Siheyuan: see my promotion and dowry?not married

After squatting for a long time, my feet were numb.

But during this time, no one came to the toilet.

Seeing this, Xu Damao's eyes kept rolling, obviously he had a wrong idea.

He put away the broom and took a peek into the toilet.

That stupid guy is working hard.

"Dog, if you don't do good things, you won't even have diarrhea!"

"After squatting for so long, your feet should be numb, right?"

Xu Damao thought for a while dragging his chin, then went straight into the toilet.

Silly Zhu was squatting down to watch Xu Damao come in, he was so startled that the shit was pinched.

"Xu Damao, are you sick? You scared me." Silly Zhu scolded with a black face.

He almost pulled it out just now, but Xu Damao was frightened back, can you not be angry.

Xu Damao laughed and said, "It's not because you haven't gone out, I thought you fell into the toilet."

"You just fell into the toilet."

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes, not going to continue pulling.

But when he wanted to get up, he found that his feet were so numb that he couldn't stand up.

He raised his head and glanced at Xu Damao who was staring at him with a smile.

Sha Zhu's tone weakened: "What are you laughing at, come and help me up."

Xu Damao curled his lips: "You can help if you say so? Why?"

"Hurry up, my feet are numb."

Silly Zhu frowned, his lower half was almost out of intuition.

"Heh, shit can make your feet numb, so I'll report you, and it will definitely be counted as absenteeism!"

Xu Damao sneered, and then took the initiative to reach out his hand.

"What are you doing?" Sha Zhu was so frightened that he almost didn't sit down on the back.

"Didn't you let me pull you, what are you hiding from?"

Xu Damao is really convinced by the silly thing.

"Are you really so kind?" Silly Zhu had doubts on his face.

"Why the hell are you sorry? I'm sorry I'm leaving."

After speaking, Xu Damao turned around and walked out.

Sha Zhu panicked when he saw this, he quickly waved his hands and said: "I believe, I believe you are not good enough, hurry up, my legs are not good enough."

"Come, come, here it is~~"

The corner of Xu Damao's mouth curled up, he turned around and quickly pulled up the silly pillar.

And just when Sha Zhu was about to stand up, he was in a half-squat position.

Xu Damao let go of his hand suddenly: "Oh, my hand slipped."

"Xu Damao! Your uncle!!!"

Sha Zhu's expression suddenly changed, he cursed loudly, and immediately tried to maintain his balance.

But his legs were really too numb. When he exerted all his strength just now, he seemed to be floating.

Now I feel that my whole body is crooked.

So-

After Shazhu struggled a few times.

He was still standing upright, but he turned crooked and fell into the latrine.

Xu Damao took a few steps back again and again, for fear of splashing on himself.

After a while, Xu Damao rushed straight out of the toilet and shouted at the top of his voice: "Everyone, hurry up, Sha Zhu fell into the toilet again!!"

For an instant.

Everyone knows that Sha Zhu fell into the toilet.

And, it's not the first time! !

…………

ten minutes later.

Silly Zhu was dragged out by several co-workers.

"Slip away, it really stinks!"

"Silly Zhu is such an adult, why does he keep falling into the toilet when he has nothing to do?"

"I've seen children fall off the bed, but it's really rare to fall into the toilet."

"Sizhu, silly column, this nickname is absolutely correct!"

"..."

After pulling out the silly column, the workers left holding their noses.

But Sha Zhu's eyes were spitting fire, and he went to find Xu Damao aggressively.

"Xu Damao, I can't stop talking to you!!"

After running around the factory, Shazhu couldn't find Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was so excited, he ran away immediately.

On the other hand, when Shazhu was running, the shit he threw off from his body caused complaints from many workers.

Without any choice.

Silly Zhu had no choice but to ask for leave to go home and change clothes.

"This idiot is really hopeless."

Shen Fei shook his head helplessly when he heard the news.

Such an adult, what he does all day is outrageous.

…………

When Shazhu came home.

But he found that He Yushui and Tao Zi were both at home.

"Rain? Peach? You didn't go out to play today?" Silly Zhu was stunned.

In the past month, He Yushui and Taozi were basically not at home during the day.

Because there are too many gossips in the courtyard.

So the two often go to the park to play during the day.

In addition, the weather is getting warmer now, and it is the most comfortable to go to the park.

That's why Silly Zhu dared to go home openly.

But now, Shazhu is completely stupid.

who am I?

where am I?

What would the goddess think if she knew I fell into the cesspit?

"Brother, what's the matter with you? Why is it so smelly!"

He Yushui pinched his nose, and immediately complained with disgust.

Although Taozi didn't speak, she stayed far away from Shazhu.

Silly Zhu said with a dark face: "It's all because of Xu Damao's wicked thing, he pushed it into the toilet."

"You can pull it down, I think you fell in by yourself!!"

He Yushui gave Sha Zhu a knife without mercy.

After all, it is not a secret that Sha Zhu fell into the toilet before.

puff! !

Silly vomiting blood.

He Yushui is really his own sister!

Is it really okay for you to say this in front of Taozi? ?

But it doesn't matter if it's good or not.

Shazhu couldn't explain clearly this time.

And just when Shazhu was about to change and wash.

Suddenly someone came to the house again.

It turned out that it was Matchmaker Wang from the nearby compound.

She came to match He Yushui and Tao Zi.

After all, both of them have been at home for more than a month.

And it's so big.

It's normal to be targeted by matchmakers.

But when she saw Shazhu's appearance.

Immediately turned away.

While walking, he complained: "Sizhu, you are such an adult, why do you fall into the toilet every day!"

"I wanted to tell your sister about the marriage, how can I say that?"

"With a brother-in-law like you who has cerebral palsy, who would dare to marry Yushui!"

Silly column:? ? ? ?

I am special! !

When did I fall into the toilet every day? ?

Even if you chew your tongue, you can't slander me like that! !

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Chapter 372 He Yushui wants to marry someone!It's troublesome to have this idiot

After a while.

Sha Zhu washed and changed his clothes.

The smell on the body finally became smaller.

But when you get close, you can still smell a strange smell faintly.

"Brother, what's going on with you?"

He Yushui sat opposite Silly Zhu and asked with a frown.

Although she has no intention of getting married yet.

But what the matchmaker said just now reminded her again.

Just follow his reputation as an idiot.

Later, when she really wanted to get married, it seemed hard to find her.