As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

"Well... I really want to be hugged like this all the time..." Qi Wanrong had such a thought in her chaotic head, and this thought even made her jump.

It wasn't until Qi Wanrong was almost unable to stand that Hua Manlou stopped his sinful behavior, then looked at Qi Wanrong with a smile and said, "It feels good."

"..."

On this day, Huamanlou's soldiers were horrified to see that his uncle was running around laughing and laughing like a two hundred and five, and behind him, the uncle's wife chased and killed him for half an hour. ...

……

On the seventh day after Huamanlou landed on Hirado Island, the person who should come finally came.

The person Zhengqin Town sent to meet Huamanlou was his son, Prince Zhiren. His name sounded like a Buddhist disciple, and this guy was really an 'extremely strong man', so that when he saw this person, Huamanlou Lou was still dazed for a while...

Accompanying Prince Zhiren to see Huamanlou is Teruwakamaru, the son of General Ashikaga Yoshiei.

Different from the 'Buddhist disciple' Prince Zhiren, this Huiruomaru is a young man, dressed like a samurai, with a Japanese sword with a pattern of unknown flowers hanging on his waist. Kuntou is quite speechless.

A beautiful boy made this ghostly picture, this aesthetic...

In short, one of the two represents the nominal monarch, and the other represents the shogunate. Although the shogunate looks like the sun is setting in the west, theoretically, these two parties can be regarded as representing the Wa Kingdom.

After the two goods arrived, they knelt upright at the gate of the Songpu family's mansion that Huamanlou was requisitioning. After being summoned, they knelt down and saluted Huamanlou as soon as they saw Huamanlou, and then spoke fluent Chinese Said: "The royal family, the third son of His Majesty the Emperor, Prince Zhiren, pays homage to His Excellency Xishan Bo, who was appointed by the Emperor of Zhao..."

"General Ashikaga Yoshiei's youngest son, Teri Wakamaru, pays homage to Your Excellency Nishiyama Bo, who was appointed by the Great Zhao Kingdom..."

Hua Manlou stared at these two things intently, and it took a long time before he replied, "Are your legs numb?"

"...Ah?" The two Japanese looked at each other in blank dismay: No, according to etiquette, you should return a salute, right?What kind of trouble did you suddenly come up with?

Hua Manlou didn't care what these two guys thought at all, and continued to ask: "I just want to ask, are your legs numb? You've been kneeling for a long time..."

"Go back to Uncle, it's... not bad." Prince Zhiren reluctantly replied.

Hua Manlou nodded, sat cross-legged in front of the two of them, and said, "Can you be convicted?"

Huamanlou's current behavior can be described as extremely rude and arrogant, but no matter from the perspective of strength or suzerain country, he doesn't need to play tricks of hypocrisy - if the two people in front of him don't represent orthodoxy, How can Huamanlou pay attention to them?

So after a long while, Hui Ruowan said tremblingly: "I don't know... I don't know what uncle is... what crime is he going to pursue..."

Hua Manlou said calmly: "The Hirado and Satsuma clans pretended to be Japanese pirates and repeatedly looted along the coast of our Great Zhao. Do you two know about this?"

"This..." Prince Zhiren sweated on his forehead: "Uncle doesn't know something, this matter... I will wait for this matter..."

"Can't do anything?" Hua Manlou joked, "Because the king of the Wa Kingdom can't govern himself, and the shogunate is weak and in a mess, so we can only let them mess around?"

Hui Ruowan immediately burst into tears when he heard the words: "Uncle sees clearly, it's not that my father doesn't want to restrain Fanzhu, it's just that he can't leave the capital..."

"It's really useless." Hua Manlou sneered before he finished crying, and then said: "If it weren't for that, I'm afraid your Wa country would have been wiped out!"

These words are very serious, but from Da Zhao's standpoint, there is nothing wrong with them.

Therefore, Teruwakamaru and Prince Zhiren couldn't help kowtowing like garlic: "Uncle, uncle! Hirado and Satsuma are not subjects, but we are innocent... we are..."

"Okay!" Hua Manlou impatiently considered their words: "If you really want to pursue crimes, how can I allow you to wait here to die? How can you stand still after landing and wait for you to arrive?"

"This... Uncle sees clearly."

If you don't know it, you have to see it clearly, Huamanlou's call seems unreasonable, but in fact it basically blocked what Huiruomaru and Prince Zhiren wanted to say, so they were completely speechless.

In fact, if it had been, neither the shogunate nor the local daimyo thought that Zhao had the ability to attack the Wa country. After all, there was a sea between the two countries, and the supply alone would be enough for Zhao to have a headache.

But now Huamanlou has landed on shore with only two naval forces. This incident not only made Wa Kingdom see the hard power of Zhao, but also made everyone in Wa Kingdom greedy for Huamanlou's firearms. I finally realized that the behavior of riding a short mule and leading hundreds of people to fight in groups is simply ridiculous and childish.

That is to say, Huamanlou's battle not only raised the prestige of Dazhao, but also made Dazhao's good things fall into the eyes of the Japanese people, and they were greedy.

From the perspective of the nature of the Wa Kingdom, their next step is to continue to kneel and lick, pander to curry favor everywhere, and grovel everywhere—it can be seen from the fact that the two guys met today and gave big gifts.

So the routine of these two people coming to the door this time was to first make amends, then cry and beg, then pursue praise, and finally ask to go to Dazhao to plead guilty and pay tribute to His Majesty the Emperor without any trace, and then ask for some cannons and firecrackers. Kind of thing...

The old way.

Therefore, Hua Manlou, who is familiar with Japanese routines, didn't intend to let them talk more at all, and he also secretly planned to play another set of things...

"Anyway, since you've arrived, I have to ask you what you think about something." Hua Manlou smiled slightly: "The Hirado Clan's account is settled, and the Satsuma Clan's official has left it alone. What do you think should be done?"

435. I Said!

Huamanlou's attitude represents the attitude of the suzerain country. Now the suzerain country is holding the accountable and has defined the looting of the Satsuma domain as an invasion. This...

It's a little scary.

That's the same thing, big fists are the last word.

If Da Zhao still doesn't attach importance to maritime sovereignty and has no influence on the Wa country, then neither the royal family nor the shogunate will take this matter to heart.

However, now that they have already landed strongly, even if they don't have the intention to follow Da Zhao, they don't dare to neglect this matter, so Prince Zhiren hurriedly said: "The Satsuma clan is not a subject, and it can be dealt with by the upper kingdom!"

Teru Wakamaru also agreed: "The Shimadzu family has always been rebellious, and the act of looting the upper kingdom is tantamount to rebellion, and it should punish the nine clans."

Hua Manlou smiled slightly: "If that's the case, can you invite the two of you to accompany me to destroy it?"

"Uh...I insist on what I want, but I dare not ask for it."

The scene looks very weird, because, the Hirado clan, who is also the master of the fan, has been completely removed. Why do you need to ask the Japanese officials if you want to draw a Satsuma clan?

But what Hua Manlou did was not superfluous, he just wanted to demonstrate to Prince Zhiren, what is Da Zhao's combat power-seeing is believing, if you don't shock it, how will the next play be performed?

At the moment, Huamanlou didn't say much, and directly ordered the navy to prepare, first cut down the envoy's flag of Satsuma, and then took Prince Zhiren and Teruwakamaru to the Shimadzu's house in a mighty way, and it took only half a day. Time has allowed the Satsuma clan to be removed from the name, and none of the nine Shimadzu clans have escaped.

then...

As a matter of course, both Prince Zhiren and Huiruomaru came to praise Da Zhao, and then asked to buy a batch of firearms from Huamanlou.

Of course, the royal family is poor, so Prince Zhiren's request is to go to Da Zhao to ask for a tribute, and even the tribute has been selected: fifty top-grade Japanese knives.

To this, Hua Manlou said: Hehe.

After rejecting the two products, Zhao Ren ran to Hua Manlou and asked, "Why can grassland people sell it but Japanese people can't?"

Hua Manlou glanced at him and said, "I said I don't like them, is that an acceptable reason?"

Zhao Ren sneered and said, "It's as if you just like Estumu. Talk about it, anyway, idle is idle."

Hua Manlou sighed: Where did this f*ck start?

In Dazhao, no one would believe that once such a small land like the Wa country becomes rampant, it will be so inhumane and how much damage it will cause to the Celestial Dynasty. After all...

Seeing the kneeling and licking postures of Prince Zhiren and Hui Ruomaru, even Qi Wanrong was kind to these two.

So, kneeling and licking is a skill...

Shaking his head and putting aside some angry memories from his previous life, Hua Manlou said, "I told you earlier that the grassland people have repeatedly gone south to plunder, and in essence they cannot survive. But the country of Wa... think about it, the country of Wa has not paid tribute to Great Zhao for a hundred years, why are they crying and asking for tribute just after we landed?"

Zhao Ren smacked his lips: "Because you're afraid?"

Hua Manlou sighed: "This is one aspect. On the other hand, the people in this country have their own problems. Under the seemingly humble surface, they can be said to have no righteousness, and they can pay any price to become strong. "

Zhao Ren blinked: "For example?"

Hua Manlou said: "For example, for thousands of years, the Japanese country has sent countless people to the Celestial Dynasty to learn everything they find useful, and then transform it in an attempt to turn it into their own. But the Japanese can only learn superficially, not So they think that their race is not good enough, and even succession is difficult, so this group of people came to a very weird conclusion, they think their race is not good enough."

Zhao Ren was dumbfounded: "Kind?"

Hua Manlou nodded and said: "Yes, species. They think that the Han people are good enough and smart enough, so hundreds of years ago, there were many Japanese women who traveled across the ocean to go to the Celestial Dynasty, and selected good-looking and beautiful Han men to marry in order to marry them." Get a good seed... Is such a nation that will do anything to strengthen the country and breed, terrible?" (Song Dynasty history books clearly record it, and it is by no means a fabrication)

Zhao Ren's jaw almost dropped to the ground: "This...you didn't lie to me, did you?"

Hua Manlou sighed and said, "I didn't know about this before, but I only read about it from the history books when I came out to study the situation of the Japanese country. So you remember, the Japanese don't pay attention to etiquette, justice, honesty and shame, and don't seek righteousness. They only respect the strong. When they meet a strong man, they will bend down and do their best to bow their knees, but once they feel that the strong man is not that strong, they will immediately turn their faces and try to overcome the strong. This is the essence of their nation. everything."

Zhao Ren was shocked by the words for a long time, and then thoughtfully said: "So you don't plan to sell them firearms?"

Hua Manlou nodded and said: "Yes, the Japanese are very good at imitating. If they get firearms, they will imitate them in a few years. The Japanese are not like grassland people. The conditions of grassland people are poor. It can’t be made, but Japanese people are different..."

Zhao Ren understood.

Hua Manlou continued: "In short, you should remember that the Japanese are Zhongshan wolves who are rampant when they are successful. You should not take it lightly at any time. If you have a son in the future, you should also warn him about this matter. It is best to carved in stone and set up in the palace..."

Zhao Ren's eyes widened: "Is it necessary?"

"Yes, and it must be done." Hua Manlou looked at Zhao Ren seriously and said, "The predecessors planted trees and the descendants to enjoy the shade. If you do this, maybe..."

Maybe Tianchao doesn't have so much pain... right?

Zhao Ren was stunned for a while, and then said: "Okay, I'll make a note. Then what are your plans now?"

Hua Manlou pursed her lips: "Now I'm going to play first and then play, even if I try my best to be scolded by my father, and I don't even hesitate to be held accountable..."

Zhao Ren, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, was happy when he heard this: "Tell me, how do you play?"

Hua Manlou narrowed his eyes and said, "Firearms cannot be sold, but certain things can still be done, for example, in order to support the Japanese imperial family to station troops on Hirado Island, and send troops to help him build a small territory in the Kinki area... umm , The shogunate also needs a little support, the Muromachi shogunate is not fun when it is yellow. The daimyo from all over the world may have to support it secretly..."

"Hiss..." Zhao Ren gasped after hearing the words: "You mean, let them fight endlessly? Just like the Tatars?"

Hua Manlou nodded and said: "The summary is in place. All in all, if you see who is weak, you should support it, and if you see who is too strong, you should clean it up. Anyway, don't try to calm down. But unlike Tatar, Hirado Island must It’s leased, and there’s a good place under the Maori Clan that needs to be acquired... But the main problem now is that I can’t do this on behalf of Da Zhao, so I’m considering whether to disclose your identity..."

"No, no, you can represent me, I said it!"

"……what?"

"I brought a good thing before I went out, let's go, go to the boat!"

436. Brother

When Hua Manlou saw that Zhao Ren dug out a seal from the pile of tatters he had collected, he was dumbfounded.

During the Qin and Han Dynasties, the Son of Heaven had seven seals—including the Chuanguo Yuxi, the 'Emperor's Seal', 'Emperor's Seal', 'Emperor's Seal', 'Tianzi's Seal', 'Tianzi's Seal', and 'Tianzi's Seal' 'Wait for the seven seals, each seal has a different function.

After the Sui and Tang Dynasties, there was no such thing as the Seven Seals of the Son of Heaven, but the emperors of all dynasties also had their own practices, and in fact, the seals of the emperors also had different functions, and in general they all inherited the Six Seals of the Son of Heaven from the "Old Instruments of Han Officials". usage.

However, in certain situations that were not too formal, the emperor generally used private seals—for example, the one that Zhao Ren presented as a treasure was the most commonly used private seal of Emperor Guangxing.

What's more interesting is that although Emperor Guangxing didn't often issue central and secret decrees, he always used this private seal when he issued these two decrees-don't ask how Hua Manlou knew it, it was him who asked. The number of orders received by Guang Xingchao is too much...

So after being dumbfounded for a long time, Hua Manlou looked at Zhao Ren with a distorted expression: "Isn't it good to be alive? You're like this... You can easily be beaten to death when you go back, you know?"

Exercising the power of the emperor as a prince, if you let it go to an ordinary prince, you would not dare to play like this if you are so big. How can you say this thing is sensitive, it is even more Xuanwumen than Xuanwumen.

And if Zhao Ren had a brother, this matter would probably make him overwhelmed. Anyway, the struggle for imperial power in the past dynasties has always been the same, whoever dies will die.

But the psychopath in front of him would be beaten up at most for doing this thing. After all, the old Zhao family has only one seedling, so he did it without any pressure, and even brought it out with a smile on his face: It's as if I won't get beaten if I don't steal the seal and go back. Anyway, I guessed that you will definitely play big after you come out, and it's troublesome to ask for orders back and forth, so I just did it, enough loyalty Bar?"

After Hua Manlou regained his senses, he said in a frenzy, "You are so loyal, you...you go back and get beaten up, what should I do?"

"Ah? The seal I stole, what does it have to do with you?"

"People say that I instigated you to come out secretly. If the bastards in the court find out that you stole the seal when you came out, why don't you put this shit on my head?"

"Then just keep them from knowing?" Zhao Ren smiled treacherously: "Don't worry, father will definitely not expose this matter, family ugliness should not be publicized..."

Hua Manlou jumped up and said, "Do you still know that this is a family scandal?"

Zhao Ren said with a grin, "It's... not too ugly, is it? People say that a horse is thin, has long hair and fat hooves, and a son who steals his father is not considered a thief..."

This coquettish remark kept Hua Manlou silent for a long while, and finally he just gave Zhao Ren a look: "Anyway, no one else should know about this, or I will be tricked to death by you!"

"Okay, okay, if you don't say what my father doesn't say, who else will know? Don't worry!" Zhao Ren didn't take this matter to heart at all.

To be honest, Hua Manlou is really big-hearted, after all, the matter of stealing the jade seal is really too sensitive-this f*ck is exercising the power of the monarch secretly, who can bear it?

But even so Huamanlou was sweated by Zhao Ren, that is to say, "Emperor Guangxing is benevolent", "Emperor Guangxing only has such an unlucky son as Zhao Ren", "Emperor Guangxing trusts Huaman very much. Lou' When these three conditions are all met, Hua Manlou is only terrified, otherwise...

For example, let's change to an emperor like Zhu Yuanzhang. After Hua Manlou knew about this, he had to take the navy to the New World, and then he would never return to Dazhao.

"Also, let me tell you..." Hua Manlou said with a troubled expression on his face, "You put such an important item in such a crappy box? You..."

It’s not an exaggeration for Hua Manlou to say that it’s dilapidated. The wooden box Zhao Ren took out of Yuxi contained a pile of seemingly worthless garbage: shells picked up from the sea, pearls the size of mung beans, and pearls of various colors. The oddly shaped pebbles and corals made the jade seal look like garbage.

This is the jade seal of the emperor. The six seals in the Qin and Han Dynasties were sealed with Wudu purple mud when they were not in use. As a result, this product was directly put together with a pile of tatters. After opening the box, there was still a fishy smell. ...

"Don't put it here...where can I put it?" Zhao Ren said eloquently: "When I went out, I didn't bring too many things. I just carried two sets of flying fish suits and they were worn out. I can't stuff them in the rotten clothes, right? Who lost it to me?"

Hua Manlou was silent for a while, and finally sighed: "In short, you deserve to be beaten up by your father."

Zhao Ren rolled his eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, quickly take a pen and paper to write an imperial decree, and say... um, that you have full power to handle all matters concerning the Wa Kingdom?"

Hua Manlou couldn't help covering his face and sighing: "Really write? Write on blank paper? Are you making trouble?"

"There's nowhere to go to Huang Juan, isn't it? What's more, the secret decree, is it really the decree of the cabinet and the Secretary of General Affairs?" Zhao Renbai gave Hua Manlou a look: "But I really wanted to go to the cabinet to steal the seal. Come on, I'm afraid there will be too much noise...how about we carve one out of a carrot?"

"...Enough is enough, the secret decree is the secret decree."