The blood crow smiled and said enthusiastically, "Eat?"
Everyone didn't dare to pick on it - what kind of meat do you want us to eat?
The butler sniffled and said in a low voice, "It's mutton."
"If you don't like mutton, I also have other meat here." Blood Crow spread his hands, "I have all kinds of meat."
The four messengers hurriedly expressed their thanks, but still no one dared to eat.The blood crow snorted coldly, and said, "Steward, I'll reward you!" As he spoke, he put the tray into the ditch, opened the valve, and then the tray containing the food flowed down the river and came to the butler.The housekeeper tore a large piece of white meat, dipped it in the chive flower sauce and ate it.
Seeing this, the others didn't dare to refute the blood crow's face. After the tray floated over, they also took some fruits and drinks.
Then the Blood Crow sat in the pool, washed his face with water, and said, "I am a foreigner here, as you know, foreigners are easily bullied."
Everyone nodded in agreement, but they said in their hearts: Who dares, my lord!If you're a stranger, we're stranger bugs!You have killed us like bedbugs all these years, and you said that someone beat you?
The Blood Crow continued: "So I need some locals to protect me, it's you—you are my good friends here. Everyone, you will help me, right?"
The Blood Crow grabbed an apple with his hand and played with it in the palm of his hand. His sharp black nails were inserted into the apple, and the juice overflowed, making his scalp numb.
Everyone nodded quickly and expressed their loyalty.Blood Crow was very satisfied seeing this scene, and he went on to say: "Everyone may not understand why I entertain guests in the hot spring. In fact, this is imitating the tradition of the plateau people back then. At that time, the plateau people still lived in the hot spring. In the north, it is very cold, and there are three seasons of snow in a year. Therefore, in order to drive away the cold, people especially like to soak in hot springs. Ministers, nobles, and even relatives of the emperor also love to soak in hot springs. They all like to use hot springs or bathhouses as social places, because being naked also means being honest."
Indeed, everyone is shirtless, which means that there are no secrets on them, and no life-threatening weapons and armor.
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Chapter 270 IX: I want you to hit me hard in the face with your strong fist
"Originally, there should be women and wine, but I don't like that. If you're drunk and stiff, then you can't talk about it! The people on the plateau were wiped out back then. But the prevalence of arrogance and lust is also a major reason, we must not repeat the same mistakes!"
"My good friends, I suggest that you use fruit juice instead of wine to respect the warriors of the grassland! I wish our nation will always be full of martial arts and rule the thick earth continent."
"Congratulations to the Prairie Warriors!"
Everyone raised their glasses and drank together.At this time, the housekeeper couldn't help but think: Blood Crow is too scary when he is crazy, but he is very kind when he is gentle. He looks like a humble and polite gentleman, which makes it impossible for everyone to figure out his mind.
But his modesty is also based on madness.
Blood Crow suddenly said to a messenger, "Huh? Why don't you drink?"
"Uh, I..."
The courier was a member of the "Golden Stone Tribe", with dark skin and strong muscles, but judging from his panic expression, this person should be small.
The blood crow stood up from the pond with a "crash", and said, "Friend, do you not trust me? Will I still poison your water?"
The man quickly said: "Don't dare! I just, uh... just had a bad throat!" He quickly drank the drink.
But the Blood Crow said stubbornly: "No! You just don't trust me. My friend, what did I do to make you fear me so much? I rewarded you with gold, and I was honest with you in the hot spring. Wait, can't you gain your trust like this? I'm very sad."
The big man from the Jinshi Tribe trembled in fright, and quickly said, "No, nothing! My lord, I trust you very much."
"But you're my best friend, and I've got to make you trust me!" he yelled.
Then, the blood crow did an even more incredible thing.
He walked up to the strong man, grabbed the strong man's arm, and said, "Come on, you, hit me hard in the face with your strong fist!"
The strong man was frightened, his legs trembled suddenly, and the water surface around his knees spread out circles of ripples. "Forgive me!" he said loudly.
A bloody crow's face?Are you crazy?Not to mention beating, even touching him, how can there be life left?
Not only the strong man was frightened, but also the people around him. Everyone worried that the strong man would splatter blood on the spot in the next scene; they also worried that the moody blood crow would take his anger out on them.Some people were restless and wanted to escape from here, but under the blood crow's lust, they didn't even dare to move.
"I told you to slap me in the face, don't you understand!?" The blood crow grabbed the strong man's neck and shouted loudly: "Do you not regard me as a friend at all, ah——! ?”
The strong man was so pinched that he couldn't breathe or speak, so he could only nod his head all the time, expressing that he was willing to be friends with Lord Blood Crow.At this moment, the Blood Crow put him down and said, "Okay, prove it to me."
The strong man coughed a few times and asked, "Proof?"
"Did you ignore what I just said?"
The strong man twisted his expression in fright, and said, "Do you really want me to let me hit you in the face?"
Blood Crow said: "Yes!"
"me……"
"Hit! Hit here!" The blood crow said, pointing at his face.
"Yes, but..."
"Don't you listen to my good friend? If that's the case, I won't recognize you as a friend!" The blood crow roared angrily, almost spraying the man's face with saliva.
The strong man realized that he would die if he hit him, and he would die if he didn't hit him. In this case, he might as well give it a go!So he turned his heart around, swung that strong fist, and hit the blood crow Cuman in the face!This punch is full of fear and anger, and it can be said to be extremely powerful.
"Bang!" The blood crow's face deformed on the spot.All the people present gasped in fright, and thought to themselves: He really hit him!This is the end!The Blood Crow had to kill him.
Blood Crow's right face was bruised, and his eyes were bloodshot. He stood crookedly in the pool, like a zombie who had lost his soul.
The strong man knelt down in the water with a "crash" and shouted, "My lord, spare me!"
Unexpectedly, the blood crow laughed.
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… well played!”
He scraped his mouth with his tongue, then spit out bloody saliva, and then said, "I won't blame you, because this is my order, and we are friends, and I will not hurt my friend." As he spoke, he helped the strong man up from the pool.The burly man's face was terrified and confused. He didn't know if the blood crow was telling the truth, or teasing him, and then came to wring his neck the next second?
The blood crow said loudly to the people around: "You can also come and beat me, I allow it! Anyone who doesn't trust me can come and beat me! I haven't been beaten on the left side of my face yet! After the beating is finished, there are still heads and chests. , back and thighs...anywhere!"
The butler hurriedly said: "No need, we have already seen the mind of an adult!"
"Very good, very good!" The blood crow laughed happily, and said, "You have all seen it, I am very kind to my friends! Even if you hit me in the face - look! Beat me into such a miserable state! He pointed to his black face and said, "I won't blame you either! Because we are friends now, we must be honest with each other."
Then the blood crow patted the strong man's shoulder and said: "You also remember, you are a brave warrior! Because you have hit the blood crow in the face, if that is the case, who else dares to hit you? Go ahead! , to fight bravely! If you are afraid, think about today."
"Yes, my lord!" The strong man replied loudly.
The Blood Crow nodded, and said, "That's good, let's talk about the business - please speak freely, shall we?"
"Yes, my lord."
Thus, the blood crow began to question everyone.
The questions asked by the blood crow were very insightful and covered many important aspects. He asked about transportation, geography, hydrology, resources, climate, etc., and then began to ask about tribal relations, economic conditions, customs, and many other things. Tricky questions that no one else can think of.
Only then did the steward discover that the people from these four tribes were not only the most pious, but also people who knew the land very well.Obviously, Blood Crow didn't pick these "friends" randomly.
This meeting was actually a unilateral question from the Blood Crow. They soaked in the hot spring for about two hours, and got up and rested twice during that time. Not even a single dirty word was said.
Two hours later, Blood Crow seemed to have finished asking all the questions he wanted to ask. He said, "Oh, so it's no wonder my uncle lost to Leoric."
"This place in Middle-earth has changed so much in the few years since I left?"
"Uncle is surrounded by these despicable villains, and it's already pretty good to be able to support him until now."
The Blood Crow stood up from the pool, snapped his fingers, and said, "Bring it!"
Immediately, footsteps came from the back door, and a strong dragon man with a big belly walked in carrying a huge wooden basin. There was a trace of smoke in the wooden basin, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be full of ice cubes; man, carrying four buckets of cold water.The dragon servants mixed the ice water, and then the blood crow stood in the wooden basin, and the servants poured the ice water on their heads——
"Tear!" The ice water fell on the blood crow's red skin, and white smoke rose. The man trembled and moaned happily.The few people present were silent, but they were disgusted by his perverted interest in their hearts.
Then, under the stimulation of the ice water, a strange red pattern appeared on the back of the blood crow.The old butler vaguely remembered that the pattern on the pattern seemed to be related to the dragon clan, but the pattern disappeared in just a moment, and the old man didn't have time to look at it.
"Then, I'll ask another question."
"What is my uncle's weakness?" he asked the old housekeeper.
"The Crow King's weakness? I... I'm just a servant, I don't know what's going on."
"No, you know him best. You have always been with him these years, taking care of his basic necessities. I want you to tell me, where did my uncle lose? Or what weakness does he have in character?"
Only then did the housekeeper know why the Blood Crow taught him to attend this "tactical meeting", and thought: Does the Blood Crow appreciate me, or is he trying to kill me?Why do you always throw this kind of problem at me?
However, the butler has been with the Crow King for many years, and he has never made a single mistake. He has long been mature, he thought for a moment in his mind, and said: "Your servant should not talk about the king, but Lord Blood Crow, if you ask such a question, I have no choice but to accept it." Give it a try. I think that the old king was defeated because of the arrogance of the strong."
"Arrogance." The Blood Crow nodded and said, "What else?"
"And betrayal."
Hearing this word, Blood Crow sighed, and said: "Sure enough, it is exactly as I expected. Arrogance is the motto of the strong, and it is also the epitaph of the strong. The arrogance of the strong will allow them to better expand their borders. Earth, they will go forward indomitable, but they will also bury them when they face a strong enemy... My uncle has lived in the peaceful land of Middle Earth for a long time, and as time passed, he thought that he was surrounded by harmless lambs."
The blood crow wiped the water off his body and said, "If you want to win the battle, you need to master the past, present and future. I just learned about the past, and I also know the present, leaving only the future."
"I already know the past and the present, now I just need to ask about the future."
The housekeeper couldn't help asking: "The future? Who are you going to ask?"
"Of course I asked Leoric!" He said with a smirk.
After all, the blood crow opened the window, and the cold air made the naked man inside get goosebumps.Then the blood crow let out a long howl and landed on the
In the middle of the night, the crows in the sky above God Finger City took off one after another, as if they had received some orders.Howling, screaming, and flapping their foul-smelling scarlet wings, they flew south...
"Go to Wild Wolf City! Then answer me, what is the future of this war!"
……
Leoric has had a big head these two days.
Recently, there have been a lot of crows in Wild Wolf City, a lot.
At first, there were only dozens of them hovering in the sky, and Leoric didn't take it seriously—wasn't it just a crow?Wild Wolf City was originally the territory of the Crow King, and some crows are normal.However, there were more and more of these crows, from dozens to hundreds, and then spread all over the city.In the sky, on the streets, everywhere.
These crows don't do anything, just find a place like the eaves to stay, and then stare at you with their red eyes, which makes people panic.Leoric generally doesn't care about these almost harmless things. After all, there are too many crows and they can fly. Cleaning up is really troublesome and expensive.However, crows are a bad omen among the people, and there are so many crows flying around in the city, which makes people panic.For a while, all kinds of rumors spread everywhere, some said that the world was going to end, some said that the Crow King was coming back, and some said that there was a natural disaster... Everyone was like a soldier.Moreover, although these crows did nothing, they made the city of Wild Wolf smoky. Here is a piece of bird droppings, there is a pile of feathers. These days, the number of rats, bedbugs, and even people suffering from infectious diseases in the city has increased significantly. .
Therefore, Leoric had to issue a notice to hunt crows, and at the same time ordered the people of the Northern Expedition to find a way to drive these birds out of the city.The people of the Northern Expedition had long disliked these guys. Blozer got the order and immediately ordered 1 people, and everyone rushed out screaming.There were people with guns, nets, slingshots, and even bows and arrows.After a day of busy work, watching this scene makes people feel that they can clean up the birds in the city in less than three days.However, when the spoils were counted at night, it was discovered that less than a thousand crows were killed in a day, and an average of ten people killed one crow.
It's like the noisiest teammate in the apex, calling for armor breaking for a while, and crippling for a while, and after the fight, the damage is only in double digits.
What's more terrible is that this wave of "ineffective attacks" seems to have aroused the anger of these crows. These crows began to attack humans and destroy buildings. People shit and piss on their heads, and curse people in bird language.Later, they began to form groups to directly attack pedestrians, especially children and even babies.The people couldn't bear this kind of disaster, and began to petition Leoric collectively, asking the god of war to show his power and kill these flat-haired beasts.
This time Leoric really had a headache, so he quickly asked the people around him if there was any good way?At this moment, Shia said, "My lord, since it's about the crow, why don't you ask the crow king?"
yes!How did you forget him?It was really dark under the lights, and after working for three days, I actually forgot about it.Leoric had no choice but to ask the Crow King for help, and said, "Brother Crow, you are asking yourself, what is going on?"
The Crow King walked out of the space of the holy relic. When he saw the blood-red crows in the sky, his face darkened at first, and then he laughed again, and said, "Leoric! I think you must die this time..."
As soon as the words were finished, a "thunderbolt from the clear sky" fell from the ceiling, "Crack!" The crow king who split was twitching all over his body, shaking and bouncing.Apparently, this guy forgot his identity again, and had a bad idea.
After a while, the Crow King saluted with black smoke all over his body, and said: "It's Xiao Wang who is being abrupt, please don't take offense, Your Majesty."
"Don't be abrupt, just tell me what's going on."
The Crow King touched his curly and smoky beard, and said, "These dark red crows should belong to my nephew Kuman."
"Kuman?" Zhuog Camus on the side exclaimed, "Is Kuman here?"
The Crow King said: "Yes, it's time to come. A few years ago, Kuman went to be the son-in-law of the Dragon King Brin and helped him fight. It was agreed that he would come back to visit his relatives in one or two years. Damn! He said he came back to visit his relatives , actually came to seize my power, Kuman is an ambitious child..." At this point, the Crow King's expression became complicated, as if he felt that "Kuman wanted to seize his power" was nothing. On the contrary, he somewhat admired this man's ambition.
Leoric interrupted: "Let's not talk about Kuman, first talk about how to deal with these stupid crows?"
The Crow King said: "I can use my own black crows to meet the blood crows, but these guys are pervasive, and there are more crows than mine, so it is difficult to drive them all out."
Leoric said: "You don't need to expel all of these guys, as long as you can expel some of them. Look, these blood crows shit and pee everywhere, destroy public property, attack children..."
"That's not the point," said the Crow King.
"Then what's the point?" Leoric asked.
Hearing this, the Crow King frowned and said, "Leoric, don't you realize the seriousness of the problem? You really disappoint me."
Leoric frowned and said, "You don't know how to talk well, do you?"
The Crow King felt his scalp go numb, and the static electricity made his hairs count down. He quickly smiled and said, "Don't worry, my lord, listen to me slowly."
Next, the Crow King didn't dare to be eccentric, so he told Leoric the matter in a concise and concise manner, he said: "The blood crow learned from me to control crows, but this kid is better than me, not only is he better at raising crows than me, And it also combined with some shaman's mind skills, so that the eyes of these crows can connect with his mind, in other words, the eyes of these crows are his eyes..."
Leoric exclaimed: "Damn it! If you didn't tell me the fuck, then there was only one squatting in the toilet window this morning. Didn't I let him see it all?"
The Crow King smiled and said: "You don't have to worry, the blood crow's ability to process information is not to this extent, I heard from him that he can only construct a rough outline in his mind..." the Crow King said Looking out of the window, "But it's okay to draw a map. Now the blood crow must have known the complete terrain of Wild Wolf City, the location of all buildings, the length of the streets, and where there are guard posts, barracks, and warehouses. , where is the hospital... To be honest, King Leoric, this is called 'I've seen you all'."
Is that so?Leoric nodded silently, and his expression became serious.
At this moment, Shia ran in and said, "Leoric, the crows are attacking our flower fairy!"
What?Flower Fairy?
Leoric's cold sweat broke out instantly.
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Leoric immediately said to the Crow King: "Release your bird quickly to protect our intelligence personnel!"
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