As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

"No, how did I hear that the gambler's son of the Uncle Huai'an's family provoked the Wala people, and that's why they made an appointment to fight in anger?"

"Oh, just that gambler whose leg was almost broken by his father? Does he have the guts to provoke Tartar?"

"I heard that Huamanlou just happened to meet that Miss Qi's family was blackmailed by the Wala people. I was thinking... maybe someone like Miss Qi, so I became that early bird..."

"Hahahahahaha... a gambler and a man-in-law, what a perfect match!"

"Who says it's not? One can't get married, and the other doesn't want to marry, so they can just make do and live together, right?"

"Hahaha……"

The joys of human beings are not the same, that's why some people are happy and some are sad, and if you look at anything from a different perspective, it will be different whether it is good or bad.

For example, the censors were all excited when they heard this: materials!

A few days ago, the impeachment of the crown prince was fruitless. After repeated cold treatment by Emperor Guangxing, the censors lost their temper - you can't break the defense of others, how can you fight the boss?

But now that this happened, if you don't let Mr. Ying take off his skin, can everyone still be called Yushi?

Ying Guogong taught his daughter poorly, causing his daughter to show off in the streets of the capital all day long. This woman disrespects women's morality, ignores the law, raises soldiers privately, and provokes Xuanwuwei, who provokes the face of the royal family. It may start a war between the two countries...

The crime is heinous and he should be punished!

As for the reason...

Tsk, why?You said it was the Wala people touching porcelain?Then why not touch others, but touch you?If you are walking on Jingshi Street properly, how can they touch your porcelain?

You said that Qi Wanrong caused trouble, why did you hate Ying Guogong?

Hey, Qi Wanrong is nothing more than a noble nephew, a girl doll, wouldn't our censor be bullying the younger when we get angry?But when Duke Ying indulged his daughter to do evil for a long time, who would he turn to if he didn't trouble him?

What's more, how much fame is worth for pulling down the top nobles of the country?

What?You said there was another son of Uncle Huai'an at the scene?

That's even better, Uncle Huai'an is also honorable, so let's impeach him together!

What?His son is His Majesty's newly-built Xuanwuwei Xishan Thousand Households?Such a scum, impeach him to death!

The Metropolitan Procuratorate was extremely lively. A group of people were discussing, splashing ink and pens to write the impeachment memorial, and recited from time to time quoting scriptures. In an instant, the Metropolitan Procuratorate was full of sourness: "Those who are virtuous , compared to Chizi..."

"Accumulate goodness and become virtue, and the gods are self-satisfied, and the holy heart is ready..."

"Well, everyone, what do you think of this sentence? Those who rely on their strength live, those who don't rely on their strength do not live... Well, it's not good, it's not good, you should use the phrase 'a man who is not benevolent, he will sacrifice his life to eat wealth and honor'..."

"The rich do not bully the poor, the noble do not be arrogant, the deceitful do not deceive the foolish..."

"My lords, Pu Ge was found in the matter!"

"Huh? Where did this sentence come from... Uh... did you find it? Brother Pu is all right?"

"It's okay if you say you're fine, but..." The man who came to report the letter turned red: "But he was found in a brothel, and he was beaten very miserable..."

"Ridiculous! As a clean stream, how can you go to such a filthy place?"

"Wait a minute, Brother Pu has been missing for the past few days, so he won't be in the brothel all the time, right?"

"Yeah, brother Pu has always been upright and cautious in his actions, and everyone has searched the entire capital these days but couldn't find him, why did he suddenly appear in the brothel?"

The reporter said humanely: "Yes...that's how it is. Mr. Pu went to Liaodong by chance, and he just returned to Beijing yesterday. After returning to Beijing, he happened to meet Hua Manlou from the Huai'an uncle's mansion. For some reason, he passed out, and then... ...Then Hua Manlou sent him to the brothel. Pu Ge was sleepy all the way, and he woke up early this morning after being sent to the brothel, but he didn't have any money with him, so..."

All the old friends in the hall were stunned: what kind of operation is this?

The person who sent the letter added weakly: "The people in the brothel beat Mr. Pu severely, insisting that he whoring...will not pay after the prostitution...and...also...that the court officials can't do the same, girls All he does is flesh and blood business, how can he be like this..."

"Shut up!" A young censor couldn't listen anymore.

How can such foul language appear in the holy Metropolitan Procuratorate?

"Bastard! You bastard!" At this moment, an old man stood up tremblingly: "The uncle Huai'an's family wants to ruin my Qingliu reputation?"

"What Liu Gong said is true, he must pay the price for this evil!"

"Yes, impeach him!"

"Wait a minute, brother Pu has suffered such a tragedy, maybe he will be overwhelmed at this time, why don't I go and see him first?"

"That's right, after asking clearly, I'm making calculations!"

"Everyone, I think that since Huamanlou also had a part in yesterday's incident, it's better to talk about Wala..."

"That's right! Destroy my reputation as a Qingliu, and destroy the reputation of my fellow scholars. If this son is not dead, it will be hard to quell the hatred in my heart!"

"Okay, count me in!"

"And I!"

At this time, Huamanlou didn't know it, and by accident, the pot on Pu Zhenghao's side was getting darker and bigger...

83. Master, I laughed, I laughed!

The discipline in the Huai'an uncle's mansion is actually quite strict.

As the owner of the family is so low-key, the servants will not go out without incident, and they will not gossip with others, so when the news of Wala has been spread in the capital, Huai'an Bo's talents go out to buy the back kitchen cattle The uncle heard some bits and pieces of news—yes, Hua Manlou didn't mention this bad thing much after he came back, so the servants of the Huai'an uncle's mansion were the last to know about it.

Qin'er was not calm at that time, she burst into Hua ManLou's bedroom with tears all over her face, and shouted, "Master! Don't sleep, Master! It's this time, you can still sleep!"

After Hua Manlou was awakened, she looked at Qin'er in astonishment: "What's the matter?"

Qin'er was crying out of breath: "They said...that the young master offended the Oirat envoys, and...will have a... duel...with those Tartars...Young master doesn't practice literature or martial arts, how can you do that?" ...to be able to duel with that vicious Tartar..."

Hua Manlou: "...That's it?"

This little girl, even when she was worried, she still didn't forget to pierce her young master's heart - what does it mean not to practice literature or martial arts?

Qin'er stretched out her small hand and grabbed Huamanlou's sleeve, as if she would run to be chopped into dog meat by the Wala people if she let Huamanlou go, and then cried: "They also said...the young master Nonsense, no matter...no matter whether you win or lose, I'm afraid that the war between the two countries will start, so Your Majesty...Your Majesty will kill the young master to sacrifice the flag...Young master, pack up your things and run, I...I will accompany the young master...to run together..."

Hua Manlou rubbed his face vigorously, and said angrily and amusedly: "What's the matter with spreading the rumors? Besides, it was the Wala people who provoked them first, so they should be worried if they want to worry? And..."

Hua Manlou wiped away Qin'er's tears, then pinched the little girl's face fiercely and said: "The matter happened the day before yesterday, if His Majesty wanted to hold me accountable, I should have been arrested and sent to jail yesterday, why today? Am I still sleeping here? Oh, it’s not appropriate to say I’m sleeping peacefully, because I’ve been woken up by you, young master, for two consecutive days!”

Qin'er looked at Hua Manlou with tears in her eyes: "Is what the young master said true?"

"When did I lie to you?"

"Master, don't you need to run away?"

"……Need not."

"You won't be beheaded by His Majesty?"

"……Won't."

"Tartar..."

"Let me tell you, are you worried about me, or are you looking forward to my death?" Hua Manlou ruthlessly ruffled the little girl's hair: "Don't think about it, young master, I'm a thousand households now! , Qianhu, you know, if you manage more than 1000 soldiers, even if you go to fight the Tartars, it won't be my turn to do it yourself, right?"

Qin'er responded weakly, and then smiled embarrassedly, but her little hand still grabbed Hua Manlou's sleeve and did not let go.

Hua Manlou couldn't help sighing: This little girl...wouldn't be better if she was older?If it was bigger...cough cough...

In short, Hua Manlou felt that it was a blessing and luck to meet such a little girl who only had her eyes on her.

When Fanhuamanlou stayed in Shenjiying for several days before, when he came back, he saw her sitting at the gate waiting for him; this time he went to Xishan for another month, and she was still at the door when he came back, and then Huamanlou asked her if he was okay. What would she do when she was at home, Qin'er's answer shocked Hua Manlou: "What to do...Of course it is waiting for the young master to come home."

This kind of single-minded guy is really not common, even if she is not sensible now, but her thoughts are so true that Huamanlou can't ignore them.

With a soft sigh, Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Qin'er, the young master told you a joke."

Qin'er's body froze immediately when she heard the words: "It's still...it's not necessary..."

Hua Manlou said firmly: "It must be funny this time! Say, there is a... well, just Zhao Ren, there is a man named Zhao Ren, one day his house had a visitor, so his father asked him to go to the yard to catch a dog. The duck was slaughtered for the guests. Zhao Ren went to grab one at random, bled and plucked the feathers and went back to the house in one go. When his father saw him come in, he asked him, "Did it bark when you killed it?" Zhao Ren said. It’s screaming, it’s so loud.” His father asked again, “Do you know what it’s called?” Zhao Ren shook his head, “I don’t know.” His father sighed leisurely, “It’s called: I’m a goose I'm a goose!' Hahahahaha..."

Qin'er stared blankly at Hua Manlou, and finally forced a smile on her face: "It's... you think the goose is a duck... right?"

Hua Manlou stopped laughing immediately, with a lonely expression on his face: "...Really."

Seeing him like this, Qin'er quickly laughed hard: "Master, I laughed, I laughed!"

Hua Manlou looked at the sky speechlessly, and after a long time touched Qin'er's head and said: "Okay, let's talk about something serious. The young master has to go back to Xishanwei in a few days, and then... are you willing to go with me? Disclaimer, Xishan is no better than being at home, the conditions are tough..."

"I'll go!" Qin'er smiled and said, "Where the young master is, I will be there! The young master has been living in Xishan for a month... Hmph, I don't know what kind of mess the house has become, it must be no different from a kennel ..."

"...Or, why don't you go?" Hua Manlou suddenly wanted to take back the previous emotion, and told the little girl by slapping her buttocks that there would be a price to pay for the young master's heart.

"I'm going!" Qin'er ran away jokingly: "Young master, get up quickly, I'll go prepare washing water and breakfast!"

Hua Manlou stretched his waist: "What the hell is life..."

In the past few days, it was research and development and training, and I had to fight Wala people. How tiring, isn't salted fish delicious?

There is also reading to seek fame, and then you will be a cultured salted fish... As soon as you think about it, you will get out of bed and get dressed in one go, then go to the table and pick up the book: "Reading in the morning is the best, so-called reviewing the past." And knowing new things, you can tune the plain qin, read the golden scriptures..."

Just when Huamanlou was thinking about what was wrong with this sentence, a sudden shout came from outside: "Huamanlou! Come out!"

Then Qin'er screamed: "Miss Qi! Don't go in, Miss Qi!"

Qi Wanrong pushed the door open again and entered: "What time is it, why are you so old-fashioned, little girl? The building is full of flowers, something big has happened!"

Hua Manlou looked at her speechlessly and said, "Niece, what's the matter with you running into my bedroom all the time?"

Qi Wanrong ignored Hua Manlou's complaints and said, "Today, more than 70 censors impeached you!"

Huamanlou was stunned when he heard the words: "What... what?"

Originally, I hoped that Pu Zhenghao would be impeached and impeached, but more than 70 people...

I didn't blow up the Metropolitan Procuratorate. Are these censors fed up?

Qi Wanrong looked at Hua Manlou with a look of embarrassment: "They said...you bumped into and provoked the envoys, and even said that you harmed the great Zhao Guowei, but for some reason it didn't matter to me..."

Hua Manlou: "..."

"Oh, also, they also said that you used firearms without authorization in an attempt to rebel, and that you hunted down and killed the speech officials, polluting people's innocence, an unforgivable crime..."

Hua Manlou: "..."

Although I have always thought about being impeached or begging for bones, but I have never done any of these things, this inexplicable feeling of being wronged...why are you so upset?

84. On the body of Emperor Guangxing who is wearing epic equipment

The matter is actually more than what Qi Wanrong said...

Spectacular?

In short, when more than 70 censors stood up to impeach Huamanlou, not to mention people like Huai'an Bo and Ying Guogong, but the three academicians and Emperor Guangxing couldn't help being stunned: Huamanlou slaughtered people all over the house, Or dig someone's ancestral grave?As for so many people jumping out to impeach him?

I have to say that Huamanlou has set several records today: he is the first person to be impeached by a large number of censors within two months of entering office since the founding of Zhao; he is also the youngest official to be impeached by censors and was impeached by a large number of censors, the lowest official official.

As I said earlier, Da Zhao’s censor is no different from Ming’s censor;

Therefore, when the emperors of Menqing listened to this group of people, they would usually choose to give at least a [-]% discount, but this is so, today's incident also confused Emperor Guangxing a bit, listen to their words : "Your Majesty, I heard that Xuanwuwei Xishan has thousands of households with flowers all over the building to raise private soldiers in Xishan, or there is a heart of disobedience, please be careful!"

"Your Majesty, the Xishan Qianhu Office is ordered to supervise coal mining, but Huamanlou is manufacturing firearms wantonly, and there are artillery sounds near Xishan. How dare this bureaucrat be so rampant..."

"Your Majesty, when Pu Zhenghao heard about this incident, he went to investigate on his own, but he didn't want Hua Manlou to notice. In order not to leak the matter, this official sent someone to chase and kill Pu Shizhong..."

Emperor Guangxing listened to it for a long time before recalling it: This sounds like an idle speech officer who ran to Xishan to investigate, and then misunderstood?

What's more, it was a misunderstanding, which actually led to Huamanlou's rebellion—you said he was going to rebel, but how stupid is he to train soldiers near the capital and make such a big fuss?

Glancing at the officials standing below, most of these people don't even know who Hua Manlou is, and some people don't know whether they are pretending or really shocked, and they all act in disbelief, as if Hua Manlou Man Lou really did something outrageous...

And Emperor Guangxing wanted to hide Huamanlou's army, but now that Huamanlou's "semi-finished product" has been installed and has developed towards the highest combat power in the country, he can't hide it if he wants to, and he will return later. He had to deal with the Wala people, so Emperor Guangxing thought about it for a while and decided that it would be better to make the matter public-can't let Huamanlou take the blame for what he did?

Emperor Guangxing was not a ungrateful and mean person.

But before he could open his mouth, the censors changed their tone and spoke again: "Your Majesty, I heard that Huamanlou provoked the envoys of Oirat, and they also made a private appointment to fight in order to improve the relationship between Oara and Da Zhao, which will cause border troubles..."

"Once the frontier war broke out, the lives of the people were devastated, and the war was in full swing..."

"This bureaucrat's heart can be punished..."

Hearing this, Uncle Huai'an gave Ying Guogong a hard look: You won't come out and explain about your daughter?

Seeing Uncle Huai'an's eyes, Duke Ying frowned first, and then smiled: Wanrong will be a member of your Hua family sooner or later, now it's good to get used to her getting into trouble from time to time, bear with me, old flower!

But Emperor Guangxing became furious when he heard this: The matter of the day before yesterday has been concluded, and it is your responsibility to play the rumors, but who told you to disregard the truth and distort the facts?

In the past, when encountering similar incidents, Emperor Guangxing usually found out the truth first and made calculations, but this time the incident of Wala happened to Qi Wanrong—with a father like Ying Guogong, Qi Wanrong can be regarded as Guangxing The emperor watched him grow up, so after Dongchang came to report that day, he specially asked Xu Dacheng to ask about the situation in person, and he knew the whole thing well.