As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

There are so many female students in medical school.

Most of these female students are the daughters of craftsmen, but some of them are skinny horses given to Huamanlou by former merchants, hoping to start their lives again.

They didn't have a choice before, but now they hope to be a good person... Cough, to be a person with a normal life, instead of being reduced to a plaything of high-ranking officials.

Of course, this is not important, what is important is that their existence has led to a surge in the number of medical school enrollments-men, even when they are 80 years old, they like young and beautiful...

Even though Huamanlou had to separate men and women from men and women to teach due to social pressure, and besides Wan Chengyanran who taught these female students were a few crappy old men, they still couldn't hold back the old perverts' determination to get close to the water first...

As for other colleges, including Zhao Ren's Physics College, Qi Wanrong's New Military Academy, and Agricultural College, they haven't developed much at all, and there are still two or three big cats and kittens, while the Maritime Academy is located in Tianjin...

In short, Huamanlou was struggling with the grass-roots team before, but now it looks... well, it still looks like a grass-roots team. After all, the university has been run by Wen Liang since the establishment of the university, and this new thing is not only Huamanlou himself, but also other people. It's really not easy to play around with it.

Fortunately, the framework is in place, there is no financial problem, and the source of students has also improved with the early graduation of the first batch of students-there are only a few students with ideas and qualifications in the School of Metallurgy, and most of the others just mastered the skills. You can work directly, and Xishan is a place that has always been short of blacksmiths, so these students can work directly to make money after graduation, and they earn a lot, so many people come here especially, wanting to send their children to the academy. It is also good to make a living in the future.

Therefore, Huamanlou set his sights on the School of Metallurgy and Medicine from the very beginning, hoping to make some adjustments and changes from these two parts.

At present, the most popular R&D direction of the Metallurgical Institute is firearms development, because it has the most approved R&D projects, and all the firearms development teams are hard-core masters from Xishan, so almost the entire R&D team of the Metallurgical Institute has joined this team. for the target.

In the short term, this matter may be fine, but in the long run, if everyone is brought into the pit of firearms development, isn't it a bit too biased?

For example, Huamanlou wants some strange people to notice the function of machinery, and also wants some observant guys to notice a certain phenomenon when boiling water.So after much deliberation, Hua Manlou decided that he had to hold a class.

……

"Uncle is about to start class!"

"What? Uncle wants to give a lecture in person? That's great!"

"It's rare, it's so rare! Uncle has a lot of things to do every day, but he still has time to teach me to wait. This... no, hurry up and finish what you are doing, and go to occupy a seat early!"

"What are you busy with, let's go now!"

Hua Manlou did not expect that when the news that he was going to give a lecture was released, the entire West Mountain was a sensation.

This matter has nothing to do with whether Hua Manlou is the president of the Royal Institute of Technology, or whether he is the only academician in the university who has been appointed by the imperial court, but because the craftsmen have long made him a myth - blacksmiths often have However, Huamanlou is the only person who may have allowed the blacksmith to create the firecrackers and cannons that are now called artifacts.

Moreover, there have long been rumors in the firearms research and development team that no matter what problems you encounter, as long as you go to Huamanlou for advice, you will definitely get answers, or get certain technical guidance, and the last thing is to provide a feasible solution for everyone Find out by yourself—that is to say, even if the prestigious firearms research and development class meets Hua Manlou, it will be respectful and respectful.

Then, such master craftsmen give lectures in person, which craftsman in Xishan doesn't want to listen to it?

So the night before Huamanlou started classes, there were people living in the auditorium. In the early hours of the morning, many people got up and rushed to the college without even washing their faces.When it was dawn, the auditorium was full of people, people from the entire Metallurgical Institute came, and even the group of people from the factory area organized people to come and listen.

"So many people?" Several blacksmiths were dumbfounded when they walked to the entrance of the learning hall.

"That's right, uncle's lecture, who doesn't want to listen?"

"No, Uncle's class today is for the Department of Metallurgy, right? Why are those carpenters here too?"

"Not to mention carpenters, stonemasons, cobblers, and those nerds who said they were studying farming also came."

"What? What are they doing here?"

"I asked just now, some of them said that they are like seeing good people, and some said it was animals...animals...animals or something..."

"Animals? By analogy?"

"Oh, yes, there are still a few who say they want to get a taste of Uncle's talent, maybe they have new ideas."

"Nonsense table!"

"Should we drive them away?"

"Shut up, you can't even get in the tossing auditorium! Look over there!"

"What...why is Xishanwei here?"

"Not only! Even those doctors are here!"

No one knows what the person who sent the message said to the outside world, or whether the people of Xishan really regard Huamanlou as a god. Anyway, the auditorium that was originally planned to be a school-wide conference was completely filled, and the windows were also full of flowers. Crawling full of people, you can't squeeze in...

It was already a bit cold in late autumn in the capital, but this early in the morning, it was too hot to stay in the auditorium.

"What's wrong with this...?" Hua Manlou was dumbfounded when he stepped onto the stage, "I'm lecturing to people from the School of Metallurgy today..."

Suddenly, in the first row of the audience, a young man who was staring at him suddenly jumped up and stood on the chair and shouted back: "It's so quiet! You still keep your mouth shut when the principal is here? Are there any rules? Come, listen to my command, stand up and say hello!"

Hua Manlou stared at the dude with straight eyes: What are you here to join in the fun?

517. The first class

In fact, there was no need for Zhao Ren to yell, no one was talking in the auditorium, the noisy sound was just because some people were dragging stools, or coughing or something.

Hua Manlou looked at the crowd in a daze, really not knowing how to start.

It is a good thing to have a thirst for knowledge, but why do these people always have the illusion that they are in a pyramid scheme with such fanatical eyes when they look at themselves?

Threatening Zhao Ren with his eyes not to be a demon, Hua Manlou cleared his throat and said in the silence: "There are so many people here today, the truth is a bit beyond my expectation. I heard that someone came early in the morning. Waiting here, there are still people who seem to be staying here last night, and even now there is a group of people standing outside, waiting for me to speak."

This opening remark was beyond everyone's expectations, but at this moment no one dared to make any noise, only Hua Manlou's angry voice echoed in the auditorium: "So I can't help but ask, why are you here?" What do you want?"

Looking around, no one dared to make a sound.

"Are you afraid to say it or don't you want to say it?" Hua Manlou sneered, and said mockingly, "Is the purpose of coming to my lecture so hard to say?"

The people in the audience looked at each other in blank dismay, and then boldly shouted: "In order to learn more advanced knowledge!"

"In order to enter the firearms research and development class!"

"I'm here to enjoy my uncle's talent!"

The people around laughed, and Hua Manlou on the stage also laughed: "Okay, that's a good reason."

After everyone quieted down, Hua Manlou said: "Actually, all of them are considered right, and none of them are considered right. In my opinion, you should just talk about it for such a high-level reason as learning. In the final analysis, everything you do All you think about is to make your life better and more hopeful, don’t you?”

After the audience was quiet for a while, they all shouted: "Yes!"

"Uncle is right!"

"If we can become an official, we won't do such menial work!"

"That's right, we big bastards are studying bullshit knowledge!"

"Don't say that you come to attend classes, even if you leave your hometown and come to Xishan, and you have to recite calligraphy when you come, isn't it all for a good life?"

Even Zhao Ren shouted from the audience: "If life is not forced, who would want to be talented?"

Hua Manlou's words had reached the hearts of these old bastards who were once illiterate—well, Zhao Ren's words were actually very popular, but they were a bit shameless.

"Okay, okay, I understand." Hua Manlou raised his hands and pressed down, and then said: "The other things are all right, but there is one thing I don't quite agree with."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was quiet.

Hua Manlou pointed to his feet and said, "Where is this place? Ladies and gentlemen, we are called the Royal Institute of Technology, do you understand what that means? We are a university recognized by the royal family, and we gather here to learn!"

"Maybe some people think that if we don't just tinker with iron cannons, or tinker with the ability to cure diseases, some people even spend their days thinking about building a stone bridge and planting some land. Is this considered learning?" Hua Manlou said Looking seriously at the people in the audience: "I can say responsibly that this is what we call learning."

"Everyone, don't think that those who talk about things all day long are doing learning, and don't think that our little things can't be regarded as elegant, so they are not called learning."

"Learning is not so superficial!" Hua Manlou said loudly, as if he wanted to change the inherent thinking of these people by shouting: "Knowledge is what you can learn! Knowledge is what can change your life! Knowledge is what can protect your home and country." Call it learning!"

"This is the first and most important lesson I give to you all. I hope you will keep these words in your heart." Hua Manlou looked around at the audience and solemnly said: "I also I hope that you really treat things in school with an attitude of learning, and you have enough time to prove that I am right."

"It's true that all of you are thinking about how to live a good life, but everyone, um, for example, the big brother who wants to enter the firearms research and development class, you have seen that those people in the firearms research and development class are treated preferentially, but do you see? See how hard they put in their studies?"

"Remember the motto of our school, unity of knowledge and action!"

In fact, Hua Manlou wanted to make this call as early as when the university was established, but at that time he was still on his way to Pingwa, and he hadn't had much time to tinker with it since he came back. Now he finally gave these people the most important day after entering the school. The class is over.

After all, both Huamanlou and Emperor Guangxing have high hopes for the Royal Institute of Technology. From a structural point of view, what they expect is to achieve a level similar to the highest university in Dazhao and the Dazhao Academy of Sciences, and to support the entire Dazhao technological development.

But the problem is that because of the long-standing poison of "everything is inferior, only reading is high"-this reading only refers to the books of sages, so most people in Xishan regard this as an ordinary technical school, which is a bit outrageous up.

The group of students who graduated early from the former Metallurgical Institute and went to work as workers is a good example. Not only did they not feel that there was something wrong with this matter, but even the middle and senior management of some colleges did not feel that there was any problem——Royal Institute of Technology Well, skilled workers trained by the royal family at a high price naturally want to enter the royal factory, right?

It has to be said that folk workshops, workshops, even theater troupes, pharmacies, martial arts halls, etc. all have such a model, and this model even existed in Huamanlou's previous life.

Hua Manlou has no intention of changing this, he just wants to change how these people perceive themselves and the university, that's all.

Of course, there are only a few people who are likely to change after hearing today's words, and some people may think that he is exaggerating, but as long as there are some people who realize what they are doing and work hard for this goal Just do it, after all...

Although it sounds ugly, the progress of mankind is indeed driven by a small group of people, and the rest are busy.

But...

What made Hua Manlou feel gratified was that after he finished speaking, quite a few people in the audience were thoughtful, and some even became extremely excited.

The reason is that Huamanlou's prestige in Xishan is extremely high, and he himself has indeed obtained a title by virtue of his knowledge, made a lot of money, and even changed some major events——Wala , Tatars, Japanese pirates, which of these unlucky people didn't suffer from firearms?

As far as the Xishan people are concerned, Huamanlou has changed the fate of all of them by himself, allowing them to have a full stomach and a stable life. Why don't they believe what such a person says?

Therefore, after a while, some people began to applaud, and gradually everyone stood up and applauded, and even cheered...

Well, it's more like a pyramid scheme.

After emphasizing the emphasis, Hua Manlou officially started his course: "There may be some people who have doubts and think that what we are doing is not learning. So let's start with a very simple and common thing today. , Let’s see what kind of knowledge our Royal Institute of Technology is doing.”

518. Impact

"A few days ago, there was a door in my house that creaked from time to time, and it was obviously difficult to open and close. After the housekeeper brought a little grease and applied it, the door stopped ringing and opened and closed easily. So dare to ask, What's the point of this?"

Under everyone's eyes of surprise or doubt, Hua Manlou asked such a seemingly very simple question.

The auditorium was quiet for a moment, then suddenly it became noisy.

"This……"

"Grease the door...isn't it just to keep it from ringing? What's the point?"

"Uncle said it makes sense, so it must be true?"

"Grease makes the hinges more slippery?"

"It seems to be the truth?"

Hua Manlou on the stage once again signaled for everyone to be quiet, and then asked another question: "It is very difficult to drag a stone on the mud floor, why is the same stone dragged easily on the ice?"

"Because... skating?"

"Is that what you mean?"

"That's what it means, but the uncle said that there is learning in it..."

"What kind of knowledge does this motherfucker have?"

The crowd was noisy again, and then they looked at Hua Manlou with weird eyes: Although we don't study much, uncle, you can't take us for fools...

But just when everyone felt that they had been fooled, Hua Manlou asked a third question: "Is there any similarity between the above two things? Is there any place for Xishan to apply this principle?"

After this question was asked, the audience was silent, everyone stared wide-eyed, and no one expressed their opinion.

Hua Manlou waited quietly for a while, then turned to look at the group of people in the firearms research and development class, and said, "Do you guys remember that I mentioned friction at that time?"

Those people looked at each other for a while, and then the old blacksmith who took the lead said weakly: "I remember, but Uncle, what is this thing... what is it for?"

As soon as these words came out, Huamanlou couldn't be straightened out: Basic mechanics, what's the use of asking me?

But after thinking about it, this group of people has never been beaten by quality education, and their worldview is still very primitive. Even literacy is forced to do by themselves, so what if they understand it?It's not that everyone is Zhao Ren, who can think about gravity with just two dollars.

Hua Manlou realized that he was a little too hasty.

In fact, he always thinks that basic physics is useful, and it may be very inspiring to this group of people, but some things cannot be rushed-if everyone can understand a little physics and become an inventor, then That's not normal.

Even someone as smart as Zhao Ren, didn't he think about it for a long time before he understood the problem of gravity?And after thinking about it, isn't it a hot air balloon that took a long time to develop?

So after thinking for a while, Hua Manlou said, "Let's be a little clearer. For example, when the road is icy in winter, it's easy for people to slip when walking on it?"

Everyone nodded.

"Slipping proves that the friction between the sole of the shoe and the ice surface is relatively small." Hua Manlou continued: "Then in order to prevent slipping, what do we generally do?"

Hearing this, the people shouted: "Scatter the soil!"

"Melting ice!"

"Tie the straw rope to the shoe!"

Hua Manlou nodded and smiled, "Yes, so this is the way to increase friction. As I said just now, applying grease to the door is the way to reduce friction."

Suddenly someone asked loudly: "Uncle, I understand everything, but what's the use of knowing this?"