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"Um... well."

X chewed the biscuit, knowing that he was asking too much. Although these things are not important information, the AI ​​secretary is willing to tell them, but it will probably affect his mood... It is better not to think too much.

On the one hand, it is a bit too embarrassing to be a good supervisor who cares about ministers and employees, but on the other hand, he has to treat them indifferently as tools...as parts to generate energy and achieve goals.

Being available for work is always the number one priority.

"[Improved Regenerative Reactor]... Sure enough, the Security Department is more of a rescue department than an improvement of security facilities."

X signed the [Improved Regenerative Reactor] agreement today. After signing this agreement, the company's regenerative reactor will be upgraded to add the function of identifying friend and foe.

Even if dangerous entities invade various sectors, the regenerative reactor will still run slowly instead of shutting down as before.

To put it in an easy-to-understand way, it can finally identify friendly units and enemy units, and only treat friendly units in a targeted manner.

In the past, all the rest rooms released gas for treatment. If the operation was not stopped, even monsters would be healed together, so every time the rest room was invaded, it had to be closed, but now, the problem has been solved.

This is very useful, and currently the highest priority agreement. After the existence of [Test], the employee's lounge is no longer safe. X must ensure the survival rate of employees as much as possible, and [Improved Regenerative Reactor] is good choice.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 54 50.Angela, did you draw bastards on my face?

The department expanded today is the Security Department, and the newly selected Abnormal Body will be handed over to the Security Department for containment.

The abnormalities contained so far are relatively safe, well-controlled and low-threat guys, and the casualty rate is very low.

But this doesn't mean that ZAYIN and TETH-level guys won't cause trouble. Relatively speaking, security is only relatively speaking. The external and internal threats seem to have nothing to do with each other, but are full of surprises.

And sometimes even if it is clear that some abnormalities like to cause trouble, they have to be contained. This is considered for other purposes...

For example, the problem of production capacity, the problem of work efficiency, and the need for the company to have a certain threat on the surface, urging the employees to continue to struggle.

Risks and benefits coexist, and in essence, the company exists for the sake of energy and pursuit of benefits, rather than a welfare home for employees.

1.【O-05-30】

【"The melody created by a living person is the most beautiful!!!"】

2.【The Abandoned Murderer】

【What is really sad...are those who died at my hands...those like you...】

3.【O-04-48】

【That's not a flower!Evacuate all employees immediately! 】

X is selecting the guys to take in today. Although X only needs to choose those abnormalities without files, it is also necessary to understand other abnormalities, weigh the pros and cons, and then think about the countermeasures.

As a supervisor, you should not only pay attention to short-term benefits, but also consider the long-term future, although most of the time you are just making things difficult for yourself...

"Well, these guys are very troublesome no matter how you look...Angela, do you have any suggestions?"

Just by looking at the label's description, you know it's not easy to provoke, X is thinking about tossing a coin to decide which 'cute' to choose.

Before that, even though he knew that the possibility was unlikely, X still wanted to tentatively ask his reliable secretary.

For the sake of being so outstanding, how can I deal with it...?

Of course, the AI ​​secretary will not directly announce the answer and tell X what to choose, so it is meaningless to go around it directly.

The intelligent AI still has that dignified appearance, acting as a teacher who patiently teaches the students, explaining to X about the selection of abnormal bodies.

[When you choose an Abnormality, in addition to considering the threat of the Abnormality, you also need to consider the production capacity of the Abnormality and which management method is suitable for it...]

[If the choice is made at will just for convenience, the staff will also be neglected in training, and will be at a loss when facing more dangerous abnormalities. 】

[You also know the principle of living in sorrow and dying in peace... A calm lake can't train a capable sailor. 】

"I got it, I got it, I just voluntarily work overtime! Angela, you said that I work overtime every day, do I get extra overtime pay? The company doesn't have any condolences either...?"

X has the courage to ask his secretary again, the latest courage is particularly great, and I don't know where the courage came from... But yesterday, he almost had a bad firing situation, but he still dared to say that today.

Should I say that I am too forgetful, or have a big heart... I always deliberately ignore some things and turn a blind eye.

[Sorry, your overtime work is a necessary requirement and your obligation. We generally call this "compulsory overtime work". This is the company giving employees more opportunities to exercise and develop their abilities. 】

"Hey, do I have to say in the next sentence, 'Employees should be grateful to the company and thank the company for not charging extra training fees'."

X responds to the AI ​​secretary's statement, and casually complains.

But there is nothing wrong with these words, and they are in line with their own interests and standpoints. Every sentence and every word of the intelligent AI is just to help X adapt to the environment——

She is guiding X how to be a better 'director' of a company.

[Director, we have never forced employees to be grateful to the company. The employment contract clearly states what they will do and the risks they need to take, just like we hired you as our company's supervisor. 】

[I believe in your ability to do all of this well... Facts have also proved that I am not wrong. So far, you have done a good job. I hope you can continue to maintain it. 】

[It's not easy to keep your life on a normal track... Director, although you are not as good as what is written on your resume, you still have many things worth mentioning. 】

"Woo, mentioned that resume again, said it wasn't mine, Angela—don't mention that, I'll be working right away!"

X feels embarrassed when he thinks of those exaggerated and flattering words read by intelligent AI on his resume, as if some strange setting fantasized during the second illness period has been dug out.

How can someone fill in so many things on their resume, it should be said... Is there such an exaggerated guy... It's too fake.

The AI ​​secretary always likes to tease people with this. Other things are fine. X just can't stand false and exaggerated things. She has always focused on results and actual abilities, rather than flaunting meaningless vanity.

If she is asked to be an interviewer and sees such a resume, but her ability does not match the actual written content, she will definitely kick that guy out of the company and get out as soon as possible.

If this is the case, if it is not the case, then it is not. If you don’t have permission to contact this or that experimental project, then don’t go beyond the level to touch it!

--Ok?What am I thinking……

——What experimental project?

X suddenly frowned, because she had an emotion called 'confusion' about the thoughts that had just come to her——

She doesn't remember these things, but she has a vague impression of them, feeling...as if...it happened somewhere?

What were you doing before you came here?

...I don't have any impression...I just remember being kidnapped, and I don't know who the person who kidnapped me is, but there is a high probability that he is with the intelligent AI who is 'loyal, reliable and trustworthy'.

And now, it's not the time to worry about these things. You should focus on your work, and you won't be bothered by those "small" things after you devote yourself to your work.

X lightly tossed a coin, chose [O-05-30] for heads and [O-04-48] for tails, and finally stayed in her palm, the coin facing X was tails, she chose [O-04-48].

The intelligent AI frowned slightly, but said nothing.

The anomaly numbered [O-04-48] was placed in the income unit of the Security Department.

From the outside, this Abnormality is not scary, it is a furry creature with half of its body buried in the floor of the containment unit, and it has a creature similar to an anglerfish lantern bait. Under the cognitive filter, it is even a little cute .

"Good morning, Netzach, the spirit looks good~ I will hand over the newly contained abnormal body to you, do it well!"

X greeted the ministers as usual. In fact, she felt that the aura exuded by this new Abnormality was quite in line with the green algae head. It looked like a flattened salted fish type, so it must be very peaceful.

And Netzach barely looks like a minister today, everything he should wear is packed, his clothes are tidy, that's all... To put it in a more elegant way, his lazy temperament still can't be concealed.

"Morning, Director. Wait... X, why did you tie up your hair today..."

Chlorella head was originally the one who didn't wake up in the morning and was very reluctant to force it, but after seeing X's appearance clearly, his sleepy eyes seemed to wake up from sleep, and they opened wide. Staring straight at X, the sight from the dark green eyes made X feel a little penetrating.

"What's the matter, Netzach? Does it feel weird... I feel a little bit too. If you don't like it, I'll let it go."

X also felt that something was wrong. Why are the ministers today a little abnormal? They just used rubber bands to tie up their loose hair. Could it be that Angela painted a bastard on her face with a highlighter?

That's too naive... AI secretary should not do such boring things.

X is trying to figure out the artificial intelligence's mind with his greatest malice, and the final result is that the AI ​​secretary is definitely teasing himself with a method he doesn't know.

But after thinking about Angela's gentle look when she tied her hair, X was a little shaken again. Is it too despicable for me to think so.

X stretched out his hand and was about to put down his hair. In fact, the short sideburns are only a little longer, so even if he let it down, it's fine, and it won't block his view.

I'm more used to it when I have short hair...

Who knew that X had this tendency just now, and Chlorella suddenly became anxious, as if his whole body was stuck to the camera, causing the screen to be occupied by half of Netzach's face.

Probably because he wanted to make the gesture of reaching out, wanting to touch X...

"Eh?! Calm down, Netzach, is there something urgent for me?"

X was frightened, and subconsciously wanted to stay away from the screen a little bit, but because he didn't want the minister to feel 'alienated' or 'disliked', X still resisted the urge to flee and pretended to be calm.

"No... nothing... Director, I'm fine."

After about two seconds, the green algae head stuck on the screen began to come back to his senses, put away the appearance of losing his composure just now, and regained his composure, although his expression didn't change much, but... really nothing What's the matter?

X was worried about asking something, but this time Netzach took the initiative to cut the camera before X could speak, and cut to the next minister, the Minister of Intelligence Yesod, the minister who had a slight friction with her in the morning.

The embarrassing thing in the morning didn't seem to have any effect, and Yesod was as serious as ever.

"X, I have a new job for you today. Do you know what a perfect thing is? The best thing is to get everything right before it turns into a mess. If you can manage each exception without mistakes. If you think about it, they won't do anything."

"[Properly managing each Abnormality] is the most perfect thing I know... I expect what you say to be as beautiful as what you do, perfect boundaries... let the work decide."

But as expected, the words were still more choking than usual, X heard that Yesod was referring to the words he said in the morning, and now he has to be responsible for the words he said.

Here in Yesod, the definition of 'perfect management of abnormal body' is 'work results do not appear bad', she needs to prove her ability to the Minister of Intelligence, and the ability to say those beautiful words...

"It'll be fine, watch out, Yesod!"

In this regard, X smiled at the poisonous snake dormant in the grass, and no surprise, Yesod snorted again, quickly turned his head away, and the camera switched to a minister.

Yesod blushed, and X saw it, because every time Yesod's reaction was so big and so funny, X liked to tease it all the time, just like pinching a branch to poke a poisonous snake in the grass.

Although the language is harsh, Yesod has not done anything bad, and X is very relieved of her, unlike Netzach, who will "revenge" the supervisor.

Yesod is a very well-behaved poisonous snake that doesn't bite people. Even if it shows its fangs occasionally, it's just to remind others to stay away from her.

At least for X, the words Yesod said can’t break her defense, and it’s not as harmful as Netzach’s. If you get used to it, you still think it’s pretty good. At least it can let X know what shortcomings you have, and what Need to learn again.

Today, in addition to the new task assigned to X by the Minister of Intelligence Yesod, there is also the Minister of Training Hod who needs X's help.

"Director, I hope you can arrange for employees to participate in the suppression of different Abnormalities, and direct them...to complete the suppression."

"There is a limit to training employees through simulation training, and they will eventually have to face those terrifying Abnormalities in person...However, not all employees can survive the first contact with the Abnormalities ..."

"I think, with your help and command, their situation wouldn't be so bad..."

The head of the training department, with his stubborn hair raised, looked at X very seriously and said.

"I see what you mean, Hod... I will try to keep the employees safe...and leave it to the employees to train them for repression."

X originally wanted to say 'voluntary release' of those abnormalities, but it's a bit too much to say this word. He actively opened the containment unit and saw the panicked appearance of the employees...

a bit nasty...

Deliberate behavior and mismanagement were two different things, and X didn't want to be that ruthless.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 55 51. The Extraordinary Eyesight Killer

"Angela, is it possible for those abnormalities in the containment unit to be released voluntarily? Uh... I mean, will the door of the containment unit be opened by someone?"

X suddenly asked her AI secretary, and the reason for asking this question was that she did not see any options related to releasing abnormal bodies in the management button, which also means...

This may not be allowed, as the supervisor, she should not be able to press a button and suddenly release the abnormalities in those containment units.

But every time a meltdown occurs, if we don't deal with it in time and send employees to appease the emotions of those abnormalities in the meltdown unit, those abnormalities with the characteristics of 'escape' will run out of the containment unit.

So here comes the question, is the door of the containment unit opened due to a malfunction, and the abnormal body escaped with its own power... X can't see these details from the screen processed by the 'cognitive filter' .

Under the effect of the 'cognitive filter', everything seems to X to be an extremely simplified Q-version picture after capturing features, just like children's graffiti, which can make people realize what it is, but But I can't know the details of this thing accurately.

Although this has played a role in protecting the supervisor to a certain extent, it also limits X's ability to recognize some things, and he only has a vague idea of ​​many things.