As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Hua ManLou was dumbfounded: Is this the young master being kissed forcibly?What's the situation? This is it?

(Cough, the main reason for the acceleration here in Japan is that some things are a bit sensitive to the truth, and we don't dare to die... In short, let's just do it, and we have all the points that need to be ordered)

439. Incomparably sloppy and extremely Qi's style

The situation is just like this, simply put: Miss Qi's suppressed feelings for a long time broke out.

After going through the passage of "the older girl can't get married-the older girl finally gets engaged-the older girl suddenly becomes enlightened after getting engaged but the marriage is delayed-the older girl misses the flowers before and after the moon again and again because of the unlucky Japanese pirates', It was easy to make some progress, but because of her shyness, she caused a "misunderstanding" by her sweetheart, so Qi Wanrong broke out.

To be honest, it wasn't the right time for Hua Manlou to bully his daughter-in-law... Oh, or it was just the time, because it was so hard for the eldest lady to muster up the courage to come to comfort the inexplicably depressed Hua Manlou. After this round of running, Qi Wanrong completely let go of all her reserve, and then...

"Woooooooo..."

"Why are you still crying?"

"I want... I want you to take care of me... woo woo woo..."

"No, from the situation just now, it seems that you pushed me, but after the incident, you cried like this and made me very uncomfortable. Isn't it the right time for you to cry?"

On the bed in the command cabin, Hua Manlou hugged Qi Wanrong who was crying so hard, feeling extremely depressed.

Ordinarily speaking, the first time I was very unfriendly to the woman, theoretically the crying should have been in the middle of crying—for example, when Huamanlou carried Wanqi Yanran back to the house, the next morning he found that there were tears on his shoulders. Tooth marks...

Cough, all in all, Miss Qi is still tough in nature, she didn't cry at all after the first round of this extremely sloppy and very Qi style, and she was the one who took the initiative from the beginning to the end of this confrontation , Hua Manlou was almost drowned by some two rabbits...

But crying like this afterwards is very puzzling.

After consoling her for a long time but still unable to coax her, Hua Manlou couldn't help shaking her head and sighing: "I said that there is no way for you to cry like this without beginning and end. You should tell me why you are crying first, right?"

"Woooooooo..."

Qi Wanrong cried but didn't answer, which immediately made Huamanlou's claws go numb.

In the previous life, she was born solo for many years, but in this life, she finally met a white-haired lady who seemed to be the right girl, but most of them were just embarrassing. If it weren't for Wan Cheng Yanran's interest in him, he wouldn't even be a half-baby. It is impossible for Huamanlou to seduce a girl with such a means of flirting with a girl. In other words, the matter of flirting with a girl is an extremely unfamiliar field for Huamanlou, so now that his daughter-in-law is crying like this, isn't he at a loss what to do?

At this time, Hua Manlou even thought that the Tianjin navy would continue to fight with Japanese pirates and the like, because he felt that fighting a war was easier than coaxing a girl—the New Heavenly Dynasty can enlist in the army on the 20th or [-]th, but it takes more than [-] years to get married. , this can completely show that girls are more terrifying than enemies, otherwise why does the country have such regulations?

After Huamanlou comforted him for half an hour, Qi Wanrong finally stopped crying, but hugged Huamanlou's waist tightly and buried her face in his chest without saying a word.

"Stop crying?" Hua Manlou asked hesitantly after being quiet for a while.

Qi Wanrong replied in a muffled voice, "Yes."

Hearing this voice, she seemed a little embarrassed, Hua Manlou lowered her head slightly, and saw that her little daughter-in-law seemed to be blushing again, even up to her neck.

Hua Manlou stretched out his sinful claws and grabbed a certain rabbit: "Then can we talk now? Why are you crying?"

Qi Wanrong moved her body as if she wanted to avoid Huamanlou's hand, but the place was so big, she just twisted it and gave up, and then moaned: "I want to cry."

"...What kind of stupid reason is this?" Hua Manlou said depressedly, "I thought..."

"Why?"

"I thought you really didn't want to marry me. You regretted something after this wave of impulsiveness just now, and then you wanted to copy the knife and die with me after crying... Hiss... Where are you going to bite? It hurts!"

Qi Wanrong said angrily: "Hmph. If I'm not willing to marry you, why should I suffer so much and travel across the ocean with you?"

Hua Manlou scratched his head: "Ah...that's true. I thought you would be a monster when you came out, and at the very least, you had to give me some trouble, but it turned out..."

"Cut, I knew it." Qi Wanrong said dissatisfied: "The most important thing in your heart must be the one with white hair, then the one with the surname Wen, and finally me, Qin'er and Qiaoqiao, you are all worried Like what..."

Hua Manlou coughed twice: "This... how can you compare it like this? They are them, you are you..."

Qi Wanrong gritted her teeth and said: "Hey, duplicity. Before you got married, you looked at me as if you were looking at a scourge, as if I would only add trouble to you, and it was useless."

Hua Manlou was a little embarrassed, but when she was about to explain, Qi Wanrong sighed to herself: "Don't deny it, I actually know it all."

"Uh... know what?"

"I know I'm not as good as them." Qi Wanrong said dejectedly: "The white-haired one saved you, and she has such excellent medical skills, and the one named Wen can help you, and she can also pave the way for you with her father's strength, I... hum , I’m just messing around. I thought I was some kind of master, but suddenly a Jiu’er appeared. In this comparison, I’m like a waste. Standing in front of you is nothing. Some people say that I was forced by my father to you..."

Hua Manlou blinked: "No, I've been crying with you for so long... just for this?"

Qi Wanrong nodded, then shook her head and said, "Also...not all of them."

"Then what else?"

"Anyway... Anyway, I can't help you with anything, maybe you will be ignored by you in the future, and you will be kicked out of the house..."

Hua Manlou was dumbfounded: "No, according to what you said, why does my evaluation from you seem to be like a chaotic person who has always abandoned his heart and dog's lungs?"

Qi Wanrong was taken aback, then shook her head and said: "No, I mean, you have your ambitions, I can't help you with anything, even going out with you this time..."

After hearing this, Hua Manlou finally figured out the crux of the matter after a long time, and said dumbfoundedly: "You...not to mention whether it is necessary to contact the marriage and helpers, you think I seem to be going to give up. So what did I think when I suddenly ran back and pushed back?"

Qi Wanrong was silent for a while when she heard the words, and suddenly bit Hua Manlou again, leaving two rows of neat teeth marks on his chest, and then said in embarrassment: "Who asked you to tease me?"

"Hiss... are you a dog? By the way, when did I tease you?"

"Anyway, you're teasing!"

"..."

When a woman is unreasonable, don't try to clarify the logical relationship with her - that's what the two love saints who taught him how to seduce girls in Huamanlou's previous life said so.

Thinking of this, Hua Manlou suddenly turned over, and said with a wicked smile: "Okay, even if I tease you, today I will continue to tease you enough!"

"Ah! You... hurt! Hua Manlou, you are so weak... Ah!"

440. There is a poem I want to give you

Regarding the matter of Hua Manlou and Qi Wanrong who was the first to flirt with whom was unclear, it was completely confused.

But other things can still be made clear. For example, nothing is more effective than a stick in educating a daughter-in-law, especially when she suddenly becomes hypocritical——from Hua Manlou's point of view, Qi Wanrong's It's hypocritical.

Not only because of her hypocrisy because she went astray because of a certain prince and added wrong skill points, but also because of her inferiority complex caused by the bad comments caused by adding wrong skill points, which caused her to be under the pressure of public opinion all the year round, Even more hypocritical is her awkwardness of wanting to act like a baby but not acting like a baby.

To put it bluntly, this girl just felt that she was useless when she was put together with Wan Cheng Yanran or Wen Liang, so she was so worried about gains and losses afterwards, so that her whole style of painting was about to collapse—it was obvious that she ran to rebel against her. Push, and finally pushed myself to cry, this matter made a lot of trouble...

Hua Manlou didn't even bother to grind her teeth with her, and directly proved with her actions that she was more prominent, better, and more outstanding than those two—although the prominence was quite obvious at a glance, and it was even more prominent than the sum of those two in terms of model number. , but this seems to be Qi Wanrong's low self-esteem point, so it took a long time to prove it...

Anyway, Qi Wanrong didn't get up from the bed until the middle of the afternoon the next day, and she was trembling when she walked, but she was in a very good mood, which was specifically reflected in her stupid giggles while eating.

And Huamanlou's mood is also very beautiful, not only beautiful because she finally had sex again after more than half a year, but also beautiful because she can finally go home and calm down, and even more beautiful because the mood of a certain bear child suddenly disappeared after the fleet entered Bohai Bay Very unbeautiful.

Standing on the poop building, Hua Manlou looked gloomyly at Zhao Ren who was staring into the distance with a gloomy face and said with a smile, "Hehehe..."

Zhao Ren was angry: "You are laughing like a dick!"

Hua Manlou blinked: "I'm too old to write poems, and I want to give you a poem."

Zhao Ren looked suspicious: "Really? Why do I think you have bad intentions?"

Hua Manlou said calmly: "You're thinking too much, listen up. Cough cough, the sword in the hand of the loving father, the wanderer's body is chopped. Twelve swords in one breath, the sword strikes critically..."

Zhao Ren almost burst into tears when he heard this: "I beg you to be a human being! I ran out to help you fight the Japanese, but what about you? If you don't help me, you're still mocking me?"

Hua Manlou patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "I will help you with everything else, just this one is not enough, but I will tell Father about your performance after you leave Beijing, for example, you were almost buried in a fish's stomach in a storm Ah, for example, an unreasonable bombardment that almost broke Chen Jiafu's mentality about surrendering, or forging an imperial decree..."

Zhao Ren burst into tears: "In other words, let me die?"

Hua Manlou was even happier: "No, with your status, you can't die. At best, you will be locked up in Yin'an Temple and read books for ten or eight years..."

"It's better to just let me die!" Zhao Ren jumped and scolded, but in the blink of an eye, he looked at Hua Manlou with pleading eyes: "Brother, Master Hua, help me find a way to get through this catastrophe! it is good?"

Hua Manlou said cheerfully: "Not good. By the way, I found the hot air balloon that you secretly hid in the cabin. I was upset just now, so I opened two holes in the top of the hot air balloon, so don't think about it." Rely on this to avoid what you should face, if you can’t avoid it, let me tell you..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Zhao Ren was mad, he swung his Wangba fist at Huamanlou indiscriminately, and wailed, "I'll fight you!!!"

Hua Manlou fled around laughing and laughing while continuing to laugh: "I also know about you asking Song Jie to secretly prepare a boat for you, so obediently go home and die, everyone has already waited for you to be beaten. long time."

Zhao Ren was trembling with anger: "You...you wait for me, when you get married, I will definitely give you a jar of boy urine that has been treasured for 15 years!"

"thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

Huamanlou left Zhao Ren, who was trembling and cold, and entered the command cabin, feeling more at ease: Xiao Dian, it's already this time, and he's still playing with his mind, and wants to run?

That's right, Zhao Ren just put on the obvious melancholy expression on the deck, just to lull Huamanlou into thinking that he will obediently return to Beijing.

And in order to avoid the beating after returning to Beijing, this guy actually secretly arranged several escape plans, including but not limited to escape in a hot air balloon, escape in a small boat, and escape by taking Huamanlou hostage—yes, because Su At that time, Zhao Ren sent someone to find Jiu'er, so this guy went to find Su Jiu'er and asked her to tie up Huamanlou for 5 taels of silver.

I don't know where he got the confidence to instigate Jiu'er, anyway, Jiu'er sold him out easily...

……

On May 14th of the [-]th year of Guangxing, it lasted eight months. It started in Tianjin and passed through the seven provinces in the southeast, Ryukyu, and the country of Wa. The return of the Tianjin Navy Division Pingwa left a strong mark in the history books of Dazhao. It is of great significance. Extremely far-reaching.

From a military point of view, this battle not only represented the rise of firearms, but also quietly changed the form of warfare, and also represented that Da Zhao now had sea power and maritime sovereignty, sweeping away the decline of the guards in previous years.

From an economic point of view, after this war, Da Zhao's policy of banning the sea has gradually become a dead letter. Although there is still a long way to go before the real opening of the sea, under the management of Hua Manlou, this stupid policy has already torn a big hole. Since then, Da Zhao has gradually entered the era of a large amount of silver inflow.

From a political point of view, because of the cover that Huamanlou opened before the war, many monsters and monsters had nowhere to hide. Under the condition that Nie Wenbing was almost sacrificed to the sky, the bureaucrats and wealthy gentry in the southeast were hit hard, which made another group of people Taking advantage of the momentum to fill seats, the structure of the court has also changed.

In addition, because Huamanlou drastically changed many guards along the way to recruit soldiers, which laid the foundation for the reform of the military system that Emperor Guangxing had been thinking about for a long time, so it was almost time for the guards to withdraw from the stage of history.

And because of the changes caused by the war, some of the deep-level interests of Dazhao were redistributed, so many people began to be unable to sit still, and some disturbances, large or small, were about to be triggered...

Finally, from the perspective of the international situation, Ryukyu was able to continue its sovereignty, and Wa gradually became a vassal of Zhao, and because Huamanlou proved that Zhao had the ability to strike from a long distance, not only Bangzi, Luzon and other countries began to frequently dispatch When the envoys went to Dazhao to ask for tribute, Siam, Champa, Annan, Zhenla, and even countries farther away that had already cut off tribute were also dispatched.

In other words, Huamanlou is famous in East Asia, Southeast Asia, and even the Delhi Sultanate has hesitated whether to send envoys to contact Da Zhao...

In short, on May 14th, Guangxing [-], Huamanlou once again set foot on the land of the capital.

441. Blocking

After disembarking in Tianjin, Wen Yumin, the prefect of Tianjin and his eldest brother-in-law, sent someone to inform the capital of the news of Huamanlou's return to the capital when he entertained Huamanlou. Therefore, the capital was full of excitement that day, and today it was even more lively.

According to the regulations, as a general in charge of military power, Hua Manlou should go to the Ministry of War to hand over his duties and tiger charms as soon as he returns to Beijing, but because he brought the Japanese envoy with him on this trip, he was brought here ten miles outside the city. The servant of the Ministry of Rites who was welcoming the envoy stopped him and gave him an oral order: Immediately after entering Beijing, go to Fengtian Temple to face the saint.

"Ahem, I was thinking of going home early to have a look, puff..." Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing after speaking half a sentence.

Hua Manlou was indeed homesick, and today on the road, he received a message from his father, saying that Wan Cheng Yanran and Wen Liang would be waiting for him at the house.

But, when he heard the dictation, Huamanlou knew what Emperor Guangxing was in a hurry to do. This matter...

If you don't want to make a fuss, if you stop by to watch the excitement, where does today's happiness come from?

"Be human..." Zhao Ren's complaints seemed weak.

After eradicating all Zhao Ren's means of escape, the child completely resigned to his fate, and after getting off the boat, he didn't act like a monster, but his spirit was not very good.

But even so, Huamanlou will not let go of every opportunity to prick Zhao Ren's heart. After all, even a strong dog leash can't keep a loose and free heart. After running away for nearly half a year, Zhao Ren has almost turned into a wild species. Well, what if the guy runs away again without hitting a few more times?

Zhao Ren looked out the window melancholy, and sighed after a long while: "The eradication of the Japanese pirates...is it a big victory? After the victorious battle, the court should come out to greet it?"

Hua Manlou sneered and said: "Victory is victory, but the nature of arresting Japanese pirates is equivalent to destroying some bandits. After doing such a small thing, you have the nerve to say that you have returned in triumph?"

Zhao Ren smacked his lips: "I don't care if I'm triumphant or not, that's all. If someone comes out to greet me, it means I'm doing the right thing. I'm sure my father will be gentle when he beats me..."

"Then why don't I spend some money to hire someone? Guaranteed to hold a grand occasion for you to be greeted by all people... What the hell?" While speaking, the carriage stopped suddenly.

"What's the situation?" Hua Manlou opened the curtain and asked Song Jie who was pretending to be a guard beside the carriage.

Song Jie looked at the front stupidly, and then he was taken aback when he heard the sound, and then said: "Uh, Mr. Qian, you'd better come out and see for yourself."

Maybe it's because the sunlight outside the car is very dazzling, or maybe it's the wind and sand in the capital, anyway, Hua Manlou's eye circles are a little red just after jumping out of the car: outside the gate of the capital city, countless people are standing quietly by the road, The group of people at the front looked familiar.

And when they saw Hua Manlou jumping out of the car, who had already changed into a boa robe and was about to face the saint, these people clasped their fists or bowed, and some simply knelt down: "Welcome Uncle to return to Beijing!"

Hua Manlou stood stupidly for a while, then suddenly began to blink desperately: "Today's sunshine is really poisonous, it made my eyes hurt..."

As Hua Manlou said to Zhao Ren just now, he never expected that he would be greeted by so many people out of the city.

It’s fine if it’s just a part of the artisan households in Xishan, but from the costumes of the people in the distance, there are generally people of all classes: some are dressed as children, some are dressed as merchants, there are coachmen, there are travellers, and there are opera singers. Yes, there are even a few girls from brothels standing beside a few small sedan chairs, who are all-encompassing.

No one knows where they got the news of Hua Manlou's return to Beijing, and no one knows whether someone organized this or the people left the city spontaneously, but many people know that these people left the city early in the morning Standing here quietly, there aren't even many people chatting, just looking at the east side eagerly...

Song Jie was stunned for a while, then led a horse from the side, and whispered to Hua Manlou: "Mr. Qian, get on the horse."

Hua Manlou felt that his throat was a bit congested, and he cleared his throat before uttering an incoherent sentence: "Do you want me to parade through the streets?"

Song Jie scratched his head: "Uh...not really, it's just that it doesn't look good if you don't show your face in this scene..."

Hua Manlou sighed, shook his head, took a few steps forward and gave a deep bow to the people, then got into the carriage without looking back, and only after a while did he say, "Go to the city."