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But it can’t, it’s not allowed, and X doesn’t know why, he thinks it’s just not allowed.

It's ridiculous, but X can't tell why she thinks it's ridiculous, not just because of artificial intelligence... Angela is beautiful, meets her aesthetic standards, and has excellent abilities.

Maybe, probably the preferred type, but that's still ridiculous.

"Do you mean kiss again, Angela... If it's something more extreme, I won't agree to you."

[Can you ask me like this, doesn't it mean that you have thoughts about other things? 】

The AI ​​secretary delivered the red tie around his collar to X's hands, as if X could take it off at any time if he wanted to, and do even more excessive things.

Maybe it's a joke, maybe it's true, at least the secretary's calm tone X can't tell the truth from the fake words.

Even if it was true, X would not do it, she has no interest in AI secretary.

A kiss is enough, just to meet the secretary's needs, not the director's own needs.

With the smell of champagne, kiss his secretary.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 62 57. Don't fight, don't fight, what are the advantages of the supervisor, whoever is right will give her

Do you know the meaning of champagne?

Pleasure... revelry... the high life of romance and luxury.

Champagne will be used for celebrations on formal occasions, as a welcome gift——

"So, Angela, I'll be leaving first, I won't be back too late...probably? If I drink too much, remember to splash me with ice water."

He obviously just attended a party among his subordinates after get off work, but he still wanted to say hello to his secretary in such a formal way.

X wiped the water stains from the corners of his mouth, not feeling the slightest nostalgia for the warmth between his lips and teeth.

The smell of champagne is everywhere, and the alcohol is in the air... It's just different from beer, which is more similar to the mellow fruity aroma, fragrant and intoxicating.

After tidying up the clothes, X was still clumsy and needed his secretary to take care of them a second time, so as to sort out the decent image that a company executive should have.

The AI ​​secretary is quite gentle, provided that he ignores the words that suddenly came into X's ear...

[If you drink too much, I won't prepare dinner with you, maybe you can count on the beer vending machine outside the corridor to provide you with dinner? 】

While talking on the other side, the white and slender hand pinched X's waist suddenly, and the slight tingling sensation even woke up X's alcohol addiction a lot.

X nodded repeatedly, like an obedient large quail, as if she would agree to whatever the AI ​​secretary said now.

After being dragged by the AI ​​secretary to the "three chapters of the agreement", X escaped the clutches of the artificial intelligence smoothly, and felt a lingering feeling of fear when he walked out of the supervisor's room.

It was an indescribable intuition, as if staying in the supervisor's room for a while longer would be eaten.

[Elf Feast] This abnormal body, although it looks friendly, will help humans, heal their wounds and restore their mental state——

But as soon as he feels that the prey is about to run away and feels uneasy, he will preemptively eat the 'prey' into his stomach, so as to prevent the prey from being hunted by other abnormal bodies.

Employees who have been stamped with the mark of "Elf Blessing" by [Elf Feast] cannot work in other Abnormal Body Containment Units.

They're jealous...greedy and deeply insecure.

X held the champagne in his arms tightly, afraid of falling or hitting it, and treated the bottle of champagne with care like a treasure.

It's not that X likes wine so much, but that she has invested in it, not just a little bit of it.

In order to get a bottle of champagne, she has spent so much effort to make the intelligent AI happy, and there are several red marks on her body, Netzach really has to kneel and step on her feet to deserve this glass of wine.

But kneeling and stepping on feet feels too much, as long as Netzach can work well, X feels that the bottle of wine is not in vain, it is worth the money.

Who made her the supervisor?The director of the company has to be responsible to the department head of the company.

Although the relationship between Angela and the ministers seems to be not very good, but as a supervisor, she can't look at this rigid relationship... The AI ​​secretary is already busy enough to manage the company, and dealing with interpersonal issues Give it to your supervisor.

Although there is no clear indication that the supervisor has such an obligation, for the sake of the company's efficiency and performance, it is still necessary to clean up the mess, the conflict between the ministers and the ministers, and the defects of the ministers themselves...

These are always to be faced, nothing more than sooner or later.

X thinks his method is good, not to mention quick results, the effect is still remarkable. Netzach has been working hard for four consecutive days. If this momentum continues, the security department will definitely get better and better, and the company's performance will go down. superior.

Everything is on track...

It would be great if I can work consciously without the need for "rewards". Unfortunately, X feels that his drawing skills are not very good, and he can't draw well. out of the pie.

After all, what salary does the AI ​​want... In the end, besides drinking and taking drugs, Chrysanthemum has no other desires. The top management of the Lobotomy Company are all artificial intelligence.

Except for the director X, the heads of the department are all AI. This is a company run by artificial intelligence... If there is any high-level person who can be regarded as human beings, it is probably only the founder of the company that the AI ​​​​secretary occasionally mentions as the background board One of the 'A's.

A very mysterious guy, this is X's first impression of the founder of Lobotomy, and he can only understand it from the scales and feathers that the secretary said.

At least it feels like, the AI ​​secretary often talks about the motto of 'A', and probably admires and respects her very much——

This is also inevitable, after all, A is not only the boss of Lobotomy, but also the designer of Lobotomy, and Angela was designed by A.

No creature would dislike its creator. For artificial intelligence, A probably exists like her mother. The relationship is probably... not bad?

After all, who would design such an exquisite artificial intelligence that is obviously used to process files and serve as a central processor for office work——

It is so delicate that even the internal structure has been highly restored to the human body, and too many cumbersome functions have been added.

Should it be said that it was too critical, or that it was carrying private goods.

X didn't dare to jump to judgment, and he didn't dare to chew the tongue of the company boss.

Although she has secretly slandered many times that the AI ​​designer of Lobotomy is a mental patient whose head was caught by the elevator door, every time she thinks of such a thing, she still finds it absurd and unreasonable.

My boss is actually a smart AI control, should this be classified as a fetish or something, a doll control?Besides, electronic characters are addicted?

Two...two...Two-dimensional!

If I meet my boss in the future, how should I greet him? What is the first sentence I speak?

X was distressed, thinking wildly while walking in the corridor, the more she thought about it, the more frightened she felt—she seemed to know something she shouldn't know.

They are all intelligent AI, and the things seen under the cognitive filter are all cute cartoon images. Doesn't this mean that the boss of Lobotomy Inc. prefers...two...Two-dimensional!

Obviously, the plasma smeared on the wall is indispensable every day at work, the eyeballs rolled to the floor when stepped on, and all kinds of messy howls of monsters and insulting words when employees panicked.

This is not beautiful, but such a cute cartoon image is used to express this scene.

It's full of bad humor.

Slowly, the image of a cruel woman with a nasty smile on the corner of her mouth, wielding a whip to enslave employees gradually came out of X's head, and then automatically replaced with Angela.

With a bad smile, the artificial intelligence with a terrible personality is waving a whip and forcing the supervisor to work overtime, and then sneered and stuffed the employees into the company's "massage machine" with a "[-]% favorable rate and no bad reviews".

The dried green algae lay on the floor as a foothold for the artificial intelligence, and Yesod waited by the side to read a report to the artificial intelligence.

Malkuth thumped the AI's back and pressed its shoulders, and the cute Hod brought tea and water to the AI.

——How could such a thing happen? !

X himself frightened himself, and his body trembled abruptly.

It is said that designers generally incorporate their own ideas or viewpoints into the things they design, and the designers of intelligent AI... can design an artificial intelligence full of wickedness like Angela, X is hard to say.

Although it is impossible to say that they are 100% similar, it is estimated that there is a similarity of [-] to [-]. From this, it can be inferred that the founder of Lobotomy A is also a guy with a bad personality.

I haven't seen the boss yet, and the days are so sad... X can only pray that he won't be fired by the boss who came back from a business trip and packed up.

Thinking about it this way, performance is still the most important thing. Only when the supervisor's work is done well can he feel at ease, and he can sleep deeply with peace of mind when he gets under the covers.

When going to bed at night, X is probably the most relaxed time. He obviously felt that he had insomnia before, but now he can fall asleep with the pillow on his head, and sleep until the alarm rings.

I guess I'm tired.

Manage Abnormalities at work, assign employees to collect energy, deal with all kinds of emergencies, and squeeze out a private rest space after get off work to greet ministers and encourage them to work hard...

For the efficiency and performance of the company, I really paid a lot.

Even if you don't want to laugh most of the time, you will force yourself to smile.

"Yesod, I'm coming in!"

X knocked on the door of the Minister of Intelligence's office, waited for a while, and when there was no response, he knocked a few more symbolically and pushed the door open.

"Hey, aren't you here? Well, maybe it's time to hand in the report."

There was no one in the office, the door was unlocked, and the sorted documents were placed on the desk, probably after processing, X scanned around, but did not find the head of the intelligence department.

He crept down and checked under the sofa and under the desk. X didn't find the 'poisonous snake' lurking in the grass, and confirmed the fact that Yesod was really not in the office.

This is a very rare situation, usually the ministers will stay in their respective ministers' offices, maybe there will be ministers who like to visit, but Yesod is definitely not the type who likes to 'stop' around, because she is a well-behaved guy, Even a little rigid.

Last time, Yesod got pissed off because Netzach came to ask her to borrow printing paper. X really didn’t think that the poisonous snake lurking in the grass could still walk around. Except for work needs, it’s impossible to expect Yesod to take the initiative to communicate with other ministers. of.

And if it is to hand in the report, it is impossible not to bring the documents on the desk.It can't be going to the toilet, right? AI doesn’t need to go to the toilet. Not everyone will pretend to be sick like Netzach last time. It is common sense that intelligent AI will not catch a cold.

Netzach's crappy excuse for pretending to be sick left a deep impression on X. It can't be said to be bad, it can only be said to be funny, just like a student who doesn't want to go to school, suddenly clutches his stomach and says it hurts.

Because it's so bad that I don't feel the need to expose it.

If Netzach is not in the office, X will only think that he has gone to a corner for a drink, but if it is Yesod, X will think that Yesod has something to deal with suddenly and will be back soon.

Because the head of the intelligence department is a strict person, he will definitely lock the door when he goes out. Otherwise, the employees will break in and touch the documents.

Many of the documents provided by the intelligence department cannot be seen by employees, or are only provided to employees who have reached a certain level of authority, such as [employees at level four] and above.

There are often text labels that are only provided to [third-level employees] or [fourth-level employees] [fifth-level employees]. Files are divided into strict permissions. The person in charge is the highest level, the minister is next, and the last is screening out of staff.

Some not-so-good content is not even shown to other department heads, because they are worried that they will not be able to accept it, let alone those employees.

Blocking information is actually a kind of kindness, a kind of protection for employees.Knowing too much sometimes is not only a bad thing, but also harms yourself.

After all, knowing that he is very close to himself, a very friendly abnormal body is actually keeping food fresh... It is a very embarrassing thing.

Or the target of the [oppression] work, maybe which colleague became it.

Wrapped into a sac by a spider, he will not die immediately after being injected with venom, but will feel his pulse getting weaker and weaker very slowly in the darkness...

Knowing this, for those new employees, the appetite for lunch is probably gone, and there will be a certain psychological burden on the work assigned by the company, which will increase the number of mistakes.

At this point, X agrees with Yesod's approach very much, which is undoubtedly the right choice.

Yesod is reliable and reassuring, so - where did she go?

X thought about it, it is the minister's freedom to go where the minister goes, and there is no rule that the minister must stay in the office, maybe he will come back soon, so he should go to other departments first.

Last time, Netzach was not allowed to drink champagne. Although he made some compensation afterwards, X was still a little embarrassed that he forgot the green algae head among the ministers.

This time, let's show it to Netzach first, and enjoy the eye addiction. After all, the champagne in his arms should be shared with everyone, not for Netzach to drink alone.

Thinking of this, X carefully closed the office door of the intelligence department, and went to the security department next door to the intelligence department. You can walk through a few corridors to the security department, which is relatively close.

"Netzach, look what I brought you, champagne - eh, what are you doing!"

X pushed open the office door of the Security Department, and what he saw was nothing but two ministers wrestling together. Even if he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, what X saw was still the head of the Security Department and intelligence Minister of Ministry.

The Minister of Security and the Minister of Intelligence are fighting.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 63 58. Chlorella head, you villain sue first!I beat you to death.

The moment X yelled, time seemed to press the pause button, and the movements of the two ministers who had wrestled to the ground stopped, as if they were frozen there... playing one, two, three wooden figures.

After pausing for a few seconds, as if imitating a mirror, the two ministers made the same movement - turned their heads to look at the stunned supervisor X at the door.

The lips moved, but no sound came out, as if they had been silenced, and they all became dumb.

In such an embarrassing atmosphere, I probably don't know how to speak... It seems that the cooling effect of the central air conditioner has been adjusted to the highest level, people are about to freeze into ice slag, and there is a chill in the air.

X is also a bit indescribable, this kind of embarrassment is not much stronger than the two ministers in the office who fought for some reason.

Because the head of the intelligence department and the head of the security department were all looking at X, staring straight at the black-haired, short-haired, golden-eyed woman who suddenly barged in.

To be honest, being stared at by two people like this is really a bit penetrating, X feels his scalp is numb.