard candy inside. The hard candy is boiled at high temperature and has a high dry solid content, usually above 90.00%.

The hard candy is hard but also crisp, and it melts slowly in the mouth. If you don't chew it, but just hold it, it will be very durable——

Generally speaking, giving human cubs a piece of hard candy can make human cubs quiet for a long time, far better than soft candy.

The orange sugar ball was handed to the mouth of the golden-eyed woman with black hair and short temples by the intelligent AI. With a little force, she stroked her smooth and tender chin, and the sugar ball was stuffed into her mouth, probably because she wanted to tie it to a chair Come on, the restless X shut up.

The black-haired woman struggled violently. If the metal tracks were not strong enough and firm, she would probably have broken free...the restraint belts were used to deal with violent patients and other people with similar mental illnesses.

This might be impolite, after all, this is a supervisor, not a mental patient.

But after stuffing the candy into X's mouth, the noisy black-haired woman immediately quieted down, as if she was seriously licking the orange-flavored lollipop, unwilling to let go of it.

stopped...

It seems that the taste of candy is quite good, with X in his mouth, his cheeks puffed out, his originally fierce eyes softened again, and he looked like a large quail again.

Seeing this, the intelligent AI placed two pieces of white toffee with a bunny pattern on the supervisor's desk, as if to compensate for the 'disrespectful' behavior just now, and this is compensation.