As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Hua ManLou didn't care, but Qiao Qiao was a little uneasy: "Young Master, it's... all my fault..."

From Qiaoqiao's point of view, if it wasn't for helping her get ahead yesterday, Huamanlou would not have stabbed such a hornet's nest, so after resting her mood stabilized, she felt more and more sorry for Huamanlou.

Hua Manlou waved his hands and smiled, "So don't worry about everything, just do your own thing."

Qiaoqiao responded, lowered her head and continued to study the materials Huamanlou threw to herself, but she was very puzzled: Why did he let me learn this so-called Dashi number?

That's right, Qiaoqiao has started to learn mathematics under the guidance of Hua Manlou, and now she is facing addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in the first grade.

Before she was familiar with Huamanlou's personality, Qiaoqiao was still in a cautious state, and she came as Huamanlou told her, without asking why.But Huamanlou only thought that she was under the blow of a change of fate, and didn't explain much, lest some things would become more and more dark, so the two of them now subtly presented a state of a class teacher and an obedient student, feeling quite baffling...

And Qin'er was not so cautious, she stood beside Hua Manlou grinding ink while chattering in Qin'er style: "If the group of people haven't dispersed, the young master should think of a way. Blocking the gate? The people in the house were too frightened to go out today. Fang Bo said he was going to report to the official and the young master would not let him. Just now Hua Er walked around the back door and went to the front door to have a look. He said it was the capital of Shuntian Mansion. No one came, but a few gentlemen came from Wucheng Bingmasi, but they didn't care..."

Hua Manlou casually picked up a candied fruit from the dessert plate on the table and stuffed it into her little mouth: "Okay, okay, your head hurts from your quarrel, and after a while, the young master will find a way to drive them away, okay? ?”

125. This group of people is getting more and more outrageous!

Hua Manlou leisurely sipped tea and experienced the pleasure of being a soft girl tutor. where?"

Hua Er is considered an old man in Huai'an uncle's house, even though he is only 21 years old - his father is an orphan picked up by Hua Man Lou's grandfather in the past, he changed his surname to Hua because he was grateful for Lao Hua's life-saving grace, and called himself Hua Da, And he himself has set down the names of his descendants: Hua Er, Hua San... Hua N, regardless of male and female seniority, all the way down, so today's Hua Er can basically be said to be the second or second generation of Hua Da. ,Ok.

"Back to young master, just now that group of people took turns looking for a place to eat, and after the meal, they blocked the door again. People from Shuntian Mansion also came to ask about it at noon, but they didn't dare to take care of them." Hua Er replied honestly.

This is the benefit of being famous.

Don't say it's blocking a noble door, they dare to block the Houwu Gate when they are in a hurry, and even the imperial guards dare not do anything to him after blocking it, which shows how arrogant scholars are.

Shuntian Mansion?Five Cities Soldiers and Horses?Ah……

Hua Manlou curled her lips: "It's winter, isn't it good to stay at home? It's purely full of food!"

Hua Er had a sad expression on his face: "Master, let's think of a way, they were impatient to wait before, and now they are yelling at the door, and there are a few wicked people throwing rotten vegetables and leaves at the door of the house. If this... spreads, we will lose face."

In fact, Hua Er kept his words to a minimum, because the yelling of scholars is not just nonsense, they dare to scold anything when they are vicious and mean. After being frozen all morning, this group of people can no longer suppress their anger Not only are they insulting Hua Manlou, but they even brought in the eighteen generations of the Hua family's ancestors, so Hua Er, an honest man, is quite pissed off.

Hua Manlou raised his eyebrows: "If that's the case...well, come here with your ears, and I'll teach you how to do it."

After some instructions, Hua Er went to the old housekeeper, Fang Bo, to pay a sum of money with a lot of perplexity, then left the mansion through the back door, and went to do things according to Hua Manlou's wishes.

……

At the same time, in the palace.

Emperor Guangxing was sitting in the Nuan Pavilion, and on the table in front of him was a page of paper, which was the song "Mocking Suanding" by Hua Manlou, and it was written by Emperor Guangxing himself.

"Dacheng, what do you think of this poem?"

Xu Dacheng smiled and said: "Your Majesty, servants can't read poems, but I heard from the public that this Huamanlou's tone is too loud. How dare you compare yourself to a saint, and the servants next to you don't understand."

This is another big truth, which is very in line with Mr. Xu's personality, but it is a bit too eye-catching for Huamanlou.

Emperor Guangxing laughed: "He is mocking those ignorant Confucians who don't know the current affairs. How can he compare himself to a saint? It is not an exaggeration to say that Shusun Tong is the person who knows the current affairs best. Maybe he has betrayed the Lord several times. It may be suspected of being greedy for life and afraid of death, but from a practical point of view, he is much better than those rotten scholars who only care about the past and despise the present."

"Speaking of which, I sometimes think about it. It is said that the time of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors was a world of great rule. The sages taught the world and everyone in the world knew how to be polite. People in the world know how to govern the world, but the history books are not detailed, and no one can tell why."

With a light sigh, Emperor Guangxing said again: "So I have doubts, I feel that this matter... is it a rumor?"

It has to be said that if Emperor Guangxing's words were released, the chaos caused would probably be much greater than the chaos caused by Huamanlou today, after all...

Confucianism advocates the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, yearns for a world of great governance, and looks forward to an ideal society that governs the world purely with benevolence, righteousness, propriety and music. Therefore, Confucianism can almost be regarded as a religion. Then what Emperor Guangxing said Is not the word of doubt the speech of a heathen?

So Xu Dacheng's eyes widened in shock: "Your Majesty?"

Emperor Guangxing laughed at himself: "I'm just talking in front of you, um, I'm expressing my feelings."

Patting the paper on the table, Emperor Guangxing said again: "Obviously, Hua Manlou's idea has something in common with Shusun Tong, and even has something in common with the art of employing people that Mr. Wen Ge often mentioned to me. I remember, when I met him for the first time that day, he said about the unity of knowledge and action. The more I think about it, the more profound I feel these words have. Looking back, isn’t Huamanlou doing the unity of knowledge and action with his own body? Is it?"

"In the past 80 years, Dazhao has not fought a decent battle against the grasslands. The chieftains in the southwest have also changed frequently, and the pirates in the southeast have gradually become rampant. However, when these disasters are asked about courtiers and officials, the answers are all 'not enough. This is ringworm and scabies. Your Majesty, do not worry about the disease of ringworm and scabies! Can the disease of ringworm and scabies, which has not been solved for a hundred years, still be called ringworm and scabies? It is the disease of ringworm and scabies, who has cured this disease for me? "

"But you see, Hua Manlou, a 15-year-old boy, messed around with something casually, and my ringworm and scabies were cured by more than half. Tell me, it's because my courtiers are too useless, Or is Huamanlou's unity of knowledge and action too useful?"

Xu Dacheng opened his mouth, but was speechless for a while.

Only now did he fully understand what Huamanlou's status was in Emperor Guangxing's heart: he was not the favorite he thought, nor was he a junior who looked interesting, but a peerless famous doctor who could treat Zhao's stubborn illness ...

What the hell, how do you compete?

In the end, he could only squeeze out a few words: "Look, servant girl... Huamanlou is useful... I guess."

Emperor Guangxing nodded, but after sighing again, he patted the thick stack of notebooks on the right hand side of the table: "If so, why do these people want to impeach him, frame him, or even put him to death?"

Xu Dacheng really doesn't want to talk to Huamanlou now, but now that Emperor Guangxing already has the answer, can he just follow along?So he had no choice but to say: "This...Your Majesty, as the saying goes, the wind blows the eaves and the roof tiles, and the rain hits the rafters. He must be hated by others."

"Who says it's not?" Emperor Guangxing sighed softly: "Go, go and find Mr. Wen, I have something to discuss with him."

Xu Dacheng resigned in response, Emperor Guangxing grabbed a memorial, glanced at it and put it aside in annoyance, but his eyes were on the poem again.

Just when he was about to copy it again, Xu Dacheng came back suddenly: "Your Majesty, something happened to Huai'an uncle's mansion!"

Emperor Guangxing suddenly raised his head: "What's the matter?"

Xu Dacheng coughed twice: "No, it's the group of officials, they blocked the gate of the Huai'an uncle's mansion, and after noon, they began to abuse and throw rotten vegetables for no reason. Huamanlou restrained the servants from conflicting with them, but somehow Yes, but they clashed with some civilians, and it is said that... they hurt people..."

Emperor Guangxing's face darkened: "The official hurt the people? Hmph! This group of people is becoming more and more outrageous!"

126. Such a heinous thing

In Dazhao, scholars are powerful and invincible. They are invincible and invincible.

But do scholars really have no weaknesses?

Have.

The so-called people are the foundation of the country, and the foundation of the country is peaceful. This is a saying in the "Shangshu", and scholars can be said to be repeating it every day.Although in their subconscious mind, people refer to only the two classes of scholars and peasants, and this peasant refers to the landlord class instead of poor families, but they must not say that in their mouths, because in the eyes of the emperor, All the people in the world are people.

Moreover, scholars are also good at brazenly using "pleading for the people" as a weapon, just like the spokesperson of the people, regardless of whether the people are willing to be endorsed by themselves.

But in this case, the people are their weapon, and the people are naturally their weakness.

So what did Hua Manlou ask Hua Er to do?

It's very simple, he asked Hua Er to find some of the most famous shrews and aunts in the neighborhood, and gave each of them a tael of silver, that's all.

After receiving the money, these few went into battle together without saying a word—from ancient times to the present, creatures like shrews are existences with super fighting power. No matter what dynasty or generation, no matter who is in power, they are is strong.

So who is stronger or weaker between them and scholars?

The situation is as follows:

A group of shrews appeared from the east side of the street, talking and laughing. They acted like no one else, and walked with unrecognizable steps. Wherever they went, the neighbors in the neighborhood shrank away, for fear of provoking this group of female beasts.

As for the scholars, they live in the ivory tower, they live in the dream of great harmony in the world, and they have never been beaten by the society at all. They know a lot about the Book of Songs, but they have never seen much market style, so...

Here they are shouting, 'There are six out of ten who hate you, are you good? ', 'The generation of dogs, rats and worms, how can they be ranked with me! ' and so on, the shrews have already come to the front.

Of course the scholars saw this group of people, but they didn't care too much: I am waiting here to fight for the etiquette system. If these aunts have winks, they should always avoid it?

But these shrews are determined to pass through the crowd, and then...

When an impassioned gesture was about to raise his fist and shout, he suddenly felt someone hit him, and then someone wailed: "Ouch!"

This move was still a bit inexplicable, but when I turned around, I saw a person fell down beside me, and then there was a scream like killing a pig: "Killing a thousand knives! How do you beat someone! Sister! Sister! How are you?"

The officials who were chanting the slogans all froze when they heard the words, and the audience was suddenly so quiet that no matter whether it was those who raised their fists high or those who threw rotten leaves, they all fell silent, with disbelief on their faces: fight! people?

But I saw an aunt lying on the ground, holding her chest and moaning, another aunt was holding her, crying and wailing desperately: "My miserable sister, sister, you are so good, I suffered from these people The poisonous hands of yo~”

The person who was touched by Ci'er was still holding his fist high, and he was still in a daze at this moment: "I...I didn't..."

But before this group of guys who read and read their brains can react, a group of shrews have already surrounded them, and each of them said dirtyly: "Little bastard, why do you beat people!"

"You rotten fart-eyed pickle, she's so old, and you guys still beat her?"

"No? It's not your mother! Blind and scumbag!"

Scholars, when it comes to the Four Books and Five Classics, they are eloquent, they can talk endlessly when talking about the words of the sages, and they can also scold their opponents at the same level for three days and three nights in a scolding battle, but when they meet a shrew who specializes in scolding... …

Fight the five scum.

The few scholars standing in front tried to reprimand them in vain, they raised their halberds to point at righteous words and said: "The gentleness sweeps the floor..."

But with just one finger, two shrews immediately fell to the ground, as if the scholar had cultivated something like a yang finger, a consonant finger, a powerful vajra finger, and then the shrew next to him seemed to be teased Howled like a skirt: "The scholar hit someone again!"

During this uproar, the neighbors who had just retreated to the side couldn't tell whether it was beating someone because of the angle and distance, but seeing a few shrews obviously fell on the ground, a group of people immediately gathered around...

Where have readers seen such a posture?They flaunt justice, and they often talk about the people, admonishing the emperor to treat the people generously, they can carry a boat or overturn it with their mouths shut, and the people are their weapons.

But now, the blade of this weapon is aimed at him... Well, they are even pointing fingers at him and talking about it, how dare they make a mistake?

Scholars pay attention to being reasonable and not loud, but in fact, whoever has the loudest voice is justified in the quarrels and abuse in the market. How can the super-loud voices of shrews who have been trained for a long time be comparable to scholars?

Not long after, they huddled together, their faces were pale, and they were trembling with fear.

In the midst of this chaos, the people from Shuntian Mansion and Wucheng Bingmasi finally arrived...

……

The gate of the Huai'an uncle's mansion was still closed, but Hua Manlou was standing behind the door, listening to the movement outside with a smile on his face.

"It was a good show!" Hua Manlou cheerfully walked back with his hands behind his back, but when he saw Qiaoqiao's strange eyes following behind him, he smiled and said, "Why, do you have any doubts?"

Qiaoqiao, whose mood has stabilized after being in contact with this day, realized that Huamanlou is definitely not the kind of rigid and harsh person who is extremely harsh on his servants, so he hesitated for a moment and then boldly said: "Yes... ...the young master sent someone..."

Hua Manlou immediately expressed compassion: "What nonsense are you talking about? I don't have the ability to let scholars beat people. Tsk tsk, in broad daylight, the world is clear, this group of gentle scum dares to bully the weak, it is lawless, this must be condemned... Oh yes, I also want to write an impeachment memorial and hand it over, this is called adding insult to injury...ah no, this is called hoeing the strong and helping the weak to uphold justice, good and good..."

For some reason, Qiaoqiao couldn't help but burst out laughing seeing him talking nonsense in such a serious manner.

This smile, like the melting of ice and snow, and like the coming of winter and spring, swept away the stagnant air in her body at once, and immediately restored the agility she had when she appeared lightly holding the pipa.

Hua Manlou frowned, but suddenly turned down: "What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? You can still laugh at such a heinous thing? Kind people are beaten to the ground like this, is there any law? Is there a law?"

Qiaoqiao tried hard to calm down, but the more Huamanlou talked, the more she wanted to laugh, and finally she had to cover her mouth and turn her back to laugh silently, her stomach ached.

Looking at her back, Hua Manlou smiled slightly, and when her shoulders stopped shaking, he reached out and tapped her on the head: "If you have laughed enough, go to the study, there are still many things to learn this afternoon!"

Qiaoqiao was taken aback, but immediately turned around and replied with a smile: "Yes~"

(Tsk, shrews are really hard to write...)

127. I will teach this rebellious son a lesson!

The news that Xu Dacheng received was reported by Shuntian Mansion. Originally, the governor of Shuntian Mansion could handle this matter by himself. After all, Shuntian Mansion was responsible for the daily administrative and public security affairs of the capital.

But Shuntian Fu Yin is really incomparably big-headed: on the one hand, there are scholars, and on the other hand, there are ordinary people who are 'beaten' by scholars, how should he deal with it?

He didn't care when the officials blocked the gate of the Huai'an uncle's mansion. He originally thought that as long as there was no movement from the Huai'an uncle's mansion, this group of people would be over.It would be good if the anger dissipated, but who would have thought that this group of people clashed with the common people in the blink of an eye, and at that time, Governor Shuntian was so angry that he dropped the teacup in his hand...

After bringing the two groups of people back, the officials had nowhere to vent their grief and anger. They wanted to clarify the matter first, but the shrews were shrews even in the courtroom, and they took off their insoles and sat down on the spot under their buttocks. He started crying, and Yin Shuntian's head was buzzing from howling.

Well, according to Shuntian Fu Yin, it is obvious that shrews are touching porcelain, after all...

They kept saying that they were injured internally, but Yin Shuntian had never seen anyone who was injured internally and could howl so full of energy, so passionately.

But the people watching from the outside also kept saying that it was a scholar who beat someone. What can Shuntian Fu Yin do in this situation?In the end, I can only report this matter first...

Speaking of it, this matter is not big, but the nature is too bad.

Just that sentence, scholars open their mouths to plead for the people, but shut their mouths and the people are less important for the nobles, so what is it for you people to beat the people now?

So in a short time, Emperor Xing's oral order arrived: punish this group of scholars to go to Xishan, and follow the craftsmen to make [-] sickles and [-] hoes. If one fails, they will start all over again.In the coming year, each person will reclaim two acres of land in Xishan, and they can plant anything, but if the harvest is too outrageous, they will be disqualified from participating in the next spring...

After the decree was issued, Emperor Guangxing still remained angry.

Picking up the playbook at hand and looking through it, Emperor Guangxing threw those impeachment playbooks aside again in annoyance: "Pick out all the playbooks of impeachment of Huamanlou, and keep them from being published! You bastard! They're all a bunch of bastards." !"

At this time, you can see the benefits of Jane being in the emperor's heart: Emperor Guangxing believes that Huamanlou is in the unity of knowledge and action, then he will naturally feel that these people who hate him are purely looking for trouble, so even if Huamanlou is now It won't be a problem for Lou to be impeached by so many people, and he even got a wave of favors in the opposite direction, which...

If we can see the truth, I don't know how desperate the scholars who were assigned to work in iron farming, and how depressed the censors should be?

Just when Emperor Guangxing's blood pressure dropped and he was about to continue dealing with state affairs, Xu Dacheng came to report again: Zhan Shifu Zhan Shiyu Pengyi asked to see him.

It was Yu Pengyi who heard that Emperor Guangxing's blood pressure was high again: What did the prince do again?

Zhan Shi is in charge of the political affairs of Zhan Shifu, workshops, and bureaus to guide the prince. He is the chief official of Zhan Shifu.

Although in fact, with the development of Da Zhao, the prince's education was gradually taken over by the Cabinet and Chunfang University Scholars, and the Zhan Shifu was no longer worthy of its name, and gradually became a step for the Hanlin to be promoted, but Yu Pengyi is more straightforward , he was born in the Hanlin Academy and often surrounded the prince, and then...