restless daily life

"I suspect that you are blackmailing your own mother, you unfilial daughter."

Yukinoshita Yukino rolled his eyes, since he couldn't see it in the bathroom anyway: "My sister and I learned aikido partly in the training class, and most of it was taught by our mother using father as a model, and even There are routine practice inspections, even if I am studying abroad, my mother will make regular video calls to check my level."

"Heirloom Aikido? Could it be that your Excellency is the general door tiger girl?"

"I probably feel that women who are physically weaker than men have to be stronger. Even if I returned to China after several years, I saw my mother and father discussing at home..."

Thinking of the picture of her old father, a grown man, being pulled up by her mother's outburst of cleverness, Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but raise her mouth.

Tighten the screws at the last moment, cover the screws and some corners with some soft glue, pour the cat litter on the matching plate next to it, and a pet cat house is completed.

Before officially moving in, knight had to take a good bath.

"Haku-kun, what did you tell Chitanda and mother today?"

Um?Didn't I also bring Oreki Houtaro with me?

Oh——Auntie is a little mean-spirited. Although the power of the assault may be reduced after half a month, it is also okay to give the brave a few shots of preventive medicine.

Bai Ying replied ordinaryly: "What else can I say? I got help through negotiation. I strictly implemented your request, and I didn't say a few words with Auntie—the tea Auntie makes is quite good."

"It's the tea's fault that the tea tastes good."

Yukinoshita Yukino asked strangely: "Mother didn't make things difficult for you?"

"Why do you embarrass me? I'm just a clay sculpture and woodcarving. The one who convinced your mother was Eru's niece."

After Bai Ying finished speaking, he laughed again: "Hmph, has your ingenious plan of connecting the boat with iron chains failed?"

"Just making some strategic adjustments."

"You have no chance! Tomorrow is Friday, and then there will be two days off, and next Monday will be followed by voting! Wait until tomorrow, let's see the gap between you and me! Jie jie jie jie——!"

Yukinoshita Yukino felt that it was best to go around Shirokage tomorrow.

It's not that I'm afraid, it's mainly that I'm too lazy to answer.

Chapter 72 The Romance of Shenshan, the Story of the Battle

"The poem says—"

During the lunch break, the students have just finished their lunch, or they are chatting and walking on campus, or they are previewing the reading in the class, or comprehending the struggle の kill in advance, doing homework after the morning class, or following up to comprehend The mystery of the tornado, determined to be admitted to a top-ranking university, doing crazy questions.

The appearance of all living beings on the campus was broken by a long-breathing voice that was getting higher and higher, causing it to roll out chaotic waves.

Yukinoshita Yukino has been vigilant since last night. Boiled cats have shown initial results. In the morning, she went out one step earlier than Shirokage, and directly regarded the classroom as her home. At noon, Hihama invited them to the activity classroom to eat bento, but she reluctantly refused. Ignoring the classmate's ignorance, one person bravely ate the bento in his seat.

Hearing the sound from outside, Yukinoshita Yukino felt a sense of relief that the second shoe had finally landed.

This guy doesn't seem to use a headset, does he?Can the human voice be so bright and wide?Also because it is too high and too bright, it sounds like a female voice.

Yukinoshita Yukino remained vigilant and came to the corridor.

The sound burst out from the courtyard surrounded by the surrounding teaching buildings.

The play has already started, looking at the four people in the courtyard.

Yukinoshita Yukino pupil earthquake.

"Let's say that good fortune divides the heaven and the earth, and the Tianmao pulls out the sea to stand on the pillars."

"Yin and Yang are separated into a country, and fourteen sandy mountains are lit up."

"There is a sacred mountain in Gifu, Honshu, and the goddess descends from the north."

"A bamboo-colored cracked stone grows, and the fame of the ages comes here."

It is rumored that in the Zhende area of ​​Kamiyama City, Gifu County, Honshu Island, one day the sun fell on the top of the mountain, and the mist was self-generated. In less than half a day, a magical bamboo broke out of the mountain and could be seen for hundreds of miles. The woodcutter said: When a celestial maiden descends into troubled times, her beauty cannot be forgotten, her preciousness is unspeakable, and a person who is worthy of being a celestial maiden must be an unrivaled hero who can pacify the world and leave a name in his biographies.

As a result, all the heroes in the world entered and exited, wanting to ask to marry the goddess.

"You mung bean seller, dare to call yourself a hero and ask to marry a heavenly girl?"

In the carefree male voice, Hikigu Yide tried to show a mocking expression, his cheeks twitched like a ppt, and the eyes of the dead fish were very sad.

"Oh, you dare to kill a pig, why don't I dare?"

In the majestic and thick voice, Oreki Yuncho tried to move his face, and barely squeezed out a smile like a dead man's face.

"People who blush are really not ashamed!"

"People with dark faces are indeed thick-skinned!"

Four sentences, as if there was revenge for killing their father, Oreki Yunchang and Hiki Gu Yide stretched out their hands suddenly, and exerted strength on each other, but they were shocked by each other's strength, and clamped each other.

"Wait a minute!"

With a loud cry, one of them walked out with big strides, and he stretched out his hand to separate the two of them, saying: "The two strong men have ambitions, why don't they go up the mountain and solve the problem of the celestial girl, so as to prove themselves heroes?"

The two asked at the same time: "Who are you?!"

"Anjie Xuande!"

Mystery Tianwaiyin is confident, loud and full of energy.

An Jie Xuande's face was stiff, he acted as a puppet, and his eyes were dull.

The three of them didn't know each other without fighting, and they talked very happily. They were so excited that they chopped off the chicken head, worshiped Guan Gong, became sworn brothers, and got drunk together.

On the first day, drink.

The next day, drink.

On the third day, it was in vain for us to claim to be heroes, linger here, get drunk for days, and be so haggard with ambition, from today, quit drinking!

On the fourth day, drink.

……

"A friend has a glass of wine in his life - the second brother sings!"

"Every day in those days - big brother sings!"

"In a word! For a lifetime! For a lifetime... hiccup—huh? How tall are the bamboos on the mountain, according to the two virtuous brothers?"

"Hahaha, hiccup! Don't you know if you measure it?"

"The third brother is right, go measure it, measure it!"

One day, alone and drunk, the three of them hooked up and headed for the top of the mountain.

Just entering the mountain, suddenly there was a torrential rain pouring down.

"Second brother, it's raining!"

"Quench your thirst! Good!"

"Gululu—! Bah! Just about to rinse my mouth! Hahahaha!"

An Jie Xuande laughed out loud.

After only ten steps, the rainstorm suddenly stopped, the clouds closed, the light flashed and the thunder flashed, and the roar was shocking!

"Oh——!! God damn it, who has a louder voice?!"

Biqigu Yide roared to the sky.

"Third, third brother's voice is really loud, brother, don't you think so?"

"Second brother, what are you talking about? Hiccup!"

Walking back dozens of steps, the thunder subsided, the wind was strong, and a white-fronted tiger jumped out of the road, roaring and shaking the mountains and forests.

"What a big bug! I think dry drinking is tasteless, so I can use you as a side dish!"

Zhemu Yunchang threw himself at the tiger, knocked it down, let it fly into the air and fell to the ground, seeing stars, then raised his leg and cut it, his heel hit the tiger's forehead like a heavy hammer, white, red, hard, soft A brain popped out, and it seemed that he had lost his breath.

Zhemu Yunchang yelled: "Sweep the fun! This dish is unbearable!"

The three of them moved forward again, but they were confused for a while, and they came to an ancient bamboo whose height was unknown and as thick as three strong men surrounded it.

"If you can break the gossip formation and step into this place, you are not a mediocre person."

"Every hero has the demeanor of not changing his face when encountering changes, and laughing while walking in the mud; he has the courage to be shocked by thunder without being afraid, and acts against the will of the sky; Can be a hero."

A gentle and pleasant voice came.

The three of them hooked their shoulders and looked around.

See the goddess protruding from the bamboo.The mountains and rivers are clear, the bamboo forest is good at night, the moon is bright at night, bright and clean.It is such a beautiful thing.

"Big brother! Second brother! There's a man growing on the tree!"

"Third brother, you are drunk, it is clear that a tree grew on a person."

"You two virtuous brothers, you are all drunk. This is not a tree, but a bamboo. It is clear that people and bamboo have grown together."

The three brothers laughed drunkenly.

In a large paper tube painted with emerald green background and drawn with bamboo leaves, Tian Tian just showed a face, and said softly: "I am a heavenly man, and I offended the world of mortals. Waiting for the hero to come, break the bamboo to relieve my body Just want to break open this bamboo, you need to verify your sincerity—the three can take the leaves of this bamboo, write the name of the person you like on the leaf, if it is not sincere, then the leaf will wither, if it is true, then Ye Qing. A hero can break through this bamboo. In the future, in a chaotic world, success and fame will be taken for granted."

"My name is Hui Ye Ji, the brightness of the bright moon, the night of Qingming."

The three brothers took down the bamboo leaves that were crudely made like pieces of paper, and wrote their names on them.

After the name was written on the bamboo leaves, none of the three bamboo leaves turned yellow.

Kaguya Ji was quite surprised, could it be that the three of them were all sincere?However, how can a good girl marry three husbands, and I am afraid that the brothers will turn against each other in the end.

She took a closer look and was even more surprised.

On the bamboo leaf of Biqigu Yide, Zhemu Yunchang's name was written, and on Zhemu Yunchang's bamboo leaf was Anjie Xuande, and on Anjie Xuande's bamboo leaf, it was clearly Biqigu Yide!

The three brothers looked at each other, laughing and joking, pushing and shoving, and hooking their shoulders.

Kaguya Ji had never seen this scene before.

"Those who can pass the eight trigrams array, one out of ten, can be called talented."

"In the battle, those who don't change their face, are unrestrained and unrestrained, and have extraordinary bravery, are rare in a hundred, and they should be heroes."

"My name is written on the bamboo leaves, and the leaves are not withered. There has never been one so far, and they will not be able to overcome the difficulties of fame and fortune. This is also a matter of course. Those who come to climb the mountain to ask bamboo, who has no sense of fame and fortune? I thought I can only wait for the redemption period to expire, I never thought I would see the three of you today."

"Fame and benefits are like floating clouds, princes and princes will talk and laugh lightly. Three brothers with peach blossoms and red gallbladder, bamboo leaves are eternal green."

"The three are true heroes."

Kaguya Ji praised.

The three brothers hiccupped and became confused.

"Brother, big brother—are we real heroes?"

"Yeah! The goddess said I, bah! We are real heroes! What do you think, brother?"

"A real hero...well, a real hero—good! Let's recruit Xiangyong, break the Yellow Turban, confer titles, flog postmasters, pay three visits to thatched huts, set fire to Chibi, establish a country and establish a business, and revive the Han Dynasty! Hiccup!"

The three people who were ambitious and drunk, just turned around, and saw a person leading a thousand troops and ten thousand horses coming up the mountain.

"The world has been pacified by me, what jokes are you three guys talking about here?"

The white-haired fat man strolled over, with a paper sword hanging from his waist, a paper crown on his head, and his name and surname on his chest.

Mysterious Tianwai voice is very compelling, majestic and solemn, occasionally mixed with some human-driven accompaniment.

The gongs and drums were played majesticly, and the suona was played in a melodious manner.

"Huh? That, that—who are you?!" Biqigu Yide asked with his tongue out.

"I am the head of the heaven and the world, the heaven and the earth, the great virtue, the sage, the revered emperor—"

An Jie Xuande: "It's too long to read."

Oreki Yuncho: "Brother is right."

Biqi Gu Yide: "I am the same."

Emperor Zaimokza ignored the three drunks, looked at Kaguya Ji, and presented a poem: "In the past, I had a relationship, but I couldn't sleep after a long time. I have become a man in the world, and I want to marry a fairy in the sky."

Hui Yeji replied: "My name is written on the bamboo leaves, and the evergreen way is true. False feelings turn yellow, true and false are self-evident."

Emperor Zaimokza ordered someone to pick off a bamboo leaf, raised his hand and wrote Kaguya Hime's name, and saw that the blue bamboo leaf suddenly turned yellow for some reason-it must not be that Emperor Zaikiza had yellow paint on his hands.

Seeing this, Emperor Zaimokza threw away the dead leaves without changing his face, and said, "Seeing the beauty of the bamboo leaves, I feel ashamed that there are stains. It will quickly turn yellow, and I dare not keep more."