Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

In short, let's find the promised holy relic first.

Holy relics are rare things.After Leoric became king, he asked Tivis to search everywhere. Logically speaking, holy relics are essentially high-end antiques, so the highland royal family must have a few pieces, right?If it is impossible to dig the ancestral graves of your own family, you can always find a few.However, when Teves heard that Leoric was looking for the holy relic, she sighed and showed a very painful expression.

She said: "Originally there were dozens of holy relics on the plateau people's ancestors. According to legend, there were as many as 75 pieces in the heyday..."

"Oh? So much?"

"Your Majesty, don't be too happy." At this point, Teves sighed again, showing a look of wanting to kill someone, which scared Leoric into a fright.

"Didn't we fight later? First, we fought against the demons, destroyed a dozen of them, and then had a dozen of them stolen, and then we fought against the barbarians, and lost dozens more. The holy relics passed down to the hands of our southern regime, There are only a dozen or so."

Leoric said excitedly: "Oh, a dozen or so pieces are not a lot! Bring them all to me!"

Tivis wanted to cry without tears, and said: "Your Majesty! There were originally a dozen or so cases, but after the plateau people moved to the swamp, they encountered another catastrophe that was a national humiliation. About 150 years ago, there was a barbarian who beat the autumn wind. The cavalry, about [-] people, fought all the way from outside the pass to inside the pass, and then entered Wangbei City in the dark, burned the palace, robbed the palace for three days and three nights, and then fled swaggeringly... To be honest, this is too shameful, I As long as I mention it, my chest will hurt from anger." Teves took a deep breath and said, "In the end, there is only one royal relic left, and this one was later given to General Akkad..."

"Isn't it the giant butcher in my hand!" Leoric slapped the sword on his waist.

"Yes." Teves blushed with shame, and didn't even dare to look up at Leoric's expression, "Other holy relics are in the treasure house of the barbarians, and some national treasures are exhibited in the museum of the demons. It is used to promote the martial arts of the Demon King. Of course, there are also some living among the people, I will send someone to investigate...but the probability is slim."

"Fuck!"

What a shame, what a shame!The national treasures of my own family are put on display in museums.When the hell are you going to kill those beasts and get back your stuff?

In short, there is no hope for Tevis, and she has to rely on herself.

But Teves mentioned one thing, that is, all the holy relics needed by the plateau people are in the treasure house of the barbarians, so now that I have exalted the Crow King, I should go to his house to find the treasure, right?

Leoric called the Crow King out and said, "I said Yaya, um, do you have any holy relics in your family? Didn't you barbarians snatch many holy relics from the plateau people in 200 years? Have you divided them?" Got stolen?"

The Crow King took a sip of his pipe and said, "Yes, there are quite a few."

"Oh..." Leoric rubbed his chin and suddenly asked, "Then why haven't I seen you use it?"

"Damn it, I really want to use it! But most of the plateau people's holy relics contain ancient plateau people's heroic spirits, and I can't use them even if I hold them in my hand!"

Oh, thinking about it, if Miss Witch didn't force the Crow King to sign a contract with a witch uppercut, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to "peek my eyes" now.The reason why the holy relic is powerful is because there is a heroic spirit in it, but if the heroic spirit argues with you every day in the holy relic, then it is not a heroic spirit, but a barring spirit.

The Crow King shook his head, and continued: "As for the holy relics of our own barbarians, there are actually not many, and they are all in the hands of Dragon King Brin..."

After all, Manzi had a short period of time since its founding. 200 years ago, it was still a small marginal tribe, and there were no heroes extolled by history. Naturally, there were no holy relics.

"...By the way, I really suffered from not having a holy relic! You fucking relied on the giant butcher to win me, right? If there is no last giant butcher, my giant army will eat you! How can this king return? There is such a shame today! Fuck it, fuck it! Fuck, fuck! I shouldn’t have given all the holy relics to Brin, I should have kept them for myself!” The Crow King broke his guard and stamped his feet angrily .

Leoric smiled at his incompetent and furious look, and said: "Come on, let him pass on the past, you are now the 'Loyal and Unparalleled Crow King', and when I win the world in the future, I will set up a monument and pass it on to remember your great contribution !"

"I use you?"

The Crow King was so angry that he smoked violently, and then coughed non-stop.

Leoric opened the window, stood by the window and said to him, "Then tell me quickly, where are all the holy relics in your family?"

"This, it's really hard to say." The Crow King knocked on the cigarette pot and said: "In the barbarian rules, only the patriarch can keep the holy relics. I am the patriarch in real power, but the patriarch in name is the widow—— Drogcamus. All the holy relics are kept by her, and I don't know the exact address..."

Leoric thought: Drog Camus?Isn't that the future mother-in-law who wants to marry her daughter to me?Well, after a detour, do you still want to marry that barbarian princess?

At this time, the Crow King cursed again, saying: "Oh, I'm so fucking fucked up, isn't the holy relic a haunted antique? Damn, I really suffered a big loss. I didn't know the power of the holy relic before. If I had known that the holy relics were so powerful, I would have snatched them all!" That painful look was like a wronged old leek who sold the Imperial Courtyard 20 years ago and used the money to speculate in stocks.

In fact, it’s not the Crow King’s fault, Leoric thought to himself, most people in this world don’t know how to use holy relics correctly, such as the settings of id, ego, and superego, or the incidental skills such as resuscitating heroic spirits , all I know from the Library of Truth.

At this time, Leoric remembered the rumor that "the barbarian princess and her mother teamed up to kill seven fathers (husbands)", so he asked the Crow King: "It is rumored that the barbarian princess and her mother are both femme fatales. Many men, is there such a thing?"

"Why do you ask this?" The Crow King smiled, "Could it be that King Leoric wants to seize the beauty, but is afraid of being plotted against? You are too small, a majestic emperor, afraid of a widow and a woman." baby?"

As soon as Leoric heard the crow king's shady speech, he knew there was a ghost here, and he immediately said: "Don't make a fool of yourself, tell me the truth! Otherwise, you will call, you know?"

When the Crow King heard this, his scalp felt numb and his hair stood on end. He didn't know whether it was from fright or static electricity.Uncle Crow immediately said with a smile on his face: "Hey, what you said, I promise to tell the truth! Wang, just ask, I know everything without saying anything."

Well, you can bend and stretch!Leoric nodded and said, "That's the question just now. Based on what you know about the two of them, what is the character of these two? Will they harm anyone?"

The Crow King smiled and said, "You are asking the right person! Others really don't know the details of the mother and daughter. In my opinion, the old one has a bad conscience, but the young one has a conscience. But Drogkamyu is usually not harmful. People, just passively killed many men - how do you say this..."

The Crow King thought for a while, and said: "It is wrong to say that she killed a man. Those men did not have the life to become a king, but they married the woman of God, but they couldn't control their luck, so they committed suicide."

"Luck?" Leoric asked, "Don't be a riddle, speak clearly."

The Crow King took a sip of his cigarette pot and said: "That is to say, the ancestors of the Drogue Camus lineage were the maids of the Heavenly Father, and later they were favored by the Heavenly Father and gave birth to Drog Camus, so the daughters of their clan are A goddess with the blood of God. This goddess is born with luck to protect her body. This luck has two ways of yin and yang. If it is yin, it is luck, and if it is yang, it is bad luck..."

"Oh, that's pretty bad luck," said Leoric.

"Don't interrupt!" The Crow King spoke with a bit of the majesty of the past, "Then whether the luck is yin or yang depends on the husband of the goddess. Goddesses are born to be ladies for gods or emperors. If the husband has the air of an emperor and can control the luck of the goddess, then the luck of the couple will get better and better; on the contrary, if the husband does not have the life of a prince and general, but still wants to marry the goddess, then naturally It was killed by her. This is the reason why she killed seven husbands in a row. Those guys are arrogant and have no self-knowledge. They deserve to die.”

Speaking of this, the Crow King spread his hands and said with a proud smile:

"I'm very smart, so I didn't marry her, and I didn't touch her daughter! I let her be the puppet king, and I'll be the real king! How about I live a long time..."

"Really, you have a long life?" The murderer Leoric showed a subtle smile.

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Chapter 240 Five: Wang's Luck

The Crow King knew what he wanted to say, so his face turned dark immediately, and he said: "Ah, yes, yes, no matter how smart I am, I will never be as smart as King Leoric, and no matter how long my life will be, I will never outlive you!" Smoking a cigarette, Leoric saw from behind that the Crow King was so angry that his mouth was crooked.

Leoric pissed him off again and again, feeling a little sorry, and thought: It would be no good for me to really piss him off, because I lost a capable man for nothing.Then he waved his hands and smiled: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I shouldn't be yin and yang to you, we are now monarchs, colleagues, united front! You are very smart! I was lucky to win you."

The Crow King extinguished his cigarette pipe, turned his head, sighed and said, "King, don't comfort me. I was really not convinced at first, but after following you for a while, I also accepted my fate. You are better than me in every aspect It’s all true. Sigh, it’s not shameful to lose to you! I’ve seen it now, and I’ll help you go a little farther and fly higher. When people talk about it in the future, they will also say, ‘The Crow King was able to compete with the famous Leo back then. Rick is inextricably linked, and he is worthy of being a hero of the generation'."

"I'm even embarrassed when you say that..." Leoric rubbed the back of his head, he really didn't expect that the arrogant Crow King would be convinced by him, and said, "Okay, if I get rich in the future , gold, silver, treasure, meat and soup are all indispensable to you."

"Thank you!" The Crow King saluted.

Immediately, the two continued to talk about the barbarian princess, and Leoric asked the Crow King, "Hey, Brother Crow, you said that only the king can restrain the luck of that barbarian goddess. Do you think I have the appearance of a king?" ?”

The Crow King smiled, waved his hand, and said, "No!"

Leoric was startled, and asked, "I don't? I became the king of the plateau at such a young age, why don't I have the appearance of a king?"

The Crow King smiled and said: "Don't worry, I can read the face! You really don't have the face of a king. Of course, if you don't have the face of a king, it doesn't mean you can't be a king; if you have the face of a king, you don't necessarily have to be a king. It’s all metaphysics, it’s hard to say.”

Hearing that the Crow King can read faces, Leoric became interested and said, "Then can you show me faces?"

The Crow King said: "In fact, I have read it a long time ago, but I didn't tell you." The Crow King coughed dryly, cut into barbarian dialect, and said:

"Our family's fortune-telling mainly depends on the five sense organs. The five sense organs are all the face officials. Ears, eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth are the officials of hearing, eyebrows are the officials of life preservation, eyes are the inspectors, nose is the judge, and mouth is the judge. You are a cashier. Judging from your facial features, you can hear ghost voices if you have sunken ears, you will lose your life if you have long eyebrows, and you will die if you have sharp eyes. They are all ominous omens..." At this point, the Crow King couldn't hold back anymore, he gritted his teeth and said:

"So why aren't you dead yet? You're so stupid. You still look like a fucking emperor? You're all dead! Ever since I counted your faces for the first time, I think you're guilty of physiognomy. Chong, you and Physiognomy must die."

Leoric also laughed dumbfoundedly, and said, "Actually, your calculations are quite accurate, so tell me, what is an emperor's face?"

The Crow King said: "I have seen two emperor-like people in my life, one is your wife."

"Devis, right?" Leoric could also see that this girl's domineering aura belongs to the category of capable people and different appearances, just like the ancients said, "Sima Yi, King Xuan of Jin, takes care of himself." Back.", "Liu Bei, the former lord of Shu, saw his ears." There are also books that say: "Wen Wang has four breasts, Gao Tao's beak, Yao's eight-colored eyebrows, Tang's arms have four cubits, and Yu's ears have three leaks." It can be classified into this category. If it is recorded in the history books, Tivis is: Queen Tivis of the plateau, nine feet tall, with a voice like a bell, eating five buckets of rice, drinking a thousand cups of wine, singing and dancing, a stunning beauty!

"What about the other one?" Leoric asked the Raven King.

The Crow King's expression suddenly became serious, and he said, "That man is Dragon King Brin."

"Oh, you are famous." Leoric nodded.

"Dragon King Brin has a strange appearance, and you can tell at a glance that he is not a mortal. King Leoric, let me keep it a secret. When you meet him in person, you will know how extraordinary this 'true emperor' is." .”

"Okay, I'll meet him sooner or later." Leoric said with a sneer.

So to get down to business, if I say that I am not the face of an emperor, it means that the barbarian princess can definitely kill me?

"Okay, I'm going to marry that princess!"

"Are you dying?" The Crow King widened his eyes in horror, "You..." The Crow narrowed his eyes suddenly, and said in a deep voice: "King, I went to that place with you, several times, you know Right? I guess the place with many balls of light is the legendary place of truth, right?"

"Yes, I call that place the Library of Truth," said Leoric.

"So you will enter there every time you die, and your vitality is very tenacious, and you will come back from the dead!" The Crow King widened his eyes, took a deep breath excitedly, and said, "Is this your secret? Leo Rui King Ke!"

"Yes, you know my secret." Leoric said calmly.

"Are you not afraid?" the Crow King asked.

"You tell me to take a look?" Leoric laughed.

After saying this, the Crow King felt his scalp go numb, and his hair stand on end—fuck, there's another call, right?It's dangerous for others to know this secret, but it's okay for the Crow King to know, because if the Crow King dares to betray Leoric—in any form, even if he just thinks about it in his heart, he will be struck by lightning.

"Fine, just pretend nothing happened." The Crow King spread his hands.

now it's right.

The Crow King continued: "But don't play yourself to death. Let me remind you, that little vixen has better luck than her mother. I'm afraid no one in this world can restrain her."

"okay, I get it."

Then Leoric took the Raven King back from the pecking eye

A barbarian princess with the blood of a goddess?Interesting!

In order to inherit the legacy of the Crow King, and to get the holy relic to make Miss Witch happy (crossed out), Leoric decided to go against all opinions and marry the little princess.

Leoric found the girls early the next morning and said, "Dear family members, I thought about it for a long time last night and decided to marry that barbarian princess... Hey, no, Shia, put the knife away, listen to me , I am not doing it for the beauty of the princess, but because their family secretly holds a group of sacred relics of the plateau people. I sacrifice myself for the country! Don't believe me!"

This reason cannot be refuted, not to mention that if Leoric really made up his mind, the wives who have always spoiled him would have no choice but to obey. Several wives got the gold token of "accepting concubines by order".

The next day, Leoric asked Flower Fairy to send a letter to the barbarian queen, expressing his willingness to have a talk. If you are interested, come to Wild Wolf City.

……

Three days later, the Tukalu Clan Fortress——

"Matriarch, a letter from Leoric!"

The messenger wearing a sheepskin jacket rushed to the door of Drogkamyu, and he knelt down on the soft cushion in front of the door with a "plop", presenting a gold-plated envelope with both hands.

A moment later, a gap opened in the door, and a pair of small white hands were holding a gold-encrusted tray in front of the messenger.The courier stared intently at those hands, his eyes seemed to burst into flames—the hands were immature and petite, with slender fingers, soft skin, and clean nails. Just looking at the hands, one could imagine a beautiful girl.The courier was a middle-aged man, unmarried, and perhaps he hadn't touched a woman for a long time. He couldn't help staring blankly, thinking: whose hand is this?Could it be the legendary princess of our clan?

"Where's the stuff?" the owner of the hand urged.The voice was gentle and soft, and the messenger's heart was as sweet as honey.

"Here!" The messenger hurriedly handed the letter to the tray, and the girl took the letter away and immediately closed the door.The messenger was still immersed in his fantasy, so he knelt at the door for another 2 minutes before leaving resentfully.

The person who came to pick up the letter was definitely not Drog Camus himself, nor the little princess. The owner of these hands was just a maid who served Drog Camus.At this moment, she took the tray and walked quickly to Drogkamyu's bedroom.

Unlike people from the highlands and other ethnic groups, the barbarians don't live in tents anymore, unless they are people like the Crow King who spend all day in the army.Drogcamus and other barbarian nobles lived in the castle. After all, tents were not as comfortable as castles. The nobles had no need for nomads, so naturally they would not continue to live in tents.However, the layout of the house still retains the style of the nomadic period. Over the past 200 years, the barbarian culture and the aboriginal culture of the Middle-earth region have been integrated to a certain extent, and a unique architectural style has been developed.

In the past, the castle buildings of the plateau people emphasized privacy more. There were many corridors, partitions, rooms, etc., and the functions of each room were separated.And there are almost no independent rooms on this floor of Drogcamus. It is just a vaulted hall that can accommodate more than a hundred people living at the same time, just like a super enlarged version of the nomadic tent.Both the servant and the master live here, but they sleep in different areas, separated by curtains or wooden boards, the entire hall is covered with carpets, and the air is filled with incense.

At this time, the maid was walking barefoot on the carpet.On her ankles, which were as white as her hands, there were three loops of thin black ropes, which symbolized her status as a servant.She came to the end of the hall and knelt down in front of a lotus-colored curtain.Behind the silk curtain, a figure lying on a couch can be seen.That was Drogkamyu, the titular head of the Tukalu clan.At this time, she was lying on the couch, propping her head on one hand, as if she was resting.

The maid said: "Patriarch, King Leoric has sent a letter!"

Upon hearing this, the woman on the couch immediately turned over and sat up,

"Submit it quickly!" The person inside said anxiously.

The maid handed the letter to Drog Camus inside, and was about to turn around and leave. Suddenly, Drog Camus said loudly, "Wait a minute!"

"Patriarch, what's the matter?"

"Does anyone else know about Leoric's reply?"

The lady said: "Master Patriarch, the fact that you and Miss are going to marry Leoric is already known in the whole city, and everyone in Changtian City is talking about it. It's probably impossible to keep it secret."

"Crack!" There was a sound of throwing bowls from behind the curtain, and Drogkamyu said angrily, "Idiot! Didn't I say to keep it a secret? If the Crow King and his nephew find out, we will all die?"

The maid said with a look of grievance: "Master Patriarch, I am just a servant serving tea and water. I can only guarantee that my mouth is strict, but I can't control other people! Everyone in the army and nobles knows that I am also a servant. no way."

Drogcamus sighed, she has no real power, she is just a matriarch in name, and no one listens to her words.

The maid asked: "Patriarch, can I go?"

"Wait! Let Yinchai smell you."

As he spoke, a little fox with black feet and white fur came out from the curtain, looking very cute.The maid knelt down and stretched out her hand. The fox sniffed at it, and then made a "wow" into the room. After hearing this sound, Drogcamus waved with confidence, signaling the maid to leave.The fox is a monster raised by Drog Camus. Its nose can identify magic elements, which is equivalent to a security check procedure-in fact, the fox will sniff all the maids every day to prevent them from being attached to the enemy's magic brand and revealing information.But Drogcamus was still worried, as soon as he thought about it, he would let the fox sniff it.

After the maid left, Drogcamus behind the curtain opened Leoric's letter.She read it nervously, carefully read it twice, and then breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Heavenly Father, open your eyes! King Leoric seems to have agreed—Kiki! Leoric said he wants to see us!" Did you hear that?"

Kiki, that's the pet name of her daughter Tanachig.At this time, the daughter was sitting on a chair in the corner reading a book.The strange thing is that there is also a curtain between her and her mother, and the two of them are talking through the curtain, and this curtain is also painted with many runes, which are covered with runes, as if something is sealed.

After hearing her mother's words, Qiqi raised her head and said, "Is it the plateau king I mentioned earlier?"

"Yes, that's the man who will be your husband."

Qiqi closed the book with a "snap!" and said, "No! Mother, I will kill him..."

"My child, listen to me..." When Drogkamyu was halfway speaking, there was a slight noise outside the window, and she heard the voice suddenly bounced off the chair like a frightened cat, saying, "There is something outside." movement!"

Qiqi glanced at the window and said, "Mom, don't be afraid, it's the kitten outside the window."

"you sure?"