As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

You know, the navy reformation is currently thought to be the work of those three unlucky guard commanders, so the civil servants don't bother to argue with these three idiots, they just want to persuade Emperor Guangxing to take back his order, but now this After the memorial was delivered to Emperor Guangxing by the Secretary of General Administration, the Cabinet, and the Supervisor of Ceremonies, how many people have read it? How could the matter not be leaked?

"Your Mr. Hua Qian happened to be robbed to Tianjin Wei a few days ago, and then these three scumbags turned up and asked for dismissal. Originally, the big guys would not connect these two things, but now the Tianjin magistrate is crooked. The lawsuit came to Beijing... Tsk tsk, maybe a group of censors will impeach you tomorrow." Xu Dacheng looked at Huamanlou gloatingly, and sighed in his heart: Why didn't I think of this earlier?If you just remembered this, is there any need to grind your teeth with this scorpion?

Sure enough, Hua Manlou had a toothache when he heard this, "Hiss...no grievances, no enmity, is this bastard trying to kill me?"

The group of people in the court can't do much to take the emperor. The situation in Dazhao is different. It is absolutely impossible for the ministers to abolish the emperor and re-establish them. Therefore, the civil servants can only stand on the moral high ground and coerce them. The disgusting and disgusting emperor lied to the imperial staff to be relegated to gain a sum of political capital.

But the problem is, standing on the high ground of morality does not mean that there is real morality. People can't do much to take the emperor, but they can spend a lot of money...

What kind of biscuit is it?

Now that it turns out that Huamanlou wants to build a naval division, didn't this group of people find a vent and want to attack together?

When mentioning the County Magistrate Liu, Hua Manlou suddenly remembered something about him: "Speaking of...when I was investigating Bailian in Tianjin, that county magistrate Liu had two underlings named Bailian, so he should have been overlooked. Are you guilty? Why haven’t you stepped down yet?”

Xu Dacheng didn't know much about this, but he saw a lot of similar things, so he smiled bluntly: "Most of the county magistrates are from Jinshi background, and there are too many of them in the same year. Isn't walking around in the same year turning big things into small things?"

Hua Manlou thought for a while, then spat out: "Bah, none of these dog officials is good!"

Xu Dacheng chuckled: "It's not a good thing, what can you do with him? Mr. Hua Qian, who is well-known in the capital, is actually put together by such a small county magistrate. Tell me, tsk tsk..."

It has to be said that the dead eunuchs seem to be born with the ability to fight the fire. Looking at the familiarity of this sobering discord, it can be seen how dark this "loyal and honest" eunuch is - his own affairs have not been resolved thoroughly. Well, on the contrary, they started to tease Huamanlou against civil servants...

But having said that, Hua Manlou was really disgusted.

Yu private, when he was in Tianjin Wei, the county magistrate exterminated Tianjin Bailian independently because of Huamanlou. As soon as Pu met him and got started, he labeled him as an abuse of lynching. Bo, I thought this guy could learn to be more honest after that time, but now he jumped out and made such a fuss, this...

Is it true that Huamanlou is the kind of master who convinces others with virtue?

Yu Gong, even if you don't mention opening the sea, it is quite necessary for Da Zhao to build a strong navy, because the sovereignty of the sea depends on strong water power, but I don't know the so-called county magistrate...

People of his level can't even touch the edge in the maritime trade. This time, this incident is basically purely to avenge the personal grievances of the last time they failed to make money - to put personal grievances above national interests. , Does this dog official have a bottom line?

Publicly and privately, Liu Zhixian doesn't do any human affairs, so Huamanlou is really angry with Liu Zhixian, and this anger, suddenly a flash of inspiration, thought of a good way to solve the current situation .

Glancing at Xu Dacheng, who was gloating at his misfortune, Hua Manlou snorted and said, "You bastard, do you really think the young master is a vegetarian? Xu Banban, this time's matter will probably fall on the county magistrate. "

"Oh?" Xu Dacheng was stunned: "How much weight can a small county magistrate...have?"

"It's too heavy," Hua Manlou smiled sadly, "Don't forget, my companion, he is also a civil servant, and he is a civil servant with a lot of classmates in the capital, it's incredible..."

Xu Dacheng looked at Huamanlou suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

Hua Manlou chuckled: "The Dharma is not passed on to the six ears, so I come here with my ears. I have a clever plan..."

Xu Dacheng followed Huamanlou's words, and after the latter whispered something, Xu Dacheng's expression changed from blank to weird, and when Huamanlou finished speaking, his lips twitched a few times: "You... I Who did you learn these dirty tricks from?"

"Shameful?" Hua Manlou had an innocent face: "Is this also called shady?"

Compared with repairing the grave, Hua Manlou's stumble is really not insidious...

Xu Dacheng hesitated to speak for a while, and finally got up and said: "Forget it, our family will help you out for the sake of money..."

"What help me? It's helping Your Majesty clear the obstacles!" Hua Manlou said with a smile, "Please remember, be careful, and don't mention this matter to Your Majesty."

"Our family is not stupid!" Xu Dacheng stepped out, sighing in his heart as he walked: Good guy, it's a pity that he really made enemies with this grandson, or he would really be played to death by him!

251. All the Assholes

As Xu Dacheng said, Huamanlou was impeached by a group of censors the next day, and the number of people impeached was much larger than he had imagined.

Speaking of why...

Censor Pu Zhenghao... Oh, the one who almost lost contact with whoring. Last time a group of censors accidentally fell on Emperor Guangxing who was wearing epic equipment in order to avenge him. It can be described as shameful and disappointing. extreme.

What's even more embarrassing is that none of the more than seventy imperial censors can do anything to a fifth-rank military officer. This fact makes the Metropolitan Procuratorate feel a little embarrassed.

So, the impeachment of Huamanlou's censor this time not only includes a group of people related to shipping, but also a group of people who had feuded with Huamanlou last time. Manlou, that vicious beast, took down Yazi in one fell swoop, it was extremely frightening.

Ever since, when he saw the thick pile of impeachments on the table, Emperor Guangxing's anger rushed to his forehead: "You bastard! They're all bastards!"

The previous impeachment of Huamanlou was nothing more than provoking Wala. Why did this group of censors who are full and have nothing to do come to impeach him again?

A courtier who had just been praised by Emperor Guangxing suddenly jumped out to be impeached by a group of censors. Isn't this slapping Emperor Guangxing in the face?

If Huamanlou really committed crimes or neglected his duties, Emperor Guangxing might not have been so angry, but Huamanlou went to Xishan to toss the artillery before the Lantern Festival was over, because of him The reform of the military system in the Guangxing Dynasty and the Japanese pirates, this kind of loyal and hard-working courtiers, Yushi, attacked in groups. This...

In the eyes of Emperor Guangxing, Hua Manlou is not only a person he regards as his nephew, but also an important minister who will assist Zhao Ren in the future. For this reason, he not only promoted Hua Manlou in an exceptional way, but also praised him in the mansion newspaper ——Of course, Hua Manlou's performance is also worthy of his troubles, and he calmed down his worries several times.

But just such a guy who is focused on training is impeached from time to time. Is this a mockery of Emperor Guangxing's ignorance of people, or is there too many bastards in the court?

What made Emperor Guangxing speechless the most was that most of the reasons for the impeachment of this group of people were that Huamanlou bewitched Tianjin Sanwei Command to reorganize, which was an insult to Emperor Guangxing's IQ.

After getting angry, Emperor Guangxing leaned back on the chair wearily, and sighed deeply.

He has been on the throne for more than ten years, and he thinks that his performance is qualified, and he also thinks that he is not a mean and ungrateful emperor, but every time he wants to do something, a group of people will jump out and sing the opposite.

When he first came to the throne, Emperor Guangxing always thought that he hadn't considered it thoroughly, or that he had too little knowledge—just like when he was in the East Palace in the past, he suppressed the doubt of "benevolence and righteousness first or food and clothing first". The suspicion is that I have gone astray, and I have not grasped the essence of the holy science.

But in the past ten years, has he been wrong every time?

Everyone needs to be recognized, and the emperor is no exception, and Emperor Guangxing, who is good at doubting himself and has a gentle personality, needs recognition even more.But for the civil servants in the Zhao Dynasty Hall who have nothing to do and want to find something to do to show their integrity to the emperor, how easy is it to agree?

Standing in the corner, Xu Dacheng looked at Emperor Guangxing, sighed softly, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, it's time to take a break. There is an early morning tomorrow."

Emperor Guangxing recovered from his frustration, and responded, but when he saw the thick stack of memorials in front of him, he became angry again: "Rest? I want to rest, but look at the assholes made by these bastards." I'm so depressed, can I sleep?"

Xu Dacheng quickly comforted him: "Your Majesty, the so-called invisible is pure, and it is to keep it in the eye..."

"Huh!" Emperor Guangxing snorted coldly: "It's easy to stay in China and not send out, but after staying here, won't they have to be angry with me again tomorrow? There is also the morning court, and tomorrow morning court may be full of impeachment again! Lou took care of me, but in their mouths, he turned into a treacherous minister, a treacherous minister, really... really unreasonable!"

Xu Dacheng's heart moved, and he said without a trace: "Your Majesty, why don't you stop the morning court tomorrow?"

Dare to say that if this kind of rumor spreads, you will be accused of slander, which is enough to prove Xu Dacheng's understanding of Emperor Guangxing - he can see that the real dragon emperor in front of him is very depressed now, and he already wants to escape from the courtiers If you think about it, you can get things done with a push.

The people who did the work yesterday had already been dispatched, and according to Huamanlou's plan, it was reckoned that things would turn around in a few days, so Xu Dacheng felt that since this was the case, he might as well let Emperor Guangxing rest for half a day, It's good not to listen to the courtiers' noise - this is to buy some time for our side to prevent things from changing, and secondly, it can also let Emperor Guangxing breathe, right?

Sure enough, after hearing Xu Dacheng's words, Emperor Guangxing was stunned for a moment, then nodded his head: "That's fine, things will be smooth if things are slow, let them talk for a few days first!"

Da Zhao has a court every three days, and occasionally there will be a situation where he stops early before he goes to bed, so it is not a problem to stop once or twice, since everyone who should be working is at work anyway.

Standing up, Emperor Guangxing glanced at the stack of memorials on the table again, and said with disgust: "If there are similar memorials in the past two days, if you pick them all out and keep them from being published, then you don't need to send them!"

Xu Dacheng hurriedly responded, but he was a little happy in his heart: Three or four days, is it enough for the people below to do things?

……

Time passed quickly, and three days passed in the blink of an eye, but Xu Dacheng had not received any news from Tianjin until the palace gate was locked at night.

Standing behind Emperor Guangxing, Xu Dacheng secretly felt ruthless in his heart: If this group of bastards in Dongchang mess up this time, let's see how our family will deal with you!

"Great achievement..." Emperor Guangxing, who was reviewing the memorial, suddenly said.

Xu Dacheng came back to his senses, and quickly responded: "The old slave is here."

"Send all the impeachment left over from the past few days." Emperor Guangxing frowned, and said sadly: "It's time to go to court tomorrow. I want to see what they will say tomorrow."

Emperor Guangxing thought it would be good to prepare, lest he would be so angry that he could not speak and get off the stage.In case some bastard really finds a tricky angle to investigate Huamanlou, I have to protect him well, right?

Xu Dacheng didn't know what Emperor Guangxing meant, he hesitated and said, "Your Majesty, those things are nothing to see..."

"Go and get it." Emperor Guangxing said incredulously.

"Here."

This sight of Emperor Guangxing lasted the whole night, Xu Dacheng reminded him several times not to go to rest, and finally had to make him a cup of strong tea, and sighed to accompany him.

When the hour was almost up, Emperor Guangxing got up and put on Xu Dacheng to change his clothes for him, and specially washed his face with cold water to refresh himself, so that he could go through the next fierce battle.

Morning, start.

252. Kill one or two...

A little bit forward in time, when Emperor Guangxing started to watch the impeachment memorial.

Tianjinwei, somewhere in Bohai Bay.

A large dilapidated ship came swaying from the sea, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and the flag hanging on the ship could not be seen clearly.

After a short while, the boat landed on the almost abandoned pier, and a group of men dressed in rags got off the boat and quickly assembled into a queue.

The leader looked around and shouted: "Our operation this time is to capture the county magistrate Liu Yi! The difficulty of our operation this time is that Liu Yi is hiding in the county magistrate's office! The purpose of our operation this time is to capture the county magistrate Liu Yi in the county magistrate's office!" Righteousness! Our concern in this operation is to arrest Liu Yi, the county magistrate, not to attract the inspection department by making a fool of yourself! So what is the final result of our operation?"

"Catch Liu Yi!"

"set off!"

After the order was given, the group of people quickly rushed not far away, there were dozens of horses prepared there, and after they got on the horses, they headed all the way to Tianjin Wei.

An hour later.

A group of black shadows appeared under the low city wall of Tianjin Wei. After a few barks, a rope ladder was thrown from the wall. In an instant, the group of black shadows climbed over the city wall and hurried towards the county government.

There was no one on the street at all, and there was no one patrolling at all. The black shadows walked through the quiet streets and alleys. After a while, they came to the outer wall of the county government's back house. For some reason, there was a strong wooden ladder erected here.

This group of people climbed over the wall without any hindrance, and groped towards the main room of the mansion.

After a while, someone in the main house suddenly heard shouting: "Who are you waiting for, dare to come to the county government to play wild... Ah!"

This voice really woke up many people in the middle of the night, but most of the backyards were female relatives, and no one dared to go out to have a look.The roar of the county lord was heard in the front yard, and the housekeeper immediately ran over with a few people holding sticks, but soon they were frightened stupid: the master had been tied into rice dumplings, and his mouth was gagged. Said that there is still a knife on the neck - Japanese knife.

Looking at this group of daring gangsters, although their clothes were tattered, they looked like killers who had spent their days in fighting all year round. Their gloomy gaze swept over them, almost making the butler incontinent on the spot.

The housekeeper suddenly realized: "The Japanese pirates...it's the Japanese pirates..."

The porter's teeth were chattering, but he still pointed his stick at the group of people tremblingly, and shouted, "Let go of my master!"

choke!

A Japanese pirate pulled out a Japanese sword and walked slowly towards them with a smirk. The concierge almost turned around and ran away on the spot, but someone in the crowd suddenly stopped the Japanese pirate, said something in a low voice, and then turned to the housekeeper and said: "I won't kill you, but if you dare to speak out, your master will die."

The butler hurriedly covered his mouth and nodded desperately, but he had great doubts in his heart: This man speaks official Chinese, and he doesn't have an accent at all, so why did he get mixed up with Japanese pirates?

But what this person said next explained the steward's doubts: "In an hour, you will report to the inspection department and tell them that if you want the magistrate of Tianjin, you will exchange the lives of thirty of my Bailian disciples! If not..."

As he spoke, the man swiped his knife in front of the terrified Liu Zhixian: "Three knives and six holes!"

The housekeeper answered tremblingly, but he was wailing in his heart: Longevity!The White Lotus Sect and the Japanese pirates are mixed together!What can I do?

The story of Fanhuamanlou sweeping up all the Bailians in Tianjin Wei had already been spread, and the housekeeper knew it well, and also knew that Liu Zhixian had almost lost his official position because of two Bailians under his staff.

Can……

What's the matter with kidnapping a magistrate who has nothing to do with it, instead of going to the mastermind Hua Manlou?

But no matter how brave the butler was, he didn't dare to say that, so he had to keep his mouth shut, praying that these people would not hurt his master, and get out of the way.

Seeing that he agreed, the man immediately evacuated with a group of Japanese pirates, and disappeared into the darkness after a while.

The housekeeper didn't dare to act rashly and didn't know what to do, so he could only tell the news to the mistress of the mansion. After a short while, there was a heart-piercing wailing in the back house of the county government office, and the servants messed around like headless chickens. Someone went out to look for the inspection department, but...

Even if you report the case now, where can you find the shadow of the Japanese pirates?

What's more, the Japanese pirates came from the sea, no matter how capable the inspection department is, they can't go to sea to catch the Japanese pirates, right?Although there is a water village in Tianjin Wei now, everyone knows that there are only a few old soldiers guarding the dilapidated ships in the water village. Soldiers are not soldiers, generals are not generals, let them catch Japanese pirates...

Or is it more realistic to send him to death?

No one has any thoughts about the Tianjin navy today, including the pawns in charge of public security in Tianjin and the inspections in charge of local robbery.

After receiving the news, the two met and decided that the chief official of Tianjin Wei was captured by Japanese pirates. No matter what, the two of them couldn't get away with it, so this pot must be thrown out—yes, the first thing the old man did What I want is not to save people or catch thieves, but to throw the pot away.

To whom?

It's very simple, the Japanese pirates came from the sea, the sea is the territory of the navy, who is not to blame for the navy?

So the two hurried to find the commander of Tianjin Sanwei, and after explaining the matter clearly, the three of them were filled with righteous indignation and charged the case. While sending people to the capital to deliver the letter overnight, they took the brigade and went straight to the water village. I want to board the ship to arrest the Japanese pirates.

then……

There is no more, the gate of the water village is closed, Qianhuguan himself lives in Tianjin, and he is still hungover in the kiln at the moment, and has no idea that Tianjin Wei has changed.

And when he was pulled out of the kiln by the dark-faced Commander of the Three Guards, he was stunned: "Wa... Japanese pirates? Where did Tianjin Wei get Japanese pirates from!"

It is said that there have never been Japanese pirates in Tianjin Wei, but...

Don't you have it now?

……

The capital, Fengtian Hall.