At this moment, he only wished that he hadn't made such a plan of "two breads with cheese" in the Moon City, but from Hecateia's name, it probably wouldn't be much better if he didn't.
"Don't worry, you didn't do anything too outrageous." Chunhu leaned over, held Roja's hand, and looked at him with a smile.
It's okay if you don't say it, but if I say it, I'm even more at a loss!
Roja shouted in his heart, but still looked at Hecateia with firm eyes. No matter what the black history was, he had to know what he was sitting on in order to deal with it.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, let me tell you." Hecatia looked at Roja's appearance as if he was going to the execution ground, leaning back and forth with joy, and finally began to tell Roja under the pressure of Chunhu's eyes. Reminiscent of how he looked when he was drunk.
In fact, Roja's wine is not bad, but there is no problem of making trouble after drinking.
The most serious problem is nothing more than telling the truth after drinking.
But the serious point of the problem is that Roja's 'mantra' is a bit too much.
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After the banquet started for a while, Jun Fox came to the old hell to find Hecateia.
When he arrived at the banquet location, he just happened to catch up with Roja holding a big wine jar bragging there.
It is bragging, but in fact it is just a retelling of everything that has been done.
Like how I bravely defeated the messenger of the origin of the world (the god of magic:?), and how I used my wisdom to defeat the alien spacecraft that came from the outer universe to invade and transform the earth (Cronos: … .), and how to use magic to wreak havoc in every timeline on people who want to destroy the world. (Getia:!)
Because it was too outrageous, the ghosts around didn't believe it, they just thought that Roja was bragging and kept booing.
Seeing that the people around him didn't believe it, Roja was very angry, so he talked about his record on the moon.
A story of how Roja defeated the Mitsuki sisters, and how he made the Moon City overwhelmed, and then retreated calmly.
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I have personally experienced both uttering the truth after drinking and playing crazy after drinking (my wronged roommate), and it is even more magical, so don’t think it is outrageous, because the reality will only be more outrageous.
If you are interested, I can talk about these experiences with you.
Gensokyo: 190 A little 'processing' of the facts
"Let me tell you, the moon people in the Moon City have their nostrils up all day long, one looks down on the other, and everything is left to the moon rabbit. They themselves are a bunch of pure waste." With the strength of alcohol, Roja turned to the surroundings. The ghosts complained loudly about the bad setting of the Moon City.
"I won't complain about such a disgusting thing as my sister's son marrying his sister as his wife. The myths are all like this, but it's just to a certain extent, but it's still disgusting. Just talk about the oppression of the Moon Rabbit by the Moon People " Roja picked up the wine bowl and took another sip, then slapped the table in front of him and shouted loudly.
"Let Moon Rabbit do everything. I usually keep pets or servants around me to beat and scold at will, and even don't treat it as life. I don't feel sad if I let Moon Rabbit go to the front line in a war with heavy casualties. Most importantly, I don't even pay wages." I didn’t think it was Moon Rabbit’s honor to be able to make sacrifices, so I wanted to ask why?”
"What era is this, and this kind of slavery is still practiced, as a civilized person, do I have a problem with despising the moon?"
"No problem!" "No problem at all!" "Brother is right!"
The surrounding ghosts responded one after another, and raised their wine bowls to bump into each other.
"In the final analysis, it's still damn Chang'e." Roja said angrily. "This person is the leader of the Moon Rabbit. After all, the reason why the Moon Rabbit became such a slave is to atone for Chang'e..."
"What a mess! Why did the Moon Rabbit atone for Chang'e's sin? Chang'e's so-called sin was actually drinking the medicine of Penglai, so you go and punish Chang'e, what the hell is making the Moon Rabbit atone for her sins!" shouted wildly, Luo Yashu expressed his dissatisfaction with the messy setting.
And since Roya talked about Chang'e, Chunhu came over.Seeing Roja's loud accusations about Luoyuedu and Chang'e, Chunhu's mood became better, and his eyes towards Roja also became kinder.
"And it is said that the medicine of Penglai is taboo. Aren't the people of the moon all similar existences? Why can the people of the moon be able to do it, but others can't?"
The people of the moon became immortal because they abandoned the filth, but the medicine of Penglai can obtain this immortality regardless of the influence of the filth.In a sense, banning Penglai's medicine is indeed to maintain the stability of the Moon Capital.
But this is not a reason for Roja at all.
"It's a very funny thing to say. Do you know the pure fox? It's the purified god."
Looking at the ghosts around him shaking their heads to express their ignorance, Roja glanced around in contempt, and then he saw the pure fox standing on the periphery who was curious about what Roja wanted to say about him.
Roja's eyes lit up, and then he squeezed away the surrounding ghosts and came to Chunhu's side, grabbed Chunhu, and put his arm around her shoulder.
Out of curiosity about Roja and his favor of cursing Moon City, Chunhu didn't resist, wanting to see what he was going to do.
"All of you are optimistic, this is Lord Chunhu. This adult has been against the Moon Capital since a long time ago, but those sages in the Moon Capital are too despicable, and every time they either fight in groups or take others as hostages Let Master Chunhu give up his actions."
"And the funniest thing is that Mingming Moon City has such a big enemy. In order to prevent the people of the moon from worrying about possible enemies and causing corruption, they directly concealed the existence of Mr. Pure Fox."
"That is to say, Master Chunhu is kind-hearted and has no interest in ordinary people of the moon. If it were me, I would pollute all the people of the moon sooner or later, and make the capital of the moon completely exist in name only."
As Roya said, he sent the hand holding Chunhu, picked up the wine bowl on the side and took another big gulp.
Chunhu's eyes lit up, Roja's words seemed to open the door to a new world for her, and she had already started thinking about trying the plan Roja said if this filthy battle was unsuccessful.
As a purified god, Chunhu's own resentment has already been purified, so he will become stupid when encountering the Moon Capital and Chang'e.
When Chang'e was the only target, she never considered the effect of disintegrating the people of the moon below.
But when Chunhu was thinking, Roja's drunken nonsense continued.
"So little brother, you have said so much, have you done anything to the capital of the moon?" A red ghost asked curiously.
"Yes, yes." "Brother, what have you done?"
"Of course I did." Roja laughed, and then slapped his chest. "A few months ago, I came to Boda in the Moon Capital."
"You all don't know that the moon was blacked out a few months ago. Tell you, that's what I did." Roja said with a big smile.
"It seems that such a thing has indeed happened, what have you done, little brother?"
"What did I do? I'm not afraid to scare you to death if I say it, I almost destroyed the Moon Capital." Roja patted the table next to him, grabbed some appetizers and stuffed them into his mouth, then grabbed the wine bowl and slurped Gudong drank a full bowl before continuing under the expectant eyes of everyone.
"When I was in the universe, I provoked a super powerful demon god, and then I escaped from that demon god with a little trick. As a result, the demon god attacked me in shame, and then chased me all the time .”
"Of course I can easily deal with this attack, but I changed my mind, how about directing this attack into the Moon Capital, which can not only deal with the demon god's attack, but also disgust the Moon Capital."
In fact, Roja panicked and chose the nearest moon capital, but this didn't stop him from bragging at all.The ghosts on the side are also in Quaroa in order to hear the wonderful story.
There were a few more sober people, Junhu, Hekatia, Hoshiguma Yuki and Ibuki Suika listened attentively.
"The attack of the demon god directly shook the barrier of the moon capital, and the group of moon sages came out to fight the attack to a tie. In the end, it was Yue Ye who saw the attack and barely sealed it."
"And at this time, I sneaked into the moon capital and had a face-to-face meeting with sister Mitsuki." Speaking of this, Roja looked around for a week, and then said vividly, "Sister Mitsuki, do you know? Don't you know? Yakumo Zi Hakure Miko knows. The last time Yakumo Zi led Hakurei Miko and people from the Scarlet Devil House to invade the Moon Capital, she was beaten up by the Watatsuki sisters, and even Yakumo Zi was forced to sit down."
"In the end, I played tricks on the Mianyue sisters, and I used stand-in dolls to blow up both of them to shame. In the end, I threw a twisted god of life, Shenzi, in the moon capital, and then I ran away."
Luo Ya drank all the wine in the wine bowl with pride, but he didn't mention a word about being chased by Mian Yue Yi Ji.
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Speak the truth after drinking, which includes telling the usual complaints to other people (very hurtful, even personal attacks).I won't talk about the specifics. Fortunately, the semester was over at that time, and I would graduate directly in the next semester. Otherwise, I couldn't imagine how I would get along with each other later.
Gensokyo where the gods are nostalgic: 191 Drunk people can't accept doubts
"So that's it. He was the one who was on the moon before. No wonder he feels very kind when he looks at it." Hekatia smiled and said to Chunhu beside him, "So this kid came to us, it should be For the matter of the Moon City? I heard that the Moon City has been stepping up to arrest him."
"It seems to be so." Chunhu nodded, took Hecateia's wine bowl and took a sip by himself. "I don't mind working with him as long as the plan he proposes has a chance of success."
"What? Don't you believe anyone's attack can make Yue Ye Jian come out to resist?"
When the two were discussing Roja here, Roja over there suddenly shouted loudly.
It turns out that there is a ghost who thinks that there is no existence that can make the sage of the moon and the moon night see together to resist the attack. After all, none of the sages is comparable to or even stronger than the four kings of the ghost clan. Strong yet.
Roja was not happy when he heard this, you, an ignorant little ghost, dare to question me?Today, the Lord must open your eyes for you!
Roja pinched the seal with both hands, and began to chant the mantra muttering in his mouth.
It's just that after drinking too much spirits, Roja couldn't control his tongue a little bit, and his tongue always got stuck when he chanted those mouth-twisting spells.
Even accidentally summoned an alien demon in the middle.
However, this alien demon just came out and before he could laugh arrogantly, he said something cruel like "I'm going to eat you" before he was dragged down and kicked by a group of drunk ghosts.As for whether it will become a new material for ghost clan medicinal wine in the future... It can only be said that alien demons have very rich energy, and they also have many organs that are very good magic materials.
Luo Yali ignored the summoned demon, he was just annoyed by the messy spells he chanted, and finally felt that the spells were too troublesome, so he simply waved his hand and used magic power to create a magic circle in the air.
This move is very clever. Spells are originally used to guide magic power or a prayer to borrow power from a super-great existence, but Roja directly omitted this step, and used superb magic power control power to gather into a magic circle instead.
The magic circle itself has the effect of guiding magic power, and it is better than spells as a place of prayer and a sacrificial pool, but it is too difficult to do this. After all, air is not a good magic medium, so it takes a lot of money. Not to mention a lot of magic power, but also a super superb magic power control ability.
Even the usual Roja wouldn't do this. After all, reciting a spell is only a few words long, and he doesn't know how to bite his tongue, so why would he do such a thankless thing.
I have to say that the effect of the magic circle appearing out of thin air is really cool. Although the ghosts around didn't know what Roja was going to do, they all applauded and booed, and the atmosphere on the scene became very enthusiastic.
Roja looked at the ghosts around with a smile, and snapped his fingers smartly.
"Let you see what a real strong man is!"
The magic circle suddenly burst into dazzling light, and then everyone found themselves in an indescribably beautiful place.
Everything here is so magnificent and so strange, the distorted space and time give everyone a strange feeling, and the countless worlds shining with light in the distance are so beautiful.
Here is above the world, in the void.
Roja used advanced illusion to project the void scene he saw in front of everyone.
Normally, at this time, most ghosts would blow their heads off because they couldn't understand what they saw.
But fortunately, what Roja is projecting now is only one side of the void, which is the most beautiful understanding of the void that he subconsciously projects when he is drunk.
And in places where the concept of void is distorted, everyone sees differently after entering it in person, and it is even normal for the lava of hell to be swaying one second after the singing of birds and flowers.
Some people may see every world as a flower here, and they are flower appreciators walking on the pebble road, while some people see it as painful and howling souls, waiting for themselves to take it away.
Roja just subconsciously recognizes the world as stars as a human being, but this scene is also magnificent and beautiful enough.
After the void was projected, although there were no unlucky people with headshots, most of the ghosts rolled their eyes and fell down after seeing it twice.The rest of the ghosts also covered their heads and looked dizzy.
Roja then snapped his fingers, and the shadows of Sissos and Selatok who were fighting appeared in the void.
Roja didn't show the specific appearance of the two, but just reproduced the situation he saw at the time.
But just like that, the remaining ghosts couldn't hold on at all.
There were a few struggling to murmur why today's wine was so high and then quickly fell down.Hoshiguma Yuki and Ibuki Suika closed their senses immediately after taking a look, they deeply knew that the more they knew about something, the worse it would be.
In the end, only Roja, Junhu and Hecateia were left.
So, Roja looked at the ghosts lying on the ground beside him with his arms akimbo and laughed loudly.
"You can't drink enough, you'll be down after drinking this. I haven't shown you the big scene yet." And when he saw the serious-eyed Chunhu and Hecateia, Roja's eyes lit up.
Walking to the two of them, Roja held up the wine bowl and toasted them.
"Speaking of which, I have never had a chance to tell you that this guy was the one who attacked me at that time." Roja pointed to Sissos, and then complained, "I just lied to him for some power, but after I found out, he kept attacking me." Chasing after me is really narrow-minded. When I have a chance in the future..."
After muttering a few words, Roja suddenly changed the subject and said, "By the way, do you know that the people in the Moon City are actually studying his power to the death, and those idiots actually thought it was an unowned power, and tried to Control it."
"This is killing you! If the Moon City continues to study unscrupulously, the idiot Sissos will definitely be attracted here, and the whole world will be finished by then." Roja said and waved his fist to express his concern for the Moon City. Stupid dissatisfaction.
"The reason why I came to you is also because of this matter. If the Moon City is allowed to go on unscrupulously, we will all be finished, so I want to invite you to attack the Moon City together. What do you think?" , asked with a grin, without any sense of seriousness discussing the end of the world.
Chunhu and Hecateia glanced at each other. After seeing Roja's projection, they believed [-]% of Roja's statement, but just when they wanted to ask something more, Roja stumbled In the arms of Pure Fox.
Then, snoring sounded, and Roja fell asleep in Chunhu's arms hugging Chunhu's waist.
Magic Projection disappeared due to lack of upkeep.
The two looked at the drunk Roja dumbfoundedly, and finally decided to wait for Roja to wake up before asking.
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Telling the truth after drinking is a relatively mild situation, and the most severe one I have ever encountered was opened in the dormitory.
There is a bathroom in our dormitory, and we don’t need to go out to use it. Then, in the next dormitory, a man in the next dormitory got drunk and returned to the dormitory. He vomited a lot, and even vomited most of another roommate’s bed. Lying sideways on the bed, I didn't sleep all night for fear of getting a little bit of it.
Then at four o'clock in the morning, the drunk buddy got up in a daze, opened his mouth in the middle of the dormitory, wiped it with the pants of the brother on the upper bunk afterwards, then covered it with his own quilt and went back to sleep.I took pictures with my mobile phone without sleeping all night, and then called the remaining two brothers to take refuge in our dormitory. I was drunk and slept in the house until ten o'clock before waking up.
Gensokyo: The Gods' Love: 192 Mother's Feelings
Seeing the drowsy Roja, Hecateia originally planned to pull him away from Junhu.
But Junhu stopped Hecateia's movement.
She stretched out her hand to caress Roja's hair, and said with a light smile; "That's it, I'll take him back, just in time for you to deal with the matter here. It's better not to let them remember that demon god."
"That's fine, then I'll leave it to you." Hekatia didn't hesitate after hearing the words, and after waving with Junhu, she pulled away Hoshiguma Yuki and Ibuki Suika who still had their five senses closed.
Chunhu used his ability to hold Roja up, and then with a flash of white light, the two disappeared in place.
On the other hand, Hecate simply summoned his other two bodies, and started to pile up the fallen ghosts, and then process the memory together.
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