Pokémon start binding Dragon God system

"I've become a genius... I've become a genius... This time I've really become a genius!!!"

Lin Qing's strange cry immediately attracted the attention of others.

Su Tianyan came over with a puzzled face: "What's wrong? The toilet is blocked?"

Then Su Tianyan saw the sharp-toothed land shark wearing duck pattern pajamas, showing his tail, wearing slippers, wearing a nightcap, and brushing his teeth with a tea mug in his hand.

At that time, her eyeballs were about to fall out, and she turned her head to look at Lin Qing who was beside her with a dazed expression.

hell...

But the little shark thought that they were all admiring its fit body and handsome face, and smiled a couple of times in the mirror. It looked obscene and cautious, and everyone's back felt numb when they saw it.

Then, under the astonished gazes of the crowd, Xiao Sha took a sip of water in his mouth in a very humane manner, lifted the shark's head up, and began to rinse his mouth with a "heh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Later, he seemed to feel that the mouthwash had a bit of toothpaste flavor and was a bit sweet, so he swallowed it directly. After sighing freely, it walked towards the TV.

Ge You lay down on those remote controls, and he started watching "Naruto Shippuden".

Dried poop ghost shark "huh~huh~huh~I'm from Mala Gobi, water escape~big mouthful of phlegm~take it to eat!"

"he~~~~~~~tui~~~!"

The little shark in front of the screen may feel that the other party is also a shark, and it feels a little familiar with it. It also began to open its mouth in a similar way, and began to imitate: "he~~~~"

"Ouch..." I was inexperienced, and I almost fainted.

A mouthful of phlegm that didn't come up got stuck in his throat and eyes, Lin Qing looked at the guy with a disgusted face, at this moment, Xiao Sha sucked his nose, and swallowed the phlegm that didn't come up, and then He continued to watch TV with a calm face.

Kakashi: "One he seven~You fucking! Sleeping~Who will repair the dam~!"

Then the little shark watched the gestures of those people on TV, and it began to gesture subconsciously. It used to be a round land shark because its hands were short and it couldn't reach it, so it gave up this attempt.

But it gestured for a long time, apart from splitting its nails, nothing happened. Feeling bored, it looked at the game console next to it.

"shark!"

Lin Qing looked at the little shark who called him suspiciously, and then looked at the game console.

"You want to play with me???"

"Shark~shark~~" Xiaosha nodded seriously.

Lin Qing looked forward to it, and he also wanted to know how far this sharp-toothed land shark's IQ had reached, and would he be able to speak in a few days?

Lin Qing with a curious face also sat in front of the game console, and turned on the game console with his elf.

One person and one dragon sit cross-legged, each with a game controller.

Xiaosha chose a sparring game as soon as he came up, Lin Qing smiled, isn't this guy looking for abuse?

Back then, Lin Qing could play there for a day with only one game currency, because he couldn't lose at all, all kinds of tricks and coquettish routines were hard to guard against.

After the two were selected, Lin Qing started here.

"Ah donggen~~ah donggen~~!" That skill didn't stop, Xiaosha looked flustered, what's the situation with this shit, why does the other party have a laser every now and an energy bomb every now and then?

Why can't it! !

At that time, I was annoyed, and I used too much force, and the game controller was broken directly.

Then Xiaosha subconsciously said: "Vegetarian game!"

When Xiao Sha finished speaking, all the people in the room looked over as if they had seen a ghost. Lin Qing nervously took out a cigarette with slightly trembling hands, and stuffed it into his mouth.

He has been thinking about a question since time travel...

Did this elf of his also travel through time?Who stipulates that all time travels are done by one person, maybe there are groups...

Xiaosha seemed to feel that something was wrong, and wanted to go back to the house at that time.

"Wait!!!" Lin Qing grabbed it directly, and then looked at it playfully.

"Are you a human or a ghost?"

"Shark...shark..."

Lin Qing punched it down directly: "Where is your mother, shark!!!"

Sirona next to him was taken aback when she heard the words, isn't she his mother?

"Hurry up and tell me! Who are you? When will you be able to speak?" Lin Qing yelled directly, dare this guy has been fooling him all this time? ?Then he and Sirona face it every night...that...

Would not it be……

There are also all kinds of magical operations such as playing with mobile phones, browsing websites, online dating, ordering takeaways, etc. Who would believe that it didn't come through time travel?

Thinking of this, Lin Qing's eyes were about to pop out, and he grabbed Xiaosha's arm and shouted: "Hurry up!!! Otherwise, I will take you to be sterilized tomorrow!!!"

As soon as this remark came out, Xiao Sha panicked and said nervously:

"Father! I...I...I don't talk much! I just learned! You can...find me...I'm still a virgin...Don't..."

Although he spoke, he was rather blunt.

Lin Qing was also taken aback, he was so angry that he even forgot that he could communicate telepathically, then he closed his eyes and tried to find out Xiao Sha's thoughts.

Chapter 111 You Are Too Disgusting

Lin Qing watched in Xiaosha's heart, this time he watched for a very, very long time.

The originally a little angry heart gradually calmed down, and then became silent, gently stroking the little shark's head and letting it go aside to play by itself, feeling a little impatient.

In fact, sometimes being too smart might not be a good thing. When Lin Qing detected Xiao Sha's heart just now, he was also a little disappointed.

Like this kind of elf who sees humans as soon as it breaks its shell, it will regard the other party as its own parents, and will always think so, but the little shark is different, because it is so smart, it is different from other people who are born. It's not the same to see elves that humans recognize as parents.

From the TV, he understood that it is the child who bit the land shark fiercely, and Lin Qing is its trainer. It is not a human being, but it is naturally alert and has been like a child since it was a child. Let it understand a lot of things.

Especially when it saw Xiaohong standing next to her dead mother in the secret realm, it was even a little envious, and began to think about what it would be like to be raised by real parents, would it be different from now?

And the real rebellious psychology also started from the day I met Xiaohong. She is too smart and sometimes becomes lonely because she has no one to confide in, becomes a little rebellious, and becomes a little extreme.

Talk to the elf?They may not understand...

But it's not human...

After evolving today, its mentality has obviously matured a lot. Instead of pursuing the confusion that has puzzled me for many days, it is better to live the way I want.

Maybe that's fine...

Watch TV, play with mobile phones like a human child... vent your emotions online.

In the middle of the night, I watched a short video, watching the Koda duck in it, and smiled like a fool.

Why bother thinking about things that make it confusing, life is still going on...

After thinking about it, Lin Qing came to the courtyard, and began to think about that sentence, elves follow their masters.

Could it be that Xiaosha is like him on Earth before, because he was born as an orphan, he would think about who his parents were, and would envy other elves who had childhoods.

Lin Qing used to work alone in the society alone. At night, he would go back to bed and read short videos and novels tiredly. He also dated online...but there was no result.

Because I have never forgotten that I came from a humble background, and I have to be courteous in everything I do, and be low-key, so I can live a good life like this all my life.

While Lin Qing was still remembering, Xiao Sha walked out silently with a cup of tea.

"Old... father?"

A rather blunt cry interrupted Lin Qing's thoughts. Looking back at the somewhat special sharp-toothed land shark, Lin Qing seemed to see himself on Earth.

With a relieved smile on his face, he took the tea in Xiao Sha's hand and said: "I'm sorry Xiao Sha just now, I misunderstood you, but you really need to practice what you said, I know a Miao Miao, it will not only Talk and sing and play!"

"I have some... something to say... better...!"

Lin Qing looked at it with some doubts: "What words??"

"Grass mud horse!"

"...Stop it...!" Lin Qing looked at it with disdain, then looked back at his mother Huo Sha who was peeking behind, and smiled awkwardly.

Then Lin Qing turned his head, and said with a benevolent face, "Let me teach you something nice to say, call Dad~Dad~"

"...you are so disgusting, I'm going back to sleep!" Xiaosha shook his head and went back.

After seeing Huo Sha on the road, he subconsciously said, "Good night! Shark~"

"..." Huo Sha looked as if he had seen a ghost, and couldn't take it easy for a long time.

After a while, Lin Qing also went upstairs, and as soon as he entered the room, he heard the sound of someone taking a shower in the bathroom.

When he just opened the door, he saw Sirona come out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, her body was slightly red with steam.

Lin Qing, who was a little depressed just now, also became ambiguous after seeing this scene.

"Baozi, you are so beautiful!" Lin Qing locked the door behind him and walked over with a happy face.

Sirona, who was wrapped in a bath towel, was still thinking about the scandal of losing to him in the game during the day, with her hands raised high, covering the coiled hair on her head, her face full of displeasure.

Lin Qing looked at it with a smirk: "Are you still angry?"

"Can you not be angry? What do you think? All my elves have surrendered to the enemy, and I am not angry to death. It is obvious that we have a good relationship. Sure enough, the raised daughter will turn her arms out when she grows up!"

"Haha! It's all a family, why are you angry? We made an agreement today, and I will have the final say in the future, and it counts!"

"It counts! Really, you just remember this! I'll be angry if you become a mess at home, go take a shower, I'm going to blow my hair first, I'm exhausted, I'll go to bed later"

I saw Sirona's pink bath towel wrapped around her rosy skin, and the water droplets on her body were still dripping on the floor. She looked unhappy, and then took a hair dryer to blow it up.

And Lin Qing also rushed into the bathroom with a face full of anticipation.

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And Xiao Sha, who was sleeping downstairs, spoke impatiently.

"Again... Can I still sleep... Can't I just stop?"

Then it pressed the pillow on its head, but it has evolved, and its hearing has also been improved. What others can't hear, it can hear clearly.

It's really hard for the child.

"Damn it! From now on, I'll just go into the Poké Ball and just stay there..."

next morning...

Lin Qing also looked at the extremely sleepy Sirona, who was closing her eyes tightly and fell asleep on the other side of the bed from extreme fatigue.

Lin Qing looked at the time and it was still early. Anyway, there was nothing to do today, so he just lay down again.

Just then Sirona's cell phone rang, and she answered the call with a sleepy face.

"Hey~~ah...my mom...so sleepy..."

"Mary? What's the matter, early in the morning...? You asked me to go to your relative's house for a big feast, at 11 noon..."

"Oh! Alright! I'll get up right now~ You send me the location, I'll pack up and go~"

"Okay~~Good morning honey~Wait for me!"

Lin Qing in the back looked unhappy, he was thinking that he would not go anywhere for the next two days, and just stay at home with his wife for a few days, which was good, because he was dragged to dinner on the first morning.

Lin Qing was annoyed.

"Heh~ eat a big feast? Take me one!"

Sirona looked at Lin Qing sternly, what does this bastard think about every day?

"We are a group of girls. Mary and Mei are bridesmaids. I will help take pictures. What are you going to do? Are you going to eat there?"

"Hey! What's the matter? Can't you just go and eat? Why don't I give gifts like them?"

"Forget it, whatever you want, you have to keep a low profile, if everyone else pays hundreds, we also pay hundreds, don't you want to make people think you know?"

"Okay~"

Chapter 112 Trumpet Bud Zhecai, Bibi Niao Shunyan

An hour later, the two had breakfast, and after washing up, they set off towards the Caomiao Village in the west of the city.

"You have to keep a low profile when you go to the place. They are ordinary people, don't talk nonsense, you can just eat there!" Sirona was there talking to Lin Qing about the precautions along the way.

It may be that Lin Qing was too ostentatious before entering the mental hospital, but now she is still a little worried, like a mother-in-law.

"Woman! I know what to do! You don't have to ask about going to the village to have a big feast! You go and sit with Mary, and I can just stay there by myself!" Lin Qing said while hugging Sirona's Neck, hit her lightly with the forehead, with a smirk on his face.