As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

I have to say, Hua Manlou worked really hard to save herself...

Elder Niu really fell into the pit dug by Huamanlou at this moment. All he could think about now was whether a saint who had been trained for many years or a hot air balloon that could fool the congregation would be more useful to the White Lotus Sect. ...

Seeing Hua Manlou's confident attitude, he must have more and better things to take out after the skinny horse, so in this case, it doesn't seem to be a problem to give up a saint?

The old cow is the confidant of the leader of Bailian, and he knows the coveted heart and subsequent arrangements of the leader of Bailian for Wan Qiyan, otherwise, how could he, the old cow, monitor the saint?But now and then, Huamanlou's role is so great that it can even make the White Lotus Sect rise, so it is very cost-effective to exchange a saint for the rise of the White Lotus Sect?

After figuring this out, Elder Niu took a deep breath and said to Hua Manlou, "Since the young master is still suspicious, then this old man must show some sincerity."

Hua Manlou frowned: "Oh? You want to understand?"

"..." Elder Niu hesitated, and resentfully said: "My lord is just joking. I'll go and get the saint over here. You young people, let's chat. After a while, I will send someone south to buy a skinny horse. I hope my lord will speak up." Count."

Hua Manlou smiled happily, "Well, definitely."

Elder Niu didn't say much anymore, he ordered the car to stop and jumped out of the carriage, first he pulled over a confidant and told him briefly about Hua Manlou, and then sent him to report to the leader, and then came to the carriage that had been following behind Before him, he seemed respectful and said: "Saint, please tell the saint."

As soon as these words came out, not to mention the disciples who pretended to be guarding the courtyard, even Wan Cheng Yanran in the car was also stunned.

Although the defense of men and women in this world is not as perverted as Manqing, nor as serious as Daming, but in the final analysis, it is really inappropriate for men and women to be in the same car.What's more, the real White Lotus Saintess is a demigod in front of ordinary believers, so how can she have close contact with men?

What happened yesterday already dissatisfied some fanatics. They couldn't accept that the saint and Huamanlou went shopping in the garden together—yes, in their eyes, that was just visiting the garden, so at this moment they looked at Elder Niu as he looked at him. Like crazy.

And what Lao Niu is thinking now is: If Huamanlou really has something to take out, then at a big deal, he will be confessed in the future, and he will be given the name of a child under the seat of Wusheng Laomu. Will it calm down?

Well, cults are so casual...

"The elder is joking?"

Wan Chengyan came back to her senses and immediately answered according to her personality, but she was admiring in her heart: Huamanlou, Huamanlou, without my help, I guess you can play with this group of people In the palm of your hand?Also said that I am a goblin, you are a goblin!

Elder Niu bowed and said, "This is a very important matter, please forgive me."

This respectful and vague attitude is indeed a superb technique, and in the eyes of the believers, things have become like this: So they want to discuss important matters?That's fine.

Wan Cheng Yanran in the car was deliberately quiet for a while, and then said: "Forget it, it has something to do with the holy religion, and I don't want to be hypocritical, so you can invite him over."

……

When Hua Manlou boarded the saint's carriage with a playful smile, Wan Chengyan immediately rolled her eyes at him, and said softly, "You're really good at making him submit under such circumstances."

Hua Manlou cheerfully squeezed beside her: "Is there anyone like you who can spoil people? My name is wisdom!"

Wan Chengyan shrank her body, her face was flushed red: "You...you stay away from me..."

Hua Manlou remained indifferent, and even went too far - he put his mouth next to Wan Cheng Yanran's ear: "This is the best way to whisper, what if someone finds out if you are far away?"

In the past 17 years, how could Wan Qi Yanran have had such close contact with a man?Hua Manlou's hot breath hit her ears, and immediately her face turned red up to her neck.

And Huamanlou was even happier seeing this, after all...

After coming to this world, the only one who made him fall in love instantly was the white-haired young lady. Now it is almost certain that what she said yesterday was true, so Huamanlou decided that if he could escape, then he would definitely pursue this young lady and marry her Being a wife—it's better than letting your father come back and suddenly introduce yourself to an unreliable one, right?

In fact, Hua Manlou didn't want to get married so early at all, but who made it so mad these years?So instead of marrying someone you've never met before, it's better to marry this beautiful white-haired lady, isn't it?

And although Wan Cheng Yanran's status is embarrassing, the relationship between her and Bai Lian was completely divided by her apostasy. In addition, there is an inexplicable life-saving grace. With this level, no matter whether the emperor or his own father Can be justified, so why not do it?

Thinking of this, Huamanlou became even more aggressive: "Hey, now tell me what is your plan? I just took a look outside and there are more than [-] people and the same number of horses. How do you run in this situation?"

He was talking about business, but his lips had already touched Wan Chengyan's earlobe vaguely, but the latter didn't dare to struggle or push him away. After all, there were believers outside the car, and the elder Niu who was eyeing him ...

But a goblin is a goblin after all, if she can submit like this, is she still a goblin?

Immediately, a small hand caressed Hua Manlou's waist, pinching the soft flesh as if wanting to twist: "Stay away, or... we will die together!"

185. Keep a low profile if you don’t know how to treat it

Hua Manlou is by no means a veteran in the field of love, nor does he have much experience in love - he said earlier that he was so busy with work in his previous life that he never found a girlfriend at all.

But this doesn't prevent him from knowing how to approach a girl, and he firmly believes in one truth: when you meet someone you like, don't be shy, just chase after her, lest she be snatched away by others.

Of course, he understood this truth a bit late, because...

The girl he liked when he was in school in the previous life was chased away by others just because he didn't dare to make a move.

This is a painful lesson, and many teenagers have learned this lesson.

Because, there will always be many people who like a cute girl, but it is precisely because of this that most people feel that they are not competitive. Chasing away, the truth is embarrassing.

So is it necessary to be humble and cautious when chasing a girl?

In fact, this is not the case. This kind of dog licking is not called chasing girls.

Huamanlou has seen too many licking dogs who have nothing, and also seen too many licking dogs spoiling a good girl to all kinds of defiant, and the licking dogs still don't know it in the end: I am so good to her, but she is so good for her. Why did you choose someone else?

It's very simple, because things like falling in love are not a simple exchange of equivalents, let alone a rough love game, where you can increase your favorability by giving something-of course, the gold digger said otherwise.

So what counts as chasing girls, rather than licking dogs?

It's also very simple, just leave a strong impression in her heart, even if she thinks of you, she can get angry, after all, the opposite of liking is definitely not hate, but ignorance, indifference, and contempt.

So did Huamanlou leave a deep impression on Wan Qiyanran today?

So fucking profound.

Of course, making a deep impression does not mean playing hooligans on the spot. Some things depend on the situation. For example, Huamanlou had a roommate in his previous life. He sat in the third row behind the girl he liked. Nai succeeded in seeing him staring at him when the girl turned her head. Finally, the girl couldn't take it anymore and came to ask: "Why are you staring at me all the time?"

"Because I only have eyes for you~"

It was this rustic love story that successfully captured the girl's defense, and then...

In addition, Huamanlou also has a buddy, this fairy is chasing a girl who is at the top of the list and is quite conceited, so this guy crushed the girl's grades in an understatement in three consecutive exams, and after successfully attracting the girl's attention, he does not move at all. Intentionally or unintentionally, Versailles in front of the girl made the girl so angry that she dreamed of passing him, and then...

After the fifth exam, he said a classic sentence to his sister: "You want to learn, let me teach you?"

Here, the outcome is decided with one word, and then I ran to the girl's house to study together, and then...

Of course, there are also counterexamples, for example, after hearing about this theory, a bastard went up and threw the girl to the ground...

This impression is also deep enough, but making a girl angry is not the same as causing physical damage, you have to be careful, right?

In short, with such a group of examples of chasing girls, how could Huamanlou fail to learn the essence?So...

Seeing that Wan Chengyan was in a hurry, Hua Manlou was able to find out the distance of her psychological defense line, so she moved away a little bit with a smile, but said: "You mean, if I die, you will not live alone? We What's the relationship between the two?"

Wan Yanyan gritted her back teeth and said, "It's okay!"

Hua Manlou's face straightened: "So where are we going now? Is it far? Can you get us out of their sight?"

Wan Teng Yanran, who was still in shame and anger, was a little dazed by his sharp turn, and then said after a pause: "...a valley secretly operated by the White Lotus Sect, the surrounding area is deserted, and it is half a day's journey away from here... "

Hua Manlou was overjoyed: "Oh, so we can stay together for half a day?"

Wan Teng frowned, ignoring Hua Manlou's acting as a demon and continued: "Because you must fill your stomach first when you get there, so my plan is, when you get there, you will find a way to attract everyone's attention, and I will put medicine in the food... ..."

Hua Manlou pinched her chin: "Do you have to go somewhere to attract attention? Or I'll run with you right now, it will definitely attract you..."

Wan Yanyan's eyes twitched: "Do you want to listen to the plan?"

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It's been a long time, let's talk slowly, what's the rush?"

Wan Chengyan was so annoyed by Hua Manlou's lack of tone: "Go to the car ahead!"

Hua Manlou looked displeased: "Then I won't be bothered to listen. Compared to riding in the same car with an old man, a young lady is more attractive, isn't she?"

Wan Cheng Yanran resisted the urge to spend all over the building: "Can you be more serious?"

"Hey, I'm telling the truth, why don't people tell the truth?"

"...you go down!"

"No!"

Compared with Huamanlou's two love-sage friends, the method he used is relatively straightforward, which is to take advantage of the current situation where Wan Chengyan is afraid to break out to test her frantically on the verge of madness, and in this situation Under the circumstances, even if Wan Cheng Yanran was angry, she would not act too outrageously, so the conversation between the two became more and more like a young couple flirting...

I have to say that Huamanlou's rank is not as high as his friend's, so his method is almost equivalent to a naughty boy in elementary school pulling a girl's pigtail, but I have to say that this method is actually very effective-the ultimate consequence of pulling someone's pigtail It's nothing more than causing a supercilious look, isn't it?Can it be harvested...

As for why you want to start the strategy in the car...

Let's not talk about it, you have to start early, if you don't do it early, what should you do if someone suddenly gets in your way when you return to the capital?

Secondly, Hua Manlou felt that unless he was caught in a relatively fixed environment, it would be better to adapt to the situation when fleeing, and it might be more important to understand the abilities and personalities of his partners than to plan.

Therefore, after Wan Chengyan turned her face away from him angrily, Hua Manlou said with a smile: "What kind of medicine are you going to take? Huh? Why are you ignoring me? You have to know, in case your medicine doesn't work Bad luck for the two of us, after all, I have no power to restrain the chicken..."

Wan Chengyan gave Hua Manlou a hard look, and then said: "I have studied medicine since I was a child, and I have also dabbled in poisonous arts, but some famous doctors are not as good as me, so don't you think your question is a bit redundant?"

Hua Manlou said innocently: "I don't know these things, and don't brag, at least I can guarantee that there is one disease that you can't cure."

As a doctor, Wan Yanran couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

"Seven fairies suffer from dysmenorrhea."

"...What kind of disease is this?"

"Crazy, if you don't know how to cure it, just keep a low profile..."

Wan Cheng Yanran was so angry that she turned her head away from Huamanlou again, it seemed that she could not help but bite Huamanlou or beat him up...

Seeing this, Hua Manlou became serious again: "By the way, do you know how to ride a horse? Can you drive a car if you don't know how to ride a horse? Is there any travel expenses for the escape? The few pieces of silver on me were searched by Wang Lianzu's grandson. By the way, you Bailian Teach you to be so poor?"

Wan Yanyan took a deep breath, turned her head and looked at Hua Manlou with a smile: "Hold back, don't scream, first let me give you a hard pinch, and then we can continue talking, okay?"

"Not good... hiss... are you really pinching?"

"You...you let go of my hand..."

"No!"

"You! Let go!"

"No!"

186. What time is it

It was cold and windy outside the car, and the atmosphere inside the car was beautiful.

But the fun is the fun, the things that should be said are discussed in this back and forth, and the group is gradually approaching the destination.

"This is a secret place that the White Lotus Sect has been operating for many years, and there are not many people living nearby." Seeing Huamanlou lift the curtain of the car and look out, Wan Chengyanran explained: "It is said that there was a small village here originally. After a certain White Lotus leader pretended to be a ghost to scare away the people here, it was said to be a fierce place, and gradually no one came."

This secret place is actually just a valley, but from Hua Manlou's point of view, its concealment is very strong.Because no one comes to this deep mountain in winter, and in other seasons, the lush trees on the nearby mountains will cover this area, it is extremely difficult to find that there is actually a hidden... um, a gathering place of cults.

Looking at the surrounding terrain, Hua Manlou asked, "Is there anyone guarding this valley?"

"Yes, but not many." Wan Chengyan said: "The fewer people come and go, the harder it is for outsiders to find out, so there are often only a few people left here to guard, and at most there are only a dozen or so people. .”

When Hua Manlou heard the words, he turned his head and looked at Wan Cheng Yanran with a strange face, and the latter blushed again, and couldn't help saying: "What do you want to do again?"

Hua Manlou said: "So your plan is to knock out this group of people and let us escape?"

Wan Chengyan asked doubtfully, "Is there a problem?"

Hua Manlou said: "Yes, we are escorted together... there are about thirty people escorting me, so you mean, all the medicines are poured out?"

Wan Teng smiled and said nothing, Hua Manlou said again: "Then how do you ensure that they are overwhelmed by the medicine at the same time? You have to know that there must be someone watching by me all the time, and it is impossible for them to take medicine at the same time." ...Let's eat? What's more, the duration of the onset of the drug's effect also varies, if there are four or five people who don't fall to the ground at the same time..."

Wan Chengyan said mockingly: "You think I can't think of what you can think of?"

Hua Manlou raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"

Wan Cheng smiled sweetly: "It's boring, I just won't tell you anyway!"

For a long while Wan Chengyan was bullied by Huamanlou enough, now she can be considered to have found a place that can make Huamanlou suffer, so of course she has to pay back, right?

Seeing her like this, Hua Manlou said indifferently: "Okay, if you have the ability, just don't talk about it. If you don't cooperate well then, we will finish playing together."

Wan Cheng Yanran smiled happily: "It's just that I didn't cooperate well. I'm afraid that my trouble will not be big, but you will have big trouble. Who would believe that the saint can prescribe medicine to his family?"

Hua Manlou couldn't help but also laughed: "You seem to have spilled it. All the broken silver on my body has been searched, so how can there be medicine? You are different. Maybe the first person in this group of people suspects you. Well, maybe I have to find a way to save you..."

After the two argued with each other for a few words, there was no winner, and at this moment a believer's voice came from outside: "Saint, the carriage ahead is difficult to walk, and I respectfully ask the saint to get out of the carriage and walk."

Wan Tengyan's spirit was shaken, and she immediately switched to the saintess mode and said loudly: "Understood. Dude, get out of the car, and discuss about the firecracker after lunch."

Hua Manlou jokingly smiled, and was about to get out of the car when Wan Chengyan suddenly took out something from her bosom and stuffed it for him.

Hua Manlou's eyes were fixed, and then he smiled softly: "A token of love? Okay, I received it."

Wan Cheng Yanran gave him a hard look: "Get off!"