As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Although the queen also came from a small family, it is difficult to disguise the power of the mother Yi Tianxia over the past ten years. The aura at the top of the Six Palaces, to Shang Jin'er, might be blessed by the power of her mother-in-law, maybe a look could make a little girl cry...

Huamanlou felt that it was too difficult.

After vetoing many scripts, Huamanlou finally decided to ask the queen to pretend to be the wife of an official family who came to seek medical treatment because of her reputation—Miss Baimao. There are still a few, so this identity is not a problem.

As for the reason, doesn't the queen just happen to be pregnant with Xiaoxiao?This reason is reasonable for an elderly woman to come for an obstetric examination. When the time comes, let Miss Baimao delay for a while, and then let Jin'er do the reception, it must be very natural to chat... right?

It's unnatural and there's nothing you can do about it, Hua Manlou tried his best.

Three days later, after Huamanlou sent a message to the palace that everything was ready, Zhao Ren set off with the queen.

"Mother, after you go, don't scare Jin'er, she is very timid, and she is really simple, she will believe everything others say..."

On the carriage, Zhao Ren nervously reminded the queen to "note things" again. The latter endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back the blame and said: "No wonder people say, 'I married a wife and forgot my mother', you little You have no conscience, you turned towards people before they even entered the house?"

Zhao Ren said embarrassingly, "It's not about her, it's just...it's because she's hard to coax when she cries..."

The queen's teeth were a little sour: "Okay, the queen mother is not a tigress, so could it be possible to eat her?"

Zhao Renqian laughed and said, "Hey, hey, it's true..."

The queen said it easily, but she was still a little unhappy in her heart, not because she was dissatisfied with Zhao Ren's approach to Jin'er, but because of Hua Manlou's 'how'.

That's right, even though Hua Manlou didn't do anything in this matter, the three of them became tigers, and the more people said, the things became true, so that the queen always felt a little lump in her heart now—the government, the government, The queen doesn't know anything about military affairs and can't get involved, but the prince's marriage is indeed decided by the queen, so the queen's annoyance lies in: You spend all the time doing such a big thing without even saying hello, you are the one who got away Or did you not take Ben Gong seriously?

Otherwise, there must be someone in the palace?At least someone has to speak for you in key places, otherwise you won't know when someone stabbed you.

Fortunately, the queen knew how much Emperor Guangxing valued Huamanlou, and she was very grateful for some of the things Huamanlou did before—for example, chasing her unlucky son to Lanzhou Mansion and taking him with him. Come back, so it's just a little pimple in my heart, otherwise...

Being hated by a woman, especially the queen who is the mother of the world, Huamanlou's future life may not be very easy.

The carriage slowly drove out of the capital, and was escorted by a group of guards dressed as servants towards the west mountain. Perhaps it had been a long time since she had left the palace gate, and halfway on the way, the queen's mood improved a lot, so that when she was about to arrive at the west mountain Her thinking has changed from 'reprimand Huamanlou' to 'let's take a look at that little girl first, if she really closes her eyes, just say a few words to Huamanlou', which is quite amazing.

A woman's heart, a needle in the sea.

Due to the design of the script, Huamanlou did not bring anyone out of Xishan to greet her. This time, Zhao Ren will send her to Wanqiyanran's clinic as a "relative's child" for the queen's "consultation". We will go to Xishanhou Mansion together.

"Queen, this is here." Zhao Ren helped the queen get off the carriage slowly and stood in front of the medical hall.

The queen looked around at the clinic, and then asked with frowned eyebrows, "Isn't this place... a bit remote?"

"My mother doesn't know, this is the back door of the School of Medicine of the Royal Institute of Technology." Zhao Ren introduced: "Sister Wanqi's medical clinic was originally opened in the residential area of ​​Xishan, and later Jin'er's grandfather and the others came to Xishan. So they went to sit in the town, and Wan Teng's sister stayed here to see a doctor for women. The mother, the folks are no more than the palace, it is difficult for folk women to see a doctor, and many people are ashamed to see a doctor, so the medical center is set up remote It’s a bit more. And there are some diseases that ordinary doctors can’t see, such as this department of obstetrics and gynecology.”

The queen was taken aback: "Obstetrics and gynecology?"

"Oh, that's what Huamanlou said." Zhao Ren helped the queen to the door and explained, "I thought it was the midwife's business, but Huamanlou said that there are many doorways here. For example, abortion, pregnant women’s diet, living habits, and postpartum body recovery, there are more than a dozen students specializing in this category alone..."

The queen was even more stunned, but before she could ask any further questions, Zhao Ren pointed to the gate and said, "Queen, I can only send it here, men are not allowed inside."

The queen nodded blankly, and slowly walked into the medical hall with the help of the maid.

As Zhao Ren said, this clinic is dedicated to treating women. When the queen entered the door, she saw a group of plainly dressed girls busy with their own work. He whispered something to a few women who looked like civilian women.

While looking at her, a little girl with pink make-up and beautiful jade ran up to the queen and knelt down in front of the queen, and then asked in a childish voice: "Madam, are you Zhao Ren's aunt?"

The corner of the Queen's mouth twitched slightly: "Exactly."

The mother-in-law has become an aunt, and Hua Manlou's script made the queen really want to scold him for being bloody...

The little girl looked at the queen for a while, and then said with a smile: "Hello madam! I'm Jin'er. My master just sent a message saying that she is busy. Let me take madame to rest first, and she will arrive later."

While Jin'er was talking, the queen was also looking at the little girl, and secretly graded Jin'er: She looks pretty cute, she really doesn't look like the kind of scheming person, and her demeanor is quite dignified, but...

This is too cute, right?It's no wonder that little heartless person is always towards her!

The queen's mood suddenly became a little bad again—mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are natural enemies, even if they haven't constituted a fact, they are also natural enemies, so the queen's voice could not help but tinge a little cold: "Then I will trouble you."

Jin'er was unaware of this, she cheerfully let the queen into the inner hall, served tea and fruit plate, and after a while of busy work, she sat opposite the queen with her chin propped on her hands: "Madam is pregnant with a baby?" ?”

The queen frowned slightly: She didn't sit or not, at the age of 13 she was still like an eight-year-old kid kicking her legs with her chin propped up, points deducted!

(It’s so difficult to say the truth, and April Fool’s Day is none of our business, right? It’s not ambiguous to say that every change on the 1st will be changed!)

672. The group pet Xiao Jin'er

Jin'er didn't know that her assessment had already started, she just thought that the unhappy lady in front of her was a patient who came to seek medical advice, and with the benevolence of a doctor, she kept asking about the Queen's Status: "How is Madam's diet recently? Have you eaten anything too greasy? How did you sleep at night? Are you sleepy?"

To be honest, the queen is not used to being asked such straightforward questions. After all, who in the palace has the guts to talk to her like this?

But for some reason, Jin’er’s inquiry made her feel a different kind of concern—different from the group of concubines in the harem who have their own thoughts, and also different from the maids and eunuchs serving by her side, Jin’er’s concern comes from the heart Yes, or it's just the doctor's concern for the patient. Anyway, the queen didn't feel any utilitarianism in it.

Therefore, the queen's attitude softened consciously or unconsciously. She smiled lightly and began to answer various questions from Jin'er, interspersed with Jin'er's words from time to time: "Where are you from? How many people are there in the family?" ? Did your grandfather tell you about marriage?"

It has to be said that Xishan Tuan's favorite Xiao Jin'er's affinity is not a cover, even though the queen deducted points from her at the beginning, but before they knew it, the two chatted for half an hour.

At this point in the conversation, Jin'er started to ask some silly questions: "Ma'am, they said giving birth to a baby is painful, right?"

The word "little baby" was learned by Jin'er and Hua Manlou. The queen was surprised to hear it, but she understood what she meant, so she smiled and replied, "Yes, it hurts."

Jin'er said with a bitter face: "Ma'am said just now that she already has a son, so why do you want to give birth? Ma'am, isn't she afraid of pain?"

Hearing this question, the queen didn't know how to answer it for a moment.

Saying that a woman is going to have a baby?Say mother is more expensive than child?Or open branches and leaves for the heavenly family?Or maybe the trumpet is disobedient, so you want to practice again with a smaller trumpet?

After hesitating for a while, the queen said slowly, "It's natural to be afraid, but you have to live."

Answering this is the same as not answering, but Jin'er admired: "Madam is so brave, if it were me, she might not have given birth."

The queen was amused.

As the queen of Zhao's mother, when has she ever heard others praise her for this?Moreover, having children these days can be said to be the basic value of a woman's existence, not to mention whether or not to have children, and not having a son is not counted as having a child, and there is no room for bargaining in the matter of protecting the older and younger—— Queen is no exception.

But she didn't worry about it, but asked: "Why, didn't you just say you like the little baby?"

"Yeah, but I'm afraid of pain..." Jin'er wrinkled her face and struggled: "But the baby also likes it very much, I think I will be brave enough to do it..."

The queen deliberately teased her: "It really hurts, the kind of pain that hurts to death, and you may not be able to live and die."

Jin'er's face was pale, and she said tremblingly: "No... no, it's okay to have seven or eight in so many lives, so I can't be so unlucky, can I?"

The queen laughed.

Now she suddenly understood why Emperor Guangxing concealed his identity like a fool and went to chat with Huamanlou, and suddenly understood why after Huamanlou discovered the identity of Emperor Guangxing, the latter was depressed for a long time—if With the airs of a queen, where can I see such an interesting little girl?

"Madam is teasing me, right?" Hearing the Queen's smile, Jin'er raised her head and looked up, her face swelled like a bun: "I'm not young anymore, I'm already thirteen, why do you still treat me like a child?" Same!"

It wasn't until this time that the queen was convinced that Zhao Ren's words were true. This little girl was really simple, so simple that it made people feel distressed. No wonder her little bastard was so tight.

This little girl is kind-hearted, her character looks good, she can learn her manners slowly, her family background is a bit poor but it can be justified, she can be regarded as a good match for the prince, at least better than those coquettish sluts who can make waves without wind Much, much more.

only……

Can such a person live well after entering the palace?

As a former palace fighting champion, the queen knows how dangerous the harem is. If Jin'er is put in like this, it is estimated that there will be no scum left after being eaten in a few days.If I live a long time, it's fine if I can protect her a little bit, and I can teach you some things slowly, but...

Looking at Jin'er's small face, the queen suddenly felt that this little girl might not be able to learn any palace fighting skills, or that she would not be her after she learned it.

"Ma'am? What's the matter?" Seeing the empress's expression flickering, Jin'er asked weakly, "Did I say something wrong?"

The queen shook her head, and she herself found it incredible after she came back to her senses: You haven't written your horoscope yet, why are you worrying about this?

Gathering her mind, the queen took Jin'er's little hand and sighed sincerely: "You are very good, very good... If you were my daughter, how wonderful it would be."

These words were made out of feelings, and the queen really felt that if there was no such thing as Zhao Ren, it would be good to recognize such a daughter...

Or should I really dispel that brat's thoughts, and forget about being a girl?A daughter-in-law can be found anywhere, but where can such a lovely girl be found next?

Jin'er didn't know that the queen was thinking so many things at the moment, she said with a smile: "Madam was joking, if Madam likes a girl, she can give birth to one...ah, I said something wrong."

In some parts of Huamanlou's previous life, people would be scolded for saying that a pregnant woman was pregnant with a daughter, let alone these days?So Jin'er realized that she had said something wrong, and her face turned pale again.

But the queen didn't hold any grudges, she pinched Jin'er's small face and said with a smile: "That's right, it would be great if I could give birth to a cute girl like you!"

Jin'er was a little embarrassed by the compliment, she twitched for a while, then blushed and said: "Master hasn't come yet, why don't I go and see?"

The queen held her back and said, "Perhaps there are other important matters. Don't be busy. You can chat with me more."

"Okay." Sitting down obediently, Jin'er propped her chin and kicked her legs again and asked, "Madam, have you decided on the baby's name?"

The queen shook her head and smiled: "No, if you don't know the gender, you can't tell the name."

Theoretically, Zhao Ren's generation had to use the word next to "single person", and the empress did not take much trouble for this to be true-there is no great ancestor who created a periodic table of elements in this world to think for future generations.

"Then how about I help Madam think about it?" Jin'er was eager to try.

The queen couldn't help smiling: "Okay, you can think about it for me, it's better...well, forget it, you can say whatever you want, don't worry about it."

This aimless conversation lasted for two full hours. In the end, it was Hua Manlou and Zhao Ren who couldn't wait anymore, but the queen still had something to say.

It's just that Xiao Jin'er, the group favorite, didn't know in the end that she was favored by Empress Da Zhao in an inexplicable way. If she hadn't considered certain things, she might have been brought into the palace as a concubine by now. Baby girl spoiled...

673. Charade

When Huamanlou brought a few daughters-in-law and Zhao Ren to welcome the queen into the Hou's mansion, Huamanlou was stunned by the queen's first words as soon as she sat down: "Huamanlou, the queen mother wants to stay with you for a while." Time, what do you think?"

Seeing that Hua Manlou was in a daze, the queen pretended to be angry and said, "Why, is it inconvenient?"

Wen Liang, who was standing next to Huamanlou, pinched him lightly, and he finally realized: "No, no, no, this doesn't seem to be a matter of Fang's inconvenience, does it? Why does the queen mother suddenly... er, suddenly have such an elegant mood?"

The queen smiled softly, ignored Hua ManLou, and said to the little maid next to her, "Go, send a message to the palace, saying that the palace is going to raise a baby in Xishan."

"Here."

Hua Manlou was a little anxious: "Mother, what song are you singing?"

The queen still ignored Huamanlou, she looked at the group of young daughters-in-law in Huamanlou one by one, and then said with a smile: "The day you got married last year was a mess, and the queen mother didn't say a few words to you. This trip, at least I can talk to you about this family affair. Yes, I have to make up for the meeting ceremony. "

As she spoke, she beckoned to let another little maid holding an exquisite box come closer. After opening the box, she took out several pieces of jewelry that looked very antique and gave them to the girls one by one. Even Qiaoqiao didn't fall behind.

Hua Manlou stood aside and watched in a daze, then felt a strong sense of déjà vu for some reason, and finally realized when she saw Zhao Ren: This kind of self-willedness comes from one thought to another, mother and child are in the same line!Isn't this the virtue of Zhao Ren's self-willedness?

As soon as I thought about it, Hua Man Lou was no longer in a hurry, I just stood aside and watched the women socialize, and waited for the development of the matter - the one who was anxious at the moment was not his Lord Hua, but a certain prince: as early as an hour ago, Zhao Ren was already fidgeting, for fear that the queen would not like Jin'er, but at this moment he was standing in the corner and staring at the queen, as pitiful as if waiting for a verdict...

Sure enough, the scene talked for a while, and then pulled Wan Qiyan to ask a few questions about raising the baby, and the queen said: "Prince, flowers are all over the building, let's go for a walk in the back garden with mother."

Hua Manlou obviously heard that Zhao Ren breathed a sigh of relief, and carried the queen to the backyard, causing the latter to yell, "Slow down, son! The queen is pregnant now!"

Hua Manlou quickly took a few steps to hold the queen's other arm and gave Zhao Ren a hard look—if he fell down, the little trumpet would be gone, and the accident happened in his Xishanhou's mansion Yes, there may be those dark-minded people who say that Hua Manlou and the prince are afraid that the child in the queen's womb will take the throne, so they are ruthless!

This is why Huamanlou was horrified when she heard that the queen was going to live at home. She was not afraid of everything, but just in case?Words are awesome!

"Queen, what do you think?" As soon as he entered the back garden, Zhao Ren hurriedly asked without waiting for the queen to stand still: "Is Jin'er not bad? You didn't scare her, did you?"

Without waiting for the Queen to speak, Hua Manlou hurriedly said: "Queen Mother, don't get angry, I will teach him a lesson in a while!"

"Eh? What's wrong with me?"

"you shut up!"

The queen gave Zhao Ren a hard look, and then nodded to Hua Manlou: "Is it causing trouble for you to live here?"

Hua Manlou wryly smiled and said, "Where did the queen mother say that? How could a son drive his mother out of the house? It's just that the son's place is not as good as the palace, I'm afraid the queen mother won't be used to living here..."

The queen smiled and said: "Your wife just said that you should maintain a good mood during pregnancy, and that it's best to take a walk outside. Where did you hear that? The queen mother always puts on airs in the palace, gets angry with others at every turn, and even thinks it's better to take a walk outside." I can't put down what I'm doing and go for a walk, so in comparison, isn't your place better?"

This is the truth, when I was in the palace, I had to be angry with those concubines from time to time, and I had to put on a straight face to suppress some clowns, but here in Huamanlou, no one competes with the queen, and they all have to be like their own mothers Waiting, there is also a full-time doctor who may be the world's first intensive obstetrics and gynecology doctor, so there is nothing wrong with the Queen's reason.

So Hua Manlou could only continue to smile wryly: "The Empress Mother said..."

The queen smiled, and added: "So you tell Jin'er that I will be living here these days, and if she is free, come and accompany me."

Hua Manlou and Zhao Ren were taken aback at the same time: "Jin'er?"

I have to say that the empress had been avoiding talking about it before, not to mention Zhao Ren, even Hua Manlou thought that the empress looked down on that little girl—after all, the favor of the group belongs to the favor of the group, but the little girl is far from the world of her mother It's... a lot worse, but who would have thought that the queen would change the subject and bring the matter back?

"The queen mother also thinks Jin'er is good, right?" Zhao Ren was extremely happy when he came back to his senses, as if the queen had really praised Jin'er.

The queen said with a dull face: "That's right, the queen mother likes her very much, so she wants to have a daughter."

Zhao Ren was stunned for a moment: "Accept...Accept a daughter? This...how will you discuss it with me in the future?"

Hua Manlou let out a chuckle, "What's the matter? Brother and sister!"

Great!May lovers in the world become brothers and sisters eventually!

Zhao Ren stared at Hua Manlou with an unkind expression, and Hua Manlou stared back unwillingly: "It's not what I said, why are you staring at me?"

Zhao Ren thought so too, but he didn't dare to stare at the queen, so he could only plead with his face: "Mother, you can't... be so hasty about recognizing your daughter?"