As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

After leaving the caravan, Pu Zhenghao's good days came to an end. He proved with practical actions what it means to be a scholar who is useless: he lost the money the next day.

That day, Pu Zhenghao cried like a child over 100 catties.

The money is lost, but the family still has to go back, right?Pu Zhenghao didn't give up, after he cried, he resolutely gritted his teeth and moved on, but...

It seems that surviving a catastrophe did not bring him any luck—maybe he ran out of luck when he met the caravan.

He failed to meet a caravan with real people along the way, but because the official robes were in tatters, so this thing could not prove his official status, so he really felt the warmth and coldness of human feelings along the way: Passing through several counties, he was blocked by the gatekeeper when he failed to enter the county government office. No matter what he said, others would not believe that he was a dignified speaker, and he was almost beaten by the gatekeeper; he ate a snowball when he was thirsty. When he was hungry, he could only put down his old face and go to the common people's house to ask for it, and he often couldn't get it. In the area, he ran around to beg on other people's land without end. Isn't this breaking their rules?

That's why Pu Zhenghao was set up by a few beggars that day: not to mention that the food he wanted was taken away, he was even beaten...

In addition, like Daming, Da Zhao must lead the way when traveling. This thing is a household registration system set up to prevent refugees.Of course, the Lu Yin system has been abolished for more than a hundred years. If this is the Taizu period, it is estimated that Pu Zhenghao will be arrested and put in jail...

But even so, after wandering around for a few days, no one would see him because of his outfit, and he would be interrogated and even refused to visit when he walked into the city. less than...

In short, Pu suffered a lot during this trip, and finally arrived in the capital four days ago.

however……

Here I would like to thank some Dongchangchanggong who did good deeds without leaving a name.

The disappearance of Pu Zhenghao made Xu Dacheng very annoyed, and Zhou Han, the head of the East Factory, was also very annoyed, so the people below naturally had to act according to the emotions of these two.

Although these two said that things should be low-key and not cause too much trouble, but what can't the people below be rushed to do?It was better when I was in Beijing, but the farther away from the capital Dongchang Fanzi's methods became more presumptuous: they visited everywhere, set up cards, and interrogated them. Made an outstanding contribution to...

But because there was too much movement, Pu Zhenghao noticed them when they visited.

Pu Zhenghao, who was like a frightened bird, regarded them as people sent by Huamanlou to silence them, so he hid in the wilderness in a panic. They didn't dare to give birth, and during the period, they stole old clothes from the people in the mountains to dry to keep out the cold...

Pu Ge survived the incident so tenaciously. Until yesterday, it seemed that Dongchang had given up on looking for him, so he carefully touched him all the way back.

During this period, the more Pu Zhenghao suffered, the more he hated Huamanlou. Now that he met Huamanlou, what good attitude could he have?

But Hua Qianhu didn't know about this at all. He thought that Pu Zhenghao had returned to Beijing long ago and was still waiting to be impeached...

But Pu Zhenghao thought that Hua Manlou was pretending to be stupid, so he laughed wildly and said, "I never thought, I came back alive! At the foot of the emperor in the capital, in front of this big crowd, what can you do to me? If I live, you will I can't live anymore! Hahahaha... ha... slightly..."

Under the astonished eyes of everyone in Huamanlou, Pu Zhenghao, who was tired, hungry, cold and extremely excited, just walked over...

"Master Pu? Master Pu!"

77. Are you tired?

Iron-like facts have proved that it is not suitable for people to be emotional when they are weak, otherwise it is easy to get over it, and if the situation is serious, they may have a cerebral hemorrhage.

Pu Zhenghao was better, after all, he was still in his prime, and he was exhausted in no time—the place where he smoked happened to be a medical clinic, and the kind-hearted Hua Manlou sent him in. The doctor said it was just a medical clinic. It's okay to be angry and anxious, just rest for two days.

Only then did Hua Manlou heave a sigh of relief. After all, if Pu Zhenghao died in front of her, it would indeed cause some unnecessary troubles—how could the people on the street have heard his outraged words just now? If my son is misunderstood or taken advantage of by someone with a heart, the big hat of beating the speech officer will be suppressed, and Hua Manlou feels that he can't bear it...

Moreover, Hua Manlou pointed out that Pu Zhenghao impeached him and begged for his bones. If he died in such a vague way, where would he find a speaker with a brain like him?

That's right, Hua Manlou thinks that Pu Zhenghao is mentally ill, he doesn't listen to anyone's explanations at all, he just keeps thinking about all kinds of misunderstandings - that's how he was when we first met, although he doesn't know now Where did he disappear, and why did he come back so miserably, but Hua Manlou could still understand the paranoia in his eyes, so he decided what happened to Pu Ge...

After learning that Pu Zhenghao was fine except for his brain, Hua Manlou couldn't help feeling worried: "Where is this guy, should I send it back?"

These days, there is no inpatient place in the medical center, and there are more people suffering from cold recently, causing the medical center to be overcrowded. Even if the doctors don't dislike Pu Zhenghao's bastard, leaving him alone is still a problem.

By the way, Hua Manlou was very moved by the couplet at the entrance of the medical center just now, because what they wrote was "I hope there will be no pain in the world, and I would rather put medicine on the shelf to make dust", what a doctor's parent's heart!Take another look at those pharmacies in Huamanlou's previous life, "Get a catty of eggs for a purchase of [-] yuan, and vitamin C for a purchase of [-] yuan", what the hell?

Qi Wanrong, a curious baby, had already inquired about the grievances between Hua Manlou and Pu Zhenghao, and said in disbelief after hearing what he said: "He wants to impeach you and keep you alive, yet you still want to send him home? You When did you become such a good old man?"

Hua Manlou said contemptuously: "It's as if you know me very well. I didn't have much contact with you before, right?"

Qi Wanrong thought about it, and then laughed and said: "The famous bastard in Beijing is actually a great kind person. Do you want to lose face when it gets out? In my opinion, just throw this guy on the street. He will wake up." go home."

Very good, this is the standard honorary treatment...

Hua Manlou said helplessly: "It's so cold, put it outside and something will happen if it freezes, can't he rely on me again?"

Qi Wanrong curled her lips, turned her head and saw Peng Guang who was poking his head at the entrance of the medical hall, and then greeted: "Here, your people are here, can you leave it to them?"

Peng Guang and the others were actually guarding the door of Huamanlou's house early in the morning, but seeing Huamanlou and Qi Wanrong going out together, a group of people were frightened by Miss Qi's majesty and did not dare to go forward, but followed from a distance. Seeing that Huamanlou had entered the medical hall, he came over to see the situation in a ghostly manner.

Huamanlou delivered the person to Peng Guang as promised, and told him to send Pu Zhenghao to a place where someone would take care of him, preferably at home, and then he took Qi Wanrong who was urging him to look for food.

And after Peng Guang took over this matter, he couldn't help but feel a little toothache: Xuanwu Wei and Yanguan have never been very harmonious, and his boss wants him to send this so-called sour Confucian home. Do you want to spread the word? Mixed in Xuanwuwei?

But he didn't dare to disobey Huamanlou's orders, so when he was in a dilemma, his subordinates came up with an idea: "Boss, Mr. Qian said that he needs to find a place for this sour scholar to rest, and he also said that he needs someone to take care of him." Take care, so the inn is useless, but there is a place that is okay?"

Peng Guang quickly asked: "Then tell me, where to send it?"

The subordinate smiled and said, "Aren't there a few Qin Lou Chu houses nearby, where they can rest and find girls to serve them..."

Peng Guang had a cold expression on his face: "You kid wants to play, right? Today, our Xishan Guard will compete with Shenjiying. I'm not in the mood to mess around with you for such an important matter!"

"Boss, that's not what you said. The subordinates really don't want to play tricks. Can we just send people and leave? And today's important things can't be delayed because of such a so-called acid scholar? What's more , other than Fireworks and Willow Lane, this guy really has nowhere to go."

After Peng Guang thought about it, he ordered several people to lift Pu Zhenghao up and head for the brothel...

……

On the other side, Hua Manlou had no idea that Peng Guang and the others had tricked Pu Zhenghao again, and after he gave Qi Wanrong a sumptuous breakfast, Shi Shiran went to Shenji Camp.

Yesterday, Huamanlou sent someone back to Xishan to deliver the order. After hearing the news, Huang Zichao didn't dare to neglect, and he spared the teenagers evening classes to let them rest and recharge their spirits. Arrived at Shenji Camp at noon.

After receiving Huang Zichao at the gate of the camp, Hua Manlou looked at the young men standing upright behind him, and asked cheerfully, "Is everything here?"

Huang Zichao politely saluted first, and then said: "Return to Mr. Qian, everyone is here, and none of the 1024 people is left behind!"

I have to say, Huang Zichao is a brute, he first let the teenagers walk ten miles, then drove ten miles, then walked another ten miles, and the last five miles were fully armed...

Even so, the youngsters stood up straight at this time with vigor and vigor—to be honest, Huamanlou decided to recruit youngsters at the beginning because they were highly malleable and it was easier for them to learn to obey orders. Although the time is short, it has already made them feel a little bit reborn, and the casualness of farmers is no longer there, at least they look like soldiers.

Hua Manlou was very satisfied with this, and also satisfied some of the grievances he had during the military training back then: the whole month of military training, his stubborn instructors really treated them as recruits, all kinds of strict and strict... …

Especially the various onmyoji practices of the instructors really drove people crazy, so when tossing this group of teenagers, Hua Manlou also learned the style of onmyoji by ten percent: "Are you tired?"

"Mr. Qian, don't be tired!"

"Aren't you tired? You're not tired after all this morning? If you're not tired, why don't you run for twenty miles with full armor?"

The teenagers were as crazy as Hua Manlou was back then: "Tired! Mr. Qian, we are too tired to run!"

Hua Manlou smiled like the devil instructor in his previous life: "Tired? Are you tired after such a short journey? It means that your training is not enough! Come on, everyone has..."

Amid the mournful expressions of the teenagers, Hua Manlou cheerfully added the second half of the sentence: "Target Shenji's kitchen, turn left and walk in unison!"

78. Make a bet

People are actually quite strange sometimes. If one person does something different from others, it will appear quite abrupt and embarrassing, but if many people are doing the same thing, then the situation is different.

For example, in the famous elevator wall-facing experiment, most of the latecomers would choose to face the wall with the people in the elevator...

In the same way, when a Wang Mouqiang walks on the street in a standard soldier's way, he will naturally attract the attention of many people, but when a group of people appear with neat steps, something called aura will appear. , coupled with the neat footsteps, the first reaction of many people is to give way to others...

So when more than 1000 people from Xishanwei walked into the Shenji Camp with neat steps, the entire Shenji Camp was shocked, and some scattered soldiers hurriedly moved out of the way, even the soldiers patrolling the camp He couldn't help but stop - even though the oncoming team looked very young, their aura was no less than that of Shenjiying.

also……

Don't underestimate the one-two-one and one-two-three-four introduced by Huamanlou from the future.

The former is the source of a neat pace, while the latter is a direct means to boost the aura.The thundering slogan seemed to have traveled through 500 years. When it resounded on the school grounds of the Shenji Camp in Dazhao, although they didn’t understand why they shouted one, two, three, four, all the soldiers in the Shenji Camp had dark faces: What are you doing?

Invisibly, everyone in Shenjiying felt that he was short by more than a little.

Liu Jianian, a member of the Shenji Battalion who heard the sound, was in a bad mood when he saw this scene. He knew that the Xishan Guards would come to make trouble today, but he didn't dare to say it, and he didn't dare to ask. He revealed that this was Emperor Guangxing's will, so how dare he play tricks?

Therefore, General Liu Shen could only slander in his heart, and complained that Xishanwei did not talk about martial arts: It is agreed that everyone is here to compare firearms, but what do you mean by your military appearance and discipline and mental outlook?

They are all playing with firearms. They are born from the same root, so why rush each other?

After seeing Huang Zichao led by Xishanwei, General Liu Shen became even more angry: There was a lot of rumors about the possible abolition of the Shenji Battalion, so Liu Jianian, who is extremely chicken thief, had already prepared to leave Shenji The plan of the battalion, and prepare to go to Beijing to command activities, or to be the deputy commander of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, after all, there is a lot of money in the place, isn't it?

But he didn't expect that Hua Manlou came to Shenji Camp to make a lot of troubles. First, he did three-stage shooting, then Pudu was born in the sky, and he even invented a new way to make iron. In the end, His Majesty even let him go directly. Xishan opened a thousand households office, which...

Hua Manlou looked down on Xuanwuwei, but General Liu was eager to transfer to Xuanwuwei. After all, Xuanwuwei had great power, right?Besides, Xishan is still in charge of coal mining, how much oil and water will it cost?

Huamanlou's family has a strong background and ability, Liu Can will not be jealous or dare to be jealous, but Huang Zichao was originally a small general manager, but he has become the deputy of Xuanwuwei, who is he looking for? Reasoning?

General Liu Shen, who is good at calculation, now regrets that he didn't play around with Huamanlou at the beginning, otherwise, wouldn't it be a joke to be promoted to the commander-in-chief?Or transfer to Beizhen Fusi to be a town governor...

But now, the Shenji Battalion will not be abolished. His position as General Liu is firmly in the Shenji Battalion, and his Majesty still intends to expand the Shenji Battalion a little bit and add more soldiers... ... Cough, the Grenadier Battalion, this is a hard job. General Liu Can is too lazy to take care of it, so he just found a reason that he doesn't understand Purdue and turned it down...

The heartbroken General Liu Shen looked at the troops in the distance, smacked the sour taste in his mouth, and returned to the tent with a sigh, without even thinking about cleaning up the military appearance...

So...

"Three lovers, do you dare to make a bet with me?" Emperor Guangxing said cheerfully after getting off the carriage before entering the Shenji camp.

The ones who followed Emperor Guangxing to the Shenji Camp today were the hosts Ying Guogong and Huai Anbo, as well as Rong Guogong who lost his adult yesterday, and Zhao Ren who got up early and was beaten for no reason. According to the emperor's words, the latter two are here to receive education...

In short, the old three heard what Emperor Guangxing said, looked at each other and asked, "Your Majesty wants to bet on the outcome of Shenjiying and Xishanwei?"

Emperor Guangxing smiled and said: "No, what I want to bet on is that that kid Huamanlou will definitely play something eye-opening today, I have this hunch."

Ying Guogong heard the words and said: "Your Majesty, it's not that I underestimated Huamanlou. This kid is good at tinkering with firearms, but he is not qualified for military training, right? I also heard that the group of children in Xishanwei were led by Huang Zichao. You see, Huang Zichao is an old subordinate of the minister, and his level ministers know him very well, so..."

Emperor Guangxing glanced at him with a smile: "So Qi Aiqing is not optimistic about Huamanlou? Then what do you two think?"

Duke Rong smiled wryly, "Although I have not been able to lead soldiers well, I know it is not easy to lead soldiers. The Xishan Guard has only been established for such a short time, and the Hua family has recruited a lot of children. I am afraid..."

Uncle Huai'an immediately agreed after hearing the words: "Your Majesty, what Rong Guogong said is reasonable. Others dare not say it, but I know what a dog is capable of, and even a humble minister knows that he is a little clever. It is a compliment to him. Although the things he tossed about earlier It can be considered to be able to share some worries for His Majesty, but the matter of military training is of great importance, I am afraid that he will mess around, painting a tiger is not like an anti-dog, and miss His Majesty's important matter..."

Uncle Huai'an said these words to maintain his strict father's personality, and the purpose of these words was to lower the expectations of Emperor Guangxing, so that if Huamanlou really made something wrong Beat up his son on the spot in exchange for the emperor's sympathy, so that he can avoid punishment, right?

Emperor Guangxing pointed at him and said with a smile: "You are a father, why don't you have as much confidence in him as I do? Today I bet you must be on the side of Zhen and Huamanlou!"

Uncle Huai'an smiled bitterly and said: "I obey the order, but I don't know what your majesty wants to bet?"

Emperor Guangxing turned his head and saw the depressed Zhao Ren, he couldn't help but smiled and said, "Gambling with money and goods is too vulgar, I don't have any ideas for a while, does the prince have any ideas?"

Hearing this, Zhao Ren said without even thinking about it: "Bet on copying the books! Whoever loses will copy the books for me!"

This poor child was not only beaten today, but was also fined to copy the "Book of Rites·University" twenty times - more than 12 words once, a total of [-] words...

Emperor Guangxing wanted to beat him when he heard the words, but after all, it was in front of his foreign ministers, so he snorted and said: "That's very good, whoever loses will copy "Great Learning" three times for the prince. However, the crown prince's punishment has been increased to 25 times, and it will be handed in at a later date. If you dare to miss a word..."

Zhao Ren suddenly cried and said, "Father, are you still being reasonable?"

"Don't talk!" Emperor Guangxing turned around and walked into the camp: "Pay attention to your words, now I am the minister of the Ministry of Rites... the Ministry of Industry!"

79. Semi-finished products

Zhao Ren felt that he couldn't make it through these days.

I asked Huamanlou once before, and Huamanlou wanted him to reflect on himself at the time, but Zhao Renxing also saved himself, admitted his mistakes, and even behaved a lot recently, but he still couldn't escape being beaten and all kinds of things. various punishments.

As everyone knows...

Just because he behaved a lot more well-behaved, Emperor Guangxing became more convinced of Uncle Huai'an's 'tough teaching', so his demands on Zhao Ren became higher and higher, and even the methods of punishment were refurbished—you See, isn't everyone punished by copying books?

So from the conclusion, Hua Manlou accidentally tricked Zhao Ren again...

On the other hand, Uncle Huai'an always played the role of a strict father in front of Emperor Guangxing. His original purpose was to protect Huamanlou, but Emperor Guangxing learned the part he acted completely—— —That is to say, Bo Huai'an is a catalyst. After meeting Emperor Guangxing, he became jealous and released angry gas...

Based on the prudent principles of the Hua family father and son, if they knew that the prince was beaten to the point of doubting his life because of their behavior, it is estimated that [-]% of them would pack up and flee from Da Zhao, but Hua Manlou, who greeted everyone at the gate of the school field, had no idea about it. Unconsciously, seeing Zhao Ren's miserable appearance, he gloated extraordinarily: "Look at you... being beaten up by your father again?"

Zhao Ren looked at Hua Manlou resentfully: "You seem to be happy that I was beaten?"

Hua Manlou smiled even brighter: "How come, I feel sorry for each other... Don't look at me like that, don't you know that I was beaten up by my father a few years ago. You stayed on the bed for a while before getting better, where are you now?"

The father's debt was paid by the son, and Huamanlou felt that he had been cheated miserably by "Uncle Zhao", so he naturally wanted to recover some interest from Zhao Ren, and Huamanlou felt very happy to pierce the heart of this brat...

Zhao Ren's complexion changed drastically: "So I might be beaten to the point where I can't get out of bed?"

Hua Manlou said cheerfully, "It's possible, don't worry, I will visit you when the time comes."

Zhao Ren immediately trembled with fright, and when he was about to say something, Emperor Guangxing, who had already taken his seat, greeted him: "Flower Manlou, let's start."

Hua Manlou patted Zhao Ren on the shoulder to signal him to be strong, then signaled to Huang Zichao who was getting ready in the distance, and the competition began.

Today's competition can be regarded as a small-scale military parade to a certain extent, and it is by no means to bring Xishanwei and Shenjiying together for fencing... Cough, confrontation, after all, there is no empty ammunition these days , if one or two lead bullets or Purdue are hit, then it should be hanged or hanged...

Emperor Guangxing's role as the minister of the Ministry of Industry is getting smoother and smoother now. He sits in a specially built windshield and looks out, imitating the calm and composed manner of the civil servants. But he said: "Hua Manlou, I have guaranteed you in front of His Majesty, if you mess up this new army, before Your Majesty can take care of me, I will take care of you first, you understand?"

Hearing his words, the corners of the mouths of the three military chiefs twitched in unison, and even Zhao Ren rolled his eyes unobtrusively.