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Huang Lei: "Director Xu made it, so it is destined to win next year's box office champion!"

Peng Peng's eyes lit up:

"Director Xu, can you see me? My acting skills are actually pretty good!"

Zhang Yixing: "Director, I also want to act, give me a chance."

Zifeng weakly raised her little hand:

"Director, I want to work with you again."

Xu Zheng can also be regarded as a senior in the film industry, a great director,

Although three people like Peng Peng, Zhang Yixing and Zifeng are very popular,

But in front of the big director, he can only fight for the opportunity to recommend himself.

Whether he can be selected or not depends on Xu Zheng's mood.

Xu Zheng sighed and said:

"To tell you the truth, I have a problem with the preparation of this film."

"Now there is still a shortfall of 800 million."

"If the investment cannot be obtained, the movie will be ruined,"

"I just want to give everyone a chance, but I'm powerless!"

When they heard that there was still a shortfall of 800 million, everyone immediately dared not speak.

Everyone knows that film investment is risky, 800 million is not a small amount,

Everyone here either doesn't have so much money,

Or dare not take money to risk.

In the awkward silence, Lin Feng spoke.

Just listen to him whisper:

"I voted for this money."

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In the awkward silence, Lin Feng spoke.

Just listen to him whisper:

"I voted for this money."

Xu Zheng looked at him in surprise, and confirmed:

"Professor Lin, are you serious?"

"Aren't you kidding me??"

Lin Feng nodded.

After getting an affirmative answer, Xu Zheng was overjoyed!

He rubbed his big bald head excitedly.

Seeing this, Huang Lei joked:

"Congratulations Director Xu, successfully achieved the goal of participating in the program!"

As expected of an old fox,

Just like a joke, it hit Xu Zheng's purpose of participating in [Longing for Life].

Originally, Xu Zheng had never been on variety shows, and when he received the invitation from Longing, he also flatly refused.

Unexpectedly, within two days, he changed his mind again.

I went back and thought about what to say, and felt that it was inappropriate not to participate in Mr. Huang’s program.

I still have to give Teacher Huang a face.

In fact, he agreed to come to "[-]" only after he learned that Lin Feng would also participate in this program.

Xu Zheng came to participate in the recording of the program because the drunkard's intention was not to drink, but to Lin Feng!

He came here for Lin Feng!

After Xu Zheng was exposed by Huang Lei, he was neither annoyed nor embarrassed.

Anyway, his goal has been achieved, and it's too late to be happy! !

I saw him cheerfully saying:

"Professor Lin's great kindness, I am really grateful! I can't repay you!!"

"Well, to express my sincere thanks,"

"I'll tell a joke to cheer up Professor Lin!"

Everyone pricked up their ears and listened.

Xu Zheng entered the scene in a second:

"Oh, that movie is really good!"

Huang Lei immediately asked cooperatively:

"What movie?"

Xu Zheng frowned and thought:

"That's it, what mountain is that?"

"What kind of mountain is that hot?"

Everyone has speculated:

"Brokeback Mountain?"

"No, no, no."

"Notting Hill??"

"Oh, no, no."

"That's it, Cold Mountain??"

"Tsk, that's not right."

Everyone was curious:

"What kind of mountain is that?"

Xu Zheng smiled mysteriously, just about to announce the correct answer.

Just listen to Lin Feng slowly said:

"Mission Impossible Mountain ([-])".

As soon as the words fell, everyone was taken aback.

Three seconds later, there was a burst of laughter from the audience!

Everyone laughed together and fell down staggeringly.

Even sister Zifeng, who has always been quiet and reticent, burst into tears from laughter.

Clutching my stomach, whoops, whoops, and howled non-stop.

After finally slowing down, looking at Xu Zheng's expression full of black lines,

I couldn't help laughing again, it was too funny.

When the audience saw this scene, they burst into tears with laughter.

Laughing maniacally, he typed a series of [Ha ha ha ha] swiping the screen of the entire live broadcast room.

Xu Zheng's carefully prepared baggage was snatched by Lin Feng just like that.

Still a little bit dissatisfied.

So he said again: "I have another one!"

Everyone clutched their stomachs and hurriedly urged:

"Speak quickly!"

"It is said that a very hungry wolf met five sheep in the subway. If one can be eaten in one stop, after three stops, how many sheep are left?"

Reba raised her hand first: "Two!"

"No."

A wicked smile appeared on Xu Zheng's face.

"The answer is, and..."

Lin Feng: "Five."

He rushed to answer again.

Everyone was puzzled, "Why are there five more?"

Lin Feng said lightly:

"Because you can't eat on the subway."

"puff!"

"hahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Xu Zheng's bald head dimmed a bit.

Damn, why does he know everything? ? ? !

"Director Xu, Director Xu, are there any more?"

"One more time!"

Everyone just wants to see a joke now.

Let Xu Zheng continue talking with great interest.

Xu Zheng had no choice but to bite the bullet and casually said:

"Please listen to the question!"

"What's another name for a tiger??"

"Mother worm!"

"wrong."

"tiger!"

"Nor."

"Brother Feng, do you know?"

Lin Feng smiled slightly:

"Dandan."

"Ah? Why?"

"Because it's like a tiger watching."

As soon as the words fell, Xu Zheng's bald head completely darkened.

His funny expression made cold jokes that were not particularly funny become extremely funny.

Everyone laughed loudly and lay down on the table unable to get up.