As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

As everyone knows, the kind-hearted Huamanlou's mental activity at this time is like this: Why does everyone have such a damned expression?Could it be that the pair just now was wrong?No, it's obviously very neat. Could it be that it was so good that everyone was shocked?

Scholars were obviously not prepared enough, and the boy at the door reacted quickly. He pushed his partner around to tell him to go in and report, but he immediately saluted Huamanlou: "I have seen Mr. Qian. My son has ordered that today Qian Zong is an honored guest, he can enter without being a match, but his eyesight is small, he didn't see Mr. Qian's arrival, he was far away to welcome him, I hope Mr. Qian will forgive me..."

This guy spoke slowly and ramblingly, he just didn't invite Huamanlou to enter, in order to delay the time for the people inside to respond, but Huamanlou didn't show the slightest impatience. When the guy was about to run out of words, there was a sound of footsteps in Yuzhuxuan, and then several people rushed out the door, saluted and smiled: "Student Gu Xinghuai/Jia Yixiu, I have met Mr. Hua Qian, and I have admired Mr. Qian's name for a long time! "

Hua Manlou hurriedly returned the greeting with a smile: "You're welcome, you're welcome, a humble name is not worth mentioning..."

Hua Manlou's smile was real, but Jia Yixiu and the others were smiling, but they kept cursing in their hearts: Why doesn't this guy act according to common sense?And the hurdle prepared at the door was cracked just like that?

(More, if you can write more, I have convinced you)

112. Bastard playing in the water?

The pestle was at the entrance of Yuzhuxuan, and after the two parties were polite, Gu Xinghuai smiled and said: "Mr. Qian, please come in. The small shop is humble, and I hope Mr. Qian will take care of you."

Although Yuzhuxuan is not the best tea house in the capital, it is one of the best when it comes to elegance and decoration, even if it is humble...

Scholars are so vain, and you can't find reason at all.

Therefore, Hua Manlou was full of praise: "Brother Gu is just talking nonsense, who in the capital does not know that your Yuzhu Pavilion is exquisite and elegant? I always wanted to come here in the past, so as to get a taste of the culture of your store, but I am so shy , I haven’t received the salary of the court once or twice, so I can only take a look at it from a distance..."

The so-called talking about people when you see people, talking nonsense when you see people-this is by no means derogatory. After all, if you want to break into other people's circles, then you must do things according to their ways, otherwise who would like to play with you?

So when Hua Manlou said this, the atmosphere on the scene really eased up a lot, and even a group of onlookers couldn't help but reduce their hostility towards Hua Manlou.

Just as Huamanlou was about to enter the store, Mu Wenbin, a gifted scholar from Jinling, suddenly said, "Mr. Hua Qian, who is this?"

What Mu Wenbin pointed at was Qin'er who followed Huamanlou step by step.

Nowadays, people from rich families will bring some delicate slaves and maidservants with them when they go out, like in the Red Mansion, people in Jia’s mansion are embarrassed to go out to say hello without seventeen or eight servants, this is a symbol of status, Even if your family is poor, you have to support the scene, right?

And Huamanlou only brought Qin'er when she went out because of the low-key position of the Hua family, and anyone could see that this little girl was Huamanlou's personal maid (it's true, she was really close), so why did Mu Wenbin have This question?

Facing everyone's suspicious eyes, Mu Wenbin seemed to be a little embarrassed and explained: "Mr. Qian, today's venue is limited, but there are too many people here, and everyone makes friends through literature, so there is no need for the maid to bring it in. You can arrange it." Wait next to or at the teahouse opposite...Jiaxiong has already bought the bread, so..."

Hua Manlou couldn't help but frowned upon hearing this.

He didn't want to show his prestige, nor did he have to ask Qin'er to follow, but if he left such a loli outside, who would lose it?What's more, the master didn't say much, what's the meaning of your sudden appearance?

Gu Xinghuai hurriedly said: "Brother Mu, what are you talking about? Mr. Hua Qian is not someone else, his identity..."

"Rules are rules, and there is no rule without rules." Mu Wenbin interrupted Gu Xinghuai: "Brother Gu also said earlier that everyone who enters Yuzhuxuan today must match the pair to enter, right? If I don't follow According to the rules of taking care of the elder brother, everyone brings the book boys and maids to enter the venue, it is inevitable that other students will find it difficult to enter, and then miss this poetry meeting, wouldn't it be a pity?"

After the conversation between the two of them, everyone around could understand: This is playing a double reed to give Huamanlou a blow!

Yuzhuxuan may not be able to accommodate such a loli, the venue is huge, not to mention that people like Huamanlou will definitely be invited to the private room on the second floor, and they are in the private room...you can't criticize You said this little girl took up air resources, right?

Here at Yu Huamanlou, it doesn't matter whether Qin'er gets in or not, but he is an official and honored man, if he loses face in such a trivial matter, won't he be underestimated immediately?

"This..." Gu Xinghuai looked at Huamanlou in embarrassment, and then at Mu Wenbin: "How about this, Mr. Qian...to arrange a pair of couplets for your family? This is neither bad manners nor hurtful. Peaceful..."

Hearing what he said, Hua Manlou laughed.

Acting school ah!This is definitely an acting school!

People say that if you look at things from different angles, you will naturally see different things.The current situation is like this: in the eyes of others, these two people are playing Huamanlou, just to embarrass him; The idea of ​​mixing into the circle of scholars, so I will not be angry or anything because of it, I just think this is a special scholar, so I appreciate Gu Xinghuai's performance very much.

On the contrary, Mu Wenbin's acting skills were quite anxious, and Hua Manlou was very displeased when he raised an objection so abruptly that it would kill him.

So he glanced at Mu Wenbin, and said with a smile: "Are you right...it's not difficult, but Brother Mu keeps saying that you can only enter the door if you are right, so look at this, Brother Mu has already been right ?”

Mu Wenbin hesitated: "Not yet, but as Mr. Qian said, it is not difficult to find a pair. If Mr. Qian is right, the students must be right too."

"Very good." Huamanlou smiled, pointed to the stack of couplets hanging by the door and said, "It seems that those couplets are about Brother Jia, Brother Gu and Brother Mu, so I might as well match them up casually." Then how many, then make a pair yourself, Brother Mu also try to make a pair?"

Playing with your mind and acting skills, who wouldn't?

As a liberal arts student, Hua Manlou has read a lot of jokes and books about couples, and he has also read the formulas such as "sky is against earth, rain is against wind, continent is against sky", and he knows that it is mediocre. It's flat, so what he said was 'just match up with a few', anyway, if you look through it, someone will know it, right?

And Mu Wenbin didn't know what Huamanlou meant, but he still smiled and said, "Yes, please give advice to Mr. Qian."

Huamanlou wasn't talking to him anymore, so he went straight to the pile of couplets, tore off the one just opposite, "Teaching children with poems and books" and threw it aside, looked at the next one, but saw that it read: Thousand years old Trees for hangers.

Hua Manlou smiled instantly: "Well, yes, I am right: the Wanli Yangtze River is a bathtub."

It has to be said that this group of people had already found out that Hua Manlou was ignorant, so most of what they brought out were couplets or even old-fashioned things. It's also to humiliate Hua Manlou: You can't match such a simple thing, and you still have the nerve to call yourself a poet?

Therefore, under the astonished gazes of a group of people, Hua Manlou flipped through the pages casually, chanting while tossing: "Ten thousand horses vying for the leap? Well, let's say 'Hundred Flowers Show Smiles'. Cranes Flying in the Sky? This... the bastard is playing in the water?"

After reading four or five articles, Hua Manlou smiled and turned to look at Mu Wenbin, who had widened his eyes: "Although it seems that I am not so right...cough, Wenya, but it is also right?"

Mu Wenbin nodded mechanically: "It's... President Qian... a great talent."

"What's the big talent but not the big talent? The big talent is playing with bastards?" Hua Manlou said with a humble face, "But... I'm right, so..."

"Yes, please ask Mr. Qian to come up with a question." Mu Wenbin quickly adjusted his mentality and looked directly at Huamanlou.

In his opinion, even if Huamanlou happens to be covered by a few pairs, it is nothing to worry about. After all, being true to the pairs is the foundation of the foundation.

Before the thought was over, he heard Hua Manlou say: "Pick up the tin pot, swim in the West Lake, the tin pot falls into the West Lake, it's a pity for the tin pot! Brother Mu, please?"

That's right, Huaman downstairs is dead.

113. Isn't the fun just beginning?

That's right, Huaman downstairs is dead. (Isn't this the end of the last chapter?)

The allusion of carrying a tin pot and swimming in the West Lake is said to be that when Dongpo Dazhuo was swimming in the West Lake with his friends, a maid accidentally dropped the wine pot into the lake, so one of them suddenly got inspiration and said on the spot: " Swimming in the West Lake, carrying a tin pot, and dropping the tin pot into the West Lake, it’s a pity for the tin pot.”

This Shanglian has never been compared, even Zhu Xi only gave a not very neat confrontation back then: pass Nanping, buy the blue bottle, the blue bottle comes out of Nanping, it is difficult to comment on the blue bottle.

It sounds like a drug advertisement, but I don't know if it's good or not.

Later, it was not until 1986 that someone gave a second couplet: Qingjiuwan, after nine bowls, Jiuwan lost nine bowls, long lamented wine bowl; , ignore the second line of physics'...

So this kind of eternal difficulty is released, not to mention classmate Mu, even if all the literati present or in Beijing are combined, it may be difficult to decipher, isn't this a deadly move?

To be reasonable, Hua Manlou really didn't want to embarrass Mu Wenbin at first, but who made him so aggressive because of his poor acting skills?

At this time, not only Mu Wenbin froze on the spot, but also Jia, Gu and the rest of the scholars froze: Is this a match?Is this a match that people can match up with?

To be honest, the cross-travelers may stumble on issues such as "How many ways to write fennel and fennel", but let Huamanlou write this West Lake tin pot in traditional characters, I guess he will have to work hard. After thinking about it, if it comes to the accumulation and breadth of knowledge, any high school student can beat these nerds who only read the Four Books and Five Classics, and even don't even read the classics and history collections.

Don't you see, there are only a bunch of complaints about this eternal genius?

Hua Manlou smiled and patted Mu Wenbin on the shoulder: "I didn't expect what the next couplet would be. It doesn't matter if it doesn't match. It's just a joke. Don't worry about it, Brother Mu."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and took Qin'er's little hand, and walked into Yuzhu Pavilion Shi Shiran.

Jia Yixiu was stunned, and quickly ran in behind him to lead Hua Manlou upstairs, "Mr. Hua Qian, please take a seat, please take a seat..."

After a while, the people outside regained their strength. A group of people were talking about Huamanlou's pair, and they always felt that something was wrong: they wanted to humiliate them, but they didn't expect that Huamanlou would clean up the group of people as soon as they made a move. up?

Gu Xinghuai sighed, patted Mu Wenbin on the shoulder and said, "Brother Mu, don't worry, just go in."

Mu Wenbin shook his head with a wry smile: "Forget it, today I know that there are heaven and man beyond the sky..."

After speaking half a sentence, he turned around and bowed to the back of Hua Manlou in the teahouse, then ignored the reactions of everyone present and left.

A Jinling talent left, although everyone felt that it was very unlucky to injure a general before the battle, but the poetry club can't be suspended, right?

Gu Xinghuai thought for a while, first discussed in a low voice with the planning people around him, then turned around and smiled at the onlookers: "Everyone, the poetry meeting hasn't started yet, and the hour is about the same now. It's not appropriate for everyone to get stuck on the road, right?"

As soon as he reminded them, everyone remembered the purpose of today - there was already a sedan chair approaching the corner of the street, although I don't know which lady it is, but it's not good for people to see yourself in such an embarrassing manner?

Immediately, someone stepped forward to continue entering the arena against that pair, and the atmosphere gradually became active.

……

Facing the window on the second floor of the teahouse diagonally opposite Yuzhuxuan, a brother and sister watched the farce from beginning to end.

"Hiss... this pair..." Wen Yuchen felt very toothache: "Little sister, do you have an idea?"

Wen Liang shook his head and said, "West Lake, Xihu and Xihu are homophonic, if you can't find these three words...these are absolute."

Wen Yuchen pursed his lips: "This flower is full of buildings...was he really a gambler?"

Wen Liangbai glanced at him and said: "I said before that he is absolutely extraordinary. Is it because my brother has been talking about him as a bad gambler? Just looking at his performance today, he is even better than yours in the same year. Why did my brother turn a blind eye?"

That's right, Wen Yuchen and Mu Wenbin were in the same year. They had traveled together and studied together. They could be called good friends, so he often mentioned Mu Wenbin in front of Wen Liang.

From Wen Yuchen's point of view, Mu Wenbin has outstanding literary talents, is reliable, and looks good. He is a person who can entrust his younger sister to him, but Wen Liang has never been able to look up to Mu...

On the contrary, just now when Mu Wenbin conceded defeat and bowed, Wen Liang nodded in appreciation instead: "A teacher of one thing, if this person can remember the lessons of today and remain humble, he will surely achieve something in the future."

Wen Yuchen didn't understand this very much: I've lost everyone, so where can I achieve success?

But looking at Wen Liang who was still full of interest, Wen Yuchen said: "Okay, Huamanlou does have two brushes, so in this case, you don't need to escort him? Why don't you go and change clothes?"

That's right, Wen Liang is still wearing men's clothing today, and she has specially put on make-up carefully. At this time, she looks like an ordinary scholar, but her face is slightly softer, and she can't be seen as a woman at all.

Wen Liang smiled and said, "Why do you want to change? Isn't the fun just beginning?"

Wen Yuchen rubbed his forehead in pain: "Forget it, I should have thought of it a long time ago..."

Wen Liang smiled and cupped his hands at Wen Yuchen: "It's almost time, brother Wen please."

When she said this, not only her movements were no different from that of a man, but even her voice changed, just like the voice of a boy who was fourteen or five years old when his voice had not changed—anyway, she had a small face, and she pretended to be fourteen or fifteen at the age of twenty-eight. The young man also made sense, and it didn't look weird.

Wen Yuchen returned the gift with a painful face: "Brother Ye, you are welcome...you are welcome..."

That's right, Wen Liang often used an alias when she disguised herself as a man, calling herself Ye Gucheng...

Just when the two brothers and sisters were going downstairs, there was a sound of horseshoes and the exclamation of passers-by on the street. Hearing the movement, he stopped suddenly and said with a smile, "It's very lively today."

Wen Yuchen was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly said: "Miss Qi's family? She... doesn't she hate the poetry fair too? Why did she come here too? Wait, isn't it because she also came to escort Huamanlou?"

Wen Liang smiled and said: "No surprise, right? After all, Fanhuamanlou fought against the Wala people because she helped her out of the siege, and it can be regarded as fighting side by side... Well, I just don't know, will this young lady be able to completely kill her today?" Smashed the place?"

Wen Yuchen glanced at his little sister with a strange expression: "Why do I feel...you seem to be gloating?"

Wen Liang walked out, but answered the wrong question: "If these so-called talented people don't know it, I'm afraid they will be even more disgraced than Mu Wenbin today..."

Wen Yuchen was about to say something, but he heard someone outside already shouting: "If you want to be right, you have to drive my people to the opposite side? The poetry meeting that my aunt participated in was eight times if not ten times. How could there be such a thing?" Shit rules?"

(Nichimanda, fell asleep~)

114. Brother Qi

With such an arrogant and domineering tone, it's not Qi Wanrong, but who is it?

The same as the god who lowered the overall moral bottom line of the nobles in the noble circle, Huamanlou is still a well-behaved existence, and is praised by the imperial court, but Qi Wanrong has not changed at all. Thousands of households dare to smash it, let alone this small poetry venue?

Upstairs Gu Xinghuai and Jia Yixiu were able to settle Huamanlou, but before they went downstairs, they heard her yelling outside: "Don't think that my aunt doesn't know who you made the rules for, he has a good temper and doesn't care about you." , but my aunt can't bear this idleness!"

When Gu Xinghuai heard the words, black lines immediately appeared on his head: "Is this someone provoking someone? Why did this person come here too!"

Jia Yixiu said with a dark face: "The former Panwala incident started because of Miss Qi's family. It can be seen that Hua Manlou has a good relationship with this person, so..."

So a group of scholars tried to clean up Huamanlou, but didn't they also provoke Qi Wanrong at the same time?

Jia Yixiu didn't say the whole thing, but he expressed the meaning very well, so Gu Xinghuai suddenly felt that the whole person was a little bit bad: clean up the flowers all over the building?Before cleaning up, he was already disgraced by others, who is taking advantage of whom?

After stomping his feet, Gu Xinghuai said with a disheartened face: "Let's invite this one in, she has a great reputation, and she won't be afraid of embarrassment if she makes a fuss, but I'll be ashamed if I wait..."

Qi Wanrong is naturally not afraid of making noise, and she broke the small talk of this group of scholars as soon as she opened her mouth. Although she didn't say it too clearly, but if the news spread today, the scholars in the capital will look a little ugly...

Gu and Jia hurried out of the Yuzhu Pavilion to appease Qi Wanrong, but when they went out and looked up, they felt a little dizzy.

It wasn't just Qi Wanrong who came, there were three people standing beside her: Qi Pengfei, the eldest son of Duke Ying, Qi Pengwu, the second son, and Zhang Jiahao, the grandson of Duke Ning.

Gu Xinghuai cursed secretly in his heart: Why did these three living fathers come here?

Qi Wanrong doesn't recognize Gu and Jia, but Qi Pengfei and others often meet these two wealthy sons and nephews in Qinlou Chuguan, and they also know that they are the hosts of today's poetry meeting. Seeing the two of them appear, Qi Pengfei smiled and said : "I heard that Gu Xiong and Jia Xiong held a poetry meeting here, so I came to support the two of you, but this..."

Qi Pengfei pointed to the two boys kneeling in front of him, and said helplessly, "What do you mean by not letting me in? Could it be that the two of you feel that we are vulgar and unattractive?"

This is an old onmyoji from the moment he opened his mouth. While labeling Gu and Jia as if nothing had happened, he played down the purpose of himself and others to disrupt the situation, causing Gu Xinghuai to almost spit out a mouthful of old blood: "Young master, what did you say?" Is this human?

Jia Yixiu hurriedly said: "Young master was joking, if you take the time to come here, it's too late for Jia to be happy..."

"Aren't you happy that my aunt is here?" Qi Wanrong snorted coldly.

Jia Yixiu cursed inwardly, but smiled apologetically: "No, no, Miss Qi misunderstood, really misunderstood, brother Gu's small shop is too much to hold a poetry meeting, but it can't be held in the garden these days , so the number of people entering the arena has to be slightly restricted, even Mr. Hua Qian only brought one maid into the arena just now, this is really a helpless move, I hope Miss Qi Haihan..."

After all, this guy is the nephew of a businessman from Jinzhong. He speaks one way after another, and his expression is quite precise, as if he seems extremely wronged...