restless daily life

boom!A Komachi elbow was successfully interrupted, and Hikigani Komachi smiled, and said silently in his eyes: Brother, don't get sick outside.

Azusa Chuansaki thought about it too much, and said: "A novice thief who looks around, looks around, and moves unnaturally, as if he is stealing. A girl who is imposing, straight-forward, not looking for someone but more like catching rape. A girl who looks stupid at first glance. , in fact, there is always a bit of a silly girl on her face."

The three of them sat down subconsciously, and immediately their heads were covered with black lines.

Hikigaya Komachi complained: "These characteristics... are not as good as the ones my brother just mentioned."

Taking the four of them to their reserved seats, Sakuta Azusagawa handed out the menu and said, "Please."

"Japanese style, Western style, Chinese style, afternoon tea...the chefs in this restaurant are really talented." Hikigaya Hachiman glanced at the menu and immediately realized, "Wait, we're just here to find someone..."

Azusagawa Sakuta said naturally: "You are here, you are welcome."

Yukino Yukino glanced at it, and Shirokage was quietly looking at the subject of the photo: "Isn't Shirokage also a waiter?"

"Unfortunately, the white shadow in our store is not for sale and is not on the menu."

Sakuta Azusagawa said: "Japanese, Western and afternoon tea are the boss' specialties, while Chinese dishes are Bai's specialty. You can taste very authentic Chinese dishes, but our restaurant does not guarantee delicious Chinese dishes."

Yukinoshita Yukino subconsciously looked at the menu and began to choose, and said casually, "Then let's have mapo tofu."

"Okay, one mapo tofu."

Azusagawa Sakuta wrote down the menu, turned around and walked towards Shirokage. Hikigaya Hachiman was about to ask what it means to not guarantee delicious food, but seeing this, he lost the opportunity.

There are warriors in foreign countries.

Hearing the order brought by Sakuta Azusagawa, Shirokage was quite surprised, and immediately bid farewell to the two joking ladies.

"Hey? Don't you want to chat for a while? I also want to try to take a photo with a campus style."

The lady asked to stay, but the falling flowers were intentional, and the flowing water was ruthless.

"The best way to destroy an interest is to bring it closer to life, so the distance is just right."

Bai Ying left gracefully, put on an apron and entered the back kitchen, shouting with great interest: "Boss, the bean paste, dried chili, and red peppercorns, have the boss bought them all?"

The boss who was trying to shape the dim sum was surprised, and wanted to use the ingredients he bought specially... Mapo tofu? !

Mapo tofu is a well-known foreign dish, and the boss was also very interested.

Yes, once.

I ate it once when I purchased it, and the filter broke in the thunder and fire.

The boss said solemnly: "Remember to take a copy of the disclaimer, whoever eats it will sign it."

"Don't worry, boss, it's just slightly spicy."

'Don't worry, it's just slightly spicy. '——In a small shop in Sichuan and Chongqing, the owner's enthusiastic and indifferent laughter emerged in his mind.

The boss couldn't help taking a breath, and the phantom pain from the past emerged.

Shirokage took a deep breath and felt it!My still fiery soul!The blood of the Sichuan-Chongqing man has not been wiped out!

In my previous life, I was fooled into the kitchen by my mother after graduating from university. With the curiosity about unknown things, I ignited my enthusiasm and learned to cook a few meals. After that, the kitchen tool person became myself——My parents often From WeChat, he will kindly say, 'Eat fish at night', 'The whole fat intestine', 'It's too spicy, you can't get old if you eat spicy food'.

Hot pot hairy belly rolls with spicy oil and pickled peppers are appetizing and worry-free.

The bean curd is as light and thin as water, and it enters the throat when it is filled with dipping materials.

I never thought about the plausible world of reincarnation in this life. Looking back, I actually eat everything, but Cantonese people don't like spicy food.

I will never forget that day.

Looking at the kitchen with nostalgia, I, who was still under ten years old, tried to use pocket money and coquettish offensive to get some good dried Chinese prickly ash and dried chili, and went to the kitchen with great interest to make a plate of mapo tofu.

My parents feel deeply that my son will look like a kitchen tool man in the future, so prepare a big bowl of white rice and make all preparations.

The young self smiled disdainfully, and the soul inspired the pride of Chuanyu, stretched out the chopsticks in the shocked eyes of the parents, wrapped a piece of tofu with the thickened sauce, and put it in the mouth without hesitation.

It was a familiar strangeness, the one she met at the same table ten years later.

In the past, she was cheerful and generous, free and easy, and enthusiastic. She could be as lively as a tomboy and as agile as a fire butterfly. She was so sly and far away, so that the sense of distance disappeared unconsciously. She was so sincerely embracing. Each other, let people feel the crimson fiery passion, she chuckled away and took away my soul - she is the light of my life, the fire of my desire, the indispensable red in the rivers and lakes Clothes woman!

Now she is three feet wide, with big arms and a round waist. The crimson gauze dress has been widened by an unknown amount to barely restrain the precarious weight. Her eyes are no longer bright and bright, and there is clearly arrogance and contempt hidden in them. No matter how sincere and lively, she poked at other people's sores with every word and sentence, and refused to stop when she scraped bloody flesh and blood. She left with curses, but brought my sorrow——she is superior, she is irresistible, indispensable in the community That charter woman!

Thinking that things are right but people are wrong, the sense of time is so dark that it is dumb, once sang and rode a horse, now she shed tears and tears!

Even if you are against sensual dogs and horses, and resist the years and years, you still can't survive the cycle of life and death, and the number of days will kill you!

With all his cultivation base exhausted, even if he gritted his teeth and tried to re-enter the extremely spicy situation, he would only be a heartbroken man!

The strong man who was not weaker than others all his life, and was still in the extreme spicy state until his death, finally fell.

The rest of the congenitally damaged reincarnation re-cultivated the body, maintaining the peak of the slightly spicy nine-turn Dzogchen state and lingering.

The past came to my heart, and Bai Ying couldn't help crying.

Shake a thin layer of oil in the pot, and stir-fry the dried chili and peppercorns on a low heat, blooming a stimulating taboo atmosphere.

"Ahem—boss! You shouldn't be buying high-spiciness, right?!"

"Ahem, cough, of course not. I asked the store, and it is indeed a mildly spicy chili... If you want me to tell you, don't fry it, just grind it into chili noodles and pour it in."

"Cough cough cough! No way! Even if I am no longer as brave as I used to be, cough! This knife-edged pepper of the soul must not give in!"

"Remember to ask them to sign the disclaimer—ahem!!"

"Slightly spicy, no exemption!"

Bai Ying poured the crispy chili peppers on the chopping board, picked up a kitchen knife and chopped them up to stimulate a stronger smell.

The boss finally couldn't resist the mighty true energy in the kitchen, he bowed down, turned and fled.

After a burst of crying and laughter in the kitchen, like ghosts crying and wolves howling, Bai Ying walked out with the tightly covered porcelain cup. His steps were heavy and solemn, and he walked slowly to the four people's seats, and put the porcelain cup on the table.

"Please."

Shirai Shadow lifted the lid on the top, and a strong fragrance diffused out, and there was not much spicy smell that could be smelled directly.

The four of them couldn't help looking, and saw a square of magma hidden in the white porcelain cup. The red gorgon juice was extremely thick, stirring from time to time in the residual heat not long after it was cooked. The white jade-like tofu was not floating in it, but more like Falling into the raging tide, the surface of the magma was cleverly sprinkled with chopped green onions, as if pretending to be duckweed on the clear stream.

Hikigaya Komachi swallowed: "It smells good, but it looks a little scary..."

"Ma Po Tofu, I've eaten it before...but it's completely different from this one, right?" Yuigahama Yui recalled.

Yukinoshita Yukino turned her head and said, "I always feel that the white fungus has planted something amazing in it, why don't Mr. Bai try it first?"

Bai Ying was silent, it wasn't because he felt guilty because of being exposed, but a very solemn and serious silence. He reached out for a chopstick, and the chopsticks were like lightning, but he held them with ease, and picked up a whole piece of tofu firmly, just like when he was a child. Wrap it in thick sauce like that and put it in your mouth.

It was a scorching stinging pain, what was chewed was not tofu, but the pride that had already been shattered, what was swallowed was not gorgon juice, but boiling iron-like sorrow.

The pervasive heat pierced through the throat, pierced into the lungs, and hit the stomach heavily, as if there was a red dragon chanting excitedly, with an unconquerable arrogance.

My soul is hungry and my body is in agony.

"Oh...so that's the case..."

Bai Ying put down his chopsticks, clasped his hands together to support his chin, and looked out at the street with a vicissitudes of life on his face. He looked like a picture of "The Mind Doesn't Belong to Mountain Treasures, It's Like Waxing", which attracted many guests to watch and take pictures.

I don't think it's been years...

Alas, the micro-spicy environment has fallen.

From now on, there is no way to fall, and I have become an ordinary person, alas!

Shirokage is suffering from illness, which is normal.

Several people looked at each other and felt that there should be no problem with this dish, and it smelled really good, so they stretched out their hands or took out chopsticks or spoons.

Chapter 27 I'm laughing, he's flirting

Ordinary people also have gaps.

Even if a body of cultivation is completely dissipated under the catastrophe, the previous experience and ability to accept are obviously not comparable to a few mortals who are new to this way and have never practiced.

Hikigu Hachiman drank the ice water with a distorted expression, the scorching hotness turned into a more dull pain under the stimulation of the cold, he wondered if there was something wrong with his tongue, and took a few breaths from time to time, I am amazed at how terrifying this dish is-is this really a dish and not poison? !

Yukino Yukino gulped down the cool water from the cup, a layer of sweat had already appeared on her forehead, and her face was a little rosy. She resisted the urge to stick out her tongue for air-conditioning, poured cold water into her mouth, and stared fiercely with her eyes. Throwing the murderous flying knife.

"Gululululu... haha... come back to life."

Yuigahama Yui couldn't help but licked her already red lips, and put down the cup: "Xiaobai, is this really tofu? It feels scarier than my cookies..."

Shirokage glanced over suddenly, and said in a deep voice, "You actually look down on your cookies so much? I'm very disappointed in you, Yuigahama! You have to be more confident!"

"Ah... oh..."

Yuigahama Yui hadn't figured out the meaning yet, subconsciously said: "I-I'm really sorry--ahh?! Are you hurting me?!"

"There is no doubt, the minister is hurting you. He has been resentful for your sweet cookies for a long time." Hikigu Hachiman couldn't help taking another breath, "Is this the taste of authentic mapo tofu? It's terrible, first A Japanese who eats mapo tofu must have a copper intestine and iron stomach..."

Bai Ying sighed sadly: "There is nothing authentic or not, it's just a skill I have practiced in cooking home-cooked dishes, and spicy is just a way to adjust and set off... Alas, my ability to eat spicy food has fallen to this point, and now even It's hard to enjoy the taste even if it's slightly spicy..."

"Enjoy..." Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but drank again, and asked, "Are you sure you're not a torture tool? Tongue torture is a feature of your hometown?"

Bai Ying snorted: "Features? It's just a simple label in the eyes of outsiders-the hometown in the eyes of others and the hometown in my own eyes are mostly two places."

Hikigu Hachiman couldn't help but interjected: "That's right, just like people in other places, when they mention Chiba is peanut specialties and all kinds of peanuts, it seems that Chiba only has peanuts!"

Yuigahama Yui and Yukinoshita Yukino didn't realize it, but Shirokage answered the conversation with great interest: "Yes, when we mention the characteristics of Sichuan and Chongqing, most of us think of spicy dishes at the first time. In my impression, the sausages that are salty, spicy, numb, and fragrant are the most impressive, so I have always had a hard time accepting sweet sausages from other regions! To me, it is really evil!"

Hikigaya Hachiman agreed: "It's the same here in Chiba. What impresses me the most is not the special peanuts..."

"It's not a bad thing that my hometown can be known in a more popular and simple form. When talking about it, I smile knowingly and say 'this is just slightly spicy', which is also a different kind of happiness." Bai Ying spoke with eloquence. talk.

Hikigu Hachiman nodded again and again: "Well, this is undeniable, although I still want to care about other places in Chiba, there are so many interesting things, I have to stare at Peanut..."

Are these two sick at the same time?Or did Shirokage transmit the disease to Hikigaya Hachiman?

Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui felt that they couldn't get into the conversation at all, and couldn't quite keep up with their conversations and thinking about their hometown.

"Xiaoxue, what should I do! I don't understand at all!"

"Why understand the communication between two bacteria? I don't want to get sick."

"Huh? Has Xiaoxue moved a few times like me?"

"I went abroad in junior high school." Yukinoshita Yukino whispered subtly, "I always feel... Hikigu-kun has already stood on the guillotine."

Yuigahama Yui was surprised: "What do you mean?"

"...When they met for the first time, they also had a good talk."

Under the snow, Yukino's gaze is gloomy.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who has been completely caught up in the discussion of "Kimun's Hometown", inspired the soul of the Chiba people, did not notice the whispers of the two "outsiders". ', fully exchanged opinions, deeply discussed the emergence and changes of cognitive differences, and sorted out the advantages and disadvantages of label features.

"Although I think that if you go to the Sichuan-Chongqing area, you will find some discoveries that I never thought of, but the impact of this kind of regional environmental change on people can only be felt after experiencing it." Bai Ying said. Experience, "When I first came to Japan, there was a stage where I was uncomfortable doing everything, and then I got used to it unconsciously."

Hikigu Hachiman asked enthusiastically: "Oh? As a foreigner, did the minister find any other interesting things here in Chiba? Please don't talk about peanuts."

"Um……"

Bai Ying pondered and said: "Sister control."

At this moment, it was as if the girl said to the boy, 'Let's open a room', and the boy said, 'Okay!Just wait for your words! ', so the boy opened a room in the game and pulled the girl in...

The enthusiasm of the hometown people of Hiki Valley Hachiman froze instantly: "Huh?"

Is it an auditory hallucination?

Yuigahama Yui: "Poof—?!"

Yukino under the snow drank water: "As expected."

"Ah, ah—ah?"

Hikigu Hachiman uttered a few yells of unknown meaning, and said in shock, "Why this?!"

Bai Ying had an expression that could tell the truth, and his voice became immature, with a feeling of maturity and pretense: "Since I came to Chiba, among the people I have met, anyone who has a younger sister is Sister-in-law, I call it the law of Chiba having a younger sister-there is only one truth, Chiba's elder brothers are all sister-in-law!"

Hikigu Hachiman resolutely said: "I don't believe it! Who else but me?!"

Yukinoshita Yukino said: "You don't deny yourself? Biqi Gujun is really hopeless."

"Haha, I'm an only child, but I don't have this kind of thing..." Yuigahama Yui subconsciously looked at Hikigaya Komachi, and immediately said in shock, "Komachi! You, you, you, are you okay?!"

"It's okay, huhu, ha, this is a bit spicy, but it's delicious! It's really delicious!"

Hikigu Komachi, who has been silent all this time, is shouldering the heavy responsibility of eradicating mapo tofu. He gasped for breath and exclaimed how spicy it was, and ate each piece of tofu with great joy.