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"That's not like something you'd say."

Yesod snorted coldly, but was not amused by X's expression.

And X didn't care, after all, it wouldn't be Yesod if she could be easily laughed at. What she really cared about was what Yesod said at the end.

That tone...why does it always feel...as if you know yourself?

X doesn't feel that she is very familiar with the minister of the intelligence department. In fact, she has only been employed for less than a week. The ministers are at best familiar with each other, and they are far from good, let alone know each other. .

But the minister gave X the feeling... It always seemed that others had recognized her long ago, she was notorious, and she was strongly prejudiced from the subjective impression.

X lowered his volume, sneaked up to Yesod's ear like a black cat with evil intentions, and asked in a low voice.

"Well, then what do you think I should say? Yesod. Are you scolding the designers of Lobotomy now? You will be heard by Angela if you say bad things here. Angela is a loyal supporter of the designers. If found out, I will be cleaned up by her later."

"But if you want to scold, we can go to Netzach's office together. If we get caught, it can be said that Netzach mobilized a crowd to rebel."

Half joking but also half truthful, X joked.

I have to say that even thinking about it now, Netzach, the head of the security department, is really a "violent man", with admirable courage. He actually scolded Angela behind his back more than once. After being cleaned up by Angela, he lived a good life.

If it was X who scolded himself, he would have been subdued by the AI ​​secretary long ago.

Based on this alone, X is enough to praise Chlorella.What is it called, this is called 'Jin', not only to show face to himself, but also to Angela, it is not double standard at all, it is very fair.

I am more worried that the green algae heads that are too vigorous will one day fall into the pool of enkephalins and cannot be fished out.

But now Netzach's drug addiction and alcohol addiction have eased, and X feels that she has changed a lot in the past few days. If Netzach can still maintain this good state after observing for a while, it means that the addiction recovery has been effective. Sincere repentance is not far away.

And now...whether it's true repentance or a 'reward' for a picture, X doesn't really care, after all, she only cares about the result.

As long as Netzach can work hard, it doesn't matter whether he really wants to work or not.

But if all the AIs in the company are model workers like Yesod, well-behaved, and serious everywhere, X himself probably can't stand it, thinking about the temper of a 'poisonous snake' is enough energy. Being entangled, X himself can't bear it.

Just like this, it's too rigid, and the topic of chatting is not very sustainable.

"Director, please stop joking. There are only 22 minutes left until the end of the lunch break. You should go back to the supervisor's room now and get ready for the afternoon work."

Yesod has no humorous words that seem to get X at all, and there is no smile on that face, and the expression is serious.

There was a little silence, but after looking at the time, Yesod reminded X audibly - it was time to start working.

"Okay, okay, but I really think you can consider my proposal and go to Netzach's office after get off work to have a drink and have a little gathering together."

"You must come! Well, it doesn't matter if you don't come, I will come to you after get off work ~ Yesod. I hope you don't mind my delaying your work time."

X thought about bringing the ministers to have dinner after get off work, and if he drinks, he must have appetizers, even if he can enjoy the appetizers alone, it's not bad, anyway, X is bound to get today's 'reward'.

Champagne is very suitable for drinking when celebrating, and last time I accidentally forgot Netzach, this time I have to make up for it anyway.

But when it comes to 'compensating', X has a vague feeling that Chlorella's courage is too great, and he will definitely push his limits...

Recently, Netzach snapped the buckles of her waist belt more and more frequently. Although X was willing to pay a price, it was only a small price.

Any closer intimacy would be difficult for X to accept, but he couldn't break his promise and not redeem his promise.

Therefore, if the other ministers are brought over to drink together without creating a space for private interaction, the safety factor should be greatly improved.

When there are many people, no matter how restless they are, they probably won't do anything excessive... probably? Netzach is only a little closer to himself now, and it should be fine.

X subconsciously ignored the [heavy dependence] in Netzach's trust level, just like usual, turning a blind eye to these 'insignificant' things.

"I'm back, Angela. Worked hard while I was away!"

Back in the supervisor's room, X got bored with his secretary again, and rubbed against it, like a domestic wild cat that had had enough of playing outside, symbolically perfunctory the breeder who had been waiting at home for a long time.

But at least I know how to pay attention to it... instead of turning my head away and ignoring it.

X still listened to what Hod said to her last time. Although the danger factor of the AI ​​secretary is very high, Angela probably just wants to get attention.

Only paying attention to the minister but ignoring the AI ​​secretary will only make the secretary more and more dissatisfied, and finally turn into an extreme situation. .

You can rub it, but not too much...

X does not dare to rub Angela too much, she is afraid that if she rubs for a while, Angela will start to 'punish' her, some are okay, some are not, at least X does not want to be 'punished' now.

Apart from these issues aside, the service of the AI ​​secretary is actually very caring and gentle most of the time.

[Director, close your eyes and take a nap, I'll give you a massage to relax]

Moderate force, just right position, and rhythmic pressing. Although it is not a massage machine, no one can refuse such a technique.

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Tomorrow NO.15 has a publishing fee, meow, I have to go out to eat out with my family to celebrate, take a day off meow!Hey hey meow, Qianqian, I’ll give you money Qianmiao, I can finally have a good meal, I want to eat pizza.

1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 58 The manuscript fee has been issued, go to the restaurant and eat well, meow

Hehehe, the manuscript fee for June has arrived, and I went out to eat out with my family today, meow, and take a day off!Will update it tomorrow.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 59 54. Angela, where's my champagne!

Because in the morning, we have obtained the information on the newly contained abnormality [Land-born anglerfish], and the mechanism of the abnormality that has been managed is also very clear, so the work in the afternoon is relatively easy. Relatively easy.

The energy progress bar has already passed halfway, and X's task of collecting energy is not urgent. It mainly focuses on training employees and completing the work entrusted by the minister.

The suppression work in the morning has successfully suppressed the escaped [Lu Sheng Angler], and in the afternoon, it is enough to organize employees to carry out suppression training on [Dead Butterfly Funeral], mainly for those new employees who are not experienced.

Do abnormalities also have mercy on humans? X is not clear, but according to the archives of Death Butterfly Funeral, it seems that it just wants to find a peaceful home for its employees.

This is not a good place to end up, X can't deny it, but employees don't have the right to decide where to die, this has to be decided by the company.

After all, the employees have signed the contract and have sold everything they own to the company. They are the property of the company, and they cannot be disposed of by the Abnormality. Even if they think this place is rotten, they must continue to work hard.

When the company doesn't let them close their eyes, they can't close their eyes, and when they don't want to close their eyes...the company needs him to "sacrifice" and he has to "sacrifice".

Perhaps it is a very indifferent thing to regard human life as a number and measure it by value, but this is Lobotomy Corporation.

In the end, those employees turned into information reports held in X's hands, perhaps without names, just a series of numbers, or one of the numbers in the death toll.

Don't pay too much attention to the staff...

In fact, X felt like laughing when he heard Yesod say it. The minister of the intelligence department may be the one who cares the most among the ministers, not for any other reason...

It's just that the employees of the intelligence department are the ones with the highest survival rate that X has seen so far, because their quality has reached the standard.

Do not take drugs, do not drink alcohol, and do not have too many cumbersome things like the "slogan propaganda" that must be held by the control department and the training department, just like the assembly line machines in the factory. work without delay.

Work well when you are working, and rest well when you are resting. At least the employees of the intelligence department are the only ones that X sees laughing and playing games in the lounge. Maybe Yesod does not have too strict restrictions on these things.

What she did was much more gentle than what she said... Probably the kind of hard-working type who is not good at words.

At least X cannot be learned. X feels that he should be the type who comforts the minister while talking about caring for the employees, and then thinks about how much energy the employees are worth.

Meet the expectations of the AI ​​​​secretary... a supervisor who moves closer to the requirements of the AI ​​​​secretary.

"Angela, the coffee is cold, pour it out, and make another cup for me."

X put the coffee, which had lost its temperature, aside.

It was only a sip, and I forgot it because of the busy work, and when X noticed, the coffee in the cup was already cold, icy cold, just like the extremely low air-conditioning in an air-conditioned room .

Maybe it was a waste before, but now... probably has accepted the care of the AI ​​secretary with peace of mind.

When the coffee is cold, it's time to dump it in the sink and make a fresh cup.

There is no need to feel sorry, defective products should be ruthlessly eliminated, and new ones will be added soon.

This is the truth taught by intelligent AI to X, to adapt to the environment here...

Skillfully look for the escaping abnormal body under the [Pause] screen, and then check the status of the employees in each department, and immediately notify the head of the department when an employee is found to be acting abnormally, and order the employee to return to the lounge for treatment .

The parts that the minister missed are basically filled by X. The minister cannot pay attention to the status of each employee, and X not only manages the abnormal body, but also checks the status of the employees by the way.

Especially the more slack type of head of the security department needs to let X worry more and devote more energy. Netzach didn't want to be responsible for the employee's death, and X, as a supervisor, would take responsibility for her.

The new abnormality contained by the Ministry of Security, the [Land-born Anglerfish] with the number [O-04-84], needs to be looked after by some clumsy employees who are not self-disciplined, in order to satisfy the strange hobby of this abnormality.

[Lu Sheng Angler] likes the [insight] work of employees, but observes and records Abnormalities. If the work is completed too quickly, [Lu Sheng Angler] will be dissatisfied. Those employees with too high [Self-discipline] attribute are also high in work efficiency. The [insight] work is usually done quickly...

Therefore, it is necessary to assign those employees whose [Self-discipline] level is lower than 3 but whose [Caution] level is higher than [-] to meet the work needs of [Lu Sheng Angler], it likes to be observed, and the longer the insight, The more you can please it.

Such a difficult Abnormality is like a picky eater, who is picky about the saltiness of the food, and always has one or the other strange request... There must be a full-time chef to take care of it.

The employees with the best quality are not necessarily the best, but the most suitable ones are the best.

It's better to give it all than to do what you like...

X sipped his slightly hot coffee, and his gaze stayed on the reverse Kabbah energy meltdown bar in the upper left corner of the screen. The red energy grid was almost full, and the eye-catching purple font was there.

When the meltdown reaches a certain level, [Trial] will be triggered, and those monsters materialized from energy residues will appear in the company's corridors or lounges.

Different colors correspond to different tests, and the monsters presented by different tests are also different. Like the last [Blood Dawn - Carnival of Desire], the materialized ones are mischievous clowns who can steal energy and release Abnormalities.

As the level of meltdown increases, the difficulty of [Trial] will further increase, but because it is currently in a safe period, the difficulty of [Trial] is only at the level of [Dawn].

"Malkuth, send an employee to [communicate] on [One Sin and Hundred Goods]."

Just as X expected, when the employees of the control department entered the containment unit of [One Sin and Hundred Goods], the reverse Kabbalah energy meltdown bar... the last bar was full, and a sharp warning sounded immediately.

Accompanied by the sharp warning sound, there was also a low sound like the blowing of a horn.

X's screen displays eye-catching text in purple font——

【Dawn of the Violet—Fruit of Understanding】

【One day, we will understand what we cannot understand】

[In order to understand, we can only do this]

X watched indifferently, and continued to sip his scalding coffee.

Understanding... Human's desire to know about the unknown...

What is fear?Fear is the incomprehensible, fear is the incomprehensible...

To understand them is to conquer the unknown, to hold up the lantern on the dark and confused road of exploration, and to lead people in the dark forward as a point of light.

So the fruit of understanding... what is it?

The materialized product of the Violet Dawn Trial is a deformed creature that looks like a tumor, or in other words, a purplish hue that bulges with bubbles.

There are strange creatures like this in the corridors of every department. If you zoom in, you can clearly see the shell that resembles a severed spine, like a person whose spine was pulled out and then dyed purple.

And the chest cavity was distorted and swollen, like a bulging purple bubble, showing a translucent color, and there was probably a slate inlaid inside, and the purple light was emitted from the slate.

There are still some words written on the slate, but X can't see clearly, and can't make out.

They have no limbs, just like tumors, crawling slowly on the ground, the only thing that resembles a limb is a tentacle, waving wildly.

Apart from ugly, there is probably no other adjective to describe them.

X also doesn't need to know why they are ugly, or why they are [the fruit of understanding]. As a supervisor, he only needs to deal with these tests, send employees to suppress them, and then recover energy.

No matter how refined the residue is, nothing can be wasted.

Like the clown produced by Blood Dawn, [Fruit of Understanding] is also an existence with a threat level of TETH. Its desire to attack and destructive power are not strong. After a little training, employees can easily deal with it. It is possible to really need attention. chain reaction.

The bloody clown will steal energy, and the purple light emitted by [Fruit of Understanding] will cause a small amount of erosive damage to employees. For new employees who are not well equipped, they will have vomiting, dizziness and other adverse reactions after a long time.

That is, don’t let the staff deal with it alone, it’s best to kill it quickly... Even if you let it go, the [Fruit of Understanding] will explode on its own, but at that time, the extreme value of the counter and the content in the containment unit will return to zero .

Of course, X will not let this happen. The test at the dawn level is very easy to suppress. The only point of error that can be caused is the supervisor himself, ignoring or missing an abnormality in a certain corridor, not seeing...so that the command appears. Circumstances of error.

Obviously, X is not the kind of guy with poor eyesight, nor is it a fool with a poor memory. It is almost impossible for this kind of non-technical error to appear on her body.

Order the ministers, dispatch employees, direct command when necessary, find the place where the test is generated under [Pause], and then notify the ministers of each department, and these large foaming tumors will be resolved soon.

At this time, X will zoom in on the screen, hold a cup of coffee, and watch carefully how the employees suppress these monsters, seeing every detail clearly.

Even though these are just a group of pale paper villains under the cognitive filter, there are still red paint and various trivial parts leaking out, presenting an alternative feeling in fairy tales.

It's like a fake game, but it's real... They are living people, monsters are real, her secretary is AI, and her minister is also AI.